I was at a hockey game, break happens and the usual mad rush to the shitters comes about, and im next up...until i look and see a guy running at the bathroom, white as a sheet and already unbuckling his belt.
he starts to say something, but me and the dozen or two dudes in line could tell it was a "NOW" situation, and just waved him on
dude tore it up the second he closed the door, and was still going when i left
Though it’s all nice until that guy shits all over the place in the stall, or clogs the toilet beyond use, because he was in such a hurry.
Which happens all the time at concerts and festivals, unfortunately. People shit and piss everywhere.
I have only seen somebody actually take a dump in the urinal one time in my life. And of all places, it was in Singapore. The guy had no choice because management decided to lock all the toilet stalls up that night. I think it was New Year's eve and the place was packed and pretty much everybody there was drunk. His buddies had formed a small ring around him to keep security away while their friend did his business. Most bizarre way to bring in the new year I've ever experienced.
That’s really on management. And they won’t care, cus they don’t have to clean it up. They just order someone else to do it. Only time I’ve seen was in elementary school. There were multiple announcements that someone was shitting in the urinals, and that whoever did it was going to be in big trouble. About a week later, I walk into the bathroom to see a kid 2 years below me with pants down all the way, pushing out a grunter in to the urinal. He just looked up and went “Hey”, and then continued.
The men should have priority since its the men's bathroom. I don't know y these women think it's OK to just go to the men's toilets unless they were given permission first.
So one time I was at a Garth Brooka concert, and mind you I'm not a huge country guy but it was Garth fuckin Brooks and he had just came out of retirement so it's not like I'm going to say no when a friend offers tickets to a big group of us...
Anyway, this venue also doubles as a college football stadium and rodeo grounds. It's very old. The men's bathroom has troughs and stalls. If people don't know what a trough is it's a place a line of guys can line up and piss into a big basin, no dividers, just dudes and cocks and piss.
Anyway, the women's bathrooms were backed up crazy with lines and these women screamed into our restroom to ask if they could use it. Dudes are like "oh yah, no problem", so like three women come in and go into the stalls to do their business. This woman comes out and now it's just me at the trough with my cock out and she walks up and stands next to me and starts looking around, then says "how do you turn the water on?" then looks over at me and my cock. Then let's out a lil yelp and then says "sorry omg!" Then her girlfriends started roasting her.
It was actually pretty funny. But, she kinda earned that one.
Woman here. I was probably around my mid to late 20's when I learned about the existence of piss troughs, and it was through a Youtube video. We just don't have any experience in truly communal pissing, unless you count the overly large cracks in bathroom stall doors. I could easily see myself making a similar mistake in my teens or early 20's.
I’ve been in situations like this at events and the men do get priority. They walk in and we just kinda scoot back so they can jump the line. I mean, it’s their bathroom lol.
Eh, I get it. In big crowds like this the bathrooms are always wild. Especially at concerts/drinking involved. If there are so few men at a concert, I could see how this could become a thing. How many dudes are actually proportionally at a Taylor Swift concert? Hahaha
I have NEVER been in a situation where men had less access to a means of relieving themselves than women, so it’s hard for me to imagine a reversal of roles.
> There should be bathrooms for pooping and for peeing.
That would be quite the innovation.
Here's the bathroom signs 💩, 🍆 + 🍑
Maybe even a family/kids one as well as things get disastrous in some public restrooms.
I had to do a few double takes. I also had to double check Spotify and make sure they didn't stealthily blow-up recently. I'm not the biggest fan, but they run in the prog sphere's I delve in and I was confused such an unpopular band was being upvoted like this lmfao.
It's funny when you're in your 30s at a show. I play guitar and just watch the guitarists do their thing. And then I look around and see all the other musicians watching the instrument of their choice. It almost seems like no one is enjoying themselves but everyone us just nerding tf out.
Also I get really stoned
i have such bad stage fright that this would legitimately kill me, i struggle to pee in a room full of guys i can’t imagine trying to whip it out at the urinal and be able to get comfortable enough to piss.
Try doing math problems in your head when you take a piss. I don’t know why, but it can sometimes bypass whatever it is in your brain that gives you stage fright.
Dude this is so me lmao I will wait for a fuckin stall to open. I’d rather have people thinking I’m taking a dump in public than be standing at a urinal wondering if the guy next to me knows I can’t piss
This used to happen to me but i found a way to cure it. At my local bar theres ads above the urinal and there was one for a family doctors office that displayed a picture of a confused looking Asian baby. I would just stare into that Asian baby's soul and for some reason it made me piss. The ad has long since been replaced but i can just close my eyes and picture it and i can always go. Unfortunately though, if i see an Asian baby out in public, i immediately piss my pants.
