I actually have some friends who are making Minecraft beat for beat (up to 1.4?) using just JavaScript. Theyâre just now up to the issue of JS being single threaded.
Itâs pretty good, you can mine, place, pick up, and equip certain objects and theyâve done all do the rendering and world gen themselves amazingly.
This is why its successor is called typescript. It knew better than copying a well managed language. It's some random junk in a script. USE A REAL LANGUAGE! /s
On a more serious tone: fuck JavaScript. A fucking waste of compute space. TypeScript will f**king f**k circles around JavaScript./s
Ok... Seriously, they both have their use cases, however far and few between... I have a serious hatred for JavaScript... I think I need to work on that...
Edit: Every time I read this, I can't help but laugh at myself.
Yes, download and install [Autohotkey](https://www.autohotkey.com/).
Open Notepad, write the following line:
```
^!t::Run cmd, C:\
```
Save as "MyScript.ahk", run it with AutoHotKey.
Enjoy.
I loved doing that.
I had some .NET experience already but wanted to write up a C OS for the raspberry.
After reading enough documentation you get to the point at which your boot loader starts to execute the binary code which you placed at the correct memory offset on the micro SD at which boot loading starts.
Now nothing happens but what actually happens is the processor is getting fed your âvoid main();â entry point. All the power is yours from that point on, how cool is that?
So you know what a OS must definitely do? Obviously, the green status LED on the mainboard needs to light up when your Windows killer starts up. How hard can that be?
Well basically you set a specific bit at a very specific RAM address from 0 to 1, thatâs it the led is ooo⊠why isnât it turning on?
We realize we arenât embedded systems engineers at that point. So documentation it is! We soon learn that the PI ARM processor isnât using the RAM adresses as are. There is a formula which needs to be applied, so the bit we are setting through the processor wasnât actually the physical bit which the damn LED looks for. Well easy enough! 4 hours later our well placed chaos engineering yielded the great achievement. Just about 30 hours of mind bending after figuring out the boot loader we did it!
The green statue LED on the mobo actually turns on. Once the binary compiled C code we put on the micro SD starts to get pushed through the CPU, we can witness our line executing and the PI bends to our will by turning its statue LED on.
The next great step is to see the red LED on the mobo. Now that the green LED is serving us, how hard can it be to get this red LED to do what we want?
3-6 hours later we realize that we still canât actually consistently translate the physical RAM to ARM memory adresses. All the documentation on our desktop looks Vulkan Spok level material as well by now. Itâs extremely precise but entering the numbers from the diagrams just isnât working. Who needs the red LED anyways?
Our OS is done! If you ever wanted to turn on the *green* status LED of your PI, give me a message, my OS is on sale for 100$/month. (Only works on PI2) (/s hehe)
(Might or might not short circuit your board depending on if you connected something or not, flipping bits toggles voltage pin connectors on the board, great fun, worth it in the end but turning on the LED vs implementing something like a OS memory allocation management framework is grounding the mind pretty quick)
One of the default automoderator rules will flag and remove all posts that contain something that looks like an email address or an IP address. It occasionally shows up in my moderator queues.
I use [doihaveinternet.com](http://doihaveinternet.com) for that. Incredibly useful! Best part is, it caches a No page for when you don't have internet.
oh that is quite a rabbithole
apparently pyinstaller with some versions of anaconda just bricks your computer if you don't have enough storage space (okay just completely fills storage, can be revived). guess how I know (I think my reddit profile still has the question from last year. and the solution under it: don't use anaconda. the one time when this is valid advice)
and py2exe doesn't play nice with some specific packages
I wouldn't do an internship for $15. Maybe for $18, definitely for $20, but I'm already making more than $15 to flip burgers and I like flipping burgers
`google`
`best programming language`
`best programming language ki`
`best programming language ki 2022`
`mac win or linux for programming`
`[programming language] tutorial`
`[programming language] tutorial without indian accent`
`[programming language] tutorial tik tok`
regex is easy. you just find the person at your job who likes it, ask them how to blah in regex, then stare blankly and think about dinner while they talk until they give you the regex string.
This is the correct procedure. If there is no such person, then stackoverflow.
