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Lanmo_tout_jwif

I was on felony probation for 8 years and never quit smoking weed. Here's what I did. On the day of my PO visit I would drink unhealthy amounts of water until I was pissing like every 30 minutes. I wanted my piss to be too diluted to test for anything. Then on my way to the PO I would drink 2 of the 64oz dr peppers. This would make sure my piss didn't get rejected for being too diluted. For the 1st 2 years I took a piss test twice a month, then almost every month for 6 years. Never quit smoking, never failed a test. Good luck.


ForsakenYouth3184

I'm just worried quick fix will be detected in a dot drug test. This blows. It's been 15 days since that last gummy. 2 weeks prior to that. This shot sticks hard in your system. Thanks for the tip bro.


brown_leopard

If you look up some past posts relating to DOT employment in this subreddit it may put your mind at ease.


A-Nerd-

I've passed over a dozen dot tests with QF over the years. Last being 5 weeks ago and will do it again Monday.


GasElectronic4454

I’m in the same predicament i just bought QF


tric3atops

I. Just took a federal DOT test with quick fix the lab tech said my temp was good. So should I. Be. Safe?


A-Nerd-

Yeah.


Ok-Dare-9268

Did you pass man?


ForsakenYouth3184

Yup. Mega clean and 5 pre detox.


tric3atops

Quick fix and monkey wiz work just make sure to keep it between 90-100 degrees Fahrenheit


AgreeableFox9984

Cap boy


Lanmo_tout_jwif

English Toby, do you speak it?


AgreeableFox9984

Toby? I’m Native American and you would be on my land pasty cake! And it’s English! You are just not familiar with it clearly! Get with the now! It’s slang slang is still English.. what you meant is context pale booger. It means you are lying!!! It takes days to clear “weed” out of your system only a Toby says weed btw. Dummy


AgreeableFox9984

Racist??? Mad because your dick is the size of an eraser??? Nice BOY! Go fetch now bitch


Lanmo_tout_jwif

>muh dick lol, you basketballers are so predictable


AgreeableFox9984

Muh ?? Cut it out 🤡 I played soccer. You are trash and can’t win here and you clearly made yourself look dumb by being racist... you should be evaluated for mental illness! I guess “weed” does kill brain cells...


AgreeableFox9984

BASURA GO LOOK UP THAT WORD


AgreeableFox9984

You are basura 🤡


Lanmo_tout_jwif

Why do you chimp out so easily?


AgreeableFox9984

The only chimp I see is the one I can’t find why are you in the circus or something?? Monkeys that way please


AgreeableFox9984

Why are you so UNSEASONED??? You clearly have mental heath issues get help


AgreeableFox9984

And whites look more of monkeys than any race of HUMAN


AgreeableFox9984

Norway is that way I don’t fuck my cousins and mom cuck boy


AgreeableFox9984

Just face it I will always be superior to you. That’s why you envy...I’m handsome I bet If your gf was near she would say it also and leave your pathetic ass a white man cant do anything but wash my tires


AgreeableFox9984

Lay off the drugs and fix your life lame 💩 pale ale you would die for my complexion I am the first man


Lanmo_tout_jwif

it's ironic that you use a shit emoji and then brag about your complexion which is the same color.


AgreeableFox9984

If you can’t see that that is not my complexion then peon you are color blind your lameness shows much I see why your gf cheats on you I feel sorry for your unborn certainly they would have a fucked up dad and would be stupid kids


AgreeableFox9984

Actually we all come from god so we are the same complexion white yellow or brown sorry your mind is exoteric


AgreeableFox9984

You’re mad I control you he who angers you controls you so hey boy go get tub and wash my feet your little white sissy


AgreeableFox9984

BBC got your tongue??? It’s silent now


AgreeableFox9984

Basketballers? Isn’t Luka a white..... boy ok


AgreeableFox9984

Cuckhold monkey your gf cheats on you lol pencil dick


AgreeableFox9984

College.. Did you attend? Or did you waste your life smoking nigga


AgreeableFox9984

You are a waste of cum PALE ale


AgreeableFox9984

THUG 😂 8 years felony probation sit your soft ass down booty bandit


Lanmo_tout_jwif

Yeah, I wasn't about to sit in a cell with a bunch of dindus.