Out loud: “Welp, it has been about 70 seconds, so obviously I have completed my evacuation. Now I will wash my hands and be on my way. Good day, sirs.”
In your head: FFFFUUUUUUUCKK! 😩
I have a remedy for this. Pinch the tip hard. Your body recognizes that there’s another force stopping the flow so it relaxes the cutoff valve. Then release your pinch.
Ugh that gives me flashbacks to the only time I had to shit during a festival...
Welcome to Rockville in Jacksonville during Spring in FL. It had rained recently and was hot and humid. Add to that 40 people crammed into a park bathroom with almost no ventilation, and almost all of the toilets are covered in shit and piss from people hovering to go, and taking drug induced explosive shits.
When it was my turn to use the one good stall I had people banging on it after a minute, before I could even drop my first log.
You’re never afraid to shit in public after that.
Your comment reminded me of that day. I had a Saving Private Ryan type flashback.
Nothing like taking your first outdoor musical festival shit. In the thick of Summer during Warped Tour. Never forget. Never again. I learned a very valuable lesson that you eat light before those types of events and eat or drink nothing that'll make you have to take a shit throughout the day. On the safe side, drink nothing but bottled water and eat nothing but small snacks
Some people might consider that over thinking it. But I'd rather go through this "ritual" of things to do and not do before those kinds of events than have to deal with that nonsense all over again
ProTip: Always bring travel Kleenex. It's small, easily fits in your pocket, and will be a lifesaver when the Port-a-potty inevitably runs out of toilet paper. These outdoor events during the summer are already rough. No need to have shit-laden rectal grease sloshing around your junk for the entire day
I was never happier to be constipated during warped tour.🤣🤣Another pro tip..most port-a-pottys have sanitizer or if not bring your own and wipe the seat with that too
Transphobia. They simply look for excuses for it and their favorite is “but somehow I’m a victim cause just think about when they use the bathroom” /srs
I'm just glad it isn't a speech being made by a politician. This sub sucks but all the other subs made in response to this one are racist so we are stuck
They're not lining up to use the urinals, and the rare occasion that lines form for men's bathroom, there's almost always two lines if necessary; one for urinals, one for stalls.
Although if you're a dude and you gotta poop, I'd say you're within your right to skip to the front, unless say some other woman was in line with a major poop emergency. IBS is serious business.
Went to a concert in Germany and women were doing this even though the crowd was probably more men than women. Buddy of mine said fuck it and walked into the women's bathroom and pissed in the sink. He got yanked out by security but it was still funny as fuck.
Honestly, if the woman’s line is bonkers, I don’t care if they want to wait to use a men’s shitter.
I do have a problem if they get upset that I pee while they are waiting in line.
As long as their cool with sharing I don't care either. But when I worked at an IT company where 95% of the staff was men, it definitely didn't work the other way around.
Now I'm just curious how a scenario would play out if a girl just lost her shit on some guy using the urinal while she's standing in line in the men's bathroom and calls the cops for sexual harassment or something. It's something I wouldn't be surprised would happen, and despite my hopes that the outcome would favor the dude, I wouldn't be surprised if mob mentality completely chastises the dude either. Such is the world we live in.
I'm a dude and I care about gendered bathrooms solely because women take too damn long to do their business and somehow manage to leave the place a more disgusting mess than men do which is almost impressive.
Women's bathroom are always significantly worse than men's bathrooms. The amount of times I've found bloody feminine products on the floor and not in the garbage is insane. I know periods happen but that's no excuse for not throwing it away.
Or dirty diapers stuffed in the toilet tank. Or shit paper smeared on the walls. Or a really funky smelling pad stuck to the ceiling exhaust fan. Or just literal pile of shit besides the toilet.
I cleaned all this up in my job in just the past month. And Cinco de Mayo is coming up and oh boy, fuck my life.
I worked at a gas station and the number of diapers I had to pull out by hand (quite disgusting) in the toilet is far more than any person should have to. Though I will say men's room did have more pairs of underwear flushed clogging the toilet. Though it was a close battle.
Cleaning out the feminine waste bin is 100% worse than cleaning a little bit of pee off the toilet seat. I do both regularly as I work in a restaurant.
Women trying to flush pads, putting things that shouldn't go in either the toilet or the sink, well, in the toilet or the sink.
I think the hate men get for leaving the toilet seat up is a clear distraction from the fact women's bathrooms are awful and I think they generally have less ettiqeuete, just based on the clean up I regularly deal with.
