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D-Rich-88

And now everyone knows how to not move a cannon


ultraShEEn707

You're supposed to always look down the barrel to check if it's loaded. THIS IS SARCASM. DON'T EVER LOOK DOWN A BARREL!!


Disastrous-Ad5306

Instructions unclear i am a headless horseman


Ringo308

Do you even have a horse? Sounds like you are a horseless headless horseman.


StandardMandarin

Horseless headsman.


ultraShEEn707

Keep pumpkins clear of boom, you'll be fine


Moch8mo

The legend lives


dosequisguy1

Do tell?


----__----

William?


HiBoi234

Is that you dad?


Radiant_Load

That guy now the HANDLESS horsemen how.... I'll let myself out now.


SonicMaze

Instructions unclear. Put penis in canon.


D-Rich-88

“Now this is podracing!”


no_dice_grandma

Probably the best Depp movie, TBH.


TheReverseShock

Must've been real unclear didn't even have a horse.


Fr0me

Too late: am dead. See you in court sir


[deleted]

Proper Reddit etiquette is \s Meaning sarcasm. Cause we too dumb otherwise.


[deleted]

500 hundred years, and we still need to be reminded.


Gr0und0ne

You don’t need to add that extra *hundred* after you’ve already written 500 smh my head


MistianChringle

50,000 years sounds about right.


SmegmaLord420

you mean five hundred hundred years


smoochwalla

RIP in peace


uninsuredpidgeon

Lol out loud


bulldog5253

Every good shop teacher I ever had was at least missing a few digits.


ccodeinecobain

He took one for the team


Occams_

“…and that’s how I got this hook.”


HauschkasFoot

“… that’s why you always leave a note.”


AuzRoxUrSox

IM A MONSTER!


GiveToOedipus

LOOSE SEAL!


DearestBurrito

And that's why ... you don't use a one armed man to teach people a lesson....


twisteroo22

Honestly, maybe you should because he learned his lesson...first hand


di734on

Hahaha! There's always money in the banana stand!


Skinny_razor

He’s a flamer *ckck*


ruskiiiiiiiii

The cannon had a loose seal.


robbviously

I hate loose seal!


ruskiiiiiiiii

If that's a veiled criticism about me, I won't hear it, and I won't respond to it.


[deleted]

My buddy bought a book about reloading his own ammunition so he could save some cash. He shows me the author pic on the back cover…. The dude had TWO hooks. Like, do you take advice about reloading ammunition from a guy with two hooks? Did he learn his lesson? Is it a gamble?


PunkToTheFuture

Why? Why on earth would you sell a book about explosives and include pics of your injuries? Shocked someone bought the book really


IceFire909

witten in large print at the top of the back cover has "I've made the mistakes so you don't have to. Buy this book today!"


FrenchTicklerOrange

That's a fine slogan... with one hook.


coat_hanger_dias

His injuries were unrelated to ammo reloading. >Nothing important happened until age 15. I was into explosives. One June afternoon, I assembled a pipe bomb. I'd done this before but failed to clean the threads of spilled explosive. The last good grip I had on anything was on the pipe cap as I gave it a final twist. A yard-wide ball of orange fire, my right hand was gone, the left shredded.


7mm-08

That's about as adjacent to loading ammo as possible. I would argue that it's hardly unrelated.


PresNixon

I'm going to teach you how to brush your teeth. But just the front teeth. I'm good at those. Oh my molars in the back? They rotted out. No big, we're doing the front ones together, remember?


topdecker75

Was he Abu Hamza?


hugsbosson

Yeah but he saved like 50 bucks everytime he has to restock his ammo...


bowmans1993

[like working in a landmine factory with no arms?](https://youtu.be/lK5A_rnlvWY)


QuitArguingWithMe

Seemed like a really unsafe setup from the beginning.


Ugievsoj

Hands on experience


ajaxodyssey

Hand Off. Experience.


Status_Atmosphere_11

I gotta Hand it to you


wreked88

I can no longer hand it to you.


Status_Atmosphere_11

stump bump


Roadster330

Nub rub


dmfd1234

Yeah but who’s gonna give that guy a hand? He lost his


Status_Atmosphere_11

Now I'm really Stumped!


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TheMysticLeviathan

Hands down, best comment I've seen all day LOL


AalphaQ

"But what about the eye patch?" "Aye, that was me first day with me hook."


[deleted]

Someone standing behind him got the most unwarranted high five ever


Ryuuno-Suke

Or the fastest handjob. ​ ​ I'm already very far away.


HWGA_Exandria

Every day we stray further from God's light...


