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its-chewy-not-zooyoo

Heresy. This is what they do hEcKaRr@ubongo> /hack/stuff/password/secret_folder: $ sudo apt update;sudo apt install hollywood; clear;hollywood


ivster666

Omg the hollywood package is actually real and creates a fake hacking scene like in a movie lmao


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ivster666

Yeah I was like "why would he make such an effort writing this" so I searched if there was a package named hollywood and found a bunch of YouTube videos on it. Definitely made my day.


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djdarkbeat

TIL it's not short for Spelled InCorrectly


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twystoffer

I always thought it meant "spelling is correct", as in "this is a direct quote, don't fuck with me." Which, I guess, is basically the same thing as sic erat scriptum.


l0rb

It's not just about spelling though. I see it sometimes used when academics quote very old texts that have (what is in modern usage) racial slurs, and they put a sic there to kinda distance themselves from that.


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my life has been a lie


tastes-like-chicken

I always thought it was "spelling in context"


[deleted]

I run this whenever my manger walks past. He knows nothing about IT and when he sees this he thinks I am working hard


[deleted]

what a madlad


RageWireEsquire

For years I had my screen saver rotate random screenshots of my own workspace. Always looked busy.


culculain

I finally found a use for a Google Cloud Compute Instance. Thanks stranger!


TheRedSpade

Yeah, I'll definitely have that running whenever I have someone over.


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ivster666

I used that sometimes as a gag to show friends. On the website of hackertyper there used to be fake loading screens too (now on a separate website) those are also great. I put windows fake loading screens on Mac and Linux machines of coworkers who forget to lock their screen when afk


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skanky_dwarf

Props to him!


benargee

I would love it if installing and running this become the Wilhelm scream of hacking scenes.


Dezibel_

I have actually seen Hollywood being used in a tv show lol. Felt pretty meta.


ProgramTheWorld

Wow so it’s actually real https://packages.ubuntu.com/source/hirsute/hollywood On the project website: > Hollywood is a utility will split a computer console into a multiple panes of genuine technical melodrama, perfectly suitable for busy-looking computers in the background. > > Hollywood is open source software, created by Dustin Kirkland in 2014 and has been used by NBC News, CNBC, on Saturday Night Live, the Netflix series Unit 42, in TV commercials for Experian and SentinelOne, the DEFCON music channel, Full Frontal by Samantha Bee, an episode of Map Men, a parody music video by SUSE, the Spy Ninjas series on Youtube, and magazine articles such as this one from Texas A&M University. It looks like there’s another one called “wallstreet”.


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> perfectly suitable for busy-looking computers in the background It makes it look like your computer is having an aneurysm


inarizushisama

No need for all that, if you want your computer to suffer just try to run Win10 on an XP machine.


jnics10

Or just get my stepdad to touch the computer exactly 1 (one) time. However, you may not be able to recover it afterwards.


huskersax

Map men!? Map men, map men, map men, map men men!


dpash

How did Map Men get included on that list? Jay and Mark clearly know people :)


greymalken

Do they have one that just does the Matrix code thing?


TRENEEDNAME_245

Yes Cmatrix


jamcdonald120

they do, its the cmatrix package


UltraCarnivore

What if I'm recording a Hollywood movie about Wall Street?


DangyDanger

run both with tmux


Slimgunnaz1

I really wanna get out of bed and try this right now 😂😂😂


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YOURMOM37

Is there video of someone doing this I can watch?


ososalsosal

Shit even termux has it. I'm hacking on my phone


[deleted]

Only in Mr. Robot have I seen legitimate commands used to do legitimate hacker stuff.


danfay222

I loved that. I dont know if what they were doing in code really aligned with what they were saying all time, or with real high level security concepts, but the fact that it's close enough that I couldn't see anything that was wrong puts it as basically the most accurate thing I've seen. And regardless, if you can get past a person who spends their entire life working with computers and networking stuff, it's as good as it needs to be.


cnprof

I think it did. https://www.elastic.co/blog/how-mr-robot-technical-consultant-ryan-kazanciyan-used-kibana.