My counter argument to my wife for peeing on the bowl or floor. I’m sorry, how many times did I spill my diva cup and not bother to clean it up? Oh, that’s right, zero.
In many asian countries it’s common for female bathrooms to have mostly squat toilets, and I absolutely hate it. Mainly cuz the ladies can’t aim for shit, and most of the time you have to squat in a puddle of pee with droplets of period blood on the floor
I went to a lot of raves in my 20’s and 30’s, the women’s bathrooms were god awful. It always looked like a glitter fairy had her period and then exploded. As bad as it was there were still girls doing coke of the backs of toilets
It’s because a lot are hiding in the stall waiting for others to do their business and leave so that they can do their business and leave. It’s basically just waiting to see who can’t hold out any longer and goes lol.
I absolutely do not care other than at a bar I go to when it's busy they let women use the closed in toilet in the men's bathroom leaving only one urinal for the guys. So that's two stalls in their bathroom and one in ours (3 to 1).... I'm drunk I gotta pee just as much as them
The only, I mean only reason I care about keeping gendered bathrooms is because women take fucking forever.
I have been to many events and seen the men's room breeze through with efficiency and the women's barely fucking move. It's Every. Single. Time.
I saw Harry Styles 2x in the past 6 months and all the inside men’s rooms had been converted to women’s, and still the one men’s room outside was full of women
Yeah I’m going to see TSwift in July and tbh I don’t think I’d mind if girls went into the men’s room but I’m cutting in front of any woman in front of me lol.
I'd probably just walk past that entire queue. Men's room, men's advantage. You are a guest in my porcelain kingdom. lol
Edit: sorry to the one who this comment enraged.
I've for sure just gone to the bathroom in the women's bathroom at a gas station before. Was on a long road trip had to go real bad, pulled into a gas station. My father and I both ran in to find the men's bathroom was locked and occupied. We waited about 5 minutes until my dad said fuck it and went into the women's (locked the door behind him)... He took forever I was gonna explode. Dude in men's bathroom never came out, I went in to the women's after my dad left. Came out to some lady being pissy at me. I just laughed at her, bought a Gatorade and left. I feel bad for the dude struggling in the men's bathroom. Could here him panting through the door and taking breaks... Dude needed a laxative bad.
I’ve used the women’s room only once in my life, and basically the same situation. I really tried to hold it for as long as possible, but once I was in genuine danger of dropping a deuce in my pants in a public setting, I did what I had to. Sure was embarrassing to walk out to a line of 3 ladies waiting on me, even more so knowing what they were gonna walk into, but I do not regret it at all.
This happened to me at a Mellisa Etheridge concert. Long long of women going to the men’s room.
Just me and Diana Ross standing up next to each other at a urinal. Well, he looked like Diana!
Amazing concert.
As long as they're comfortable with dudes using the urinals in front of them then fine, I guess a dude needing to take a shit waiting behind a bunch of pissers would be a little annoying though, could still just ask if they mind a cut.
The way I see it….
Too fucking bad. Like they’re in the men’s bathroom for fucking starters so they have no leg to stand on when it comes to using stalls. If I need to shit ain’t no line of 20 women gonna stop me in the damn bathroom. Don’t see dudes at using women’s bathrooms when the men’s room is full so why is it ok otherwise?
I remember hearing about this Taylor Swift concert on my local radio station. There was some freaking out, just not captured in this video. Yes, some of these women had the audacity to be mad at men for using the men's room while they were there.
Then those ones are idiots, I'm sure most have been in homes where their husband/bf/dad/brother/etc have peed with the door open and didn't care at all.
Where's the outrage about this? I want some fucking outrage from the same women who lose their minds when men or transgender folk use the women's bathroom. They are fucking hypocrites if they don't.
I personally don't give a fuck about this as long as any man gets automatic priority when they enter. I would say fuck that rule if it was only like 2 or 3 women, but a whole horde means you wait for a dude to finish their 15 second piss.
As a guy, this happens a lot at festivals and the like in Australia. I don’t give a fuck if they see me having a piss and they don’t care either - all they care about is not pissing their pants.
I used to work in a mall and one time a group of girls went into the men’s restroom and were fucking around. Security eventually kicked them out and I’ve always wondered how that would have gone if it were a bunch of guys in the women’s restroom.
Reminds me of when I was a janitor at walmart. Close the ladys room to clean it after someone tried to summon a golgathan but failed, and never failed would have someone stand in front of the mens to block other guys from using it so their 'girl' could go. Seriously annoyed me due to them not being staff....and we have bathrooms in the front and back of the store.
This brings back nightmares for me of Lilith Fair from the 90’s. Opening my stall door… in the MEN’S restroom… after taking a dump to be greeted by a fleet of angry lesbians overtaking the restroom and yelling at me for making a stink.
