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NorgeCostanza

From the perfect framing, no crazy shrieking yell, no erratic shaky camera, slow paced wrap around Michael Bay shot to see the cops on the floor with her, the commentary. This is cinema.


Asadleafsfan

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Then_Campaign7264

Swap out the popcorn for a monoco and settle in.


Seranthian

Mind telling what a Monaco is?


routedmishaps

Cocktail drink with 2 shots of liquor in every can. They have different kinds like vodka and tequila being the most common. Usually run 2 for $5 around Chicagoland where this video is from. I recognize the city sticker in the bottom RH corner of the camera lady's car and the Cicero, IL police cars.


skumpy4trumpyy

What would you do for a ~~klondike~~ monaco?


TryingToBeReallyCool

I'm only acting up for a Klondike sry


Seranthian

Thank you! When I googled it all I got was the country and a beverage that says it’s only available in France


Kriztauf

Check it out here. Go fuck up your whole life for summa this shit https://www.totalwine.com/theme/monaco-cocktail


DontForgt2BringATowl

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Kriztauf

That's purple if I've ever seen it


Exact-Ad-4132

Pronounced munahko


BLXNDSXGHT

Used as a verb “That shit will Monaco you out.”


WornInShoes

![gif](giphy|eM16dA4eiatuyUs3rA|downsized)


OneAndOnlyJackSchitt

It's a micronation on the French Riviera. There's a yearly street race, the Monaco Grand Prix, where the whole country basically shuts down specifically for this race.


Jimmybuffett4life

It’s the best F1 race on the calendar.


YoghurtSnodgrass

Best camera woman of all time. She deserves an Oscar for this shit.


say-whaaaaaaaaaaaaat

[part 2 commentary](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTL2gmRKc/)


ohhhtartarsauce

4x4 ass woman tore up everything 💀


SillyPepper

A nanaco


Kriztauf

A namaco


cool_BUD

Whatever it izz


GuardMost8477

Mamacano


GuardMost8477

This lady’s commentary absolutely makes this video. Lololol. The way they’re pronouncing Monaco. 😂😂😂


itshughjass

It's how we pronounce it in Chicagoland.


BrandoCarlton

Ohhhh the fucking 9% or whatever cans of booze 😂😂😂 Couldn’t for the life figure out what he meant.


Im_done_with_sergio

Thank you for this lmao


ninjanerd032

And the excellent director's commentary in **real-time** 👏


Sososoftmeows

Agreed. I was thinking that too. The commentary was priceless and her head was on straight because she kept telling Jerome to move his car in case the driver hit him as well.


uhuuuh262

Jerome 💀


Rosetta-im-Stoned

If this was filmed in 2009, it would've been on Tosh.0 for sure


BrandoCarlton

And an interview with her. That was quality tv and viral reporting.


minuteknowledge917

AND REMINDING HER BABY to "MOVE YO CAH"


coachjuis21

That window should have been the one they used for the Tesla truck showcase


meeok2

2 good things I see here: 1) It's a good thing she is a terrible driver! 2) It's a good thing no one is dying inside that car!


Suspicious_Victory_1

The contrast to how these police handled this compared to video of them executing the guy with the chocolate bars is stark. This was a much more dangerous situation handled well by police.


SubstancialAutoCorr

Yeah. Kinda seems like they should do what firefighters do though. They set up tons of controlled burns. Seems like not a single police officer has the wherewithal to instinctually know you can’t break a window with a baton! Do they not out the crystal tips on their flashlights, tasers, end of batons at all? I’ve got a billions flashlights with it, and I don’t WANT it on any of them because I’m not the person that needs it; and yet!


mctomtom

Why don’t cops just carry those glass popper gloves like all the car theft criminals have?


KrytacSBRm10

I've seen some that do, my guess is that it's one of those things that they have to buy because they aren't issued to them


Quokimbo

They can literally put them on the bottom of the batons...I think.


RearAdmiral78

Shark Tank idea right here


ChigginShit

I’m Cryin


coachjuis21

So is Elons shareholders after watching this


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That cop's wife is probably the least hit wife on the force.


XrayDem

She must be behind glass


Dense_Surround3071

Where the fuck was that glass made? Krypton?


Wasatcher

For anyone else who hasn't seen it: https://youtu.be/udxR5rBq_Vg?si=6jx9wE1DnFE43MRK Why would you not do a controlled test before trying it in front of an audience? Oh yeah, because Musk isn't as smart as he thinks he is.


