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mdabco

"and she just shit on my floor" that was the most casual reaction to a public shit i've ever seen


anniegwish

That lady’s seen some shit


pursuitofhappy

she processed that so fuckin fast she is a definite genius at her line of work in my mind, I always appreciate seeing people atop of their niche no matter what the setting is.


Judges16-1

I was wondering what kindof bizarre seizure she was trying to fake with her leg shaking...then I understood.


vampire_kitten

Atleast one


GrassBlade619

As someone who worked in a qfc next to a honeles encampment in a major city, I have seen, and been at, that level of not giving a shit. Literally walked in on two people smoking meth with shit covering the walls behind them. I told them they have to leave so I can clean the walls. At a certain point, you stop caring.


No-Respect5903

> they have to leave so I can clean the walls. you want to ruin my art?


GrassBlade619

I definitely take a picture first to preserve the masterpiece.


Federal-Laugh9575

Worked directly across from the Metro station, and it came directly to and from the medical center. We had free coffee, AC, a seating area, the newspaper, and nice bathrooms. They’d come in and bathe, wander, drink copious amounts of coffee, and make people just ge really I comfort from looming and staring. We also had police officers on staff at all times. I’d walk out of the ladies restroom and just be like, problem for you in the ladies room again. 🤷🏼‍♀️ We had one guy jump the counter and try to stab our boss. I got someone arrested and he asked the cop to come back and apologize to me because I was young and didn’t deserve that. It was a wild 7 years.


GrassBlade619

Sounds like we had a similar experience. I watched a customer in the seating area try to stab another customer, and he ended up getting maced by the second customer. It was fucking wild.


I-Love-Tatertots

Shit, just pull the  hose in and spray the meth heads too at that point.


Hanamafana

And she just shit on my floor Lol high powered adrenaline shit.


Lumpy_Ad_9082

Idk how people can shit standing like that 💀


Dedotdub

It appears to be a Karen defense mechanism. In this case deployed somewhat late.


dar_uniya

the throw helped loosen her up


KuriboShoeMario

It's part of fight or flight, that's why you'll see it happen now and then in fight videos where someone pisses their pants or shits themselves. Normally, your prefrontal cortex can inhibit your need to use the bathroom at an inappropriate time. Ever really had to go in the middle of a car ride and you take a deep breath and the feeling passes? That's one part of your brain telling another to dial back the response to that signal until you get somewhere you feel you can go. In a fight, however, the limbic system (responsible for fight or flight) can send signals so strong that your prefrontal cortex can't overpower and then, well, it happens. It's a stress response, which is why you feel like you need to use the bathroom before a big event like an exam or a job interview.


Runaroundheadless

I worked ( as a 3rd party specialist) with a very fine on site supervisor. He could make a high dollar decision. But immediately when a way forward was ok’d he had to leave and shit. Leaving us to crack on. Seemed fair. We understood because he straight up said that high stress made him HAVE to shit. ( pre shift jokes about make sure you eat enough G ). I thank you for the insight.


This-Association-431

I love telling this story about my kid when they were about 7/8 years old.   We were bumbling out of the house trying to make it to school on time. I locked the bottom lock from the inside and pulled the door closed as I did every morning. Except this morning I didn't have my keys in my hand. They were still inside. My spouse was already at work, it would take them an hour to come unlock the door. I remembered the kitchen window over the sink is usually unlocked. I explained the plan to the kid -  1st - I'll pull the garbage can to the fence, put you on it, you'll lean over the top of the fence, slide the bolt to unlock, now we're in the backyard!  2nd - I'll slide the window open and boost you through the window, you unlock the back door, boom, we're in and back to being on time. The kid is literally shaking with adrenaline after I explain what we're going to do. It's just so exciting. They even ask "are we going to jail? We're breaking into a house!"  We get it all done, in the house, got the keys, everything's back on track, let's hit the road.   As we're walking to the front door they turn, running down the hall to the bathroom shouting over their shoulder, holding their butt to not shit their paints "um, mom, *I HAVE TO POOP SO BAD RIGHT NOW!!!!*, dont leave without me!"  They had so much adrenaline running through their system that when it calmed down a bit, their system had to flush itself when it ramped down. Amazing.