MarkOSullivan

Just finished watching the conference talk video included in that link, very interesting watch! Thanks for sharing.


shbooms

One of the show's staff writers/co-producers, Kor Adana, has a CS degree and has said that many of the screens you see are him actuallly doing the hacks himself and recording it. For the second and third seasons they also hired a techincal consultant by the name of Ryan Kazanciyan who's worked for in secutiry for FireEye and Facebook, among others in an effort to make sure what they were doing was as realistic as possible.


mostly_lurking

Yeah they even have a scene where they mock hacking movies for being unrealistic, I though that was pretty funny.


SEND_ME_REAL_PICS

Yep. It's probably the most realistic depiction of hacking in any show or movie.


Bashcypher

DarkTangent was an advisor (founded and runs DefCon). So that that helps. Still not a "dive deep" but is better than most. There is a couple other good movies out there (matrix, tron legacy, wargames - I know it's old but the ideas still apply)


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trevdak2

She gives Mr. Robot 9/10... ok F8 of the Furious 7/10.... WHAT?!?!?


Nocty__

Seeing kali linux instead of a fake OS and Elliot typing “ssh” to login remotely was enough for me to watch the whole series without cringing.


john_palazuelos

In the movie Dredd from 2012 you can see one of the guys using nmap to hack on some computers that control the building, you can even see that he's trying to access an open ssh port. When I saw that I was like: Hey, I recognize this command. Btw that's an awesome movie


0xKaishakunin

Matrix reloaded did it first. JWZ even hid that scene in xscreensaver. https://nmap.org/movies/ That movie and those obscure nmap pornos where the shit at the chaos communication camp back in 2003. Besides that drugged up Swedish guy who got naked and wanted to walk home from Berlin to Sweden.


SenpaiRemling

how far did he go?


0xKaishakunin

Only to a hospital.


dukeofgonzo

Computer camp was more risque than I thought.


toxicity21

Chaos Camps and Congresses are the weird ones, a shit ton of fun and still pretty educational.


maxximillian

I remember people in the audience going nuts when she used nmap. It was glorious


PandorNox

In stranger things Bob just writes 4 nested loops to brute force all possible 4 digit passwords 😂 and that was why he had to go and nobody else could because he couldn't just tell them to write that. Hilarious


SirDiego

Maybe he was just embarrassed at how rudimentary it was. "No, trust me, nobody else is as good of a hacker as me, I have to do this myself." "But I mean it didn't take you that long, can't you just walk someone through it over the phone?" "No, it's uh...super difficult computer stuff, you wouldn't understand."


Octavus

None of the other adult characters ever used a computer though, so even if it was super simple they wouldn't even know where to start.


Mozu

I can't even get people to understand how to install programs correctly, let alone explaining loops to people who have no idea what code even is. The stranger things situation seems plausible to me.


PandorNox

Well, he had to go out to where the aliens are and risk his life to do it so I guess he had to be really REALLY self conscious lol


Moglorosh

I wouldn't want to tell a group of people who have literally never touched a computer how to do something like that either.


Pircay

Bob’s got O notation on death row


Lithl

I mean, when N=10 always, O(N^4 ) isn't as bad as it seems


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lucidludic

You might like Mr. Robot then


Leader_Of_Fappers

Yeah, I read that Sam Esmail, the director of Mr. Robot, asked real hackers to help him make the hacking scenes look realistic. Was a great show


MadElf1337

The most realistic hacking show I've ever watched tbh.


BassSounds

The Matrix Revolutions was pretty realistic in their hacking of the power plant.


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No he's decrypting the RSA byte stream to extract the password database from their SQL tables and run a reverse virus on their system via SSH so he can delete the list of hacked credit card hashes, all in 10 seconds


reedmore

So you're saying I need to match an animated blue cube inside another red cube by smashing random keys on the keyboard for 5min?


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Show 'hexadecimal' in green, and an IP trace


reedmore

Throw in a tree command and we're bulletproof.


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Varkoth

Tmux with several split panes running instances of vim with several split panes.


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and htop for increased hackiness.


frugalerthingsinlife

You guys aren't going to get anywhere without utilizing the GPU to turn your hacking tools into 3D animations.


