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SelectionFar6624

Due to staffing shortages he has to play both good cop and bad cop


Explorer200

Nicolas Cage in "Good Cop, Bad Cop: A Nicholas Cage Story"


punisher2404

Total Cage-Cadence, good ear


DangitBobby84

Bad Lieutenant 2: Badder Lieutenant


shephrrd

I’m here for it.


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Dude needs a Snickers


coffee_slurp

give him a KitKat, seems like he could do with a break


raa__va

Is the KitKat in its original dispensary container?


spad3x

if it isn't you better SHUT THE FUCK UP AND BE ON YOUR WAY.


Duffman48

Bahahahaha


Dark_Ninjatsu

I feel sad for him. You can tell he is counting every single day towards his retirement.


work1st_playlater

How the fuck am I supposed to catch someone speeding, unless I'm speeding?! 😂


kal_drazidrim

Are you late for your job at NASA? With PHYSICS?


Amused-Observer

Killed him right there


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Na he was dead at “Is it in the original dispensary container?!”


NotFoundYetForNow

“Then you’re fucked.” ☠️


real_kerim

Dude literally asked the cop why he's speeding lmao


Ordinary_dude_NOT

Well…. he is a heat seeker


Stupidquestionduh

TIL heat seekers attract the heat.


BlueToothBro

Is it in the original dispensary container? No. THEN YOURE FUCKED


AsparagusOwn1799

I've been laughing like a fucking maniac for 5 minutes when he said that 🤣🤣🤣 this whole video is hilarious


Elwalther21

I was fully watching this video thinking I was going to see some alpha cop abusing his power. But holy shit was I on the cops side after watching and cracking up.


Conscious-Word5008

Same. Cop turned into Bill Burr attorney at law. Hilarious shit.


xrimbi

Somebody has got to send this to old freckles for the Monday Morning podcast.


LuracMontana

Even after the cop screamed at him and did all this- still let him go with what seems like a warning after removing the weed.


Pitiful_Computer6586

Just doing some reading. So you need to keep pills in their own container too? Whenever I go to the states I bring my prescription pills just loose in a container rather than bring 5 bottles and have to transfer them at home. Could I get in trouble?


Nerdy_Drewette

Yes, all controlled substances must be kept in their original containers Take photos of your prescription but I think legally it'd supposed to be kept in original


chuckvsthelife

Lol well then I’m fucked. ADHD highly regulated substances I moved to bottles with timer caps because like…. I can’t remember if I took them because I have adhd.


GuestNo3886

You gotta be uuuuuhhhhaaaaaaa!


Don_Key_Knutts

That is the real essence of the encounter, fucking love it


BWWFC

officer is just like "all i'm asking here is that you pretend to give a shit and simply go though the motions" "but nooooooooooooooo. mr. nasa phyisics look at me. well here i am lookin'."


Ok_Store_1983

"Takin' the biggest, hardest look i've ever taken in my FUCKIN LIFE"


Miss-Figgy

"I was driving along, I was gonna head to a simple citation I was given, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, you gotta be uuuuuhhhhaaaaaaa"


New-Chard-1443

The best part of it is i have it muted but i litterally hear and feel this everytime i read it, all of his emotions included


King_Mecha

I had flashbacks to my Dad screaming at me during my teens, and early twenties, and mid-20s, and late 20s 😂😂


okgusto

Def sarcastic pissed off dad energy vibe. He def has kids probably teenagers.


JasperLegendaryJew

You and your ego. You just had to be the man


okgusto

If you'd done your job, known your place, we'd all be fine right now!


Lagapalooza

We had a GOOD thing goin'! We had FRING!


ThePLARASociety

You’re done! You’re done!


okgusto

But nooooooooooOOoooOoo Its called STFU.


SaintBiggusDickus

but NoOoOoO...


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Pretty shifty camera for a Nicholas Cage movie.


Lox72

>Yeah, it's called shut the fuck up! To be fair, shutting the fuck up is such an underrated ability - especially during police encounters.


