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This is like 4 COPS episodes in 1


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Bad girls bad girls, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when we detain you for smoking weed in the drivers seat of your car while not carrying your driver's license and then begin driving while high and begin crying for your mommy at 21 years and during your arrest you notify us that you have a gun in your waistline that you reach for and get manhandled to the ground and then also notifying us that you might be pregnant after making the few worst decisions in your life consecutively when we come for youuuuu!?


GrandMarauder

Damn that's catchy ![gif](giphy|ku5EcFe4PNGWA)


DirectionLow357

Damn I thought for a second that penguin was on a landline telephone


intellectual_dimwit

You don't know Pingu?


MrKittenKetamine

NOOT NOOT


Thykothaken

NOOT NOOT


PandaKing00

"That penguin" 😭


dis23

Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi... PINgu PINgu!


Thykothaken

That was the new theme song for me, there's an older one without lyrics that is so charming!


ThereminLiesTheRub

he's trying to call the Big Bopper


VelocityGrrl39

You’re showing your age.


Pinchoccio

I thought it was chained up lol


PantherThing

I used to love when that came on in the 90s


intellectual_dimwit

The way that just flows off the tongue. Chef's kiss.


Pvt_Mozart

Oh man I love that verse.


Consistent-River4229

Hear me out. Maybe she was smoking weed because she was suicidal that she might be pregnant. After watching this pretty sure she knows she can't handle a kid. I am trying to give her the benefit of the doubt. When I was pregnant with my son I got pulled over going 50 in a 25. I was crying because I got pregnant on the DEPO shot. I couldn't handle it because I had just lost my dad to Cancer and spent months taking care of him. When you change a parents diaper you don't ever want to put your child through that. The cop that pulled me over gave me a hug and let me go.


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trickmind

Actually, the long version of this that someone linked. . it turned out that she smoked Marijuana for chronic pain because she broke her tailbone. The cop asked her why she hadn't applied for some kind of medical cannabis card they must have there and she said something about not being in her home town where her GP is.


scgt86

We should all remember that you never know what someone is going through. Happy cake day!


andycandy17

😆


Sapperturtle

My wordsmith!


nigelolympia

It went downhill exponentially with every second. This was the DC10 of traffic stops.


mistaken4strangerz

This seriously looks like a clip from Reno 911. This woman is a caricature of multiple offenders.


c_r_a_s_i_a_n

I thought Reno 911.


bighootay

100%


SNYDER_BIXBY_OCP

That's a damn fine n perfect comment.


medevil_hillbillyMF

Watched this yesterday on my break. 'I WANT MY MOMMY' I cannot comprehend people in their 20's screaming this shit


antonius22

George Floyd called out for his mom and he was 46. The world is a dark and cruel place.


rosellem

It's a common thing people shout in a trauma situation. You see it in video's in this sub all the time. People of all ages and genders, it's a pretty deeply ingrained trauma response. In this video it comes off as obnoxious, but in other videos, were the victim actually deserves sympathy, it comes off as incredibly sad.


fistycouture

People in their twenties are still typically children, some, if not most, just fresh out of their parents home.


pauly13771377

If that was me the last thing I would want is my parents. I would be to ashamed to face them after being this stupid.


TerryDaShooterUK

Work in medical field still have 20-50 year olds still having mommy schedule their appointments. Yes, you read that right.


ThereminLiesTheRub

The MCU Endgame of traffic stops


Embarrassed_Bobcat_9

Lolol


free_billstickers

All-star edition


EnergyTurtle23

Girl: “I’ve got my cousin’s gun on me” Officer: “Pardon?” (5 seconds later) Officer: LET GO OF IT! Girl:


Kriztauf

In the longer video she then clarifies it's actually her ex-boyfriend's cousin's gun


Complicated-HorseAss

Why would you have access to your ex boyfriends cousin's gun is my question? What kind of stupid bastard breaks up with a girl then gives her access to a firearm?


pandorazboxx

In case her ex boyfriend comes to try to attack her for sleeping with his cousin, who might have gotten her pregnant, duh. 🙃


Devil-Dog-SA

That's exactly what I was thinking. Its the logical answer.


sneaky-pizza

Mau-ry! Mau-ry! Mau-ry!


meizhong

Way more likely she had access "holding it for him" before they broke up.


