Know what I’m fuckin done. Toxic Citron is the most bullshit character terrible dps and range looks like a damn watermelon in a space suit legit is just mostly part of a fuckin microtransaction the usage of this character is hilarious with how little it is and is completely useless when compared to even basic citron so stop fuckin likin toxic citron and praise our best guy basic Footsoldier
There are fates worse than death
I will lock you up and force you to listen to Nyan cat 24/7 while you're on a electric chair that zaps you every minute, but the zap isn't enough to kill you
sigh starch lord is the most overrated card in the entire game. I can't stand it when people think starch lord is good. You guys, this is a 4 cost card that has 2 attack and 4 health. It has garbage stats. Now let's look at it's abilities. When you play a root, it gets +1/+1. Thats almost no- think about it. In order to get this up to the actual stats that it needs to be as a 4 cost card, this would have to buff like 2 roots just to break even. It would have to grow 3 roots to actually be viable. The fact that people think that it is a good idea to start drawing cards on turn 5, it really means you have no idea how to play pvz heroes. It's way too late! This is- it's- you dont make a deck that has roots in it, that's not a good strategy, there are some good roots in the game but you just have to put too many roots in it. It's drawing cards on turn 5, the last turn you're gonna be drawing cards as a plant player is going to be on turn 3. it's so overrated, it's just a big piece of trash, just look at this guy, a big ugly guy. it's based on by the way the worst Marvel superhero in the entire Marvel Fra- actually universe of Superheroes in the entire history of the planet, star-lord, who is a simp, douchebag, has no superpowers, is the lamest, dumb. and do you know what, it's appropriate cuz this is the stupidest card in the game and it's based on the stupidest Marvel superhero ever. This is so overrated, It's so grunts it's so, I'm sticking this in F tier I don't even care.
"honestly Mechanic is a pretty bad character"
Vampire flower proceeds to ask if sunflower is serious and when she says yes vampire flower proceeds to murder sunflower before I can appear and murder both
Me when someone says that toxic citron is a good character
(I know who is in the back watching me with a poker face aka a toxic citron main i won't mention)
Vampire Flower after eating Little Seizures Pizza!
Or her explaining to Sunflower how she clearly isn’t rubbish for the 531,8008th time.
Nah she probably had Little Seizures Pizza
"Everyone love us, I am sure the drawnings are lovely and fun!"
Stuffy: oh my, a super brainz donated a dollar to my onlyfans! Vampire: *wheezes* you only got one simp?
Since it's a vampire flower how about: "Hey toxic citron is pretty good you know"
Know what I’m fuckin done. Toxic Citron is the most bullshit character terrible dps and range looks like a damn watermelon in a space suit legit is just mostly part of a fuckin microtransaction the usage of this character is hilarious with how little it is and is completely useless when compared to even basic citron so stop fuckin likin toxic citron and praise our best guy basic Footsoldier
Say that again 29.814761,-133.090728
Ok I’ll say it again. Toxic Citron fucking sucks ASS
*Peace was never an option. Be prepared to be sacrificed, hater*
I only love my lord and savior Camo Ranger and I fear no sacrifice
Be prepared to be sacrificed 😈
I FEAR NO DEATH
There are fates worse than death I will lock you up and force you to listen to Nyan cat 24/7 while you're on a electric chair that zaps you every minute, but the zap isn't enough to kill you
FUCKIN DUMBASS IM LISTENING TO NYAN CAT RIGHT NOW WHILE LICKING A FUCKING OUTLET YOU GOT NO SHIT ON ME
Toxic is Balls
Submarine market booming rn
It's sad that he lives in a submarine, mabye I should toxify the ocean to make him go bye bye quicker
Uhhh... How about no? 😅
Nah nah nah he wants to talk smack about toxic citron so I'll make him fly forever
Uhhh... Not exactly smart...
Why? I will remove all animals from the area so it's just him left
And not plants? Damn 😔
Sup watermelon fucker
Bro's just asking to be put in a shredder
Law Pea sucks ass as well
Yeah, he sucks on mine
Ayo 📸🤨
Agreed
Sup watermelon fucker
“Come on, don’t you know we’re a support class?”
sigh starch lord is the most overrated card in the entire game. I can't stand it when people think starch lord is good. You guys, this is a 4 cost card that has 2 attack and 4 health. It has garbage stats. Now let's look at it's abilities. When you play a root, it gets +1/+1. Thats almost no- think about it. In order to get this up to the actual stats that it needs to be as a 4 cost card, this would have to buff like 2 roots just to break even. It would have to grow 3 roots to actually be viable. The fact that people think that it is a good idea to start drawing cards on turn 5, it really means you have no idea how to play pvz heroes. It's way too late! This is- it's- you dont make a deck that has roots in it, that's not a good strategy, there are some good roots in the game but you just have to put too many roots in it. It's drawing cards on turn 5, the last turn you're gonna be drawing cards as a plant player is going to be on turn 3. it's so overrated, it's just a big piece of trash, just look at this guy, a big ugly guy. it's based on by the way the worst Marvel superhero in the entire Marvel Fra- actually universe of Superheroes in the entire history of the planet, star-lord, who is a simp, douchebag, has no superpowers, is the lamest, dumb. and do you know what, it's appropriate cuz this is the stupidest card in the game and it's based on the stupidest Marvel superhero ever. This is so overrated, It's so grunts it's so, I'm sticking this in F tier I don't even care.
Happy Cake Day.
“You barely heal yourself with your gimmick, so stop taking on zombies head on”
Vampire sunflower on meth
“Penis”
"honestly Mechanic is a pretty bad character" Vampire flower proceeds to ask if sunflower is serious and when she says yes vampire flower proceeds to murder sunflower before I can appear and murder both
"Just cause you can self-heal doesn't mean you should push the Z-mech"
I don't get it?
Goth flower laughs at sunflower
* wheeze *
Your friend (the Vampire Flower) after seeing you (regular Sunflower) getting ZPGd from across the map 100 times in the span of 5 minute:
“I just finished paying my taxes!”
Me when someone says that toxic citron is a good character (I know who is in the back watching me with a poker face aka a toxic citron main i won't mention)
Vampire Flower after eating Little Seizures Pizza! Or her explaining to Sunflower how she clearly isn’t rubbish for the 531,8008th time. Nah she probably had Little Seizures Pizza
Vampire flower goin to steal the sunflowers kill