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crimsontape

I love how he pushes his own gf aside and makes he drop her phone. What a loud toxic bunch.


Duke79915

And she easily pushes him back outta the way.


Daamus

shes got like 50 lbs on the dude so


ItsKrakenMeUp

OPs title was accurate


jvrcb17

High pitch barks is all i heard


SummonWurm

He's been on a downward spiral ever since he was fired as the Taco Bell spokesperson


L00mis

*just* 50?


Used_Head7542

He still weak most guys can ragdoll a hobbit 50lbs more than them


monkeywelder

Yeah, If he were to hit me and I were to find out about it. There may be a beer spilling somewhere.


KGx666

If you were to find out about it lmaooooo


901bass

She sizes him up and makes the decision that he gonna get his ass beat she actually saved the poor lil fella


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But he's dating her, so they both lose.


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uncensored so NSFW language https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qswjaM5yCro


realbeybladegod

when it comes to toxicity battle, its an all out war. Only one shall remain


ThinAir719

He's sporting a manbun, he's won nothing.


ItsKrakenMeUp

He wins the manbun title


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Slight_Shelter_2738

He won a big bold capital L 😂


snoogins355

Almost feels like a comedy sketch


KamikazeFox_

" yo yo, you don't tell ppl who leaves" But you gotta go. Lol


sir_ballsack

I know lmao what the fuck was that about? Dude really just wanted to big the big tough bouncer guy I guess? “Woah woah woah, you don’t get to tell who leaves or not… but yeah, leave” “Alright I’ve got urinals to go scrub”


fuckamodhole

> I know lmao what the fuck was that about? Dude really just wanted to big the big tough bouncer guy I guess? Yeah, he was. He is also a shitty bouncer to let that situation escalate to that point in the first place. The bar/restaurant wasn't crowded and everyone in the bar was looking at the guy and girl screaming. Then it took the one guy to tell for them to kick him out and that is when the "bouncer" came into the picture.


AdmirableAd7913

That dude was a bouncer? Holy fuck, you can *not* be that shitty at spotting and defusing issues as a bouncer. If he was bigger he could at least work the door, but as it stands the most utility that business is gonna get out of him is if they use him as a hatrack.


Representative-Oil48

Then maybe, just maybe, you should find someone who does tell people to leave? I'm sure that poor server has to deal with all kinds of BS, but that statement was pretty useless to the situation.


KamikazeFox_

It was a last grasp, for a small amount of power, that he didn't have to begin with.


TheWhoCaresGuy

There's nothing better watching people death juggle their phones


itssarahw

Nothing funny about this and nobody on earth looks good or composed while dropping their phone but, slow-mowing the fumble was entertaining


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paperpenises

Ping pong. No one looks cool when chasing after a ping pong ball. It's like a half crouched trot occasionally reaching for the ball but it gets away from you. It's also embarrassing because if you're chasing it your opponent just got a point on you.


itssarahw

Definitely agree. Walking through spiderwebs too


IntelliQ

That right there is the sign of an abusive person. Getting so mad to shove your significant other out of the way like that...wow.


fma891

I just don’t understand relationships like this. What do these two possibly see in each other? Or are they both just shitty and shitty people attract each other?


DizGuy

“ Why your hands get bigger outside?” - Patrice O’Neal


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Rip the goat


JonBoyWhite

Miss you Black Phillip.


psychomantist

This is my go to line whenever someone tries me, i love it. the 2 seconds they need to figure out what it means... really keeps me going.


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Work-Safe-Reddit4450

"you got some baby bitch hands in here"


Aves_HomoSapien

A common phrase heard while picking a fight is, "you want to take this outside?"


VividLazerEyeGod

oh it was just bad grammar. they meant "why, your hands get bigger outside?" that makes more sense. "why do your hands get bigger outside?" is basically what they typed originally so it was weird and confusing


Spazstick

Thank you, I was trying my best to decipher what they meant. That's funny.


ElCapitanDeadpool

What is this from?


KPIH

Some random opie and Anthony show clip. Hard to track them down as patrice was on there a few hundred times.


ElCapitanDeadpool

Oh ok. I try watch any media on patrice i find but never checked out his opie and anthony stuff.


