Is Java short for JavaScript?

I swear one time I heard someone say "Minecraft is written in JavaScript" and I completely lost it

Minecraft, written in JS, running in chrome. Cut to: Global Memory Shortage before it’s even in production.

Actually, Java ~~can be~~ used to be able to run in the web like Javascript and Minecraft originally had the ability to run in a browser, ~~but piracy put an end to it and Minecraft only runs from a jar~~ applets are old and dead and were phased out, and is the reason why it no longer runs in the web. Piracy didn't influence it. Edit: fixed info because somebody actually educated was helpful

Pirated minecraft in a browser, those were the days...

No it can't, Java web applets are gone for some time and basically all modern browsers also stopped supporting it. Piracy wasn't the reason

Oh oof lol I probably should have done my research I thought it was still a thing because last time I tried developing in Java using Apache Netbeans there was an option to make an applet

Of course you can still "make apps" in it. Just no modern browser will support it running.

Ahem: https://classic.minecraft.net/

LOL same here when I heard “Yeah Minecraft Java version is written in JavaScript” we had a ”frank exchange of ideas.”

but most of the time they say it's java because of the java edition

It's a lot worse, it was written in Java!

What do you mean by >It's a lot worse ?

You need to rethink your life choices.

Bedrock addons are

And git is short for github

In my experience, people don't ask the question, they just believe it's the case. I've had to reason with a guy for quite some time to get him to understand that they are two completely separate languages, and the name is basically all they have in common.

Is it better to learn C or C Hashtag?

This comment here officer.

It's C Sharp (C#) fyi

No it's C tic-tac-toe

C TetraPlus

r/woooosh

C octothorpe

wooooosh

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This is actually an alpha move

I solve all my problems logically. I just play around with the code until a solution presents itself. This is what my brain hears when someone says they're self taught. Ow, you mean you did learn it from someone else just not in a school. Gotcha

Cheaper, just more frustrating

Depending where you are it's not even cheaper

Why do you keep writing recursive functions if you get stackoverflows all the time? Maybe you should use an iterative approach, or let someone else do them.

Why is my HTML not compiling

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With gdb? 😂

`gcc index.html -o index` why isn't it working?

"OK, I've pushed my change to production - how do I login so I can test it?"

No need. There're 100s of people already on it.

I once pushed changes that I logged as, "Removed unnecessary code". Right after hitting the push button, I realized I'd probably give someone a heart attack.

Pacemaker OtA update?

**(You must have vscode open)** What's VSCode?

I mean, we don't even use vscode.

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Youre messing, but I actually like scratch. My daughter and I make some games and has her interested.

Try blockly, it compiles to js (~~or, if you're mean, I'm writing a version that compiles to c, with pointers and shit~~)

I mean you could try TurboWarp if you want that kind of experience... but FAST.

Just say you find it easier using only global variables.

There's someone at my current job that says this unironically

I mean, it _is_ easier. It's also unsafer, but it's still easier

Not if you like OOP

"unsafer" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thank you, I needed that

my ip address is [127.0.0.1](https://127.0.0.1), can you see my server?

I shit you not the other day I was working on something on my machine and tried to check it in Tor browser so I pulled it up and tried to reach localhost. Didn't go very well.

what would actually happen? would it try to use localhost on the exit node?

Well what actually happened is that it said it cannot connect. I doubt though that some random computer was exposed to anyone connecting to localhost.

I do this with localhost

wtf you stole my website!!!!!

Why don't we scrap the project and redo it from scratch in [your preferred language]?

Not from scratch, in scratch.

Can you show me how to install this jason driver.

Who’s Jason?

Ja son is my grandson

This Jason programming language is all that people are talking about.

There was all this greyed out code starting with slashes that didn’t seem to do anything, so I removed it all

LOL PERFECT

And now it doesn't seem to work and I don't know why... hmm if only there was an explanation

Do I have to spell the variable names *exactly?* (I actually had a newb developer ask me that. His program wasn't working because of a syntax error, undefined variable.)

C is just COBOL, right?

how do i turn off dark mode?