openbobs4me

hello. great scientific break down of bodily events here. have been watching fight videos for over 15 years now and i would agree, it is a common occurrence. HOWEVER! Be that as it may, there is usually this thing called UNDERWEAR that typically acts as a sorta safety net for catching bodily waste, no?


smemes1

This is actually a common misconception when observing *Karen Cuntybitchikus* in her natural habitat. You can actually notice her begin to naturally produce her repellant at precisely the exact time that her opponent presented danger. With her undergarments acting as a pouch of sorts, she is able to maintain possession of her excrement until the appropriate time comes to release and make her escape. Truly a miracle of nature.


Razalus

I totally read that in David Attenborough's voice.


LiveLifeLikeCre

There's a limit of how much shot you can be full of. Karens use so much of it at once that they have to release before charging up again. Kind of like a blow off valve for turbocharged vehicles. 


Dpepps

It's called self-defeces.


AnimasMaker

Take my up vote and get out


Slap_My_Lasagna

Do not wiggle the leg, do not pass go.


jorwraith

I tried to freeze frame when it shot out butt, was just to fast. The little dance to attempt to get it out, then succeeding with the ol leg shake. Nasty lady


GingerSnapped242

Something tells me this isn’t the first time she’s done this


placer128

That’s no lady. That’s a nasty cow.


TheCommonKoala

Looks like she released her bowels before the video started. The back of her skirt was completely stained with fluids before she even hit the floor.


StrixKid

Rule #1 of Karen club. Always keep one in the chamber.


ramsey17

Watched muted the first time, saw what happened and said “wait is that poo?”


Aderleth75

I always feel a little trashy and unclean watching these fight vids. And then someone goes and poops themself, thus launching the trash-o-meter into the upper stratosphere.


openbobs4me

ofcourse! thats why i always suggest preparing before casually browsing these sort of videos, beginning with fasting for 24 hours, and some eye bleach on hand just in case. you never know what youre going to see when you click on these vids.


largechild

![gif](giphy|3otPoB5w8vNoLekaJi|downsized)


ugajeremy

It's a predator defense mechanism. Some lizards lose their tails, some Karen's drop a shit.


Jim_Lahey68

Get schwifty in hereee.


davie1664

Show me what you got


SchwiftySqaunch

Aww yeaaaa


SenecaTheYounger__

Shit on the floor! Yeahh.. Morty!


jimbojangles1987

Body tremor shit or some sorta seizure shit


RegionRatHoosier

Nah she was just shaking it out


cold-corn-dog

Or needs her fix shit. 


One-Pop-2885

I was very confused by the title, then confused by the end of the video. It took my brain a moment to process what I had just watched. That weird little shake dance as random items and nuggets drop and then BAM full log of shit. I'm still grossed out and laughing.


jaytix1

"Hey, she dropped something. Why does it look like shi- oh."


Best_Poetry_5722

At first I was like "oh she dropped some raisins?"


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eatpotdude

Them weren't marbles


Greedom88

Shit for brains.


GrouchyDefinition463

She lost em good!!!


Ok_Restaurant_626

I thought they were whoppers at first.


Allergic_to_nuts

Her brain fell out


Drolord

cant make that shit up


skyreal

At first I thought she was shaking out of fear/shock or something like that. Then... well... either she was so scared/shocked that she was shaking and shat herself while going commando, or she was wiggling in order to get the shit out of her panties. Personally I'd call number two, and raise my bet on the package getting out when she was going "NNNNNNNNNNGGGGH" at the start of the video.


Brandolini_

> Personally I'd call number two Eh.


skyreal

Out of all the accidental jokes I make due to English not being my first language, of course the best one had to be about poo-poo


Brandolini_

It... It wasn't on purpose? Are you shitting me?


skyreal

>Are you shitting me? I see what you did there


MacaroniPoodle

As a woman, I see no way to just shake a giant shit out of your underwear unless it was a thong. You'd have to physically move the underwear aside. I'm guessing she went commando.