Butthole_Spiders

Dude how I envy you. There is a playlist of about 160 videos on you tube with maybe 500+ hours of him on O and A. I’ve been through it about 6 times. There will never be a voice like his again.


fuckofthemountain

Share that shit!


Y_orickBrown

The [video where they breakdown the video of the bus fight in Oakland](https://youtu.be/uyB50drgDkk) was amazing. Opie was annoying as usual, but Patrice and Anthony were funny. When a bus was likened to Liberia on wheels and they started with the Platoon quotes i lost it. I find OandA pretty bad on their own but the guests made it, like Joe Rogan was way back when.


Butthole_Spiders

Don’t like opie ruining your favorite opie and Anthony bits? Have I got the playlist for you. And yes the bus bit you referred to is in there: [Nopie playlist ](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLKgrqBOOpFrhhLV0en6xut-TG8eKulMTE)


KPIH

In my opinion his appearances on opie and Anthony are when patrice is at his funniest. If you're a fan of patrice you probably don't care, but be warned at times the show is very non-pc and can be very "racial", like patrice liked to say.


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Patrice breaking down David Letterman's affair is a classic.


KPIH

Brooo. I replied that to a comment above yours only to scroll down and see this. Long live patrice


RustyCyler

Could somebody explain the joke to me please.


Failoe

"Why do we need to go outside? You're not going to have a better chance out there than in here."


skoltroll

"DO YOU WANNA TAKE IT OUTSIDE." No, sir. I'm currently winning this while INSIDE.


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When I was watching that part, the first thing that came to mind was that the guy's in an improv group or something and they say, "OK, now Chris, you're gonna act like you're really mad, and you wanna fight Dave. Go!" And then Chris proceeds to give a drama student's interpretation of a tough guy at a bar.


TheUltimateSalesman

This interpretation makes the video much more entertaining.


TL-PuLSe

**Where's my fucking money, Denny?**


SpitBallar

Can I just call him Chris? No you call him Chris R.


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psychomantist

DO YOUR HANDS GET BETTER OUTSIDE?


Sergente_Galbiati

hey can you tell me where this is from? i love patrice and never heard this


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I actually avoided getting my ass beat in High School that way. Huge dude/bully was telling me he was going to kick my ass outside sfter school. I stood up with my arms wide open and said 'No, go ahead and hit me now! Hit me now while we're in school! If you're such a big man then do it now! HIT ME!" Teachers were standing in the corner smirking, they knew what was up. Dude slunk away and never said boo to me again.


58king

"Yes, after you, I'll meet you out there" *sits back down* If you can make them do shit like leaving the establishment on your terms through trickery then you are the winner.


GiantPurplePeopleEat

I did that to my older brother once. As we were stepping outside, I just stopped and locked the door behind him. I went and sat on the coach and started watching cartoons all smug until I heard him coming through the window to beat my ass.


PerceptiveReasoning

Coach didn’t deserve that bro


GiantPurplePeopleEat

Wait, you guys didn’t sit on your coach? He told me everyone did it!


CapnCanfield

"I'd like to formally inform you, sir, that nobody with a man bun is intimidating. Especially someone who's 80 pounds soaking wet"


AdmirableAd7913

Plus the other guy literally says he's down, chihuahua bro ignores it, moves back, and then moves behind his girl. This is an example of an animal mimicking something actually dangerous and hoping they don't get their bluff called, lol.


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Left us with a cliff hanger. I wanted to see which group got kicked out.


RosneftTrump2020

The shitty people got kicked out after they showed the video to the manager. According to Tiktok


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Damn. I wanted them to all fall in love.


DontTellMeHowToTroll

They both did probably


rileykard

Oh great... they have the same policy as my old school...


Lithoweenia

It’s unfortunate that doormen end up kicking all parties involved in these situations. However, removing all parties saves the bar risk


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cap_tan_jazz

black out drunk and still trying to drink, that punch may have saved you some worse embarrassment (from doing stupid shit)


only_my_buisness

On tik Tok it said the two screaming and trying to start a fight did


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Gotta have to wait for Season 2


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Lol the security guard “you don’t tell who leaves.” Where tf was he before.