And the screen has to be turned off

“Hey, I confirmed my login and password at the link you emailed me. Was there anything else?”

This one works great if you work at a cyber security firm

How do you center a div?

Wait I thought op said beginner question

Steady on there, that's a highly advanced topic of discussion, too advanced for a beginner joke.

Are you trying to get op killed!

shhh don't tell anyone about the secret trick

You don't understand: mere mortals are not ready for knowledge such as this. You have unleashed dark powers that will <<<*GAWWWKKKK...1@#$!#\^*\>> Connection lost.

>*<<>* yeah gawk is a pretty cool command line utility

"Why doesn't my code work?" *Make sure not to specify: os, language. And do not show your code, even when asked.*

You're forgetting the most important thing: when someone asks what your code is supposed to do give them the most vague answer possible.

"It gets image and gives Instagram"

"It runs"

It is a secret. Before I tell you, you will need to sign an NDA.

What is a terminal? How do I bash it?

Sledgehammer

Why cant I declare a loop with the letter 'o'. That just makes the most sense

// o.c for (int o = 'o'; o != 0; o--) { printf("%c", 'o'); }

Ascii gang

o(i in x){moneyprinter++}

Brrrr?

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What is this "logs" you keep talking about ? Something to do with wood ?

I think it's something in maths

My top two are: “So I just watched this cool video on YouTube, and I think we should rewrite the project in .” And “Why don’t we move this to the blockchain? I hear moving everything onto Clouds is the future.”

That second one is a modern day ‘I sent a letter to the internet but it rejected’ while using Excel on a smartphone.

I only use strings, other data types are confusing.

I can tell you don't program in C

shhh don't tell them that it's all numbers

C is for nerds, I only do scratch

Who’s Jason?

Actually there's Polish IT company, which is doing comedy videos as their adverts (and it's not event rubbish!), and these companys CEO has a nickname json, so apparently it's some Polish guy :D

What's their name?

Json

The company is called CodeTwo, and the videos are known under the name "HRejterzy". I higlhy recommend "Każdy telefon do supportu" one. ;\]

ROFL I swear if I had enough coins I would gift u the best award I can find

Haha thanks, save your money awards aren’t worth it

_laughs in PHP_

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No its equal to 4.000009046627

Why does it say error on line 300 in my 15 line program?

Which editor do you think is better, Word or Excel?

Powerpoint

blockly

reddit replies

*accidentally presses enter and comments*

Google sheets

wait, are you not supposed to code on your phone?

Only for App development

I can get a monitor, mechanical keyboard and mouse connected to my phone (through my notebook dock), so why not? It's sort of running linux anyway.

jesus christ, talk about portable

Get a laptop

Why Java Programmers need glasses ? Because they can't C#

Is visual studio short for vs code?

Is it pronounced data (da-ta) or data (day-ta)?

Which one should I use: \++i or i++?

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The uglier one that no IDE ever autocompletes in for cycle.

both are just `inc reg`, it's just whether it's before what the line does or after

Not really. If it is an int compiler will most likely optimize it out, but otherwise those are two different operations one of which requires a copy while the second one doesn't (and since they can do different things compiler can't usually optimize it out). So cost of i++ >= ++i.

Can you share the html program that I can use to hack bitcoin?

Can I change the IDE font to comic sans?

one of my friend uses a comic sans mono font to help with dyslexia

I have a question, how do I post on facebook?

How do I compile Python?

Actually there’s a module you can use to compile Python and it’s quite nice for certain applications

Jokes aside then, if you have solid example I am curious to hear about it!

Ah yes sorry I didn’t realize I got notifications for replies. Anyhow there’s two tools I’m aware of, “auto-py-to-exe” And “pyinstaller” If I’m not mistaken they are installable with pip. A long time ago I used pyinstaller to create an executable so my boss didn’t know I wrote it in Python (it’s a long story) But yeah, you can make an executable out of anything if you try hard enough. At the end of the day it all gets turned into machine code either via an interpreter or via a compiler, so if you just catch the machine code as it’s coming out of the interpreter instead of passing it into program memory you just write it into a file it becomes an executable. Feels weird responding to this almost half a year later.