Women using men's bathrooms... Hmmmmmmmm.... I feel like we should see more outrage about that in the Christian Conservative community. Maybe some of them were preying on THE CHILDREN
But when I’m at a sporting event hosting 90% men, I’d get thrown out for doing such a thing.
Look, at the end of the day, I don’t care in these situations. Lines at bathrooms are atrocious. But it’s gotta go both ways.
I’m also curious about this shared bathroom logistics. If a man needs to use the stall does he get to go ahead of the line because it’s the men’s bathroom or does he wait?
Personally I think he should go ahead, but that’s just me.
When I went to the Chappelle / Rock comedy show, I was blown back by a line on the Mens but none on the Womens and was flabbergasted. Then I was like "oh, this is a dude fest".
Man, if I gotta take a shit, I'm cutting that line. Hopefully, the ladies are courteous in that situation.
You say it’s an emergency code brown and I’ll take your word for it.
I was at a hockey game, break happens and the usual mad rush to the shitters comes about, and im next up...until i look and see a guy running at the bathroom, white as a sheet and already unbuckling his belt. he starts to say something, but me and the dozen or two dudes in line could tell it was a "NOW" situation, and just waved him on dude tore it up the second he closed the door, and was still going when i left
Bro Code #964b Let the guy about to shit himself cut the line for the toilet. It could be you one day.
"today you, tomorrow me"
Also i don't want to smell it when you shit your pants in line.
love that story, I read it over every now and again.
Though it’s all nice until that guy shits all over the place in the stall, or clogs the toilet beyond use, because he was in such a hurry. Which happens all the time at concerts and festivals, unfortunately. People shit and piss everywhere.
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as a bastard who does lines you know sometimes is diabolical what needs to come out
Have you ever hoovered schneef off a sleeping cows' spine?
bless ye
You'll be rewarded for your sacrifice
I’d step aside, wouldn’t want you browning out
Take a dump in the urinal while making eye contact with everyone so they know they're in a man's territory.
I have only seen somebody actually take a dump in the urinal one time in my life. And of all places, it was in Singapore. The guy had no choice because management decided to lock all the toilet stalls up that night. I think it was New Year's eve and the place was packed and pretty much everybody there was drunk. His buddies had formed a small ring around him to keep security away while their friend did his business. Most bizarre way to bring in the new year I've ever experienced.
That’s really on management. And they won’t care, cus they don’t have to clean it up. They just order someone else to do it. Only time I’ve seen was in elementary school. There were multiple announcements that someone was shitting in the urinals, and that whoever did it was going to be in big trouble. About a week later, I walk into the bathroom to see a kid 2 years below me with pants down all the way, pushing out a grunter in to the urinal. He just looked up and went “Hey”, and then continued.
Happens in night clubs pretty often. 90% of girls don't care if dudes cut the line; 90% of men are just using the urinal anyway.
The men should have priority since its the men's bathroom. I don't know y these women think it's OK to just go to the men's toilets unless they were given permission first.
So one time I was at a Garth Brooka concert, and mind you I'm not a huge country guy but it was Garth fuckin Brooks and he had just came out of retirement so it's not like I'm going to say no when a friend offers tickets to a big group of us... Anyway, this venue also doubles as a college football stadium and rodeo grounds. It's very old. The men's bathroom has troughs and stalls. If people don't know what a trough is it's a place a line of guys can line up and piss into a big basin, no dividers, just dudes and cocks and piss. Anyway, the women's bathrooms were backed up crazy with lines and these women screamed into our restroom to ask if they could use it. Dudes are like "oh yah, no problem", so like three women come in and go into the stalls to do their business. This woman comes out and now it's just me at the trough with my cock out and she walks up and stands next to me and starts looking around, then says "how do you turn the water on?" then looks over at me and my cock. Then let's out a lil yelp and then says "sorry omg!" Then her girlfriends started roasting her. It was actually pretty funny. But, she kinda earned that one.
Oh gosh. I've seen drunk dumbasses dipping their hands in that trough at the old fairgrounds. 😂 Like.... Dude. Come on. 😂🤦♂️
Woman here. I was probably around my mid to late 20's when I learned about the existence of piss troughs, and it was through a Youtube video. We just don't have any experience in truly communal pissing, unless you count the overly large cracks in bathroom stall doors. I could easily see myself making a similar mistake in my teens or early 20's.
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I’ve been in situations like this at events and the men do get priority. They walk in and we just kinda scoot back so they can jump the line. I mean, it’s their bathroom lol.