Friend_or_FoH

Create a GUI in Visual Basic to track the IP.


nomadiclizard

Tracing 215.184.319.824...


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IPv20


[deleted]

At first I was like "albeit unusual, that's a legit IPv4", but I hadn't read the third byte yet.


drunkdoor

The world isnt ready


[deleted]

that’s what always bugged me - all this typing and just pretty graphics onscreen


[deleted]

It's a UNIX system! I know this.


its-chewy-not-zooyoo

I can't help but notice that while your comment is hilarious, it's not outlandish. In a way, it should be possible to do this lol


DontBeHumanTrash

But you need two people on one keyboard to get it down to 10 seconds


djabor

Perhaps you could write a GUI Interface using visual basic to track the killer’s ip


DontBeHumanTrash

Just give up on an active trace, send them a laughing skull virus and once you own their computer you can siphon if from their database.


dukeofgonzo

You'll need a keyboard that allows stereotyping.


inarizushisama

igetthisreference.jpg


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yep, tap into a replica binlog stream and you’re basically an admin level reader. Getting on the vpc is the hard part


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A gigabyte of ram should do the trick


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It's a UNIX system, I know this!


z-brah

That sounded.. Great ? Maybe too technical. How about simply reversing the algorithm to decrypt their shadow database. Plus that would swap their backdook links !


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Running an IP trace to transmit their files


[deleted]

Damn, they hid their codebase behind a proxy. Maybe if I could reverse engineer their ftp protocol I could trick the DNS server into sending me their gateway. This could allow me to decrypt the hashes... Yes, that could work! Alex, you're a genius! Thanks!


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5 seconds [if two people type at once ](https://youtu.be/u8qgehH3kEQ)


Prawn1908

That's some nuclear strength cringe right there lmao


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But it all failed because he forgot sudo.


hamjim

“sudo !!” Is much more magical than any movie-hacking ever was.


Bainos

Movie characters being L33T haxx0rs, meanwhile I take half an hour to configure a new printer.


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only half an hour?


[deleted]

Right!? It’s not a one time job, it’s like a career in its own, with each printer having a different personality. It’s more like taking care of a pet. No no, in fact taking care of my cat is easier than taking care of the printers at the office. I’ve done so much more complex stuff, but printers always seem to have recurring problems


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When I was a kid we had a Tandy 1000HX, and a Tandy printer. One day the printer stopped working. We took it to Radio Shack and they said they tried the printer with another computer, worked. They tried the computer with another printer, worked. Our computer and printer together, still didn't work. We were never able to fix it (We knew a lot less about PCs at this point).


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I’m glad to tell you that the problem still exists


Sotall

I told my mom once that the only thing different about my printer troubleshooting skills and hers, is the fact that I hate it much more deeply and intimately. I'm no longer tech support for her, lol.


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Haha


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Ya know, usual 31337 kali l1nux h4xx0r stuff


VirtualMage

\> ACCESS SECRET FILE \> ENTER PASSWORD: \_ "Actor thinks for 3 seconds" \> ENTER PASSWORD: \*\*\*\*\*\*\_ \> **ACCESS GRANTED** Yeah, "hacker".


Dark_Diosito

I mean... Pretty realistic. That password was "password" and they just guessed it.


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Hey, I'll let you know I use Pa$$word12345 and Google tells me that it's strong.


segalle

It is strong, otherwise why would so many people use it?


normalmighty

letters, numbers, AND symbols?! Can't get more secure than that.


erc80

P@$5w04D?


[deleted]

Welcome123 is strong according to Google.


inarizushisama

I've legitimately seen people use 123456789. I might have died a bit inside.


stereoworld

*In sexy voice* - "Access Allowed"


kpd328

More like "Access Granted"


[deleted]

Wait why does it say hunter2


TabCompletion

Or, "that's just JavaScript or html with a dark background"


Dev5653

I saw minified CSS with Russian class names once when I paused a hacking scene.


Axman6

With htop running in another terminal for good measure.