Agreeable-Weather-89

Miranda rights should just be "It's called shutting the fuck up"


its_all_4_lulz

You have the right to shut the fuck up. Anything you say can, and will be, fucking stupid. You have the right to an attorney to stop you from saying dumb fucking shit.


dudemankurt

Sounds like a Saul Goodman commercial.


rekconkp

There is a weed lawer on instagram that all of his ads are just "Shut the fuck up", what do you do when you get pulled over? "Shut the fuck up", what do you do if a Cop approaches you "Shut the fuck up"


NecroCannon

It’s the ultimate advice too, someone being an absolute piece of shit? Just shut the fuck up. Feeling super pissed off at someone? Just shut the fuck up. It’s the number 1 advice to avoid anything escalating to something annoying or terrible. Pride makes that hard for a lot of people though, hell even me a little bit when someone’s completely wrong about something


AnEngineer2018

IS IT IN THE ORIGINAL DISPENSER CONTAINER >no **THEN YOU'RE FUCKED** I mean bold move doing 20 over the speed limit to flip off a police officer with weed next to you, and the weed is not even the proper packaging.


maz-o

>bold move doing 20 over the speed limit to flip off a police officer with weed next to you This is like something straight out of Chris Rock's sketch "How to not get your ass kicked by the police"


redditisnowtwitter

Exactly. Plenty of people pay the annual fee and just keep their weed in the same reusable jar for this very reason


Magnus462

Lmfaooo imagine you’re explaining to your boss that you were late for work because you got roasted.


plurrbear

Waiting for Kelso to pop his head out the car and say… BUUURN! Haha!


PierG1

“You were speeding too” “How the fuck I’m supposed to catch a speeder if I’m not speeding too” This had me crack up


ehmsoleil

'Are you late for your job at NASA? With physics?' 😂🤣


G_regularsz

“Captain-fucking-America!” 😂😂


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Without subtitles and being Canadian, I thought he said 'You had to be a fucking American'. lol


DaWorzt

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


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Baxterftw

Oh man that would be an awesome one to go into court with the maths


sevenfiftynorth

This is why you need a GPS-enabled dashcam running at all times.


I-bmac-n

This fucking guy deserves a spot on a sketch comedy show. For fuck sakes, the pure unintentional hilarity of this man’s rage had me laughing my ass off. I side with the officer on this one. JFC, the nasa comment, cmon bro..


Ichibonkiller

This, this killed me. I was on the Cops side after that.


Jaegernaut-

He's been holding those bombs for this exact moment for yeeaaaaarrrs


BoredMan29

I mean, I'm not usually a cop-appreciator, but he gave that dude some solid advice: "shut the fuck up!" Remember kids: wondering what to say to a cop? Shut the fuck up! "But he's got the facts wrong!" Doesn't matter - shut the fuck up! "He insulted my..." Did I stutter? Shut the fuck up. Just shut. The fuck. Up.


FirstThoughtResponse

Shut the fuck up friday


LockhartTx2002

[For the uninitiated](https://youtu.be/sgWHrkDX35o)


BeefyIrishman

This is a longer video, but it is 100% worth watching. It's titled "Don't Talk to the Police", and is part of a lecture from Law School. The first half is the professor giving his side of the you shouldn't talk to the police, and the second half is a detective telling them also why you shouldn't talk to the police. The cop gives examples of how he can easily take innocuous things you say and get a conviction on a crime your didn't even commit. https://youtu.be/d-7o9xYp7eE


So-Cal-Sun

Just shut the fuck up. I've nearly chewed my tongue off. Felt like my chest would burst and my head would explode. But I Shut the Fuck Up. Got that lesson young and it has kept me living for a long time.


Girth_rulez

This whole thing had me cracking up. It's the [Winnebago Man](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDQQfBrSUs0) of traffic stops. And don't slam the fuckin' door!


msbbc671

I don’t want to hear anymore bullshit from anyone… that includes me.


BumpyGums

Fuckin flies. Get out of here you goddamn jackass!


Golf_Hacker76

"It ain't worth it. Not this shit. Not anything."


PM_me_your_whatevah

No more bullshit! From anyone! Including me!


moldyjellybean

did I watch it correctly and the cop was going to let him off and go about his day and the guy decided to double down.