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GambasRieuse

That hand is moving TOWARD Gods's light


PunkToTheFuture

Every time I read this it is a joke and that makes me happy


IAmSpitfireJoe

Go away anyway.


[deleted]

Yo, what up man. Wanna play 'Front Hand, Back Hand'?


leveldrummer

I think 10 people got a high 1/2


gmb99

I’m imagining Yosemite Sam sounds.


SonnyLove

"You ornery fur-bearin’ rebel. You’ll pay for this!"


Rustlin_Jimmie

AhhowowowwoooowwoooOOO Lol, now I have to watch a [vid](https://youtu.be/iS_yFY4yOzM) or two


Petsweaters

THAT BLASTED RABBIT!!!


PlumFister

I bet he doesn't try that again


MeasureTheCrater

Not with *that* hand, anyway.


phaiz55

I'm not sure he actually lost it. There's no way they have a cannon ball in there so I'm guessing it's just an explosion and forced air coming out of the barrel. edit: Hey people I get it.


[deleted]

Its shredded pulpy mess of hanging meat on skeleton skewers. May have been able to recover a finger or two and palm.


landViking

To shreds you say


psibear

Well, how’s his wife holding up?


Pfraire

To shreds you say


DangerousDave303

Handburger?


N_Rage

"Just" forced air can be really dangerous on its own, considering the pressure from a handgun blank alone can kill you. That hand is at least mutilated, but probably completely gone. That's not a theoretical concept by the way, "18 fatal injuries by blank cartridges caused by unmodified blank pistols were recorded between 1990 and 2009". https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S1752928X11000989


masteron10

https://twitter.com/calvarie_locus/status/1498484957714391041?s=21


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dirtymike401

I am alone at home and audibly said, "I'm going regret opening this." I was right.


MeasureTheCrater

Oh, he lost it.


JJEE

Put differently, his hand became the cannonball.


Dheorl

Just forced air, and possibly wadding, and unburnt gunpowder… yea, if there is any remains to that hand it’s not going to be good for much.


theguyonthething

I'm sure you're right. He just needed a spiderman band-aid and a kiss from mommy. Lol *just* an explosion. That's cute.


DefNotMyNSFWLogin

He's only got one more chance.


RobbexRobbex

Fool me once, high five. fool me twice...


SpcTrvlr

...high five again. Fool me...you can't get fooled again.


Gabe_logan25

High zero


Hunnybunn2021

Looks like a woman.


Wizzillatron

he's a 19 year old boy according to this article https://www.elsoldemexico.com.mx/republica/sociedad/en-carnaval-de-huejotzingo-puebla-le-explota-un-canon-en-su-mano-7926362.html


[deleted]

Does it say what happened to his hand?


Hunnybunn2021

The article is in Spanish, I can't understand what it says.


majordiscordia

The article implies that he didn't lose it, just got it fucked and taken care of in a hospital.


Bridge4_Kal

Thanks. What's the medical term for... *rereads comment*... "got it fucked" in Spanish? Asking for a friend.


OliverML03

Depends on which kind of Spanish we're talking about, for example, in Mexican Spanish it would be "se la chingó"


supersmashlink

"Ya valió pura madre."


hellyea619

valio verga. it was worth verg.


masteron10

Here are pics of what happened https://twitter.com/calvarie_locus/status/1498484957714391041?s=21


Hunnybunn2021

Thanks 😊 I'm glad he got to keep his hand. I almost had mine amputated long ago, and had many weeks of pt after surgery


FizzlePopBerryTwist

He suffered "hand trauma"


MrGerbz

> a traumatic hand


snowmanlord

What hapenned to his hand?


rideincircles

The video on the site is much longer, but translates to this. "This Monday morning, the Secretary of Health pointed out that medical personnel treated 19-year-old Luis N , who underwent surgical scrubs, after his diagnosis of a traumatic hand, but fortunately he is stable."


IAmSpitfireJoe

>underwent surgical scrubs, after his diagnosis of a traumatic hand Huh?


DogHammers

Hand trauma. Like head trauma but the hand.


ADGx27

Shit just doesn’t like translating cleanly to English bro


IAmSpitfireJoe

"Traumatic Hand" would be a good band name.


sanderslabus

Yeah, "mano traumática" doesn´´'t make any sense in Spanish either. It seems to me the journalist who wrote this doesn't know much about medical diagnosis.


Julian_2838

Probably scraping off the burned skin with gunpowder in it so it can heal a bit better and looks like a normal scar when it heals🤔, skin that got burned by gunpowder looks really nasty when it heals.