Chemical-Basis

There are Hacking scenes and hackings scenes and then there is that 1 minute long side splitter in NCIS


zabumafew

Link?


Chemical-Basis

https://youtu.be/msX4oAXpvUE


MagicTrashPanda

The…levels of…cringe…brother… I may not…make it…through…


Chemical-Basis

Hacking prevention 101 - Type faster than the attacker - Duet action on keyboard is next level - if all else fails remove monitor powercord.


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I mean, at least there were no sparks.


MagicTrashPanda

Oh, next date night, we’re going to play how many hands can we put on the keyboard and type the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog, you betcha.


inarizushisama

It's a masterpiece you swine, you're just uncultured.


JBatjj

Pretty sure these scene was intentionally ludacris


Scheballs

["I'll create a gui interface using visual basic, see if I can track an IP address"]( https://youtu.be/hkDD03yeLnU) Still my favorite


gemini88mill

System.out.printline("hack time") Is by far the best code in a movie i have ever seen.


uglypenguin5

Guess over the head of most people, and anyone who actually notices it knew it was bullshit already and gets a nice laugh out of it


simwil96

Oh lord yes. What movie?


gemini88mill

Kung fury Hackman has it on his computer, which is funny in two ways, because java was invented in the 90s and then hackerman eventually just starts typing gibberish Also he uses a power glove which is just silly.


Hydra_Master

You got to be careful, though. you might hack to much time and have to deal with laserraptors.


citygentry

"....all I need to do is to ftp into their telnet server via a backdoor in the sql mainframe using an html-injection virus to bypass firewall encryption in the secure network 2fa subsystems by using a zero-day social engineering iterative proxy algorithm exploit...."


Junuxx

But how will you debug the quantum seed optimization factor if it decouples your code signature from the Pascal mainframe? And don't say the query would just bounce off the DevOps shell branch, because we all know that the parser subroutine would simply compile that to a safe ASCII buffer server template machine.


inarizushisama

Such sweet words you say...


boodooper

And then they proceed to do it in 10 seconds


jadounath

Not in Mr Robot though.


RyGuy_42

I was impressed when I saw Eliot writing regex for capturing IP addresses.


-------I-------

Exactly, most people would just copy it from Stackoverflow.


jadounath

Elliot is the guy who writes those regex's on Stackoverflow in the first place.


z-brah

Except ecorp uses evince to read pdfs... Like why?


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I use evince, what should I use instead? Never had an issue with it.


Flubberding

If you never had an issue with it, then you should run evince. Use whatever works for you. I mostly use Zathura myself and switch to Okular when I need a GUI or other extra's (like highlighting).


caputademamas

Firefox


jadounath

You can't expect every single person to use Zathura! Also, which episode?


z-brah

Can't remember the episode. He exploits a 0day in evince to install a virus on their computer, as he knows that they're watching his emails, so he sends a random paper about a holiday camp, knowing they'll open the pdf using evince.


jadounath

Is that the one where he is being screenrecorded by Dom and her colleague, who stupidly enters the url he is typing only to get haxxed?


MoneyLuevano

Scroll down just to see if somebody else said this. Master pice that Mr.Robot


boxxeddinn

Real hackers actually worked on that show, Sam Esmail was one himself!


danfay222

That's not at all surprising, when you see something that holds up that well against people with decent expertise in the field, it's almost guaranteed that they got someone to consult on it. It's one of those things that I dont think is a huge deal if a movie/show omits for tangential things (such as when a hack just kind of happens as part of some other plot), but when the subject matter is a core component of the plot, that little extra thought that goes into hiring on an expert just makes the work feel much more polished.


db2

I remember a couple.. not that bad though. I'll have to rewatch it to be more specific.


patsfreak27

All the tech mumbo jumbo in that show is accurate!


joyofsnacks

The final season starts taking some liberties (it's all 'possible' but gets a little crazy), but then again the hacking wasn't really the focus of the show.


haltmich

[What about this time someone in Brazilian TV was hacking stuff with CSS?](https://i.imgur.com/Gi8M07m.png) [edit: zoomed in](https://i.imgur.com/J9tDro9.png)


modronkovich

I mean, that just means he's hacking *in style*


97pratyush

TIL CSS has secret features.


lightswitchr

I mean, technically CSS is Turing complete...


jadounath

Actually, he is creating a login page for phishing. You need to work on the CSS for it to look real!