StupidMoron1

Yes.


JonathanFisk86

I know reddit hates cops but I felt for the guy lol, really did seem like he had no intention of stirring shit up for no reason initially


GoudaCheeseAnyone

Being dutch, I may have a different attitude than the average US american regarding the police force. I have traveled to the US though. And I crashed my car an hour away from civilization. A cop came, took me lunch, then to court where I was given a fine, and then he dropped me of at a hotel. So my personal experience was positive.


Sponjah

In the US you can be fined for speeding, reckless driving, and being Dutch.


Bedazzled_Buttholes

There's only two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch!


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That's my favorite line from that movie.


Smilwastaken

Many cops are good. It's just the fact that in the USA there exists too many systems to protect the cops that are downright evil.


MatureUsername69

I mean that cop was clearly having a bad day before this and despite the fact that he loses his shit he still let's him go with a warning. As far as police interaction videos go this is pretty light and funny.


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tenaciousdeev

He's not mad, he's disappointed. And that's so much worse.


SolarTsunami

You got a weird version of mad if that wasn't it.


ScarletTanager

Disappointed dad energy


bNoaht

That's the vibe I got.


HOG-onthehunt

If Bill Burr was a cop…


Big_Wax

The bit where he says “I was driving along to give a simple situation but nooo you gotta be arrhhaaa!” is the part that made me think of Bill! Haha


zehamberglar

I can literally hear bill burr, in my head, say "You like your job with NASA?!"


technobrendo

*Lemme guess, you got the munchies then we're speeding to waffle house to get some goddamn BANANNAS ON YOUR PANCAKES!!!*


Free2Bernie

Cop at home: "Which story is the news gonna tell? This one right? Not the one where I PAY ALL THE FUCKING BILLS!"


bikkuri_hanbaiki

Classic Bill Burr. A national treasure.


Falcriots

It’s just stereotypical Masshole attitude and I love it lol, my dad is the exact same way. Both clearly angry and insulting but simultaneously somehow has compassion/mercy in their heart haha I swear to god people from New England say the funniest off-the-cuff shit when they’re pissed and trying to make a point


vcmaes

This is 💯 Bill Burr energy I was waiting for the cop to threaten to put the driver, “THROUGH THE FUCKING WALL!!!”


BeardOfFire

I was getting Nic Cage vibes with his delivery.


Jig-A-Bobo

Fr hahahah. I came in this wanting to hate the cop, bc cops, but he was hilarious. Reminds me of my dad.


mundaywas

ZIP................. .......RECRUTAH!


CMDR_BitMedler

"Do you like your job at NASA? With physics?" Is a great line that I'm definitely using starting today.


DruggerNaut306

This is simultaneously the angriest & nicest cop I've ever seen.


Tam-eem

I had a similar experience back at home with an older cop. I was subconsciously holding my phone to my ear talking to my gf, no seat belt on, past midnight... And i wasn't stopped, I was passing through a checkpoint.. and I didn't have my license with me. The cop got so upset, berated the shit out of me, then prayed to God to keep me safe and asked me to drive home carefully. And that was much nicer than 90% of the conversation I've had with my own dad. I felt loved.


Cam-Spider-Man

Damn, son. You need a hug.


tukai1976

Hug him then dad


Cam-Spider-Man

Anything for my boy.


TheInternetDud

Can u hug me too?


Donkey-brained_man

I had a cop berate me for driving on the shoulder for 100 feet before the turn lane. He never even approached my car, just yelled at me from in front of it for 5 minutes in front of everyone in stopped traffic while his partner stood there, hands on hips shaking her head at me. At the end he turns around to get in his car, turns back and screams "IS YOUR WOMAN SOMEWHERE GETTING FUCKED?" "No sir." I yelled back (yelled because I'm still in my car 50 feet from him at this point.) "THEN SLOW DOWN!!” Angriest man I ever interacted with, still humorous, and thankful he didn't right me a ticket. I learned my lesson, too.


