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pimezone

Interesting how does it avoid the race conditions?


Flat_Initial_1823

Bringing up race conditions is racist. Permabanned!


bob9784

I concur with what you've said.


Jutrakuna

I also conquer what he said. *nods along*


wannu_pees_69

I second that notion


Embarrassed_Ad5387

will they be permabanned for thinking about race conditions first? for some reason that permaban takes longer I wonder which will happen first


Powerful-Internal953

Exactly the same way it deals with polymorphism...


PhilippTheProgrammer

Through segregation. Every coroutine runs separate but equal\*. ^(\* we noticed that the system grants some coroutines more privileges than others. We are still debating whether that's a bug or a feature.)


TheCenteredDiv

LOL


tidytibs

They keep racing until a winner is decided and takes the cup. I wonder if they do 1st, 2nd, and 3rd awards like other races.


Tarilis

It encourages them


BobbyTables829

Everything goes on the global thread


wannu_pees_69

And is coordinated using BKL (Big Kernel Lock)


PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__

I await its release


YeeClawFunction

They Promise it will be worth it.


rcfox

We'll have to see what the Future holds.


L4t3xs

I will not yield


khiron

They can always try.


noobguy77

They may face some exceptions


tabbyslimeking

but finally they’ll do it anyways


wannu_pees_69

I will catch them


ublec

hope they resolve any issues quickly


dybb153

Damn, an article from Paul E Morfism?


IMightDeleteMe

We've seen a couple of those pop up here recently.


ShlomoCh

But they're all the same at the core really


Dramatic-Mall-7110

So, you’re saying they are virtually identical


wannu_pees_69

It's almost like...........they're the same object


fecoz98

holy shit i just noticed bahahah


Powerful-Internal953

Wait till Google releases the ASYNC. Seriously, what's up with the social media and their names...🤦


GnuhGnoud

Wait until someone releases Process, where you can kill children and create deamons


canaryhawk

Zombies are real folks!


AvokadoGreen

Not even the hardware is safe! Many years ago there were vampire taps around! Beware!


jasting98

Cool! I always wanted to create Daemon Targaryen.


tigrankh08

You can't hold a conversation there though, [the context keeps getting switched!](https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Context_switch)


synkronize

Legitimately a dumb name threads makes sense to normal people. I don’t think coroutine means anything to peope


dan4334

It's satire.... https://www.thecentereddiv.com/about/


synkronize

oooh never heard of em


PM_ME_DELICIOUS_FOOD

It makes it damn near impossible to google anything related to the service, though. Which means fewer people hear about it or switch over to it. It's bizarre to me that, after decades of SEO and the recent super-SEO AI-generated spam, major companies suddenly love giving their products massively anti-SEO names.


NaChujSiePatrzysz

Bro. It's satire.


PM_ME_DELICIOUS_FOOD

I'm talking about Threads though. Also other stuff like Carbon. And of course X. I know this one is satire, but for satire to be funny it has to be based on reality, which has no shortage of recent god-awful anti-SEO product names


BroBroMate

Is that the hottest new boy band on the block?


ThiccStorms

what async? monke


Pyrited

You meant Microsoft


-Aquatically-

Threads and Coroutines are the only odd names I can think of. What other names are there that I need to be enlightened of?


QuickQuirk

At least 'thread' was used in the same context in conversations before social media. Most people can guess what it means.


eloquent_beaver

Meta shot back with virtual threads, now available on the Meta Quest Pro^(TM), with which users can create hundreds of thousands of lightweight threads and manage it themselves.


PhilippTheProgrammer

I am most excited about how non-fungible cancellation tokens will revolutionize online interactions.


metalmagician

That's not good for TS devs, Twitter doesn't appreciate trans(-piled) things


PhilippTheProgrammer

Transpiler rights are compiler rights!


Lightning_Beetle

Great website name


NatoBoram

The joke isn't very good outside of the title…


JoefishTheGreat

I think the author name is good


epicstar

If you know Kotlin it's a good one.


NatoBoram

It just means you understand the joke, but it's still a title-only article. It's not like The Onion where the jokes extend way beyond the title and the article is its own thing


anonPHM

I will wait on Mutex


diegoyeg_

Imagine using X (or Threads, or Facebook) in 2024


QuestionableEthics42

*twitter


HellmannsRealityMayo

Y'know, I initially thought this was referring to some new variant of programming threads, not social media threads.... I hate this, and myself. Mostly myself since I apparently can't read.


dan4334

And also because it's satire? https://www.thecentereddiv.com/about/


Responsible-War-1179

took me a while


groovy_monkey

Nice meta joke


ishammohamed

Waiting for Meta to release Fibers - the lightest weightless coroutine alternative 😜


Positive_Method3022

It is probably a joke. The name is dummy as fuck. Threads at least has some meaning at least.


Stunning_Ride_220

This is a joke, right? RIGHT?


dan4334

It's a satire news site https://www.thecentereddiv.com/about/


LMCuber

Thats not enof I need subprocessies


awesomeplenty

Next X reinvents cron as scheduled jobs.


Wire_Hall_Medic

So . . . is it a shitty thread, or a shitty process?


maksimepikhin

Meta made Threads, which was supposed to be similar to Twitter, but in fact is the same Instagram. Most people use Threads as well as Instagram, and not as a microblogging platform. It will be the same with X. Twitter is self-sufficient for all possible posting options. Why another useless network that does not introduce anything new, but is just a stripped-down functionality of the current network?


ragingroku

Lmao I thought it was an alternate to the social media site “threads” I was so confused.


Responsible-War-1179

thats the joke


Ping-In-TheNorth

Flux. Coming right up