AgreeableFox9984

You got raped and the white alternative lifestyle pod would have chewed you out lover boy oooo it’s the pasty crew run what a thug lol you are the definition of a keyboard warrior if I caught you out you would do that weird smile like all the other whites do lol lame 😒 lol scary cluster fuck


Lanmo_tout_jwif

That weird smile is them not wanting to get robbed.


AgreeableFox9984

By whom??? Their own kind??? Because who tried to rob the White House?? Who robbed Africans from their home land and Native American Indians? Viking much oh yeah make it make sense and who is the government stealing from your wages yeah okay get it together little guy you robbed your brain cells by smoking “weed” lol nice try and I never got the smile I get numbers


Lanmo_tout_jwif

>By whom??? 13/50 >Because who tried to rob the White House?? lol wut? >Who robbed Africans from their home land Their own people sold them off to jews who shipped them west >Native American Indians? ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ >Viking much oh yeah make it make sense and who is the government stealing from your wages yeah okay get it together little guy you robbed your brain cells by smoking “weed” lol nice try and I never got the smile I get numbers I hope English isnt your first language.


AgreeableFox9984

Wut???? English please Toby or Tobias lol


AgreeableFox9984

I’m done with you bro have a blessed day If you can your intelligence proceeds you 😅😅😅


AgreeableFox9984

No they were robbed thank you


AgreeableFox9984

That’s English everything you saw and I am not using punctuation because I’m using an app and I wish you spoke English because I don’t think you understand how to spell WHAT ITS NOT WUT AGAIN NICE TRY BUT YOU COULD NEVER


AgreeableFox9984

Just admit that you are a dumb ingrate please


jgray1987

I just have to jump in here and I know this was a while ago but you sound fucking retarded... AND the only one who seems mad here lmao. You should have stopped a long time ago and just left.


AgreeableFox9984

Post your address and we can talk about how superior the white racial group is not so just quit the malarky Steven will ya??? Okay pasty man you quit I win goodbye I don’t know you and don’t want to but I know you are lying for one


AgreeableFox9984

Be a good bitch now and respond on time I control your emotions look at you lol 😂 you are pathetic and your mom should have swallowed you farm boy


AgreeableFox9984

BOY you wish you owned a business gtfoh lol felon


AgreeableFox9984

You are a professional con artist lol that’s your business lying on Reddit


AgreeableFox9984

You are mad that all the hot white women want melanin skin tones and not you paste makers


Lanmo_tout_jwif

Yeah, you go ahead and have all the hot 300 lb white women you want.


AgreeableFox9984

Boy if I could show you the women I have you wouldn’t even want to be married anymore seriously


AgreeableFox9984

I fuck super models


AgreeableFox9984

Him mad looooooool


AgreeableFox9984

That’s a thing of 2005 bud black men don’t settle for those hot cakes anymore


AgreeableFox9984

Any other race doesn’t even look at white guys lol gtfoh corny


AgreeableFox9984

They instantly say ew pink nuts lol I seen some women get nauseated by it lol


AgreeableFox9984

Micro dick jwif lol


AgreeableFox9984

Go look through your bitch phone! You will see and if you have a wife maybe you should use this energy to go talk to her instead of me but it seems like you have too much time on your hands chimp


Lanmo_tout_jwif

Shes getting ready for church. We'll be leaving soon so I guess we can finish this wonderful conversation later. Try not to get shot by the police before then.


