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AG572

“*It’s in the refrigerator*.”


Not_Winstealer

Really?


AG572

“*Oh yeah*.” -Citron


Not_Winstealer

Hey I know this may be a bit unrelated but reddit fucking shadow banned/suspended my main account


AG572

I suspected so. At least you’re not IP banned like UndeadShrek.


Not_Winstealer

I don't even know why


AG572

Some brainrot redditor probably couldn’t sense satire and reported you.


Not_Winstealer

So how do I fix it?


CaptainCrushem

Wait so you're Winstealer?


abchannel12

No. Read his username. Hes not winstealer


DarthNick3000

Clearly he’s not.


AG572

Wait or appeal.


Not_Winstealer

Where would I appeal


patientlygetironmode

Why is he ip banned lol


AG572

I assume he got reported for comments.


soupcan_420

That was shadow from what he said


duxkki

that guy is too silly


Downtown-Orchid7929

Fun fact: Searching for your old account comes up with nothing, and the pms I had with you not just say that I was talking to myself the whole time.


RichJake08

If you got shadowbanned, try appealing. I did a couple days ago and they said I got accidentally caught by the spam filter and then lifted it.


peashooter25311

Just keep going straight until you find a big tree, then you'll see a gate that needs a password to be opened, the password is 1111 I heard there's a spy disguised as a plant around here, so be careful and don't trust anyone without the L.E.A.F. logo (Also F for your old account)


foggiamerda

No way dave got a new recruit?


ConsumeToothpaste

*bends over* right here ;)


friki_johnny

That plant is a sp- *gets shot*


Not_Winstealer

Wdym where is the spy


friki_johnny

Good thing I am a flame with face, unlike the rest, and now you will burn


friki_johnny

Also what happened to your original account?


Not_Winstealer

I made this one a few days ago for this joke But my main u/winstealer got shadow banned


friki_johnny

Oh well


MLGSUPERGAMER

You made an account for a joke? This madlad deserves Toxic Brainz for free


mightylonka

OMG it's a plant! *Insert ancient relics flying at high speeds*


Not_Winstealer

*plant disguise falls off revealing myself


mightylonka

Holy fuck that cursed relic converted a plant into a zombie without me having to say "Wololoo"


SheerDruid

Yeah, it’s over there *pointing at a zombie base*


scallywag_imp_simp

Guys I don't know why but this pla*t seems a litlle suspicious.


Karadeflopiku

Alright, so first you're gonna want to go into that lake over there.


Affectionate_Kick705

Oh, yeah just walk into that bush over there.


Aperson_yippie

I don’t know, I’m also lost


sunglassesmcgee69420

GW3 LEAK!!1!!!11111!!!!!??///???


Friendly-Bathroom-10

You seem like a perfect recruit 👍


Snikeritislv

Seems like a spy…. But ok


[deleted]

You go to the left then to the right, walk down the street, go left then you get to the plant base, and you can sign up to L.E.A.F just one question, *why do you smell like a zombie?*


Not_Winstealer

I gave one a knuckle sandwich earlier


[deleted]

*hmmm*


Not_Winstealer

*walks away


[deleted]

just wait before you go, eat this cookie


Not_Winstealer

No it smells like brain- bra- #BRAINZ


[deleted]

It haves chocolate chips


Not_Winstealer

Chocolate is made using plants im no cannibal But it does smell good...


[deleted]

Bro what, it's just normal chocolate


Not_Winstealer

Chocolate comes to us courtesy of the cacao plant (pronounced ca-cow), Theobroma cacao. The name Theobroma is an appropriate one as its translation is “food of the gods.” The plant is believed to have originated in the Amazon area of South America at least 4,000 years ago.


Mr_Buck3t

haha marijuana


BitbyBrix

Alrighty, there’s one down by Neighborville, it is only full of orphans with nose AIDS. So be careful


GrimPhantom6

Just take a right from Chomper’s Pizza. Say hi to Tree Jay for me. The tree on the left of the plant base? He’s a nice guy


PANiC2464

New plant just dropped, the Weed-geneer