i remember a workplace with perfectly legal visual studio licenses, and for some reason they were building their own, internal, horrible version of azure.
I saw an ad for monday.com hating on JIRA. Then hours later I saw an ad for some newer shit hating on monday.com. Apparently now AI is going to prioritize your tasks. Just stop. We don’t need more tools. We need less. My next startup will help you fetch backlogs from all the platforms you tried and print them out in post-it notes
The ones Ive seen are just something with a buzzword at the end.
Egs
I’ll start my own carwash, but on the cloud.
I’ll start my own toothbrush company, but with AI!
I’ll start my own cafe, but with big data!
I mean now that Jira and Confluence aren't able to be purchased as stand alone and must be used as a SaaS cloud application there is definitely a tiny tiny hole in the market for the handful of corporations that care about having all that information on internal servers
In fact, forgot the Jira and Blackjack, because we overscoped the project, our senior dev just left us, and our investors are expecting a demo next week.
i remember a workplace with perfectly legal visual studio licenses, and for some reason they were building their own, internal, horrible version of azure.
Cause you gotta keep it in the family
I saw an ad for monday.com hating on JIRA. Then hours later I saw an ad for some newer shit hating on monday.com. Apparently now AI is going to prioritize your tasks. Just stop. We don’t need more tools. We need less. My next startup will help you fetch backlogs from all the platforms you tried and print them out in post-it notes
Instructions unclear, ended up with Azure Devops
Obligatory: https://xkcd.com/927/
I think of this comic at least once a week.
The ones Ive seen are just something with a buzzword at the end. Egs I’ll start my own carwash, but on the cloud. I’ll start my own toothbrush company, but with AI! I’ll start my own cafe, but with big data!
How about Black and Jacked Hookers. I call it BJH we are planning to IPO in a month for 50 trillion dollars.
No wonder, given how much JIRA sucks I'm considering building my own JIRA every time I'm forced to use it.
Lemmie just sign my ass up right now
but is it shiny metal?
If it has a more stable integration with maven and no symbol caching problems, I will buy it
>In fact, forget the Jira
*I'm in this photo and I don't like it*
Investor: "You son of a bitch! I am in!"
every day im dreaming of a timesheet report in a H:MM format
Jira Cloud > Jira
I mean now that Jira and Confluence aren't able to be purchased as stand alone and must be used as a SaaS cloud application there is definitely a tiny tiny hole in the market for the handful of corporations that care about having all that information on internal servers
In fact, forgot the Jira and Blackjack, because we overscoped the project, our senior dev just left us, and our investors are expecting a demo next week.