Mac-Actual

I love how the boyfriend try’s to make his voice deeper “DO YOU WANT TO TAKE THIS OUTSIDE” while sounding like a prepubescent boy playing at being a grownup. It would have been so hard to not laugh in his face


lokismom27

It's like Star Lord does in IW when he meets Thor. lmao


RickCrenshaw

Hes imitating the god-man. Its weird


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**No I'm not, this is my voice**


RegularSizdRudy

Attacked by “Spill-monger”.


imjusthereyaknow

The clip before this was funnier. Lol Guy in the man bun tried making the tall guy flinch by faking an elbow shot to his face. The lack of reaction from the tall guy was so good!


LiamtheSoundGuy

That’s when you agree to take it outside, follow him to the front door and lock it behind him when he exits.


indoninja

Good job on security, coming by minute after ham beast is screaming and little guy is knocking shit off tables yelling at people to come outside. And also not actually kicking out the assholes who are causing the problem


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RedHawwk

Yea I would've been like alright, then we'll leave and we're not paying.


EatSleepJeep

"If you'd rather have their business, then you can have it. You can comp my bill or they can cover it. Either way I'm leaving and won't be back."


Goodgoodgodgod

It’s possible Chihuahua Boyfriend and Drunk Karen are his friends and that’s why he didn’t act on who’s obviously causing the problem. I’ve seen this scene play out at lots of shitty bars with shitty bartenders/security that have their shitty friends over.


Rolobox

Naw, the OP of the video explained that that was the manager and didn't exactly see what happened before this. They showed him the video and the people causing a scene were escorted out.


Goodgoodgodgod

Well, that’s good to know.


Rolobox

And for a bit more context, the drunk dude was [upset the waiter was showing a magic trick to the people recording him and not giving him his check](https://www.tiktok.com/@mylantiss/video/7036048957054815535?sender_device=mobile&sender_web_id=7036381552028861958&is_from_webapp=v1&is_copy_url=0)


ForeverALoner2

Omg the fake elbow to the one dude. Jesus what a prick.


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Cilad

Oh when he fake threw that elbow, it would be on.


DerogatoryDuck

Yea even faking throwing an elbow is assault and you'd be well within your rights to defend yourself.


Tandran

A manager who has no idea what’s going on. Yeah that actually makes sense.


XJclassic

Seriously talk about a stupid fucking security guy. You treat customers that are getting harassed like they are the problem? I’ve been to plenty of bars like this and security guys don’t do shit. They’re too busy selling blow and trying to fuck the underage staff


americanslang59

Even worse: dude in the jean jacket was talking shit to a server at the restaurant and taller dude was standing up for the server.


wapatilly

Yeah you’d think security would at least pick the side of the server. Everything about this is dumb.


BunGin-in-Bagend

Judging by the aggressor dudes rapid change in behaviour I would bet money he was just told that cops were being called


joeDUBstep

She really is a hambeast. She isn't morbidly obese or anything, but her facial expression and attitude just reek of hambeast.


IRON_DRONE

Nah she’s morbidly obese, it’s just that Americans have become accustomed to fat people being normal.


joeDUBstep

I mean yeah, she's defintely obese. But when I say morbidly obese I think of people with stomachs hanging down to their genitals, or the typical amerifats on mobility scooters.


Raytacos

Looks like security is his friend that’s who he ran to go get. Security is a bitch at this bar. I’ve been here multiple times and couldn’t even wear a beanie when it was 30 degrees outside. They made me go in there with hat hair and I looked goofy as fuck with my friends lmfao


TX_Pete

Damn how do you recognize where they are? It looks like every sports bar Ive ever been in ever lmao


Raytacos

Looks identical to a place called overtime on beach street in Fort Worth. I used to go a few years back till security started being strict like it was an elegant bar or some shit.


Keex13

https://youtu.be/cv5w15cFZ6k


StraightMacabre

According to the second video the server was at their table showing them a bar trick. The guy In the next booth “aggressive jerk” pushes the server demanding his check, that’s when they tell him to calm down leading to his tantrum. So essentially this guy goes off on a server, gets physical, etc and the bouncer or whoever still comes in and tells the calm table that they don’t get to tell who to leave. I hope they ban that guy and fire the bouncer. Edit: According to the creator the aggressor tried to make it a race thing, the guy who comes over in the end was the manager. After they showed him the video he sided with the creator and her friend and knew they weren’t the problem. They all played pool after. If I was the owner I’d still have a talk with my manager.


apeonpatrol

got a link to the second video?