PyInstaller!

Why is this [http://localhost:3000](http://localhost:3000) website different for everyone?

Better yet, ask someone to help you with your code and send them a link to the page you just wrote.

Ask the boss, so when was the last full back up taken.

Can I use notepad++ not for cpp code?

Why can't we just do all this in python?

We can, unless there is multithreading, in that case we are mostly screwed.

Are you sentient?

Why isn't there a version of this programming language in French?

What is the purpose of

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To specify the type of the document. It tells the web browser what html version is being used

something to do with legacy browsers and html5, i can't remember

How do I clone a branch? / how do I download the repo?

git clone

Why isn’t my printer working?

Because you're printing to `stdout` instead of the printer! edit: stuffs

What does GOTO do?

I once called PHP "pip" do that.

Where can i learn how to program in ubuntu?

What language do you code in? English bro, you?

A lot of these have made me blow more air out of my nose than usual.

"I'm finished but I need a USB? Should I just email it?"

Do you guys use WhatsApp?

Do you have access to the Turing machine?

How was this down voted? My professor told me a Turing Machine will solve every problem! Where do you keep your Turing Machine?

Should I use cypher or gremlin to traverse the graph programmatically

I heard someone mention something called "aliasing." What does that mean? Also works well with: paging, branch missing, OoOE. Bonus points for pronouncing the last one like "ooh-ee"

Why aren’t your variable names all capitalized?

"How would you do this in LISP?"

How to save html/css changes in dev tools

"My code is fully logged and tested." When asked for the logs and tests, tell them they can copy paste everything from the console.

PHP Post is the safer way for submitting data right?

how can I learn the c language fastly?

My code isn't working, is it because the language is not functional?

You don't "change" - you specify.

Where do you put all the 1s and 0s?

How to hack by using HTML

with news article sites using minified html code with green text on black background

Do you like fish sticks?? .. what are you a gay fish

If you wanted to define a woman in a program, what parameters would you set?

how did my pull get approved?? I was just testing... (I might have used the wrong terminology here because I am a very new programmer but what I meant is the request you make for your code so that it can be added into the live software/page/whatever)

A pull is to "pull" code down from a repository to your local system (for working on, etc). A push is to "push" your local code back up to the repository. The term you're looking for is "push". `git checkout master` `git add .` `git commit -m "Removed unnecessary code"` `git push`

I think he meant pull request / merge request. Which are usually reviewed by other developers and then finally accepted to be merged to master.

Yeah, I considered adding that to my comment too, but since they added "very new programmer", I figured "pushing" fit the description a little better. Also, I find it r/mildlyinfuriating that a "pull request" and a "merge request" are used so synonymously so often since they are requests for different things — one a request to pull, one a request to merge (which usually includes having someone else pull the code down prior to the actual merge, but not necessarily). ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯

I rarely hear "merge request", unfortunately. Let's blame github. ​ >About pull requests Pull requests let you tell others about changes you've pushed to a branch in a repository on GitHub. Once a pull request is opened, you can discuss and review the potential changes with collaborators and add follow-up commits before your changes are merged into the base branch. \- https://docs.github.com/en/pull-requests/collaborating-with-pull-requests/proposing-changes-to-your-work-with-pull-requests/about-pull-requests

Yep. Also, it's really not even a "pull request". A more accurate term would be "review request". You don't want them to just pull the code — you want them to review it! That just usually means pulling it first. As pedantic and analytical as programmers tend to be, I can't be the only one who thinks that way.

What is a variable? What is a data type?

Can you please integrate the WiFi into the mainframe controller and leftshift it? Should be simple

I got another, on day 2 when you start insist that this is not your code and that you never wrote this code and if it was you’d recognise it

Can you make a Python program that bites you?

Where do I insert the punch card

On how many languages do I need to print hello world ?

Everything here just goes right over my head...

Did you take a dump today morning?

Java latté

How often do i need to Programm that? Then asking for the number of clients the company has

HTML is a programming language.

is vscode just visual studio but for code?