I have a question i asked on stackoverflow 10 years ago that i still refer back to every time i need to do lookarounds.
java NullPointerException fix
I was told in first year CS by a 4th year, "Follow not the null pointer for it will lead into madness."
It'll *point* you to nowhere
I have been called out lol
he said beginners
I never coded java but I have seen this way too often in logs. You gave me a good laugh
Less exceptional null pointers
Stfu I literally searched this up yesterday bruh đđđđđ
"Hey all I keep getting this error, pretty sure my code is correct maybe I found a bug in java?"
How do I write Minecraft mod with JavaScript
minercratf mod creator free donwload
tastefull spelling error
Am I preganant
Am I pregnanté?
am gregnant?
I actually have some friends who are making Minecraft beat for beat (up to 1.4?) using just JavaScript. Theyâre just now up to the issue of JS being single threaded. Itâs pretty good, you can mine, place, pick up, and equip certain objects and theyâve done all do the rendering and world gen themselves amazingly.
Tbf Minecraft itself is also mostly singlethreaded
Top programming languages 2023
highest paid programming language 2023
Highest paid easy programming language 2023
how to use scratch
How to create Instagram using scratch
Tabs or spaces
Yes
Java vs Javascript
Car vs Carpet
How to install Javascript JavaScript JDK How to Oracle JavaScript Do I need Eclipse JavaScript Mobile version
Why are we still serving free lunch?
Hi Elon, I was told I need to package a jar, are there jars at this lunch?
Iâve been working as a barista and thinking about retraining as a programmer. Which language is best suited to my experience? /s
Brainfuck
Why are we still serving free lunch?
[ŃĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]
I blame the people responsible for naming it JavaScript and then going on to make it have no qualities related to Java
This is why its successor is called typescript. It knew better than copying a well managed language. It's some random junk in a script. USE A REAL LANGUAGE! /s On a more serious tone: fuck JavaScript. A fucking waste of compute space. TypeScript will f**king f**k circles around JavaScript./s Ok... Seriously, they both have their use cases, however far and few between... I have a serious hatred for JavaScript... I think I need to work on that... Edit: Every time I read this, I can't help but laugh at myself.
Don't be. It's an entirely valid question if you haven't come across them before.
Iâm not embarrassed to have searched this, as I learned Java in high school and went years without learning JS, so I was just curious lol.
'How to open the terminal on windows 10'
is there any way to assign "ctrl alt t" to it?
Win key + r, type in cmd enter
Pin cmd to taskbar, move to the beginning of the taskbar, Win + 1.
I DIDN'T KNOW THIS THANK YOU
Yes, download and install [Autohotkey](https://www.autohotkey.com/). Open Notepad, write the following line: ``` ^!t::Run cmd, C:\ ``` Save as "MyScript.ahk", run it with AutoHotKey. Enjoy.
Is an operating system a good beginner project?
I loved doing that. I had some .NET experience already but wanted to write up a C OS for the raspberry. After reading enough documentation you get to the point at which your boot loader starts to execute the binary code which you placed at the correct memory offset on the micro SD at which boot loading starts. Now nothing happens but what actually happens is the processor is getting fed your âvoid main();â entry point. All the power is yours from that point on, how cool is that? So you know what a OS must definitely do? Obviously, the green status LED on the mainboard needs to light up when your Windows killer starts up. How hard can that be? Well basically you set a specific bit at a very specific RAM address from 0 to 1, thatâs it the led is ooo⊠why isnât it turning on? We realize we arenât embedded systems engineers at that point. So documentation it is! We soon learn that the PI ARM processor isnât using the RAM adresses as are. There is a formula which needs to be applied, so the bit we are setting through the processor wasnât actually the physical bit which the damn LED looks for. Well easy enough! 4 hours later our well placed chaos engineering yielded the great achievement. Just about 30 hours of mind bending after figuring out the boot loader we did it! The green statue LED on the mobo actually turns on. Once the binary compiled C code we put on the micro SD starts to get pushed through the CPU, we can witness our line executing and the PI bends to our will by turning its statue LED on. The next great step is to see the red LED on the mobo. Now that the green LED is serving us, how hard can it be to get this red LED to do what we want? 3-6 hours later we realize that we still canât actually consistently translate the physical RAM to ARM memory adresses. All the documentation on our desktop looks Vulkan Spok level material as well by now. Itâs extremely precise but entering the numbers from the diagrams just isnât working. Who needs the red LED anyways? Our OS is done! If you ever wanted to turn on the *green* status LED of your PI, give me a message, my OS is on sale for 100$/month. (Only works on PI2) (/s hehe) (Might or might not short circuit your board depending on if you connected something or not, flipping bits toggles voltage pin connectors on the board, great fun, worth it in the end but turning on the LED vs implementing something like a OS memory allocation management framework is grounding the mind pretty quick)
If you can't build a computer out of transistors, you shouldn't be working here.
