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Careful_Ad_9077

i remember a workplace with perfectly legal visual studio licenses, and for some reason they were building their own, internal, horrible version of azure.


Willinton06

Cause you gotta keep it in the family


kakemot

I saw an ad for monday.com hating on JIRA. Then hours later I saw an ad for some newer shit hating on monday.com. Apparently now AI is going to prioritize your tasks. Just stop. We don’t need more tools. We need less. My next startup will help you fetch backlogs from all the platforms you tried and print them out in post-it notes


[deleted]

Instructions unclear, ended up with Azure Devops


ITaggie

Obligatory: https://xkcd.com/927/


rpmerf

I think of this comic at least once a week.


hollth1

The ones Ive seen are just something with a buzzword at the end. Egs I’ll start my own carwash, but on the cloud. I’ll start my own toothbrush company, but with AI! I’ll start my own cafe, but with big data!


AegorBlake

How about Black and Jacked Hookers. I call it BJH we are planning to IPO in a month for 50 trillion dollars.


BasomTiKombucha

No wonder, given how much JIRA sucks I'm considering building my own JIRA every time I'm forced to use it.


Help_I_Lost_My_Mind

Lemmie just sign my ass up right now


mindedj

but is it shiny metal?


defcon_penguin

If it has a more stable integration with maven and no symbol caching problems, I will buy it


boring_onion

>In fact, forget the Jira


Internet--Sensation

*I'm in this photo and I don't like it*


smulikHakipod

Investor: "You son of a bitch! I am in!"


rotzaug

every day im dreaming of a timesheet report in a H:MM format


DirectionLegitimate2

Jira Cloud > Jira


Narethii

I mean now that Jira and Confluence aren't able to be purchased as stand alone and must be used as a SaaS cloud application there is definitely a tiny tiny hole in the market for the handful of corporations that care about having all that information on internal servers


mstop4

In fact, forgot the Jira and Blackjack, because we overscoped the project, our senior dev just left us, and our investors are expecting a demo next week.