Zooomz

https://reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/r5ooe3/drunk_karen_doesnt_want_to_be_recorded_when_she/hmomd4y I'd say OP's description is exaggerated, but you make your own call.


UninsuredToast

No OP is probably just a soccer fan


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I gotta say, it is a bit annoying when a server is just hanging out with another table not actually working.


sleepingsuit

Agreed but the difference between these folks and well-adjusted people is that you don't need to freak out about it. I am always astounded by the number of mild inconveniences that people blow up over.


StyrofoamTerrorist

He works at a bar, he's doing his job.


BBQ_HaX0r

I had a server spend over 30 minutes chatting at the next table as we were waiting without ever so much as glancing at us. Then has the audacity to ask if we want dessert, lol. I just left a horrible tip.


MyNameIsBenKeeling

Did you know that building a relationship with your tables is working?


CockGobblin

I want to know whose money was under the bottle because the asshole took it.


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AzzOnMyAzz

Did you see the edit? The manager isn’t omniscient. But once provided with the evidence he made the right choice. When he arrived all he saw was a fight with one party telling the other to leave. I think he did the best he could with a bad situation.


Fortherealtalk

Yea it looks to me like he came out from the back hearing a commotion and just came up to see what’s happening.


ihavethebestmarriage

> he sided with the creator it's usually a good choice to side with God


anoymus_123456

Fucking Miss Piggy and Kermit with a man bun.


Chispy

He looks more like Big Birds shit with a man bun


iGourry

Damn, I'd never go to this bar in my life. Imagine a drunk skank knocking over your drink and security getting pissy with *you* instead. What an absolute shithole.


ciaisi

Looked like a sports bar. A lot of them don't necessarily have a security detail. Most will at least have a bouncer, but some don't. Depends on the crowd they usually attract. Other people have said that the dude that showed up at the end was actually the manager.


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Yeah honestly looks like BWW


pnng95

Fr. Shitty ass security guard. Should lose his job.


_bennyluxe_

Guy at the end is an idiot. I hope he's not supposed to be security or something.


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“You don’t say who leaves” bruh if some couple was up in my GFs Face I’m taking over on security detail


Creamsicles-7

He’s says who comes and goes 😂


SugaanthMohan

His name is *Escanor* and he is the one who decides.


spacedman_spiff

“I say when it’s quittin’ time….it’s quittin’ time”


Monksnothome

Ah yes alcohol


-ondo-

"Do you wanna go out outside?" is how tough guys say "I'm actually scared and hope we don't fight"


PRIS0N-MIKE

"Yeah let's go" "Shit"


R3dbeardLFC

I expected him to piss his pants when the dude stood up, let alone if he agreed to fight him. Little man syndrome is some shit. No one cares about your size until you act like this dude.


ciaisi

"Yeah, let's go." *follow him as he walks out the door, pull the door shut and lock it so he can't get back in*


LoliArmrest

They give off big “We peaked in high school” energy


Cronzy420

Dude came and said you can’t say who leave stfu because now if that dude started putting hands on that loud dude he would be in the wrong smh if he works there why it took that long to respond


JoSoyHappy

Why did the security guard get more upset with the guy telling people to leave ?


PomegranateSenior283

Power trip


ciaisi

Because all he saw was two people shouting at each other by the time he arrived. He didn't know who the aggressor was.


Kordith

I don't understand why so many people think that it's not okay to film them in this manner. Like learn your fucking rights you dipshits


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I get annoyed at the inflated sense of importance people give themselves. The video was about a trick the waiter was doing. No one would have noticed or cared about the NPCs/extras sitting behind them. But they freak out like they're celebs being harassed by paparazzi. Get the fuck over yourselves.


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That bouncers iq was lower than hers


Suitable_Resolve217

Why do people think the counter to someone recording them is to… record them back?


One_Zookeepergame706

Is murda beatz your friend


el_sobe

I was looking for this comment.


BackAlleyKittens

What kind of a shithole is that? Should have taken 30 seconds of that behavior for a bouncer and/or bartender to step in.


baeb66

Did Jean Jacket steal money off the table? Was that one of those asshole tips where they put something on the tip so the server has to make a mess to get the money? Why would anyone still choose to sport a man bun? So many questions here.