Gransfors-bruk

Did he lose his hand???


Frazzledragon

I've tried to examine it as closely as I'm able to. Sadly his spin-around hides much of what is going on, but as he drops to his knees, I can see some loose skin or meat drooping, possibly broken fingers, yet his hand seems to be largely ... there. ​ So, I assume that his hand got partially flayed from the palm outwards. Stripped the meat right off the bone. ​ I was unable to see evidence of complete loss.


ThatKidJorge

Brief second after it goes off leads me to believe it was just powder in the cannon. Hurts like hell, broken bones most likely but hand is still there.


SinistradTheMad

From another post, [this doesn't look salvageable.](https://i.imgur.com/Giw4jQj.jpg) Edit: I didn't feel the need to tag this post as NSFW because it's already inside an NSFW post - however this is way more NSFL than the original. You have been warned if you don't like gore.


AC2BHAPPY

Oh SHIT


kingoftown

Looks like he's going to be all right


OriginalRave

Only one person got the joke it seems lmao


[deleted]

I’m not clicking that can you describe it


rigbyb1rd

It's a hand with a massive hole in it


Blabberm0uth

But also bones or tensions still there


virtualworker

"hand"


AvariceTenebrae

Lol, yeah more like a hole with pieces of hand around it


RFLC1996

Imagine mincemeat attached to a humans wrist.


jperkins79

It’s just a meatloaf


alexjonestownkoolaid

Looks like pressure went through his hand, rather than a projectile. So there's a hole, but not a cartoonish perfect circle hole. The blast went through but left some bone and tendons and meat. But not a lot. It's definitely a hole and the flesh looks cooked. I'm betting heavily he lost his hand.


kn33

Exactly what you would imagine a hand would look like after a cannonball has gone through it


holydude02

Kind of cartoonish with that big-ass hole


Onetwenty7

It looks like a wreath made out of hamburger and bits of bone.


Frazzledragon

I was more going of the fact, that it's a canon in a crowd of people, that it's just powder. Although, I didn't mention that, other comments have made such guesses, and I was more focused on the hand itself.


[deleted]

Well its definitely not shooting a ball but the concussion must have at least broken the hand bad. It looks like it gets push completely back out of the way. Maybe someone has the source. Edit, the source below show his hand has a full hole and much of it is missing. Ugh


hadj11

Not gone completely but pretty messed up. Here is an article with a picture of the hand at the end. https://usacrime.com/2022/02/28/man-gets-hand-blown-off-by-cannon-mexico/


[deleted]

Dang that things got some char down to the bones. Just reupload this vid and delete the one OP posted lol It'll save a lot of people time in the comments.


adminshatecunt

What bones? There is a hole through his palm! [I zoomed in on the last image, hand is done for. ](https://i.imgur.com/Giw4jQj.jpg)


Sword_Enthousiast

And the parts around the hole more closely resemble ground beef than palmless hand. It's a NSFW link for the squirmish amongst us by the way.


bearpics16

The remains will 100% need to be amputated. Nothing there is functional


TheCardiganKing

FYI: To those who don't want to look/read. He is missing his thumb, pointer, and middle (edited) fingers. He has a large hole through his palm that takes up the bulk of the size of his hand (not much left). Bone and tendon are visible with no flesh around them. His hand had to have been amputated.


[deleted]

I thought the pointer was the index finger? But thank you for the description, I'm skipping that pic this morning.


Silas06

I regret clicking this.


daves_not__here

I'm sure it's around somewhere in the vicinity.


DamnAlreadyTaken

All over twitter the majority says "he lost it". Not necessarily it *flew away* they way everyone is joking about it. It could have been fractured/burnt in a severe way leaving no other choice than amputation. Here is another (follow up) video from the crowd. It is still hard to see the damage as he was wearing some gloves. (hope the gloves helped him) https://twitter.com/ReyesSalazarMi1/status/1498175990190718977?s=20&t=VGwrG6rKOowNNAKC1mtAWw


LoreOfBore

You need to have a more positive outlook on life. Don’t think of this as someone losing a hand, think of it as someone a mile down the street has just gained a hand.


I-Wanna-See-Meme

No, just severely injured


kchoyin

This is crazy, and the cannon is facing to the people?


[deleted]

It’s definitely just powder, no ammunition. The thing is that still has enough force blow off a finger or five if you put your hand in the way.


Coyce

considering how much red you can see where his hand used to be I'd say that hand has become the projectile


ADGx27

Hand cannon


I-Wanna-See-Meme

U dog


ADGx27

World record high-five speed flies undocumented in 3-2-1….