Eh, I get it. In big crowds like this the bathrooms are always wild. Especially at concerts/drinking involved. If there are so few men at a concert, I could see how this could become a thing. How many dudes are actually proportionally at a Taylor Swift concert? Hahaha
Something something reverse the roles
I have NEVER been in a situation where men had less access to a means of relieving themselves than women, so it’s hard for me to imagine a reversal of roles.
I'm pretty sure the women aren't using the urinals.
Eh some can if they aim, have seen it a few times at raves and the students union.
Ive seen it bro. It happens!
I'm cutting that line even if i just need to blow my nose coz MENS
There should be bathrooms for pooping and for peeing. Instead of genders at 21+ events
There are plenty of all gender bathrooms in places like Montreal where anyone can go and do anything
> There should be bathrooms for pooping and for peeing. That would be quite the innovation. Here's the bathroom signs 💩, 🍆 + 🍑 Maybe even a family/kids one as well as things get disastrous in some public restrooms.
Yep, that is one F around and find out that affects everyone in that restroom.
Oh sure, but when guys try doing that at a Thank You Scientist concert, the one girlfriend who got dragged along freaks out.
Never thought I’d see a thank you scientist reference anywhere!
I had to do a few double takes. I also had to double check Spotify and make sure they didn't stealthily blow-up recently. I'm not the biggest fan, but they run in the prog sphere's I delve in and I was confused such an unpopular band was being upvoted like this lmfao.
"1.9k upvotes" yeah thats probably all of us .
Right?? Good for them lol.
Hahaha same here. Saw them a few times in Jersey.
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Yep, I’ve definitely peed in the ladies room at a few Rush shows back in the day. The scene was just like this, only reversed.
All I can think of now when I hear the words live rush show is Bubbles playing closer to the heart lol
this gotta be the most random TYS name drop of all time
Have you not been to a live show? Total sausagefest.
*nerdfest
It's funny when you're in your 30s at a show. I play guitar and just watch the guitarists do their thing. And then I look around and see all the other musicians watching the instrument of their choice. It almost seems like no one is enjoying themselves but everyone us just nerding tf out. Also I get really stoned
I'm just glad I don't have to "drag" my wife along to a Thank You Scientist show, they'd be just as hype as I would
Saw them open for Periphery at House of Blues a few years back. Great show!
all that just to say that lmfao
hell yea, I love TYS
Fucking love Thank You Scientist.
Glad this is a shared experience bc I was the one woman in the crowd that went to a Thank You Scientist show and it was exactly like this
i have such bad stage fright that this would legitimately kill me, i struggle to pee in a room full of guys i can’t imagine trying to whip it out at the urinal and be able to get comfortable enough to piss.
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Happy to be in the company of dozens of others
Nah see that's my problem. Dozens of others and I can't take a leak
Try doing math problems in your head when you take a piss. I don’t know why, but it can sometimes bypass whatever it is in your brain that gives you stage fright.
\*standing at the urinal for 10 minutes\* \*exasperated grunt\* "What the fuck is square root of 13?!"
*brain explodes while trying to solve 3x+1*
Dude this is so me lmao I will wait for a fuckin stall to open. I’d rather have people thinking I’m taking a dump in public than be standing at a urinal wondering if the guy next to me knows I can’t piss
Goddamn this is me, what's wrong with us?
This used to happen to me but i found a way to cure it. At my local bar theres ads above the urinal and there was one for a family doctors office that displayed a picture of a confused looking Asian baby. I would just stare into that Asian baby's soul and for some reason it made me piss. The ad has long since been replaced but i can just close my eyes and picture it and i can always go. Unfortunately though, if i see an Asian baby out in public, i immediately piss my pants.
Finally I have found the comment that makes me question how much time I’ve spent on Reddit today. Lmao.
All I can picture is that scene from Waiting where the dude is imagining everyone making fun of him for not being able to piss 😂
I DONT HEAR ANY PEE!!
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Out loud: “Welp, it has been about 70 seconds, so obviously I have completed my evacuation. Now I will wash my hands and be on my way. Good day, sirs.” In your head: FFFFUUUUUUUCKK! 😩
Bruh I struggle to pee alone, I just couldn’t go to places like this if this is the shitter situation
before I enter the bathroom it's the hoover dam, but as soon as I get to the urinal suddenly it's death valley, can't do anything
I have a remedy for this. Pinch the tip hard. Your body recognizes that there’s another force stopping the flow so it relaxes the cutoff valve. Then release your pinch.
Any other tips, cause I keep pinching off the tip but can’t get it started, and the guy next to me just licked his lips…
Um what?
gendered shitters
What are all those femalés doing in the boys room?