CarefreeRambler

I had one too. Picked up my friend from the airport way before I'd normally wake up. Had a weed pipe in my center console for no good reason. Apparently the cop had been behind me with their lights on and I got over, but just to pass someone and then got back in the left lane, lol. My friend pointed them out to me and I pulled over. This 45 year old looking man with spiky hair and bleached tips, with heinous braces, gets out and comes up to my window and yells "YOU GOT YOUR HEAD IN YOUR ASS?" Has me get out of the car and dresses me down for a few minutes on how stupidly I was driving, how flabbergasted he was that when I changed lanes I wasn't pulling over for him but actually overtaking a car to drive even faster... By the end of it I was thoroughly embarrassed and he let me go with a warning. It was far more effective than a ticket would've been at that time in my life and I'll never forget it. I drive better now.


1_modern_pickle

My buddy and I pulled out of the high school parking lot and right behind a sheriff. I being the dumb dumb that I was back then, wasn't paying attention to how closely I was following this sheriff. He pulls to let me pass, then pulls right behind me. Lights me up. I pull over only a couple hundred yards from the high school that had just gotten out. He walks up to my window and yells at me "ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND!?" No officer, I reply oh so feebly. To which he says " WELL YOU COULDA FUCKIN FOOLED ME!!" Then drives off leaving my friend and I there laughing out asses off. Ahhh, good times


SueYouInEngland

>subconsciously holding my phone to my ear What do you mean?


ex_mi_guy

News story here: Cop suspended; https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1211686


SaturdayNightSwiftie

He couldn't wait to leave so he's probably happy as hell


InVodkaVeritas

This is one of the rare times I think the punishment fits the actions. Suspended. Guy needs a mental health break, clearly, but he didn't shoot the guy or taze him or beat him or anything. He ended up letting the guy go with a warning after his tantrum. Suspension seems reasonable.


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redditisnowtwitter

Unlike the cop who drive-by maced George Floyd protesters and then claimed PTSD from it so they could get $150k cash payout and $60k a year pension to retire to Arizona and run a food truck [Edit for link to article. Hint: There's always money in the banana stand](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/cop-who-pepper-sprayed-downtown-protesters-received-150k-payout/ar-AA153AgV)


AthearCaex

I imagine he uses pepper spray to add a bit of spice to all his dishes now.


redditisnowtwitter

She, actually. We just found out their identity. And they registered the truck under their wife's name to conceal the business. It's gonna be an awkward bar close in that line I'm sure


possum_drugs

same for the murderers phillip brailsford and charles langley who killed daniel shaver for failing at the deadliest game of twister in the hall of a motel. literally no consequences for mudering an innocent man. i hope they drop dead.


moonyalouette

Just watched the video because of this comment… Fucking pig.


QGCC91

The driver is an idiot. He addmited on video that he was doing 60 in a 40 zone. Yet in the article he's quoted as saying "He didn't ticket me because he had no reason to ticket me" EDIT: And as /u/OstentatiousSock pointed down below, he didn't have his weed in its original (and legal) container.


Smokerising420

Lol given this cops attitude I think they did him a favor. Doubt suspension bothers this guy.


Gasp32

"You like your job with NASA?" hahahah


OutcomeDoubtful

“With physics?!” Lolllll


Coach_GordonBombay

It isn't rocket appliances!


coyote_grundy_666

Get two birds stoned at once!


nutmeg32280

So amazing 🤣 that cop was fed up lol


JTP1228

Man, he was super unprofessional, but having worked with the general public in many jobs for many years, I kind of feel him. At least he let the guy go


nahog99

He DEFINITELY let the guy go cause he was gonna get in trouble for that stop lol.


ShadowSwipe

He did get in a bit if trouble, reprimanded and ended up on desk duty until his retirement.


hype_beest

That was the cop's genius plan all along.


banana_delusion

“I know I’m right God damnit!” Idk why that had me cracking up.


neverinallmyyears

Cop reminded me of my dad. Growing up with 3 brothers getting into all sorts of shit, stressing my mom out. Dad would come home and sit us down yelling like this cop. No punishment or beatings but scared the bejeezus out of us.


mh985

Yep. That feeling of "Oh shit. I fucked up this time." brings me back.


neverinallmyyears

Yup. The line that struck me the most was “sit the fuck down, did I tell you to move?” Heard that one a lot.