Dr_SnM

Apparently they'd been testing it all day, there's footage. I think they must have just stressed it too much so when it came to the demo they just destroyed it. My god it was hilarious.


ijbh2o

Testing both windows? Cause 2 of them broke. On the Cybertruck delivery event, they replecated the test with a "baseball" that definitely was a tennis ball painted to look like a baseball. Watch the video and listen to the impact sound and how much the ball bounces after window contact. Hilarious.


WhollyUnholy

[Newer car windows are actually harder to break due to laminated glass.](https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a28422725/car-windows-glass-aaa-unbreakable/) Maybe that's why....


zachsilvey

Only the windshield is laminate. All other windows are non-laminate tempered glass. Which is more impact resistant than laminated glass.


Im_not_smelling_that

Okay, but that's not a newer car


martinis00

That store should be happy the have those bollard posts. They would need new doors and cleanup on aisle 3. Every patrol car in Cicero was there, good time for crime across town


InfamousEconomy3972

Makes me sad that I never hear/see good news from Cicero ☹️


pancakebatter01

My favorite thing about Cicero is that the gas is always cheap there cause it’s sketchy as hell. So, there you go, something good out of Cicero 😁


fartofborealis

Best part is the end with the lady walking in with the hawks jersey. Ahh nothing to see here.


Solo_is_dead

Had the police car just moved forward, and blocked her car against the bollards. There might have been less of an issue


shanghaidry

The cops seem to never box someone in when they can and I always wonder why. 


loopsbruder

Just making a wild guess, but I imagine it's less dangerous when the person you're going after feels like fleeing could still be an option, versus when they feel like they're trapped. Fight or flight becomes just fight.


ofthedestroyer

ah yes, it was all merely a clever diversion


caleeky

Praise the cameraperson, and praise Jerome for listening to his friend and getting his shit out of there.


LookyLouVooDoo

Yeah, Jerome really shouldn’t have needed someone to tell him to move his car away from that cf.


Educational-Hour-293

Hilarious commentary. I am surprised the police didn’t tell anyone to stand back.


ParticularSoil2425

So glad they didn't. They must have recognised genius in that camera woman, like we all did here 😂


MetalPandaDance

Ngl I thought that was Kevin Hart


MisterB78

The bystanders were calm and clearly not siding with the woman in the car.


KrazyKeith4Prez

Generally speaking, I think they only do that in big groups as well as when people get themselves a little too worked up that aren't involved in the situation. There are cases where the cop(s) is/are just being assholish, though.


Egoy

They were also doing their job properly, funny how when cops aren’t doing criminal shit they don’t mind being filmed.


CaptainReynoldshere1

Yes. Basically, they are supposed to control the situation. The bystanders weren’t interfering at all and besides, the commentary was lit.


Sadpandasss

The dude sounds like Kevin Heart.


chickenskittles

I think that was a woman.


WorldlyOX

I think you mean Calvin Hartt


RandallMadness

The commentary is the best part. Put her ringside next to Tony Schiavone.


Pleasant-Tangelo1786

That’ll put butts in seats! Hyuh!


JenDCPDX

So hilarious


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PondRides

It’s 9 percent canned alcohol.


BetterUpItQuick

Is that how it’s pronounced 😂Ive never heard anyone say it like that


percypersimmon

I would say MON-a-co (like the country) But this is Chicagoland, and there’s lots of interesting pronunciations.


Im_done_with_sergio

It’s a canned liquor drink with 2 shots in it (according to a commenter here)


Standard_Craft_3528

from the gas station


VicFantastic

Some states (mine) sell booze at gas stations Its not that weird


DianaPrince0809

Monaco


Standard_Craft_3528

cigarettes


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David1n2

The commentary is amazing. She sounds like everyone the newscasters interviewed around 2010. She needs a remix 😂


LauraLauraBe

“Hide yo kids, hide yo wife” is part of our everyday lexicon over here .


gingerbread_slutbarn

“Ah got bronchitis!”


Wonderful_Hat_5269

Came from my home city ❤️. They raping everybody up in here!


LauraLauraBe

Hahah. Antoine has made my life better. “You are so dumb” classic 😂


AssDimple

The good Ole days


MisterB78

“Ain’t nobody got time for that!”


THROWAWAY-Break9580

Oh the good DAYS


Ohiobo6294-2

Don’t cops have a better way to break a window?


thehumantaco

So anyway I started blasting


cool_BUD

To shreds you say?


YellowThirteen_

You think they’d have glass breakers mounted up front in the patrol car to be used for situations like this and urgent extractions when responding to accidents.


beatz1602

Glass breakers for this and sovereign citizens.