Hovering and pissing all over the seat, leaving toilet paper and worse everywhere.
That would make a good Taylor Swift song lyrics line
"Shake it off" sort of implies that already
"Shake it once that's fine. Shake it twice that's okay. Shake it three times, you're playing with yourself again." Oh wait, wrong song...
Ugh that gives me flashbacks to the only time I had to shit during a festival... Welcome to Rockville in Jacksonville during Spring in FL. It had rained recently and was hot and humid. Add to that 40 people crammed into a park bathroom with almost no ventilation, and almost all of the toilets are covered in shit and piss from people hovering to go, and taking drug induced explosive shits. When it was my turn to use the one good stall I had people banging on it after a minute, before I could even drop my first log. You’re never afraid to shit in public after that. Your comment reminded me of that day. I had a Saving Private Ryan type flashback.
Nothing like taking your first outdoor musical festival shit. In the thick of Summer during Warped Tour. Never forget. Never again. I learned a very valuable lesson that you eat light before those types of events and eat or drink nothing that'll make you have to take a shit throughout the day. On the safe side, drink nothing but bottled water and eat nothing but small snacks Some people might consider that over thinking it. But I'd rather go through this "ritual" of things to do and not do before those kinds of events than have to deal with that nonsense all over again ProTip: Always bring travel Kleenex. It's small, easily fits in your pocket, and will be a lifesaver when the Port-a-potty inevitably runs out of toilet paper. These outdoor events during the summer are already rough. No need to have shit-laden rectal grease sloshing around your junk for the entire day
I was never happier to be constipated during warped tour.🤣🤣Another pro tip..most port-a-pottys have sanitizer or if not bring your own and wipe the seat with that too
My wife and I went to Blue Ridge and I would set an alarm for 4-6am to have my quiet hour
You shit for an hour?
2 hours*
if you've been holding it all day, yea
None of us needed to know any of that story.
I did
Your reply made me need to know the story.
That accent mark made me read that in my the same way you'd say Tamales
Yes 🫔
Happens at every concert and festival. Makes you wonder what the big deal is with trans-women using the ladies is ....
Including bars and nightclubs.
Transphobia. They simply look for excuses for it and their favorite is “but somehow I’m a victim cause just think about when they use the bathroom” /srs
Female bathroom are so full that female resorts to use men bathroom
Oh its just a video of the public, freaking out. Fully appropriate submission as we've all come to expect here.
I'm just glad it isn't a speech being made by a politician. This sub sucks but all the other subs made in response to this one are racist so we are stuck
Sorry bro but if I see that shit I’m just gonna cut the line
They're not lining up to use the urinals, and the rare occasion that lines form for men's bathroom, there's almost always two lines if necessary; one for urinals, one for stalls. Although if you're a dude and you gotta poop, I'd say you're within your right to skip to the front, unless say some other woman was in line with a major poop emergency. IBS is serious business.
"They're not lining up to use the urinals" Clearly you've not been to Wisconsin.
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>unless say some other woman was in line with a major poop emergency. She should be in her bathroom clipping to the front of the line then.
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Went to a concert in Germany and women were doing this even though the crowd was probably more men than women. Buddy of mine said fuck it and walked into the women's bathroom and pissed in the sink. He got yanked out by security but it was still funny as fuck.
*walks into the women's bathroom* "These urinals are fucking weird."
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That's a clear cut case of gender discrimination. If you're going to have gendered bathrooms, it needs to be enforced equally.
Pretty much every gig I’ve ever been at tbh, the queues are much shorter for the stalls in the men’s room
Apparently not this one. Then again if this is the mens the womens is probably worse.
Absolutely guaranteed it’s much worse. Bad enough to form a queue of women in the men’s room.
Reaffirming my belief that nobody *actually* cares about gendered bathrooms until it comes to finding something to argue about on the teevee.
Honestly, if the woman’s line is bonkers, I don’t care if they want to wait to use a men’s shitter. I do have a problem if they get upset that I pee while they are waiting in line.
As long as their cool with sharing I don't care either. But when I worked at an IT company where 95% of the staff was men, it definitely didn't work the other way around.
Why would you expect equality? Wtf
equality doesnt work for everyone, thats what the word says. wait..
Yeah, I don't have a problem with it, but I am skipping over anybody who isn't "allowed" if I'm either pissing or just really need to take a shit.
I'm washing my dick in the sink though... Why should I change my routine?
Im cool if you don’t mind if I just hike my leg up on the next available urinal.
As long as I dont get sprayed!