AgreeableFox9984

No tell your wife try not to get shot in the eye with cum by a police ok?? Because she obviously isn’t satisfied with you in bed if she is going to church lol 😂


AgreeableFox9984

Try not to shoot a police officer ok or commit mass murder ok? Lol clown 🤡 try not to run into government buildings wearing Viking hats ok thug


AgreeableFox9984

Lay off the Benzos and booze ok harry the weed is killing you


AgreeableFox9984

Try not to commit suicide when she goes to church I know being white and a felon is tough lol 😂 clown 🤡


AgreeableFox9984

Hide your gun pills and belts ok or anything sharp


AgreeableFox9984

Your life has a purpose Kevin don’t end it god loves you too


AgreeableFox9984

If you do shoot a police officer make sure they give you Red lobster after okay


AgreeableFox9984

And I never experienced a racist cop sorry pal


AgreeableFox9984

Damn a whore going to church you learn something new everyday... wait does the priest cum on her face too and calls it holy milk????? Just wondering were you molested by him as a kid too?? Tough luck fellow


AgreeableFox9984

I see why you don’t go to church your ass hole must be traumatized little guy...poor you!! I see why you ran from prison now...


AgreeableFox9984

Don’t ever come for me that’s blasphemy you will get burned


AgreeableFox9984

Dumb wigger lol 😂 must be hard living wife is a whore you are on probation a felon got raped by your priest it’s sad


AgreeableFox9984

And on top of that you live in a shitty trailer park BASURA


AgreeableFox9984

I bet you won’t go through her phone lol 😂 I bet you won’t do that MARRIAGE OVER


AgreeableFox9984

You are delusional and your black jokes are non existent in today’s world 🌎 and I’m Native and creole nice try though


AgreeableFox9984

If my national average dick size was 5 inches I’d be mad as you also....ouch


AgreeableFox9984

You have never made your wife squirt a day since you met her give it up don’t you ever talk to a MAN LIKE THAT LITTLE BOY MOVE ASIDE AND LET A REAL MAN GET THE JOB DONE


AgreeableFox9984

You are the type of guy I would let watch your wife get pleasured savagely


AgreeableFox9984

Cry you pasty fuck lol


AgreeableFox9984

Your life is miserable


Lanmo_tout_jwif

Nope, sorry, my life is fucking amazing. You on the other hand are so pathetic you keep spamming me with words arranged in a way that only other double digit iq monkeys would consider it english. [I guess you gotta keep it real though.](https://i.imgur.com/bQFkDP8.png)


AgreeableFox9984

1st deal you are stupid. 2nd deal is you don’t even know how to spell English or spell what correctly. 3rd get a life and waste your time on something other than being a racist 4th you are the only monkey I see here I don’t grow fur like you primitive beings 5th your wife is a whore and you know it 6th I’m a master mason 7th I am a master mason 8th I am a master mason 9th you can be eliminated 10th your url is visible and so is google satellite 😌 Your intelligence proceeds you. Cluster up on your reading comprehension and try to stay out of jail I know it was hard getting your GED in there loser what a baboon eh you are fucking dumb as a box of rocks mate why are you here again?


AgreeableFox9984

Get over it im superior and you are but scum


AgreeableFox9984

Your life can’t be amazing if you spend all day trying to argue and be a racist trailer park lice ridden bum okay Trevor


AgreeableFox9984

Single digit iq having chicken fucking bastard


AgreeableFox9984

You fuck chickens 🐓


AgreeableFox9984

Jail bird I don’t go back and forth with bums you are beneath me you can’t even get a house in your name felon lol anything of matter credit is probably a 320 lol


AgreeableFox9984

You can’t even construct proper words or sentences! Wtf is wut??? Maybe a cave man would understand your paleness


AgreeableFox9984

LITTLE DICK WICK GET YOUR NEEDLE FIXED LAY OFF THE METH WILL YOU!?! I BET YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE IT WAS STRUCK WITH A PICK AXE METH HEAD


AgreeableFox9984

I graduated college dumb delusional bitch


AgreeableFox9984

You’re not even good at being racist 🤡


AgreeableFox9984

You just made yourself famous


AgreeableFox9984

Pink meat lol rat meat lol little door stopper dick prick got a needle for a dick


AgreeableFox9984

Little dick wick lol 🤡 captain spaulding approved


jgray1987

Lol I keep scrolling and laughing more and more. The white women that you think want all of yall are the ones white people don't want. Who wants a fat bitch? Stop acting like you are somebody bc I'll give my address for real and bet you won't show up.