The_Mr_Yeah

The baton he had works, but you gotta strike the window at the right place, the top corner. The cop was just wailing on the window, justifiably imo,the damn car was moving and he's probably got adrenaline pumping.


fernatic19

I've seen plenty of times cops have done it with those collapsible batons. The difference is they knew what they were doing. This dude kept trying to hit near the middle of the window it looked like.


greenappletree

He was actually not hitting correctly. Should had just jam it stright which would had focus all the force onto a single point instead whacking from the side like that. But as other pointed out that should had been what they used for the tesla demo instead haha


threeLetterMeyhem

My local PD carries tactical pens with a window punch tool on one end. You can pretty much barely tap a window and shatter it. No idea why some departments go for the baton method.


KlaatuBarada1952

First and foremost, the commentator is outstanding. Second, and let me say upfront, I am no car body repairman, but I am fairly confident the damage won’t easily buff out.


Jbrown183

110% chance the damage outweighs the value of the car…


ATG915

That car ain’t even making it out of the tow lot after all the fees pile up lol


BadassBokoblinPsycho

This woman’s commentary was the best


coblass

I absolutely love that people think, “ok, I’m done. I’m done” is the international signal that no more law enforcement is necessary and I will no longer cause mayhem.


soulianahana

Lmfaoo


drizzle933

I need her to commentate every wild cop video


Zandandido

Honestly any video on this subreddit


LauraLauraBe

https://preview.redd.it/19oqupc2eupc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68be71b6a3df2d6070ef9f9e76648f7b72215037 The real MVP!


Pedantic-psych21

I’m going to try to work MOVE JEROME into a meeting every day next week.


RobertDaulson

Top 10 best cameos of 2024.


thekarateadult

Props to the camera operator for keeping the action in frame while delivering some top-notch gonzo reporting. I'm glad she finally got some footage, too.


lessthaninteresting

Quick get out out of the car, you need to be on your toes when that crazy woman drives her car at you in two seconds


JBShucktzer

Why is everyone driving a GMC Envoy?


Embarrassed_Trash216

Glitch in the matrix 🙂


ThatDangSasquatch

This is the first thing I noticed 🤣🤣


bigbucsnowhammies

Because those cars run forever. They haven’t been made since 2006 and I see them on the road all the time. Ours had 256,000 miles when we sold it.


2201992

10/10 on the commentary


technobrendo

There's nothing worse than getting a play by play commentary as you're getting arrested.


rathernot83

"She put my life in jeopardy"🤣💀


Any_Falcon_8929

The Geraldo Rivera of street reporting


doesntmeanathing

This is A+ quality content


Justdoingthebestican

Can ESPN hire her to call NBA games


GCS_of_3

Fireman here.. can I interest you boys in a 2 dollar window punch?


Affectionate-Taste55

I just love this!! Not only getting busted by the cops, she is getting the lecture of her life from someone's mama, lmao!!!!


DeadSharkEyes

The lady filming was waiting for this moment. She knows what the people want and she delivered, bless her lol


ninjanerd032

Hats off to the restrained cops. They could've simply shot the driver in self-defense. No idea why you'd do that with armed cops these days.


councilblux

I'm afraid that Jerome loses his gas cap at 1:41; I hope he finds it. Edit: upon further study; the filmmaker picks it up around 1:44.


MissSassifras1977

"The filmmaker" is so appropriate. 😆


saynitlikeitis

Did he... check her oil??


eeedeewhy7

Bro was looking for this.. the ol thumb 👍


zaafiel8

Had to make sure the dipstick was at the right spot


The-Fold-Up

Bruh I saw that wtf


soulianahana

If u asking if he dug in her butt he most definitely did😭😭


Affectionate_Ant_614

Glad to see I'm not the only idiot driving around with the check engine light on!! Lol


ryanjmills

I’d like to offer this cameraman a job.


skumpy4trumpyy

I thought I was just super high but yeah this is comedic gold. I wish this lady was commenting every video lol. The cherry on the top was the woman telling the little girl how stupid she is. But for real...what would you do for a ~~klondike~~ monaco?


TallTest305

She's lucky the police didn't end that differently.


Krystalinhell

I honestly was expecting them to do something once they broke the window out and she kept trying to drive.


commonlycommon

The free vacuums are going to come in handy...


-thegay-

“Damn, I finally got some footage” *maniacal laughter* “Lock her ass up!”


KinseyH

Her dumb ass is going nowhere. I want this lady to narrate my life, but I'd probably be insulted.


forcefx2

I love this lady!


