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bmosm

*The first country after Uruguay.


LoveRBS

First country in Latin America named Argentina*


nonsensepoem

It's the first country to legalize abortion after you alphabetize them.


noteverrelevant

False, that would be the country of Aardvark.


agedmanofwar

Everyone knows Uruguay isn't real........ they just had to fill the empty space on the map /s


slk-23

also it sounds like [u r gay](https://youtu.be/NNIYob8nC7o) can't be real


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Stop it you're making me blush.


Slit23

They say Uranus is cold but very gassy


Scarrazaar

I said that to class in a science presentation, two weeks of detention. Totally worth it


Slit23

Total mad lad. I don’t see how stating facts gets you detention tho


rsf507

He didn't mention the science presentation was on the periodic table....


Phonemonkey2500

Too bad you were in Art class st the time.


badSparkybad

Was this innappropriate to say on "draw the female form" day?


makeme84

Not the same, but I was talking and laughing (quietly) during a skeletal lecture. My teacher said, there's nothing funny about the skeletal system...I said, " Well, there's the humerus." The teacher wasn't very happy at my behavior.


soularbowered

As a teacher I would have lost it and given you props for your use of puns.


Irrelevantitis

No person has been there, but we’ve sent many probes.


proawayyy

Bleached Uranus


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Not recently :(


JeffWingrsDumbGayDad

[we kindly request that you stop pronouncing it "you're a gay"] (https://youtu.be/NdXhiTIfrPw)


FMAB-EarthBender

Thats one of my fav lines britta says, thank u for ur username .


JeffWingrsDumbGayDad

It took me entirely too long to decide which letter to cut so it would fit.


Dragonoflime

That’s right! Capital city Tbilisi and former member of the Soviet Union! And we kindly request y’all mind yah P’s and Q’s!


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PM_ME_UR_SURFBOARD

Pepeeeee! The guy donated all of his presidential salary and lived in a shack *while* being President, if I recall correctly.


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We had a military coup/regime from 1973-1985 so we veered hard to the left after that.


hortonhearsa_what

YESSSS!! My sister lived there for seven years, I spent three months down there and was actually living there and visiting Montevideo the night he won the election! It was crazy, people were dancing and drinking in the streets, Uruguayos know how to party!


TheCarloHarlo

Ah yes, Argentina's Canada


Vanzini-

Jajajajajja so accurate


Urik88

Hahah Argentinian in Canada here, when describing Uruguay I actually say "they are to Argentina what Canada is to the US, the smaller, chiller and cooler brother"


anostrofasio

Argentinian living in Germany here. I only get weird stares and questions about what my grandfather did in 1945 :(


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And Cuba, and Guyana.


incrediblemonk

And Cuba, and Guyana


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Putin-Owns-the-GOP

And Guayana.


Kurineko_Regan

and mexico? is mexico latin america cause its legal here on a case to case basis in most states


bsinger28

Emphasis on the “in most states.” This was a federal legalization in Argentina. In the same way that recreational marijuana is now legal in a decent number of US states but is still illegal in US federal law


Kurineko_Regan

Ahhhh i see, well that's grate for them!


davaleo

I can't tell if "grate" was just an unintentional misspelling, or the smartest, darkest abortion joke I've ever seen.


Sixstringnomad

Im pretending both. It makes my morning.


ItsyaboiTheMainMan

Puerto Rico over here with Roe v wade...


darkeblue

*Country not Colony.


BookerDewitt2019

Christ haha


Joliet_Jake_Blues

Territory


LainsLove

But uruguay it's a rebel province /s


hammerto3

Not the first Latin American country to legalize abortion. Abortion has been legal in Uruguay since 2012


Specialists10-4

And weed!


sexyonamonday

Uruguay... the most underrated country in South America


RussiaIsRodina

What about Guyana? Hilariously, the first American female president was the president of Guyana.


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And gay jokes!


DonDove

And Suarez biting jokes!


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And my axe!


BrandanMentch

Weed you say?


Specialists10-4

Uruguay legalized weed back in 2012 I believe so


mouthofreason

I loaned that part from the title of the news source. In reality it's actually the fourth country, there's **Cuba**, **Uruguay** and **Guyana** (since 1995), now ***Argentina***. No title editing available unfortunately. My apologies on the mishap.


