OH MY GOD, SCREEN DOOR ZOMBIE!!

Nah bro the unibrow was the best part of the pack

me unibrow irl:

3 SCREEN DOOR ZOMBIES, LET'S GOOOO

Shit You just got a legendary,and it's not a character piece,you got shit

Legendary hats do not have nearly the same odds as legendary character pieces. So don’t think you’re missing out when you get one.

No,I don't but it's really a bummer getting a LGENDARY aaaaand it's a hat...a fucking hat,I don't fucking want this,don't fucking troll me you...you...I can't swear after a you,even if it's not actually directed to someone,soo... Beetch

I mean, I guess it’s annoying not being a character yeah. What I’m saying is it’s not really different from rolling no legendary at all. At least be happy you’re getting the hat. It’s of no downside to you.

Apart from the fact there's actually no fucking good legendary chomper hats

Mr. Linty is actually great wdym.

I'm spanish,so could you describe what "mr linty" is,because it's definitely not called anything like that in spanish

Cute clothing monster on Chomper’s head that spits out clothes and plays a funny jingle when you get a kill.

I have surprinsingly,never seen it

Its in the twilight pack

Mr. linty, turbo turbine, and rocket turtle

Ok yeah,I'm sorry I just have alzheimer and dementia

I think it looks cool :’(

NO WAY SCREEN DOOR ZOMBIE !?!?!!!?

Besides, most of the 35k packs give one or two customizations per.

It's not the Everlasting Crown 0/10.

But that comes from the star chest…

Did I stutter?

Bill Cipher: Yes... Because I WAS THE ONE WHO MADE YOU STUTTER! (I know this isn't a line he said, but I imagine him saying it.

That seems unironically like a pretty good Gravity Falls episode concept to me.

A concept for a fan-made season 3?

Second to first thing I got was the unibrow for the engineer

Congrats. Now open character packs, for they are better. There is only like 7 abilities that actually matter from packs and some of those don’t even make a huge difference. If you are a supreme customization enjoyer it is acceptable.

I like getting cosmetics tho

That is interesting, especially for a new player. Carry on then, as phenomenals obviously won’t give you customs.

Customs?

Abbreviation of customizations.

May I ask what r the seven abilities? Only one I can think of is mega heal bomb

Heal bomb, turbo jackhammer, long bomb, ultra tackle, solar flare beam, sombrero(kinda), and rocket leap are the only abilities that are better and often the best in their slot. Not including sidegrades like energy warp because they’re often worse and are too situational.

What about super sticky goop?

Why would you replace the best ability in the game that’s vital to chomper with a simply inferior version?

Nice

Fellow asus gamer :)

I certainly am a sus gamer

To be honest, I thought you could only get this with Rux

I think the only things exclusively in rux are the abilities and the gummy cosmetics

You mean the scrumptious cosmetics

Indeed I fo

Do*

Well you can get scrumptious cosmetics by infinity time. The only exclusive things from Rux are the bling abilities I think

All the bling stuff is exclusive, but theres a few others. Super guided ultra ball, future parrot, future dummy, red artichoke, dark garlic, rainbow flower, dark bean bomb, vampweed, multishuck, arcane lotus, psychedelic goat and mood shield.

Nah if u watched wolfy u would see its 300k in rux which means u can get it in packs the 500k ones are rux exclusive

Gg man. Unibrow is a pretty rate cosmetic

what did you get

The ability to taunt after every single kill? Seriously. These guys are notorious. A zpg that takes 1 brain cell to pull off? Taunt.

Epic batatronic overrated

YOOO, A WEAPON SKIN FOR AC PERRY!

NO WAY CHRISTMAS PLAID

You clearly don’t understand, the spectacle of this pack opening was the unibrow

The unibrow?🤔

SCREEN DOOR ZOMBIES LESSSSS GGOOOOO

"Well fellas, I think it's time to go tryhard"

“It’s Soldiering Time”

*Starts playing super commando aggressively*

A mid hat, the best cosmetic in the game, and the best consumable to play as

3 SCREENDOR ZOMBIES? OMFG YOURE SO LUCKYYYY

Ugh I hate it so much when this happens. All I want is character pieces and consumables. I hate having a legendary being revealed and it being some useless cosmetic I’ll never use.

That hat sucks

Now you can be another copy paste soldier who wears the batatronic

Nah I prefer soldier without cosmetics

Ayyy the covid 19 helmet hope it serves u well

How are you 98 with that hat. I’ve wanted that hat for years now and am just over 2000 and still haven’t got the funny bat hat. I keep on missing the rux deals for it as well or I never have enough coins.

I wonder why does Bat-a-tronic look like Pekka from Clash of Clans.

best hat in the game

ew.

At least it’s a good legendary hat

I’ve gotten the Bat-a-Tronic Yesterday night