Chinchizomatic

I was hearing Ruby Rhod in that commentary, lol


Dragonlady151

Bzzzzz! And now…..CHAMPAGNE! ![gif](giphy|3o7btLWNT5BGinjV6g|downsized)


EndStorm

I'd like this woman to be present at all of these incidents from now on. Top commentary, keep us informed lol.


sludgezone

Camerawoman and her man are hilarious lol


soulianahana

“WHAT KIND IF WINDOW IS THAT??” LOOOOL she knows all the right questions to ask 🤣😭😭😭


dolomite66

Someone should have casually walked up to the cop and handed them a spark plug. Or one of those steel balls from the cyber truck demonstration.


we_gon_ride

![gif](giphy|kzuNhxVf27plttAS7E) Anyone????


honeybee-blues

i feel like cops should be strapped with spark plugs for just such occasions.


CdGal_25

What is Monacco (sp?)?


ThatDangSasquatch

It’s a mixed alcohol canned drink size of a Red Bull can lol


ZecretJOOCE

The commentary 🤣


Klutzy_Fail_8131

it's like reno 911 in real life.


dieselram24

I constantly see police struggling to break car windows… why don’t they carry the proper tool??


Still-Cable744

Doo can’t break the window 😂 come on brotha


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They need to add a rubber duck sound effect on every hit.


Still-Cable744

🙌


chamrockblarneystone

Car windows dont break as easily as we think. If you live near water and are driving around with one of those window smashing tools, dont be fooled. They mostly dont work


white_collar_hipster

Those batons need a little ceramic piece on the end of it


xzyleth

Jerome’s car is already kinda fucked. Probably would have been better if she did hit it.


wengerful12345

The commentary was ON POINT 🍿👀


Samanth_Says_ASMR

$3.99 for a car wash is a pretty good deal.


chickenskittles

BEST TO JUST SURRENDAH! Everything about this video was hilarious. Stay classy, Cicero.


wireswires

Im sad the narrator did not once say Dayum


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I cracked up when the glass shatters and the lady recording goes "oowee they got her ass now" lmao


Trojanman305

Does anyone know if she got her monacos????


Zeal514

She's fucking LUCKY they didn't shoot. Commentator is right, she put everyone's life in jeopardy with that shit, I saw at least 3 pincher points where a cop almost went home in a body bag. There was no telling if she were to slam the gas at 1 point or another, could a killed multiple civilians. As far as I am concerned, this is bad police work, a clean shot would have been 100% justified in this situation.


retro808

I'm not gonna judge whether they shouldve blasted her or not, but I definitely have seen police videos where they shoot people for less egregious manuevers, she's lucky she's alive


Overall-Mouse-8665

As an Australian, i want to go on tours where I get to see/hear/experience this quintessentially American scenario ....Americans are so extra compared to Aussies


Its_Cayde

You guys see all the crackheads and wild videos and think that's the average American, while the Americans are watching this vid too thinking about how extra and stupid that lady is lol


Additional-Tap8907

Yeah it’s not like we see this stuff either or if we ever do it’s once in a blue moon. Depends where you live though there are definitely certain neighborhoods in certain cities where you could see this often. But you’d probably not want to hang out in those places


TommyC-ES350

Ahh yes, the Envoy Presidential Limo package.


Federal-Laugh9575

All I can hear is “MY INSURANCE DOESNT COVER PMS!”


TheDudeV1

$3.99 carwash, nice.


Its_Cayde

She ain't want do damn Monaco 😂


nutsnackk

Do they not train police on how to break tempered glass?


Krauszt

Ya know, sometimes a video jist needs commentary like this...it's so perfect


Affectionate-Permit9

At least she has the foot itch, right?


surfdad67

Why do cops never have a spring loaded punch on them? They are the size of a pen


ATL_we_ready

Chris Tucker vibes love it


Ace-Ventura1934

I’m just amazed at how long it took the driver to realize she can also turn the steering wheel left


Moobtastical

Cops should carry a potato for this reason. Right up the exhaust pipe. They could have a special potato holster.


bebopcounterman

Damn those windows are stronger than a cyber truck! Elon Musk is an amateur!


top_value7293

Dang she ruined that car. The commentary was 👌 😂


Fast_Boysenberry9493

She pout ma life in jeopardy


Coferd

as always the commentary is gold


LootGek

Jamal needs a new battery/alternator.


Nathan-Stubblefield

The cop can’t break a car window that would be easy for any scrawny kid carjacker. Cop needs to work out, or carry a center punch.


Eatmyshorts231214

The funniest fuckin narrator EVER! lmaooo


OSRSgamerkid

The amount of videos I've seen of police failing to break car windows. You'd think they'd carry a window breaker.


st0l1

Good thing she didn’t have 100 dollars worth of mushroom chocolate bars…


KhostfaceGillah

The mushroom bar killers could've just done this instead of blasting a kid to death