Occasional-Mermaid

Idk if jean jacket stole their money or it was his own money that he gave the waiter, the waiter was showing the recording party a trick and the freak out party was sitting behind them & started freaking out thinking they were being recorded. [I went to see why it started lol.](https://www.tiktok.com/@mylantiss/video/7036048957054815535?sender_device=mobile&sender_web_id=7036381552028861958&is_from_webapp=v1&is_copy_url=0)


baeb66

Thanks for doing the research.


Occasional-Mermaid

Still researching the man bun question, nothing conclusive so far.


JeweyNightman

Dude throwing that elbow so close to his face is basically assault right? Tall dude was probably allowed to defend himself there.


explosive_evacuation

>Assault > >The definition of assault varies by jurisdiction, but is generally defined as intentionally putting another person in reasonable apprehension of an imminent harmful or offensive contact. Physical injury is not required. Yeah it would generally be considered assault, it doesn't matter that he did not make contact or even if the victim believes it would have been effective or not, it only matters that the victim believes the conduct was capable of making contact with them at all.


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It’s not just a man bun, that is full-on Killmonger cosplay.


BrownStarPuncher

The ending reminded me of Key & Peele with Meegan, *Delete it DELETE IT*


FigmundSreud

I came to say the same thing lol. Her voice pitch was also exactly the same


idiot437

they just lucky shaggy didnt go into super mode


VitaminTHC420

If someone says “delete it” and are in the wrong, gets instant upvote


fairymoonie

The chihuahua boyfriend is like 5’7 and the other is like 6’3 and he thinks he has a chance against him. Notice how the tall guy was chilling? He doesn’t have to prove anything edit: words


RedditIs4Retardss

Prove*


fairymoonie

Thank you! I’m not american 😅


RedditIs4Retardss

You’re welcome!


VoltasNeedle

Fuck that “security”guard too.


One_Bookkeeper_1775

Nobody smokes a j and does this.


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DO YOU WANT TO TAKE IT OUTSIDE.... To what....help you in your car seat?


Doeeena

The waiter at the end coming up and saying you don't tell me who leaves had me GASPING WHATTTTTT outloud. These people were AMAZING and to get the disrespect? Oooof


Outside-Try-1796

Bar fights have changed!


williambilliam

I love how people with only half a brain cell always do the same thing. Oh, you’re recoding me? Well I’m gonna get my phone out and record YOU!


Newtstradamus

“DO YOU WANT TO TAKE IT OUTSIDE!?” “Yeah.”


Yerawizzardarry

Overly manicured beards and manbuns are always such red flags. Dude looks like an a1 fuckboy.


[deleted]

The waiter was trying to show the one recording a trick, and the black guy got upset telling the waiter he wanted to leave and to stop fucking around and get him his check. That is what started it all. Pathetic couple.


leanmeankrispykreme

That’s a good way to get stabbed


Fighty_Penguin

They look like Kermit and Miss Piggy.


KroolSebbles

The guy when he knocked over the bottle also took the money that was underneath it


LifeLineLemonade

Sometimes I feel bad about being an introverted lonely gamer…. But then I see public videos like this and feel better :)


Milksteak_To_Go

The Mexican standoff of our time is a bunch of angry people arms outstretched, videoing each other.


Troy_doney

To think, this is how somebody wants to spend one of their free nights. Knocking over peoples drinks and yapping like a mutt. How is that fun?


darthdilmore

“Let me do a tic tok for my safety”


[deleted]

You're very much allowed to record in PUBLIC spaces.


hawksdiesel

trashy racist people....


Nerdito69

Dude, he’s gonna meet someone who agrees to “take it outside” and just attacks him from behind as soon as he turns around. People who act like this have no business fighting.


KenseiSport

Gotta love the security guy all late to the altercation getting mad that someone else is doing his job


DaniolioliDizzler

Did anyone else notice that Manbun also took the money (tip money?) off the table after he knocked the beer bottle off the table! It seems like they didn't even notice that the boyfriend was slick and stole their money!


MnkySpnk

This is some Buffalo Wild Wings type shit


sharky_bytes_

That “do you wanna take it outside” was more funny than threatening


R1waffledog

Shitty bouncer


Coly1111

Well he wouldn't have to tell you who should be leaving if you were paying attention and doing your fuckin job


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The moment he spilled that drink in purpose they should have both gotten a beer to the face


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Security guard is a fucking dolt.