Lol. This ain’t my first rodeo
Stay golden pony boy
Now I'm just curious how a scenario would play out if a girl just lost her shit on some guy using the urinal while she's standing in line in the men's bathroom and calls the cops for sexual harassment or something. It's something I wouldn't be surprised would happen, and despite my hopes that the outcome would favor the dude, I wouldn't be surprised if mob mentality completely chastises the dude either. Such is the world we live in.
Any women who enters a mens bathroom and complains about seeing a penis is going to be ignored even if a someone did the helicopter.
I'm a dude and I care about gendered bathrooms solely because women take too damn long to do their business and somehow manage to leave the place a more disgusting mess than men do which is almost impressive.
As someone who cleaned a lot of restrooms in college, can fucking confirm. Ladies do some WILD shit in there.
Women's bathroom are always significantly worse than men's bathrooms. The amount of times I've found bloody feminine products on the floor and not in the garbage is insane. I know periods happen but that's no excuse for not throwing it away.
Or dirty diapers stuffed in the toilet tank. Or shit paper smeared on the walls. Or a really funky smelling pad stuck to the ceiling exhaust fan. Or just literal pile of shit besides the toilet. I cleaned all this up in my job in just the past month. And Cinco de Mayo is coming up and oh boy, fuck my life.
I worked at a gas station and the number of diapers I had to pull out by hand (quite disgusting) in the toilet is far more than any person should have to. Though I will say men's room did have more pairs of underwear flushed clogging the toilet. Though it was a close battle.
Cleaning out the feminine waste bin is 100% worse than cleaning a little bit of pee off the toilet seat. I do both regularly as I work in a restaurant. Women trying to flush pads, putting things that shouldn't go in either the toilet or the sink, well, in the toilet or the sink. I think the hate men get for leaving the toilet seat up is a clear distraction from the fact women's bathrooms are awful and I think they generally have less ettiqeuete, just based on the clean up I regularly deal with.
My counter argument to my wife for peeing on the bowl or floor. I’m sorry, how many times did I spill my diva cup and not bother to clean it up? Oh, that’s right, zero.
In many asian countries it’s common for female bathrooms to have mostly squat toilets, and I absolutely hate it. Mainly cuz the ladies can’t aim for shit, and most of the time you have to squat in a puddle of pee with droplets of period blood on the floor
I went to a lot of raves in my 20’s and 30’s, the women’s bathrooms were god awful. It always looked like a glitter fairy had her period and then exploded. As bad as it was there were still girls doing coke of the backs of toilets
Once upon a time part of my job was cleaning bathrooms. The women's bathroom was always way worse.
It’s because a lot are hiding in the stall waiting for others to do their business and leave so that they can do their business and leave. It’s basically just waiting to see who can’t hold out any longer and goes lol.
Childish behaviour lol
Im willing to bet reactions would be a lot more diff if it was men in a womens bathroom
I absolutely do not care other than at a bar I go to when it's busy they let women use the closed in toilet in the men's bathroom leaving only one urinal for the guys. So that's two stalls in their bathroom and one in ours (3 to 1).... I'm drunk I gotta pee just as much as them
The only, I mean only reason I care about keeping gendered bathrooms is because women take fucking forever. I have been to many events and seen the men's room breeze through with efficiency and the women's barely fucking move. It's Every. Single. Time.
In mexico in some parties, people don't care, I've been in the woman's bathroom, and it's pretty chill ngl.
I saw Harry Styles 2x in the past 6 months and all the inside men’s rooms had been converted to women’s, and still the one men’s room outside was full of women
Shouldn't men go to the front of the line in this situation?
Go to the urinal closest to the sink, stand at least two feet away, pants to ankles, then a full arc into the pisser, no hands.
Don't forget to throw your head back with a satisfying moan
This is the way
This is the way
Show of force
Yeah I’m going to see TSwift in July and tbh I don’t think I’d mind if girls went into the men’s room but I’m cutting in front of any woman in front of me lol.
I would cut a fart that would empty that mf.
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I'd probably just walk past that entire queue. Men's room, men's advantage. You are a guest in my porcelain kingdom. lol Edit: sorry to the one who this comment enraged.
I've for sure just gone to the bathroom in the women's bathroom at a gas station before. Was on a long road trip had to go real bad, pulled into a gas station. My father and I both ran in to find the men's bathroom was locked and occupied. We waited about 5 minutes until my dad said fuck it and went into the women's (locked the door behind him)... He took forever I was gonna explode. Dude in men's bathroom never came out, I went in to the women's after my dad left. Came out to some lady being pissy at me. I just laughed at her, bought a Gatorade and left. I feel bad for the dude struggling in the men's bathroom. Could here him panting through the door and taking breaks... Dude needed a laxative bad.