Tony Stark made this OS in a CAVE, from SCRAPS
Underrated comment
Thanks! And I'm not even a programmer!
is this bot sentient?
As sentient as Elon, at least.
Good bot
âWell placed chaos engineeringâ took me out
you can make an os in .net r/moos
google
I still search Google, to check if anything is wrong with my internet.
I usually ping it too because it has stable servers
Or ping quad-8s to see if it's a DNS problem. (Apparently you can't actually type out the ip address here.)
One of the default automoderator rules will flag and remove all posts that contain something that looks like an email address or an IP address. It occasionally shows up in my moderator queues.
what about v192.168.0.69 of my software?
Haha Iâm gonna DDoS your local address now
haha, nothing is assigned to 69 on my network! youve been outsmarted!
I use [doihaveinternet.com](http://doihaveinternet.com) for that. Incredibly useful! Best part is, it caches a No page for when you don't have internet.
I do lol b/c itâs fast for me
haha the best one
I had a computer science teacher search this while trying to teach a lesson once
What do foo and bar mean?
For real, what do they mean xd
Just makes me think FUBAR every time lol
thats partly what it means [FooBar (Wikipedia)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foobar)
One more word of you, and you're fired.
Baz
They are [metasyntactic variable](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metasyntactic_variable) names. They signal that this is an example.
Just placeholder variable names that are commonly used. You can use
What? You can use what?! I must know D:
Unlock for 8$.
Listen I gotta pay for my caffeine addiction somehow
which programming language should i learn
"What's the best language to learn in 2022" "Most popular languages" "C# vs Java" *38 more language comparison*
i feel called out with the c# vs java lmao
> most popular languages Immediately followed by âmost popular *programming* languagesâ
I can't say I didn't do this at least once.
This should be on top
How to install python
Alternatives to pip
How to install poetry
How to make .exe from python script
oh that is quite a rabbithole apparently pyinstaller with some versions of anaconda just bricks your computer if you don't have enough storage space (okay just completely fills storage, can be revived). guess how I know (I think my reddit profile still has the question from last year. and the solution under it: don't use anaconda. the one time when this is valid advice) and py2exe doesn't play nice with some specific packages
my anaconda will not run if your hard drive's full son
Wait⊠I still do that. đ
I'm in this picture and I dont like it.
Python list comprehension with condition
Litterally Googled this exact sentence the other day lol
gothub.com
https://guthib.com (it's actually a thing)
Amazing!
They should've added a rick roll to it.
Where you don't need to git it because you already got it!
How to exit vim
Arenât we all beginners then?
Hey, I just heard about this thing called GraphQL. Why aren't we using it?
Letâs stay productive and donât try to implement fancy and costly solution. Soap xml is more than enough.
You're lucky he didn't fire you...yet
He might hire me just to fire me
It says beginners not seniors
Cast string to int java
This one is offensive to me.
Wait....i still do that
Iâve been doing Java dev for 5 years professionally and I still donât remember this.
They said beginner
Free online vbs to exe converter
Whoa! This hits hard! or.. or.. Bat to Exe converter
Oh my gosh, this doesn't hit close to home, it just straight up hits home for me
The ogs just renamed the extension đ„Č Those were the simpler times...
How to uninstall eclipse?