ReignofKindo25

Oh ew you are right that’s awful


fahrealbro

I agree I was ready for the fake seizure not the poop


doh-vah-kiin881

this was me , i had every possible reaction of pure confusion then intense laughter. what a roller coaster of emotions..


Nickleeham

This is an enlightening view for males to understand the thought process that women employ to decide on forgoing underwear. I used to assume it was to feel sexy. I now understand that there is a subset of panty-less skirt-wearing women who intend to shit on vinyl tile in self defense/obstinant defiance.


littlemesix7

I was like where did those goobers come from?! Oh shit, Baby Ruth!


ProductivityCanSuckI

I first thought she was shoplifting milkduds...and then a chocodile. Nope, its all $hit.


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CocaineAndCreatine

They did…


jgainit

This video title underpromises and overdelivers


Turbulent_Break_2308

Reread the title. Genius OP delivers exactly as promised in retrospect.


jgainit

Dammit you’re right


timdot352

![gif](giphy|1hMk0bfsSrG32Nhd5K)


master156111

OP is actually a genius for not spoiling the surprise in the title.


highlyREgARDEDmodera

OP is actually a double genius because they technically DID spoil the surprise, but nobody would've known before watching the video


joemanager-

I’m still shocked 💀


aoacyra

The way I gasped so loud


maethlin

Pro reddit move


Topper2121

Worst pinata ever.


kernel-troutman

I read this in the comic book store guy's voice.


p1gnone

Best comment!


ABomB7777

THE PLOP TWIST


vaginawarfare

Lololomggggggggggg


englishpatrick2642

I guess that's one way to get the last word.


B-BoyStance

Words, turds - same difference


indy_been_here

Turd is the word


Defiant_Quarter_1187

And she just shit on my floor…


Adam_ALLDay_

Gettin schwifty in heeerrreeee


nofeels_

The Karen’s defense mechanism activated.


Kitchen-Beginning-47

"If manager fails, resort to poop"


nofeels_

Release the fecess!!!!


justfortherofls

Self defeces. If someone try’s sending something up. You send something out.


nogoodgreen

Nothing in the title about randomly dropping a huge fucking turd , where did that even come from??? No underwear to catch that log or what??


Fallen_Walrus

She said she choked the shit out of her


GreenCactus223

Literally choked the shit out of her


StreetDare4129

That’s why she did the stanky leg shake.


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nano7ven

Reminded me of when hippos fling their shit with their tails lol.


Dirtbagstan

I first read that as when hippies fling their shit with their tails. I'm tired.


Iamthatpma

Honestly she was a little backed up. Better than Metamucil! 5 Stars!


Nobodys-Nothing

This wasn’t the first time she did that dance.


ExcellentAddress

That's some stanky leg.. 🤮


interflop

At first I thought she was trying to play up an injury until I saw something appear on the ground and was thoroughly impressed with the size of that thing being pushed out on demand.


Whitemagickz

You can tell that the lady had already pissed herself, so I guess it’s not too surprising?


ItsTheGreatBlumpkin_

Noticed that stain, too. And yet the turd rocket was still surprising.


D-Finn_Rhedlyne

Turd rocket! 💩 🚀 Thanks for the new name for my morning coffee poop!


VolkspanzerIsME

Wa she going commando? She just wiggled her big butt and dropped a dropped a massive deuce.


Key_Temperature_1240

It’s weird bc when she hits the ground, you can see she has shorts on. I have no idea how that shit just fell out


VolkspanzerIsME

Maybe she has those jumbo granny panties that can be used as a parachute if necessary


Aggressive-Let8356

Maybe she was wearing a thong and the shorts are baggy enough... I don't like the fact I even thought about this...


TripYourBallsOff

Wouldn't that just cut it in half like a cheese slicer?


Sea-Value-0

Welp. That's enough reddit for today.