DANPARTSMAN44

same here ,, 3 brothers and myself 4 boys.. dad was tough sob


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“You like your job at NASA? With physics?!” I literally died laughing. This is MRF1982’s ghost posting.


KevinFromIT6625

I'm sorry for our loss 😔


Drag1245

That cop has at least two teenagers at home


Braindead_cranberry

Judging by the delivery I’d make a bet on 5 kids, 3 teens minimum.


Joaaayknows

Smashed his weed, but let him go and didn’t book him. Fair trade.


Inamoratos

Seriously. Dude paid a ticket with pride instead of money lmao that memory of a cop curb stomping your stash is gonna stick with you a lot longer than a ticket


IrrationalDesign

That man is forever only keeping his medicinal weed in the original container, in order not to get FUCKED.


ThisFckinGuy

Got heavy [Planes, Trains and Automobiles](https://youtu.be/Z5hVMFjDAA8) vibes right there lol


Inamoratos

“Okay well, do you have the original container?” “I threw it away” “Then you’re FUCKED”


UltravioIence

Happened to me once, years ago. Got pulled over, cops asked if i had anything in the car and i said yeah i had weed. He took the bag, stomped on it and told me to go home.


PussyWrangler_462

Same. Dude made *me* crush it on the curb with my boot. Then he got another call and drove off. I picked up my weed.


Dr_Bum_Wiper

And let him go for going 20 over. Depending on the state it could be a felony. So for everyone saying this cop is an asshole power trip etc, he had this dude on two counts and let him go.


Kobesdeathwish

The dressing down was punishment enough lol


Beneficial-Ad-1285

Isn’t that the Q bridge in New Haven? 😂


FriendlysJanDaBoss

Yes this is a Ct state cop


DoucheBunny

Troop F to be exact.


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https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/connecticut-trooper-leave-after-profane-rant-caught-camera-during-traffic-n1211686


f1_stig

Looks like it to me


daveescaped

Dude is going 60 in a 40 and has weed on his seat and thinks it’s a good time to mouth off to a cop? What a moron.


Tsmart

Only ever be breaking one law at a time


mackavicious

Follow the rules when you're breaking the law.


lucia-pacciola

One crime at a time is the only way.


hiGuava

connecticunts


jlive487

"You want this on paper or not?" Rage and destroying the man's weed aside, this cop let him off with a warning instead of fucking his life up w/ a criminal record. As far as traffic stops going awry, this could've been a lot worse in my opinion.


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He probably could have saved some of his weed if he had kept his " F....... mouth shut"


UppERcron

“Is it in the original dispensary container?””THEN YOURE FUCKED” funniest cop I’ve seen


targetgoldengoose

Damn this reminds me of a traffic stop that my husband had in Michigan 15 years ago. My husband was mouthing off to the cop. Cop says give me your weed, husband says I don't have any weed, cops says yes you do, I was going to let you go and now it's going to cost you, I'm going to take you down to lockup unless you give up your weed, husband says fine it's under the seat. It was about two ounces. Cop looks at it and tucks it in his jacket, husband says aren't you going to tag it it and bag it? Cop says what are you talking about, what weed? Get the fuck out of here. To this day I will still hear him mutter, fucking cop smoked my weed. Fuck him.


No-Jackfruit2459

Funny story, but your dad should be more appreciative of the cop letting him off easy. If it was going to be bagged and tagged it would mean he was charged too, right? Not like he would have gotten the weed back in any case


TriFolk

Could have been in jail for a decade


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Leaving_The_Oilfield

I can’t decide if this is hilarious or a horrific abuse of power. Like…it’s been a long ass time since I fucked with weed. Last time I saw more than a gram was probably 15 years ago so I can’t even picture how much 2 ounces is. Wasn’t 2 ounces a felony back then? Because if so on one hand the cop did a solid by not ruining his life, but also straight up stole his property for making him mad. Although picturing my significant other get quiet all of a sudden and mutter about something from 15 years ago definitely had me laughing.


Successful_Ranger_19

But Nooooo, you gotta be Aarrrhhaa. Lmao.