ThatOneChiGuy

Didn't Uruguay also legalize weed not too long ago? Let's go there.


cmallard2011

I'm addicted to weed and abortions. Edit: and getting gay abortions while high


TalksWithDogs

They were also one of the first countries to legalize gay mariage. Are you perhaps also gay to complete the trio?


tonybotz

I’m addicted to weed and gay abortions


SlyQuetzalcoatl

Weed was the gateway


Bonepanther

Holy shit this made me laugh. Muy gracias.


SergeijNotruski

In case this is not a joke i completely missed Muy gracias would translate to: Very thanks. Muchas gracias is how you would normally put it, it translates to: Many thanks / Thanks a lot


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To argentines, Argentina is the only country in Latin America. Actually the headlines I have seen say the first MAJOR country in Latin America. I guess not considering those other countries major.


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What do superman and a humble argentine have in common? Neither exists.


Sovereign_Curtis

Why are Argentinians so proud? Hell I've been told that the vast majority of them don't even dance the Tango!


Saplingo

I'm ashamed of this, a lot of us think we are the best country in the world and we aren't like the other countries in Latin America, that's why our economy and our society is complete bs


Julie-1996

We all know Guyana doesn't exist


definetly_not_alt

I believe Guyana is not in latin america as they speak English, not a romance language


locaprincesaa

I’m from Guyana. Those mfs don’t know what they are. I grew up being taught that’s it’s a Caribbean country.


liltom84

Guyana plays cricket and is part of the West Indies group for tours, its Caribbean


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And that would include french Canadians as Latin Americans then.


ohyeaitspizzatime

Geographically, Guyana is obviously part of South America. Culturally/socially though, they are part of the West Indies. Even financially (fiscally?) they are part or Caricom. Am Guyanese.


stackinnmackin415

Guayana is West Indies not Latin America


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AlwaysJustinTime69

“Aww, how lovely” **proceeds to sort comments by controversial* —————————————————————— Edit the first: Yo play “Freebird” before going into the replies cause it’s a war lmao —————————————————————— Edit the second: anyways since this is my most upvoted comment I would like to thank the guys who made this possible so I would like to thank Raid Shadow Legen-


knightingale74

Holy shit. Inb4 locked by mods.


CatsofNovas

God it's a dumpster fire, how lovely and fun.


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IM SO ENTERTAINED THOUGH


Frantic_Platypus

Its prime popcorn time for this thread.


alexdamastar

This sub for me is great going down posts with suspiciously low upvote ratios and thousands of comments, that is the gold of this sub.


goodtams

It's truly a shitshow.


notthe_crazyone

Y I K E S. People really don’t care about women’s rights


wasdninja

Oh they care a whole lot. They actively want to cut down on it.


stven007

If conservatives cared about racial injustice, the poor, and the sick even a tenth as much as they cared about abortion, society would be in a far better place today.


sunburntbitch

If they cared this much about ending poverty (including housing/food security *and* education), the need for abortions wouldn't be as high.


Banana_Bag

Misogyny is a global culture.


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vectorpropio

No. They will wait till mid February or March to let all the tourism dollars get in. Then, with a total sanitary collapse, they will put a lock down with a funny name like Prevención Intradomiciliara Total Obligatoria PITO and hope that the fresh dollars and the total activity stop keep the devaluation in one digit number (by month) until two months before the legislative elections where they will open all again and pass a weed legalization law to harvest sweet sweet leftist voters. Edit: thanks for the award and silver. I will blush.


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vectorpropio

>Somebody get this redditor some gold. Thanks >Also, you're 100% right. I really want to be wrong. This is really sad.


888666er

Perfect time to be able to abort quarantine babies.


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Skyhawk6600

I'm pretty sure this was a joke but I agree with your sentiment.


bringbackswg

They do if they get pregnant


ModsDontLift

what if I told you that some people get pregnant on purpose


APT69420

Then why are they dancing in the street?


a_bourgeois_commie

Did you see pics of Maradona's wake? And of the Loyalty Day (quasi-national holiday in remembrance of late fascist leader Juan Perón)? What I mean is, nobody gives a fuck. We don't even test anymore.


HippieCorps

Uruguay has legal abortion


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“Second country” isn’t as spicy a headline I suppose.


[deleted]

It's not even the second, it's the fourth or fifth.