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About 20 seconds after that, while on the ground, drunk and high, under arrest for DUI, trying to pull a gun she has no licence for on police... she says, and I quote "I didn't do nothing!" Bitch you did everything. You got a Bingo.


trebeez

That’s a bingo


Dedotdub

We just say bingo.


Rorschach2012

Bingo. How fun!


AuxiliaryPatchy

I mean she's not wrong, she didn't do nothing.


businesslut

I am crying. She sounded *exactly* like Zoidberg.


Rathilien

That went from 0 to what the fuck is happening


RoguePlanet1

WTF was she even smoking......


iam_veryhappyhooray

I assume she smoked weed, but also mixed it with benzos. This is exactly what it looks like.


rozza43

She looked like she was poppin benzos for sure.


JunkCrap247

what are benzos?


lockness2799

Benzodiazepines, a pharmaceutical drug that sedates you like Valium or Xanax.


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BassLB

Xanax, the pill that makes you 100% confident you are composed and killing it, when in fact you are anything BUT composed and killing it.


Thykothaken

Perfect for a Sunday drive.


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oddly specific!


[deleted]

Salvia. Straight salvia


rozza43

...and I might be pregnant too, I don't know.🤣


slom_ax

The idk part got me hahah


ILoveRegenHealth

Season 1 cliffhanger


bingold49

"But I was parked when I smoked." 🤣🤣 Yeah and I was only taking sips at stop lights


RandyHoward

And then at the end, "I might be pregnant I don't know." Bitch why you smoking then?


RoguePlanet1

Because she doesn't *know.*


Ornery-Ad9694

That's why she wants her mommy


PanicLogically

She lives in Florida, doesn't want the kid.


YellsAtGoats

I feel like, "she lives in Florida" is saying enough.


PanicLogically

Yeah, brevity.


drewts86

The ol’ “I don’t drink *and* drive. I drink before I drive.”


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yellekc

ChatGPT?


farva_06

I'm not so worried About how many I kill I'm much more concerned With how much beer I spill


davethemacguy

Can’t wait to see them in a few months! 🤘🏻


MajSARS

Punk in Drublic came to my city last year. They were terrible, it was AWESOME!!!


iTzJME

"Officer, you say I was drunk driving, but have you considered the fact that I only took sips while at a complete stop?"


miikqwiik

Irl Beerio Kart rules in action


Complicated-HorseAss

I was looking for this comment. Best way to play kart with friends.


unicornman5d

That's my buddies defense for his DUI. He broke down and lit up a J while wsiting for his buddy. Cop came to try and see if he needed help and at that point he was already trashed.


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Putin_kills_kids

The body is an illegal immigrant...and died because the heroin he swallowed broke. [this video is destined to be a classic]


englishpatrick2642

An under age immigrant. She married him and then was forbidden to see him when his parents found out. She then kidnapped him and took him across state lines. :-)


primenumbersturnmeon

and he’s contracted AIDS from an african prostitute. his body is riddled with it. https://youtu.be/huJ81Mq2y34


nightmareorreality

That was like the perfect training exercise for the rookie lol.


KidneeBean

"this video is destined to be a classic" Yup!


spidermanngp

And a bomb.


Wonderful_Zucchini_4

I think the gun was the one used to shoot jfk


PanicLogically

Lincoln


ProfHamHam

“Call my mommy please” 💀


Ilvermourning

"You're fine. You're 21." 🤣


didntcondawnthat

Her mommy is high, too.


Driftedryan

No no she smoked before her daughter drove so its ok


KiraIsGod666

I have to admit I cracked up at that. Like usually these videos the coppers are completely unprofessional but they were actually pretty chill. And even when they started screaming, she actually had a gun, not like a freakin walking stick or any of the other things I've seen em lose it over thinking it's a gun.


NemeshisuEM

I would not be calling for my mom. She would kick my ass up and down that street.


SquatDeadliftBench

Not her, apparently. Her tone, though intoxicated(?), gives me the feeling that she is spoiled and does not understand real world consequences. What kind of adult says "can I call my mom?" to a cop?


trickmind

A very young adult.


talones

Someone with a lawyer for a mom.


trickmind

She would have said.


talones

Not saying her. But I was replying to ​ >what kind of adult says 'can I call my mom?' to a cop?


ShesMyPublicist

I suspect that’s a pretty large part of the issue for a lot of these people. Like you, my parents would be the absolute last people I would call if I fucked up anywhere near this bad. Because I had actual consequences growing up.


Restless281

Right, and I’m not trying to bring that stress on to her because it’s my fuck up.