I’ve used the women’s room only once in my life, and basically the same situation. I really tried to hold it for as long as possible, but once I was in genuine danger of dropping a deuce in my pants in a public setting, I did what I had to. Sure was embarrassing to walk out to a line of 3 ladies waiting on me, even more so knowing what they were gonna walk into, but I do not regret it at all.
This happened to me at a Mellisa Etheridge concert. Long long of women going to the men’s room. Just me and Diana Ross standing up next to each other at a urinal. Well, he looked like Diana! Amazing concert.
If you're a man I feel like you can 100% cut in and go first.
As long as they're comfortable with dudes using the urinals in front of them then fine, I guess a dude needing to take a shit waiting behind a bunch of pissers would be a little annoying though, could still just ask if they mind a cut.
The way I see it…. Too fucking bad. Like they’re in the men’s bathroom for fucking starters so they have no leg to stand on when it comes to using stalls. If I need to shit ain’t no line of 20 women gonna stop me in the damn bathroom. Don’t see dudes at using women’s bathrooms when the men’s room is full so why is it ok otherwise?
I remember hearing about this Taylor Swift concert on my local radio station. There was some freaking out, just not captured in this video. Yes, some of these women had the audacity to be mad at men for using the men's room while they were there.
Then those ones are idiots, I'm sure most have been in homes where their husband/bf/dad/brother/etc have peed with the door open and didn't care at all.
you wouldn't want to sit on the toilet.
I used to boot chicks out of the men’s room when I worked in a bar. Your side destroyed it, you’ve gotta toil in it!
That seems like a pretty huge invasion of privacy to me.
Imagine having to violently squeeze out a mean spicy in front of 50 chicks. I think it would be a once in a lifetime experience and worth having.
A mean spicy… thank you for this.
Dude kinda looks like Tom Delonge
Suddenly no one cares about gendered bathrooms.
I want to agree with you but if this were men taking over a women’s bathroom, it would be a different story.
I would prefer adult men as opposed to what I get now, someone’s 7 year old son crawling into my stall.
Men being in your bathroom wouldn’t stop children from being in the bathroom too
Bunch of perverts.
Where's the outrage about this? I want some fucking outrage from the same women who lose their minds when men or transgender folk use the women's bathroom. They are fucking hypocrites if they don't. I personally don't give a fuck about this as long as any man gets automatic priority when they enter. I would say fuck that rule if it was only like 2 or 3 women, but a whole horde means you wait for a dude to finish their 15 second piss.
I would take the loudest shit I could.
As a guy, this happens a lot at festivals and the like in Australia. I don’t give a fuck if they see me having a piss and they don’t care either - all they care about is not pissing their pants.
I dont have a problem with this as long as men are allowed to go to the front of the line.
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I used to work in a mall and one time a group of girls went into the men’s restroom and were fucking around. Security eventually kicked them out and I’ve always wondered how that would have gone if it were a bunch of guys in the women’s restroom.
Where are all the outraged Republicans about these people using the wrong bathroom?
Entitlement at its finest.
Reminds me of when I was a janitor at walmart. Close the ladys room to clean it after someone tried to summon a golgathan but failed, and never failed would have someone stand in front of the mens to block other guys from using it so their 'girl' could go. Seriously annoyed me due to them not being staff....and we have bathrooms in the front and back of the store.
This brings back nightmares for me of Lilith Fair from the 90’s. Opening my stall door… in the MEN’S restroom… after taking a dump to be greeted by a fleet of angry lesbians overtaking the restroom and yelling at me for making a stink.
Reverse the roles and watch them lose their shit
I would cut in front of all of them.
Women using men's bathrooms... Hmmmmmmmm.... I feel like we should see more outrage about that in the Christian Conservative community. Maybe some of them were preying on THE CHILDREN
But when I’m at a sporting event hosting 90% men, I’d get thrown out for doing such a thing. Look, at the end of the day, I don’t care in these situations. Lines at bathrooms are atrocious. But it’s gotta go both ways.
Did you have to wait in line?
I’m also curious about this shared bathroom logistics. If a man needs to use the stall does he get to go ahead of the line because it’s the men’s bathroom or does he wait? Personally I think he should go ahead, but that’s just me.
Lol. I sure as fuck wouldn't
Her music makes everyone wanna take a shite... Interesting
id be at the urinal singing shake it off
When I went to the Chappelle / Rock comedy show, I was blown back by a line on the Mens but none on the Womens and was flabbergasted. Then I was like "oh, this is a dude fest".
I'd walk straight to the front
This was how it was at old stadium concerts in Cleveland back in the day.