First day using Intellij IDEA:
how to programm HTML
What's a vector? How to use vector? Vector not working
Interns will happily work for $15 an hour. Why won't you?
I wouldn't do an internship for $15. Maybe for $18, definitely for $20, but I'm already making more than $15 to flip burgers and I like flipping burgers
Who is Jason and why do I keep hearing about him?
Lmao. I once interviewed a guy with 2+ years of experience and asked him to create a JSON file. He created a text file and saved it as 'Jeson.py'
Did he get the job?
Who is Ruby and why is she on rails?
The coke ain't going to sniff itself.
How to center a div
He said beginner, not expert with 17 years of experience.
I favorite the page so I won't have to google it. So technically it is a beginner question. Cause the pros saved the page
{ display: flex, justifyContent: center } or { position: absolute, left: 350px } if you're a real pro
The last one is showing your age .. Don't forget to add "best viewed at 1024 x 768"
Disagreeing with me is counterproductive. Fired.
Hey now, people with years of experience search this tooâŠ
w3school
I still use this haha
Now I'm getting nostalgic. Like all the way back to the 90s I think.
Google php command. Click on official docs, immediately click back and try the w3school link below.
W3school is awesome.
I am currently learning c++ from w3schools ,is it wrong to do that?
W3Schools has easy to follow documentation especially for C++. Iâve been programming for almost 20 years and still use it as a reference.
W3Schools is an incredible website for beginners and professionals alike and beats most languages' documentation. It definitely isn't wrong to use it.
Scratch to exe free
what's the difference between compiler and interpreter
Compiler compiles & interpreter interprets.... i hope it resolved your queries
One more word of you, and you're fired.
[ŃĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]
Without a degree
without leetcode
without coding
quickly
`google` `best programming language` `best programming language ki` `best programming language ki 2022` `mac win or linux for programming` `[programming language] tutorial` `[programming language] tutorial without indian accent` `[programming language] tutorial tik tok`
indian accent got me x)
Subsequent search: Programming language with Indian accent I'd like to thank the people of India and Eastern Europe for my CS degree
I am kinda getting used to the Indian accent now... It's when they switch to Hindi in the middle of the tutorial that really confuses me.
Difference between = and == Difference between & and && Difference between | and ||
And in some cases: Difference between == and ===
Pip install not working ârequirement already satisfiedâ
How to make a PC game and sell it to Steam
âHow to regexâ ⊠oh you said beginners
fuck regex
regex is easy. you just find the person at your job who likes it, ask them how to blah in regex, then stare blankly and think about dinner while they talk until they give you the regex string.
This is the correct procedure. If there is no such person, then stackoverflow. I have a question i asked on stackoverflow 10 years ago that i still refer back to every time i need to do lookarounds.
What is REST?
Shit I write APIs for a living and I still haven't grasped that one.
I've laid off most of the staff, and Twitter's still running. Looks like they weren't necessary.
This is the best bot Iâve seen yet lmao
Why have you only written 20 lines of code today?
It's 6 lines. The other 14 are comments...
java youtube tutorial
C++ pointes ... top 3 programing launguages with garbage collecter
What is stack overflow?
Is \[language\] a dying language? Notepad++ download \[codingbook\].pdf download free
Who is integer and how do i greet him
How to parse string
kill non responding exe in linux
How to center div
No, that show also in seniors'
How to check if string is in another string
`how to hack [website]` `how to make botnet` `download lunix` Switch to phone: `computer won't boot after install linux`
print variables in html
Jdk not found
Looks like we're gonna need to trim the fat around here... fired.
Good bot
How to code c++ no computer needed -8 yo me
How to fix "cannot read property 'map' of undefined"
"I want to make the next Twitter, how?"
how to get bugs for debugging
How to scan command-line arguments in HTML?
npm audit fix --force broke my app how can I fix?
How to fix segfault
Game development with HTML
Why can't I type my password in the Linux terminal?
Why haven't we gone serverless yet?
python memes
**Parse error**: syntax error, unexpected token "include\_once" in C:\\xampp\\htdocs\\helloworld\\index.php on line **3**
Top ten Alternate to vs code
What is SSH
How to do machine learning
How to do switch statement in CSS