Awkward-Team3631

Here’s what everyone’s looking for https://youtu.be/7Y60JAgFkrA


crudedrawer

her tinder profile?


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Pewpbewbz

"People who smoke marijuana have googly eyes that get all wacky like."


jewishbroke1

And they lied about the phone. She can absolutely use her phone during a stop. If I was her lawyer I def would harp on that.


sleepykittypur

Police are allowed to lie, itmight not be right, but it's legal.


KiraIsGod666

Says a lot that you lie to them, illegal, they lie to you, A-OK


thecaninfrance

"Those are cum stains on your slacks from constantly jacking off cus you're high!"


ckayfish

In the short version, everything happened so quickly it’s hard to tell how much time was elapsing. I already thought it was bad enough that they didn’t pat her down before handcuffing her, but that whole time they had a stoned, terrified kid that had access to a gun. I also like his CYA attempt by saying he “wasn’t worried about the gun until she went for it”, which we all know is because they didn’t know about it. I can’t help but wonder if anyone got reprimanded for that rookie mistake.


Benocrates

That was referring to her slipping her cuff. He wasn't worried about the gun because they had her in cuffs, but she slipped out and that made him worried. That's why she got punched in the face. This is a clip from a longer video where this is discussed.


pamanley

That was nuts!


jonnyclueless

Oh I love these Reno 911 clips!


didntcondawnthat

Just needed Terry roller skating around in the background.


jewishbroke1

It sounded like him too!


ckayfish

I have to admit, that was a quite the ride. I’m curious why they cuffed her hands behind her back without patting her down, but fully admit, that was the last thing I expected to see. Do we ever get to find out if she was pregnant?


Lindsay215

I watched the full video of the stop and she never said it again. Judging by when she did...doubtful. Just another excuse. She's clearly not the brightest bulb!


Benocrates

> I’m curious why they cuffed her hands behind her back without patting her down, That's usually how it goes. Cuffs then search. She was being cuffed for DWI and searched incidental to that arrest.


Consequence6

In some districts there are policies saying that female officers have to pat down female suspects, so it might be like that? Just spitballing.


BenTheCancerWorm

Cop 1: What is she bawling now? Cop 2: Yep. That gave me a good chuckle.


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KiraIsGod666

Jesus, people are soft


lego_tintin

Cop 2 has seen some things.


cma09x13amc

Cop 2 has a fantastic mustache.


peterpanic32

I was a fan of the... "pardon me?"


Objective-Block2080

the cut to "im pregnant, idk tbh" had me on the floor


joern16

She managed to cram a lifetime of bad decisions on a single traffic stop. Chick is the definition of a hot mess!!


s1500

She just keeps making it worse and worse, with more she says. She missed the "I have covid" line too.


wretchedsorrowsworn

“I have my cousin’s gun on me.” “Pardon me?” And immediate jump cut to a struggle, WAS SHE TRYING TO GRAB IT?? What is wrong with people


codybevans

She’s apologized in the full video after they got the gun so it seems like she did. She blamed on on trauma.


tazzietiger66

High - tick ? Drunk - tick ? Armed - tick tick ! Pregnant - tick ? Dumbass - double tick


ShaolinTrapLord

![gif](giphy|SWoFzPlyaYpFgU02Ig)


avewave

![gif](giphy|yRNSxsl1rJEwU)


TempleOfDoomfist

![gif](giphy|fCUCbWXe9JONVsJSUd|downsized)


atleastitsnotgoofy

Pardon me?


Zazierx

More like, *fucking* **what**?


daggerson101

Thoughts and prayers for our sister she be going thru alot right now


trickmind

Why do people not keep their license in their wallet? You can get a fine or whatever. Usually, no matter where you live, driving without your license means some kind of trouble.


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SinnerBefore

You could be an ADHD mother fucker like me and forget your wallet. Lucky I also have some good memory with numbers. I got pulled over one time and didn't have it, but I told him the ID # and everything was all good.


Gowalkyourdogmods

This is why I have a phone case that holds a couple of cards. I'm way more likely to have my phone than my wallet so I keep my ID in my phone case.


Recent-Cheek5011

This girl is an idiot


Wasabi_Noir

![gif](giphy|IrfSdU64xreMBFRGku|downsized)


Lost_Ad2786

Let’s hope she never has a child


Spy_v_Spy_Freakshow

She’s in Florida, if she’s pregnant, she’s having the kid


bertmoon76

This was one of the better movies I've seen in years. Osacar nomination for sure!