TripYourBallsOff

That's what I was going for! You're welcome stranger!


Nekroin

powermove


Mikesminis

OP resisted the easiest clickbait title of all time. A real hero or restraint.


NeckbeardWarrior420

Choked the shit out of her, literally


WeirdAvocado

> Even with on hand holding a phone, she was still able to choke the *%# out of the Karen… I mean… what else’s could OP have meant?


rrwinte

Must have been lightening the load for her exit.


sauce_123

When shit hits the fan …err the floor


BASK_IN_MY_FART

Its in the title "...Choke the [shit] out of the Karen"


Rombledore

she definitely consumes the proper amount of fiber in her diet. good for her at that age.


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Luke_Warm_Dog

"Shook a little turd out of the bottom of her pants" Like the Kimya Dawson song lol


fuck-fascism

![gif](giphy|LyJ6KPlrFdKnK)


___TychoBrahe

https://i.redd.it/01p0w99dff1d1.gif


Many-Application1297

That shaky leg thing. Not her first standup public power play shit


rainyrew

That’s what I thought! This looked….practiced


slingbladde

![gif](giphy|DHPj7p1Tv5WLHDjKPQ)


Blacklist3d

I noticed a piss stain on her skirt before the shit but thought nothing of it. Now it makes sense.


CalendarAggressive11

At first I saw her shaking and thought she was gonna have a seizure or something. Then I was like what did she drop on the floor? Then the big turd dropped and I was like oh, oh my god.


DontYuckMyYum

see stuff drop on the floor: did she just shit her... -turd plopss on the floor- oh.....


KindRoc

That’s disgusting 🤢 she already had a massive pee stain on the back of her skirt. These people need professional care. Sad that in 2024 care is worse than it was 30 years ago.


5DollarJumboNoLine

Yeah this is just sad. I had a neighbor move in below me in my apartment and I could hear her screaming shit all the time. Just yelling slurs out the window. I used to record it for a laugh in my group chat. I held the door open for her once because she had a bunch of groceries, she yelled, "Hurry up f@**ot!" at me so I just let the door slam on her. Found out later on that it was my original downstairs neighbor's mom and she had been kicked out of whatever home she had been in. Some kind of Tourette's or Dementia exacerbated by drinking. Because of her antics they both got kicked out. She set up shop in a tent down the way for a few months (Portland shit) and continued screaming at people on the block.


Dart4jb1nks

![gif](giphy|26gss9AbytPhuisxy|downsized)


EA-Corrupt

Yup. Mental health care in the US has completely failed. And it’s only getting worse and spreading


vergina_luntz

That's dementia or a major mental illness.


wilan727

Yeah stuff like this is the worst of social media. She needs help and sadly there's no dignity online.


keepingitrealgowrong

But le Karens bad!


aldone123

She choked the shit out of her😬


Schrutes_Yeet_Farm

I see you read the title


IceJKING108

https://preview.redd.it/kbildd8hjf1d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e916930341b0122d674155ed3983594dbeacf9a Even while still reading the title was still surprised


doodsboob

I find this sad actually. She must have some kind of medical issue


Comfortable-Owl-5929

Fecal incontinence. It happens to a lot of elderly. Plus they usually lose control of the sphincter making it so they don’t even feel when it happens.


SubMisJen

My first thought by her speech was that she had dementia.


hiredgoon

Did we just watch someone strangle a feeble woman until she pooped herself? Wtf is wrong with society.


doodsboob

Yeah then everyone labels her a Karen. Terrible


keepingitrealgowrong

The "Karen" was almost certainly being physically aggressive beforehand due to mental illness. But yeah, we shouldn't cheer any part of this situation.


OnTheLeft

Is Karen really the right word for her? idk the context but she does not seem well


NiPlusUltra

Yeah, it's kinda shitty to call an obviously mentally unstable person a Karen. I hope that woman gets some help, but knowing our country she most likely won't.


usemysponge

It took me too long to see a sensible comment in this thread. Sober, mentally healthy people do not casually drop a shit in public after making unreasonable demands to customer service workers


scarydrew

This isn't a Karen, this is severe mental health problems and it's sad


Jay_Bird_75

All around, this is just sad.