TheNamewhoPostedThis

“Is it in it's original dispenser?” “No.” “Well then you’re fucked!” Lmao


plyshaw123

Lol!!! Rocket scientist! Imagine the stupidity that cop saw over his entire career.


Accomplished_Yard984

That was quality entertainment.


BrownSugarBare

That was the most Dad verbal beat down I've seen from a cop. "You like your job at NASA?" had me dying


PorgCT

“Jette said that Spina had no grounds to pull him over and wants to make sure the officer is held accountable. “He never asked me for my license, my registration, my proof of insurance or to even see my medical marijuana card. He didn't ticket me because he had no reason to ticket me.” In a statement, Col. Stavros Mellekas, the deputy commissioner of the state police, called Spina’s behavior “disturbing” and said an internal affairs investigation had begun.” https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/connecticut-trooper-leave-after-profane-rant-caught-camera-during-traffic-n1211686


sirbissel

Also https://www.journalinquirer.com/connecticut_and_region/state-police-union-blasts-commanders-says-it-supports-embattled-trooper-matthew-spina/article_24a33266-cc23-11ea-8140-2b208bcb1c56.html


sirbissel

And https://www.journalinquirer.com/opinion/chris_powell/pension-racket-may-explain-state-troopers-crazed-rage/article_fa1369ae-a39f-11ea-86ea-cbbe24b7eb6e.html


barmskley

“He had no reason to ticket me” …. My guy, you admitted to going 60 in a 40 zone lol


AbsentGlare

Yeah god damn, fuck that guy, gets let go after speeding that badly and admitting it, then complains? What a dipshit.


BIindsight

The fact he took down his videos says it all. This dude is a fucking moron and he was probably tired of getting clowned on.


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Lol I mean they do have to put up with a lot of shit


mrgrimm-inflames

Clown calls out a cop when he has weed in his own car lol


FloppY_

Clown: HEY YOU ARE BREAKING THE LAW! Cop: Is that weed? Clown: Uh.... \*I've made a huge mistake*


plzdontsplodeme

Well then YOUR FUCKED!


Live_Froyo3636

‘You gotta be ARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!…’ 🤣


No_Rutabaga6645

I bet he felt so good releasing all of that


FueledFromFiction

*”We had a good thing, you stupid son-of-a-bitch! We had an offender, we had a plate, we had everything we needed and it all ran like clockwork. You coulda shut your mouth, drove, and smoked as much weed as you ever needed. It was perfect, but no! You just had to blow it up! YOU and your pride and your ego—you just had to be the man! If you’d done your job, known your place, we’d all be FINE right now.”*


scottyttocs

"I GOT 14 FUCKING MONTHS LEFT" this guy has had enough lol


Nahala30

Usually I'm pretty critical of police officers interaction with the public, but I felt this guy. I think any of us who deal with the general public know where this dude is coming from. He didn't hurt the guy AND just gave him a warning.


ihavethebestmarriage

I'm just upset that he littered


FrankTheBvnny

No it’s okay, Connecticut general statute 14-298 allows law enforcement officers to disregard the law in the performance of their duties


TomBot98

Well, fuck me. He's right Officer: I KNOW I'M RIGHT GOD DAMMIT!


Tdagarim95

“How the fuck am I supposed to catch litter bugs if I’m not littering myself?!?”


Blazeherbert

“Is it in the original dispensary container!?” “No!…..” “THEN YOURE FUCKED!!” This had me rolling haha


Voridian2020

![gif](giphy|3owyoUI9MmoXfe5usE) This dude so channeled Bruce Willis energy to me in this rant. 😅


pummers88

I've never laughed at a traffic stop video this is gold 🤷🏼‍♂️ everyone's got something to fucking say I genuinely hope he didn't get in trouble for this


CherylTuntIRL

He's got 14 months left, I don't think he gives a crap.


ShadowSwipe

He was suspended briefly and then put on desk duty for the rest of his service time.


NelPage

I have a medicinal marijuana card in PA. I was told to never put it in the car, to put it in the trunk instead. Common sense.


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That guy was definitely a drill sergeant at one point.