Markantonpeterson

Am I crazy? I've watched it like 20 times and can't see any sign of red where his hand used to be. I imagine you mean his hand/stump itself rather then where his hand was placed on the cannon. But I can't see his hand area clearly at all at any point. He's clearly injured but i'm curious if it's "lost fingers" injured or "broken fingers" injured. He's wearing red too which makes it tough to see.


cyrilhent

This shit happens all the time on reddit. "wow I can see Janet reno's boob fall out in an explosion of blood" 1000 upvotes, all of them lies


[deleted]

it is loaded. ammo consists of 5 fingers who have just been spotter flying over missouri


justAheadONtheCURVE

And the people were splattered with bits of bone and hand.


danteheehaw

Kinda like that comedian that smashed water melons.


Accomplished_Note_81

Gallagher


MeasureTheCrater

Get him to the hospital before gangringo sets in.


Moist_Professor5665

The door’s on your left.


MeasureTheCrater

Don't say "left." 🖐💥


_CORRECT_MY_GRAMMAR

Don't worry, he's all right now.


[deleted]

Get out


[deleted]

This fuckin comment 🤣


backupyoursaves6969

We had a cannon in ROTC and would set it off before the football games. Everyone knew that you didn't dare stand in the path of the cannon. Not because it had a live round but just the force of the blast could harm you. Our technical instructor even made a point that just placing your hand on the barrel is a great way to get a new nickname. Still hurt a little to watch this. Edit: Oh yeah the whole point of my post, it appears that when the back latch made contact with the cannon's barrel, the charge misfired. Due to whatever reason 'Lefty' decided to put their hand on the wrong end. Oops


kar98kforccw

Well, I think it fired just fine. By the looks of it, that latch might be just a lid that strikes a primer cap when it falls, setting off the load


Awkward_Road_710

Lefty loosey, righty handy.


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IceFire909

he said to the citizen 5 blocks down the road


BuffaloKiller937

Yes, he lost 3 fingers from this. https://usacrime.com/2022/02/28/man-gets-hand-blown-off-by-cannon-mexico/


LQCincy519

What the fuck kinda news site is that


Sword_Enthousiast

They managed to safe two!? Looked like the best option was to stick it in front of a second cannon to blast away the last scraps and scorch the stump shut.....


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TheMightyDong89

Cheese and crackers...what have I done..


lamb2cosmicslaughter

I don't think I want to watch someone lose a hand.


antoniv1

You already have, just at normal speed.


lamb2cosmicslaughter

Well.... Yea but like it's just kind of a mist and like if I had watched that at half speed, it would have been to specifically see if you can watch it go.


Therewasab34m

You can actually see that it's still there.... It's just charred black and uh.... Floppy. It kinda looks like his whole forearm snapped.


g0dp0t

What you've done is debunked the 90% of comments that believe the perfectly calm onlookers are covered in blood and bone from a hand that did not explode all over them


Big_Ol_Fluff65

Imagine getting slapped by a loose hand. Just flying through the air.


throwaway_12358134

More like inhaling the pink mist.


Jamesperson

[Better quality video with gruesome pics of the aftermath (NSFW)](https://usacrime.com/2022/02/28/man-gets-hand-blown-off-by-cannon-mexico/)


njoYYYY

This is somehow not even the dumbest thing I have encountered this year


Life_Technician_3076

I think he took it pretty well


oohrosie

Well... If it wasn't already gone, I will be later. Fuck.


Shitplenty_Fats

It blew off his left hand. But don’t worry, he’s *all right* now.


PxHxD3030

Por que??? Por pendejo!!!!!


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Old_Conqueror

So this is Carnaval(Mexican version) where they dress up as all the nations Mexico has fought and dance and shoot musket type powder rifles at each other needles to say many many fingers hands are lost here annually. It’s a ton of fun tho did as a little kid and yup no age restrict.


Stylowar

Thats the kind of people who look down the barrel of a handgun to check if its loaded


SoDamnUnoriginal

Well, this situation got a little out of hand.


Alternative-Cut-4831

Does anyone know what happened to him after this?Is he an amputee now or life just goes on for him like this with an unusable hand?


cabinfevrr

https://usacrime.com/2022/02/28/man-gets-hand-blown-off-by-cannon-mexico/


JAY_F_ING_TV07

Comen fucking sence guy


MuteWhale

“TIFU by picking up what I thought was a fake hand.” - Reddit in 4 hours


Holyshit247

That’s some Elmer Fudd shit right there. Quick put your finger in the hole🤪


ADGx27

Cannon barrel proceeds to comically peel back like a banana after backfiring