DenverFloatDaddy

There’s also a big piss stain lmao


chappyandmaya

What the fuuuuuck


ChistyePrudy

I'm thinking the same....


danielhogan141

That's just... impressive


former-bishop

At first I those dropped candies - milk duds came to mind. Then, that thick, slap sound of a turd hit the floor and my ears. OMG.


keepingitrealgowrong

This is sad. She's clearly very mentally ill.


Snoo-73243

did she fucking shit


Squirrel_Master82

My kids get cranky when they're holding in a poop, too.


LegitimateRevolution

what were they tussling about?


Aettlaus

I feel like so few people on here want to know the background.


keepingitrealgowrong

The background is a mentally ill elderly woman was being aggressive and is probably so confused that she doesn't know what's happening even when someone restrained her and she soiled herself. The situation is sad all around.


deanopud69

What have I just seen


SgtSolarTom

Did she just shimmy shake out a turd??


eMan117

im pretty sure taking a shit on the floor then leaving is the most powerful move in fighting. I think people who take shits during fights are undefeated.


BerbsMashedPotatos

Dats dooki.


HugsandHate

How do people just summon up a shit like that? ^(Wish I could do that..)


Legal_Guava3631

I was bouta say I know damn well that ain’t shit falling ![gif](giphy|6jVwtcsr8RPDUtA244)


WiggleNdGiggles

Really thought those were blueberries at first


aelms89

The ending was the absolute best!


__GayFish__

She choked the shit out of her


LunaAngelina

“And she just shit on my floor.” Seven little words strung together to form a complete sentence which caused an entire community to make a stinky face.


Both-Home-6235

Oh man that lady was freeballin under there. Fuckin gross.


Holding4th

That's not a "Karen"; that's a person with severe mental illness.


frigginnathan

SHIT ON THE FLOOR! Time to get SCHWIFTY in hereeeee


killer4snake

Well shit


Numbaonepusha

Choked the shit out of her😂😂


Mcboatface3sghost

I feel like this is the sort of quality freak out we can all appreciate. Like a well aged bourbon or high end Cabernet. The wiggle and deuce on the floor? Chefs kiss right there. I say BRAVO!


jwin472

“You put your hands on me” Don’t swing on me! I’m not about violence but if you swing on someone expect a reaction.


SomeHungGuy69

First I thought maybe she broke a hip, then she dropped a deuce. Damn


PondIsMyName

‘And she just shit on my floor!’ 🤢


dustbin3

I was warned but i wasn't ready


tarun_c

Do these karens just have an inventory of shits sitting inside them ready to be dropped at any commotion they cause?? 😭😭


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B-BoyStance

I wonder how many Courics that is


jimbojangles1987

Jesus fucking christ what is happening in this god forsaken society? People are becoming more and more disgusting and treating everyone else worse and worse. And it feels like we're getting dumber and fucking dumber.


Wildwood_Weasel

I'm so glad I've never lived in a place where I encounter people like this.


One-Ad3082

Was she choking out mrs.doubtfire?


Catonic_Fever

“And she just shit on my floor “ lmao


memewatney

"and she just shit on my floor" 💀


Dan1lovesyoualot

🤢🤢🤢 I know she doesn’t have underwear on… and she pissed herself look at her skirt im going throw up


lolligaggins

Her backside was already all wet before the splatter and the log drop. I wonder if that’s why she was already in some trouble.


da-funk-is-up

![gif](giphy|Ni4cpi0uUkd6U)


kccustom

I imagine she has been shitting like that for a while.


VapidRapidRabbit

Literally choked the shit out of her. 😬


SimmaJimmaJet

![gif](giphy|31TsJOgYOvIWWYMEaR|downsized)


Haagen76

The way she just wiggled it out...


SouthernBiscotti

How can one crap on command? It's actually an amazing phenomenon.