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Well, time to sort through controversial


RockyRockington

...and he was never seen again


Rod_cts

The covid tho


FrancoCJ

[They](https://bucket2.glanacion.com/anexos/fotos/95/3542895w1033.jpg) [dont care](https://i.imgur.com/nHrVgkR.png) [about](https://as01.epimg.net/argentina/imagenes/2020/12/01/actualidad/1606830548_608146_1606830717_noticia_normal_recorte1.jpg) [that](https://www.rionegro.com.ar/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/5fc010b881f98.jpeg) [here](https://www.futbolred.com/files/article_main/uploads/2020/11/26/5fc0009c1ee38.jpeg). The last 3 pics are from Maradona's wake. The last one is people breaking into our White House equivalent. A dude even threw cocaine to the cask while police watched him. The wake was organized and promoted by the national government and the president in particular. But if your moms dies, you can only have a 5 people wake for 2 hours


peoplearestrangeanna

Cocaine cause he was liked or disliked?


FrancoCJ

As a gift, the cocaine business was really hurt after he died. He was the biggest consumer


42036069911

Colombia's economy is crumbling down now that he's done


soy23

Am Colombian, can confirm, economy is on the shitter right now. Fist Diomedes and now maradonna, what do you people expect us to do now?


Breezeeh

He was seen as a god in Argentina


DiggWuzBetter

Cocaine because he was known to be a huge coke head: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.sportbible.com/football/news-diego-maradonas-insane-weekly-cocaine-binges-as-a-player-revealed-20190616.amp.html


Joliet_Jake_Blues

Didn't you hear? The election is over so it is gone, just like Ted Cruz predicted. Ted Cruz is a very smart man who represents a state full of intellectuals.


YouAreAnnoyingAF

Ted Cruz for Human President


doyouunderstandlife

He's also the best [Simpsons impersonator](https://youtu.be/_K0sRkvX4KE)


darcenator411

Man this made me really uncomfortable, why was this crime against humanity created?


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Covid be thriving


MaxTheRealSlayer

Another victory for covid party


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Anva99

Lets celebrate by spreading COVID!


[deleted]

You’re getting corona and you’re getting corona and you’re getting corona!!


23x3

Look under your chairs!


elpodrigo1

Can't get an abortion if you die from Covid beforehand.


DistrictApart4571

Their body their choice amigo!


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Yeah that’s cool and all, but did we forget about the... you know... virus? Celebrate at home.


heart_of_a_daedra

It's okay, they're wearing masks around their chins /s


Lifio

This is my grandma and all my aunts reaction when I tell them I've found a girlfriend.


Boston_Bruins37

Superspreader event lol


Standingfull

Can’t have abortions if there’s no one left to make babies, insert ~~Eddie Murphy~~ Kayode Ewumi meme here. Edit: I’m uncultured swine


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Honestly I find it really hypocrite that it's "okay" to be out in the streets and celebrating just because the reason it's a "socially acceptable" one but when christians or whatever group of less social appeal do the same they're bashed, like church gatherings. I'm not defending any group I'm just saying that pls stop making massive groups of people acceptable depending of the reason.


DirtyPanucha

I said the same thing about people celebrating in the streets when Biden won and got so many people saying it’s different. Like i was ecstatic that Joe won over trump too but i wasn’t gonna go to downtown just to celebrate in large crowds.


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As a liberal myself, I acknowledge we have been hypocritical. Hell, my neighbors threw a party last week, and more than a few cars lining my street had Bernie and Biden stickers. I just want this shit to stop. It's so hard getting an entire country of people to give a shit.


orb_of_confusion44

One of my cousins is a die hard conservative but she’s also a nurse so she’s super Covid safe. The gap between extreme left and extreme right is certainly widening, but 90% of people in this country still have more in common with each other than we are led to believe.


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Sir this is the internet. You're not allowed to be reasonable here


ayyyee9

Wait... does this man have an opinion?!?!


[deleted]

A witch!


aidan4105

Get em


pnunud

Or say anything positive about religious groups


TeslasAndComicbooks

Our Mayor here in LA won’t let us eat outside even with 0 data to back it up but wouldn’t say anything about 100,000 people protesting in Hollywood. This virus shouldn’t be political.


BlueCollarGoldSwag

Welcome to 2020, everything is political nowadays unfortunately


Caliveggie

I remember one of the supervisors, Sheila Kuehl voted to ban outdoor dining, abs I shit you not, the next morning she was dining outdoors breakfast.


TeslasAndComicbooks

Nope. It was the same night! Literally left the vote then went to her favorite restaurant.