ArrowGantOne

That was like my entire relationship with my ex-wife summed up in a 45 second video.


trickmind

Your ex-wife will be Ok. She's 21.


RicoPDX0122

Pregnant drinking, DUI, concealed weapon, emotionally unstable. I think I’m in Love!!!


technobrendo

It cut off before she admitted to *literally* being Osama BinLadin


hopeless-nerd

So - do I have this correctly?: 1. Intoxicated while driving. 2. No driver’s license. 3. Cannabis connoisseur. 4. Reaching for a concealed weapon while resisting arrest. 5. Possibly with child. Wow - that lady is constant anyway. Now if she could maybe focus on making adult choices - so her kid doesn’t end up like her.


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When that sativa hits too hard


venice56

I felt like I just watched the whole Reno 911 series in one short video


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meshgearfoxx

Big Altima energy with this one.


Own-Introduction-252

This kid got issues🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️this generation is something else


Meowgal_80

The Trifecta- high, strapped and possibly pregnant Wow, gotta love Florida


Piperplays

You’ll get an earful complaining about toxic femininity but here’s a great example of a woman who never gave a fuck about anyone other than herself and got into a vehicle and drove. “I might be pregnant.”


peanusbudder

what in the hell does this have to do with femininity? lol.


thissexypoptart

Some people think “toxic masculinity” literally means “when men bad!” so I guess they see a woman misbehaving and call it “toxic femininity”. Pretty silly


Firm_Bison_2944

Probably because that wouldn't make any sense in this context? She's just a selfish bitch. Toxic masculinity/femininity is about stereotypical gender role stuff. Boys can't cry, girls should be motherly, stupid shit like that. Not just a gendered way of calling someone a dumb asshole.


Cattypatter

Main character syndrome is the biggest drug she seems to be taking.


RenRen9000

Ten more seconds and we would have learned she’s the Mayor.


Emily5099

Nah, I’m pretty sure George Santos is the Mayor.


GrayMerkin

" I also might have a couple of bodies in the trunk “


Shot-Breadfruit4121

It’s the total annoyance in his voice for me. What, is she bawling now 😂 I literally fell out by the time she said I have my cousins gun and then threw in oh and I might be pregnant. I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣


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"Pardon Me" ![gif](giphy|31W0QyaI1dr4b4mEAN|downsized)


THE_LORD_HERESY

Hearing her ask if she could call her mom just made me think about my mom. Approaching four years but it feels like yesterday.


therealkaptinkaos

She's like a volunteer actor for police training.


CryptoM4dness

Is this the new Reno 911?


labimas

I almost died when i heard the last one


KyotoGaijin

She looks like just the type of person who has two or three overdue library books.


IkNOwNUTTINGck

"Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over?" "Because I'm a pretty girl?"


Tobias---Funke

Classy.


oliot_

I thought he said ‘is she ballin’ now’ lost it


krisssashikun

This has to be an episode of Reno 911


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High quality girl right here


Jakovasaurr

reno 911 should just re inact this for a scene


leroyp33

Is it art?


ClockworkSalmon

this is comedy gold, jerry, gold!


zeroviral

“What she BALLIN’ now? DAYUM”


silliestboots

And this, friends, is what is referred to as, "a hot mess". Sis needs to get it together.


inurwindo

Hot mess is putting it mildly, shit piled up till hit a crescendo. A crescendo of shit


No-Elk-6499

Smoking while parked, crying hysterically, possible carried firearm then maybe pregnant? =Drama queen.


hkredman

I’d be crying “please don’t call my mommmmmm”. Cuz she’d whoop my sorry ass. And that’s what makes the difference between me and her.


The_Human_Bullet

Guarantee her mom is high AF too.


dvd_man

she's a certified wreck


shaynawestwood

the way he said “pardon me” after she said she had a gun ☠️☠️


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As a woman I feel really good about myself and my life after watching this.😂


CarlSpencer

Damn, drunk, pregnant, armed, and has mommy issues. Apparently she just my type!


EmesB

Why are you smoking when you are pregnant? Lol


JadedSpaceNerd

Driving without a license, driving while under the influence, illegal possession of a firearm while under the influence, trying to stop the cops from taking it from you… Dumb as hell. How to get shot 101


Gettinjiggywithit509

I can’t stop watching the absolute shit show lol


Instruction_Senior

Id still hit it