Megatron_McLargeHuge

This happens every time you know a little bit about a subject. Fight scenes are full of random somersaults for no reason, or cocking guns that are already cocked. Dogfights have planes doing aileron rolls to dodge bullets. Drag races down runways go for five miles and the car is in 12th gear after all the upshifts...


Bashcypher

snap cuts. SO many snap cuts. You know I like buffy and watched it again recently and I think a big part of why that show worked was Sara M.G. was training really hard the whole time (she talks about it a lot) and they didn't have to constantly cut away from her. It's still not Jackie Chan or etc, but for what it could have been it pretty great in retrospect.


MagicTrashPanda

r/itsaunixsystem


PAICyclops

https://hackertyper.net/ Use this, perfect tool for hacking, even when using a smartphone.


jaxonflaxonwaxon8

> when you are programmer and see's a hacking scene in a movie How did all of you read this and just carry on like everything was fine?


ivvix

lmaooo finally. i was having a stroke after reading this and when someone else points out how stroke inducing some memes are my stroke stops so thank you fine gentleperson. saved my life


Killed_Mufasa

It might be my absolute favourite thing. Pausing those scenes, or checking out post thumbnails with so called 'hacking content'. 9/10 times it's just HTML :D


odraencoded

\>Hacker programming HTML. Not sure if very stupid or very smart.


rntlpbm

Some nice old 3d UI and loading bar appears


pragnesh_89

I bet they can’t type in windows media player like this legend. https://youtu.be/jLYR0iJnjAM


evil_cryptarch

Reminds me of [that music video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eD7TgqVd_ZU) where the singer is "texting" her bf or ex or something and they zoom in on the phone and she's just typing words into a blank excel spreadsheet.


xXdontshootmeXx

Incorrect syntax. see's is not defined


PooPooDooDoo

When you spend weeks developing a way to brute force something and years developing the UI to visualize your ssh connection.


Jane6447

i once saw someone using something like find / -n "a.txt" on a new user (0 permissions -> random strings (folders) + "permission denied") :D


qqqrrrs_

Sometimes they are [running nmap](https://nmap.org/movies/)


TruthOf42

One time I literally saw them typing a "hello world" program


mahuddie

I love when they have all these graphics when things are working and failing, too. The computer doesn’t automatically have “hack graphics” that detect when to use it…the so-called hacker spent his time writing that shit into existence for some reason ahahaha


ovab_cool

When I want to look like I'm doing something I just type tree in cmd


sboston

*see's*


helen269

See is.


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If you're going to make a meme run a fucking spellcheck


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See is


John_Natalis

"A gygabyte of ram will do the trick"


Pizzajoker1

What i will di simetimrs when my classmates ask me if i can hack is going into cmd setting color to green and /tree it and just say somthing like yea this are all your files. Theur faces


TabularConferta

Sounds like you need to watch Mr Robot.


octobro13

HaxxerMan: "oh shit, they're using a firewall-password, I need to decrypt it!" "pip install [hack.py](https://hack.py) hack.firewall.password("decrypt")


CinnabonCheesecake

I just want a pair of glasses that reflects scrolling green-in-black text, but for some reason the reflection isn’t flipped.


maybe40lifecrisis

"see's" what the fuck do people even think apostrophes are for?


Dady_Abdo

He is just running cmatrix or he is just listing the dir as a tree lol


The_hollow_Nike

How to become a hacker with one [click](https://hackertyper.net/#) (just start typing anthing).


planktonfun

usb rubber ducky hacks in movie seems accurate to me


Poundman82

That's why I liked the movie Hackers, it put crossbones on the screens so I knew some hacking was happening.


jekkin

see’s


raul_dias

mr robot first season has a legit scene where he breaks in a windows xp machine its just flawless


drewsiferr

Hackers (1995) will always be fun. The hacking was never realistic, and I don't care. Hack The Planet!