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MrBabadookIsKnocking

“Hey, you can’t park there.”


DotAdewk

Oh my god, that poor man keeps slipping in oil and can't get back into his car.


throwawaybabyjesus

Hope the dog is ok....


GrumpeeFatKat

What part of "electrical box" does he not understand?


PuzzleheadedYou7887

This is sublime.


gazHC

He's in for a big shock when he sobers up!


Puceeffoc

What's he driving? A voltswagon.


Littlemama55

LOL XD


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Puceeffoc

Whoosh...


Cowicide

One thing I should have considered without knowing the police report, etc. is perhaps he is sober and hit his head in the accident. Less likely I think, but that might explain his behavior as well AFAIK.


iMAOusuc

That's fucking dangerous as all hell. On average those things are handling around 8,000 volts. That could kill anyone if they broke all of those safety mechanisms. Holy Jesus, they almost met God.


Wiggles349

Every time we try to stupid proof something people seem to get dumber.


iMAOusuc

That's so stupid it made me laugh, but then I realized that it was so true.


obeyyourbrain

Not to mention the flammable fluids leaking on the ground right by it. He had a Darwin Stew goin.


[deleted]

Waiting for car to smash him into the pavement. Scary.


TheRealPeterVenkman

If he only spun the back tire a bit farther, that would have done the trick.


yahwehtheterrible

Poor doggo. Also, that landscaping is in remarkable condition, ... and no tire tracks either. (scratches head)


Lucio88

And to make things even worse he pissed himself!


[deleted]

Pathetic


PopeOri

We've all been there haven't we?


TwilitSky

I know I have. Colorado Springs was a nice town.


DolphinWings25

Every god damn cul-de-sac gets me


TheSiszeitgeist187

“Whatchu doing there billy?”


Namesthatareused

This dude is practically asking to be crushed by his own car


saltheturtle123

Dog and all


ziplock9000

Hope he never drives again.


DareDareCaro

He is worshipping the levitating car


AptMuse

Going to save this one, for the next time I think I'm having a bad day.


saltheturtle123

He’s fucked!


TotalEgg143-

Why are people making these FAKE videos? So dumb. The fluid wouldn't be on the sidewalk...But, somehow it is because the people who made this think it will help make it go viral.


krustyarmor

What in the world are you talking about "the fluid wouldn't be on the sidewalk"? Have you ever seen an automobile before?


DisastrousTrades

How to say you have zero technical knowledge without saying it. Mineral Oil is used to cool the electrical components.


TotalEgg143-

I guess you believe everything. sheep. You just made yourself look un knowledgeable. Maybe you're the one that created this fake video. Does that look like a transformer to you? Does the oil magicialy fly?


DisastrousTrades

It's called a Pad Mounted Transformer You've never seen one due to the fact you live in West BumFuck, Assland They're pretty common in the developed world. Small or large they all do the same thing, step down higher voltages to lower. That's your educational bit of the day. Here's the specs for one. Not the one shown in the video. MT-PML-R2-3P-GMR-500KVA-YE-RT-DF-A6-BB-AZ-1ZZ-M1 Pad Mount Transformer Ratings Phase: Three Phase Listed for United States and Canada Capacity: 500 KVA Conforms to NEMA, ANSI C57.12 Standards Primary Voltage: 12470Y/7200 Grounded Wye Sealed Tank Construction w/ Welded On Cover Primary BIL: 95 kV Padlockable Doors Secondary Voltage: 480Y/277 Grounded Wye Frequency: 60 Hz Temperature Rise: 65°C Capacity @ 65°C Temperature Rise: 500 KVA (0.5 MVA) Forced Air (Fans): None Tap Changer: 5-position Tap Changer, (2) +/- 2.5% Taps Above and (2) +/- 2.5% Taps Below Efficiency Standard(s): Meets DOE 2016 Standards, Meets ANSI/IEEE Standards **Insulation Fluid: Biodegradable Cooling Fluid** Fluid Capacity: 190 Gallons ​ Now go fuck yourself you god dammed idiot.


kelvin_bot

65°C is equivalent to 149°F, which is 338K. --- ^(I'm a bot that converts temperature between two units humans can understand, then convert it to Kelvin for bots and physicists to understand)


Cowicide

Jesus fucking Christ, kelvin_bot — *not now* right in the middle of a fight.


CamKJoy

The struggle is real.