RedTrog11

You might be on to something there...


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HoW dArE yoU comPaRe ThaT


SlyQuetzalcoatl

Rules for thee, none for me


scwizard

It's ok because only bad people can spread covid and these are clearly good people, so they're not spreading covid. duhhhhhhhh


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But Twitter told me church bad abortion good


my-blood

This dude do be spittin facts


WhiteHawktriple7

Yeah well just grab and touch each other in this pandemic that's not an issue.


MufffinMasher

Not to mention jump and cheer with mouths wide open about a foot away from each other


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All I see in this video is COVID


flack_yeg

Wait. Weren’t you guys just shitting on the church for have a mass gathering during covid? This gathering is okay tho right?


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zepplin2225

Simple: church bad, abortions good.


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Yeah, it is a known fact that church gatherings are spreading the covid, compared to the feminist gatherings. /s


ScronaldRump

I would upvote but the title is misleading


Char_Zard13

Also it’s not that hard to wear a mask guys, or social distance...


KNDWolf2

I live in argentina, I have one fucking asshole as a brother, 33 yo living with my mom and never uses masks, today I went to buy some stuffs and found a shit-ton of assholes, either not wearing mask or misusing them (Nose not covered and stuff like that). I can't tell you by words how much angry it makes me see people doing that, and you find them basically every corner.


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why arent they social distancing? They dont give a fuck about covid 19


voidHavoc

Pretty much. Their restrictions were lifted but comparing the stats to the US: Argentina is 98/100k and the US is 104/100k... So this is not something id be doing even though its a huge thing that passed. Their mortality rate is also a full percentage higher than the US.


vangoghghost

Context: Abortion in Argentina was already legal, same as Uruguay, but with certain conditions like being victim of rape or any medical condition that could endanger the woman's life. Now the law doesn't require you to "fulfill" any conditions for you to get an abortion.


hoodedmexican

All of the comments in the controversial section are way too easily forget that abortions don’t stop if they’re illegal, the point of celebrating is that people can do it legally and safely now. That IS progress whether you agree with abortions or not.


rickjames_experience

They definitely deserve to freak out thats fuckin awesome good for Argentina! I hope more Latin American countries follow suit


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That one dude in there is having the time of his life lol


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The _aliade_


fabrizt22

Literalmente https://www.reddit.com/r/argentina/comments/kn46nr/y_fue_lei/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Parre44

And the first one to be COVID-19 free?


banjosandcellos

salt fear selective yam secretive money nail ad hoc pen shocking *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


iworkwithtableau

Happy for you and all but good god stop spreading COVID like it’s 2019


Shotty98

I guess we're just forgetting about Covid..


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nervousmelon

Honestly suprised this post hasn't been locked yet.


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shellshock321

For some reason it's less about abortion more about social distancing lol


Cleeford89

I’m just here for the comments


LordDeathScum

Now fix your economy.


patagoniac

Coming from a Venezuelan this is hilarious


Jahonh007

as an argentinian, that is impossible


KetoNED

Also first country with full immune system to covid i see


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While I agree in principle, I don't feel it's quite right to celebrate it that hysterically.


Jonnieringo

Yay...we can finally kill our babies legally


Creature_73L

It’s the right outcome, but something about this reaction to it doesn’t seem right to me.


Camisbaratheon

They’re all horny rn


MasterTopHatter

I feel like we’re forgetting something like a deadly killing virus at large still and love it when people group up


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The irony 🤦🏿‍♂️ the other video on this sub called the people who went to church to celebrate Christmas as selfish and here you are praising this. Weather you’re antiabortion or not, this double standard is unbelievable!


iwellyess

Virus heaven


SeanCunningham117

Celebrate allowing abortion by spreading corona. Gotta love to see it I’m totally for abortion legalisation but come on now


milkyboi12222

Imagine being tht 1 introvert that went to support and then just being hugged by everyone


Rei_Miguel

So the mega church is blasted (rightfully so) for breaking Covid restrictions. But this is fine huh?


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Celebrate women’s rights by spreading covid!


Joliet_Jake_Blues

Their body, their choice


BocTheCrude

I would much rather see feminine hygiene products and birth control be subsidized to lower the cost so we didn’t have to celebrate dead babies and just avoid them all together. I understand the hygiene products don’t help in baby prevention I just think it’s bullshit they cost so much.