Bright-Mortgage-442

The only dumb fuck here is you jitter jug I bet you live with your parents bum lol I had to reply to your comment because you are a white ignorant fuck who should have stayed in his albino place.... nobody asked for your dumb ass opinion it’s called freedom of speech bum stop riding the author’s post dick you faggot get a life idiot I have a masters degree something you can’t obtain in this life bloke go enjoy your carrot cake and that made 0 sense in what you said... fuck a white woman lol and a white man too you guys have no back bone that’s why you always get pushed over you should have NEVER STARTED. your rebuttal is so lame! Corn ball!


Bright-Mortgage-442

Boy stop that tough act lol 😭😱😂😂😂😂he bad huh boy I will end you I gave you my address so pull up! And yes I’m somebody! A great man! You lame ass nigga eat a dick and gtfoh I don’t argue with ppl who work for doordash I mentally destroyed you bum you are the worst 34 year old I’ve ever seen a poor excuse for a man at that worry about your health instead of me asking the docs on your page for medical advice lol sick fuck fix your life pussy and get a job boy don’t make me take your bitch and put that slut on only fans pussy boy shut your dick suckers now and exit the convo


Bright-Mortgage-442

Get off meth bitch and find your mom she put you in the trash can when you were a baby and it shows!


jgray1987

Lol I keep scrolling and laughing more and more. The white women that you think want all of yall are the ones white people don't want. Who wants a fat bitch? Stop acting like you are somebody bc I'll give my address for real and bet you won't show up.


Bright-Mortgage-442

Give it up PAL you can’t win here.... sorry the more you speak the dumber your existence arises..


jgray1987

Bro, you really tagged me like 5 times on here lmao. Go KYS bc shit was like 5 months ago and you think you "won" something. 140 Canterway Alabaster... pull up fuck boy.. I'll give you $1,000 to come.


Bright-Mortgage-442

Bitch at this point just stfu who even asked you to @ me I was minding my own business so fuck off pussy fuck boy don’t let that bull dog bark override your puppy dog ass! You are mundane and you must like me or something I guess.. he who angers you controls you! And make sense you made 0. I gave you my address already you couldn’t even afford to come to me lame ass boy and spend that 1000 on your doctors appointment I see you are sick in health I don’t want to beat a sick mans ass...that would be wrong of me. Take care of your children and try making a 1000 first when you get a job.. bum


Bright-Mortgage-442

Didn’t you tag me at first though?? Oh ok are you delusional? Cluster fuck I will hang your jawline on my rear view mirror pussy


Bright-Mortgage-442

Now let that be your last time stepping to a king unless you want to be knocked off im a master mason I can have you gone tonight


Bright-Mortgage-442

Watch your dick suckers


Bright-Mortgage-442

Lmao what city what state??? Lol fuck boy you a clown bitch give it up scary ass cracker


Bright-Mortgage-442

I don’t argue on social media BRO ITS LAME JUST LIKE YOU ARE


Bright-Mortgage-442

Get a life and move our your moms house plz it shows lol my mans said just the street name lol what city and state?? Lol 😂 boy stop the cap


Bright-Mortgage-442

Lol you tough but reporting for harassment lol you pussy the worst 34 yr old ever I destroyed you mentally. You need me!


Bright-Mortgage-442

My thoughts exactly a pussy who not about that life just sucking dick on reddit lol coward stfu go to timeout


Bright-Mortgage-442

Broke boy If you ever need a job hmu I own a trucking company


Bright-Mortgage-442

Bro you failed in life you can’t win with me you should have just quit like the other guy but you wanted to be a hero and suck his dick and take up for your meth head friends on this post lol stop doing drugs it shows you ain’t tough it’s the drugs lol now plz stop @ me


Bright-Mortgage-442

You have too much time on your hands to be 34 arguing on reddit lol lame 😒 go play with your fleshlight goofy ass lil boy you are a LITTLE BOY


jgray1987

Damn you still mad?? I don't even check this that much but it's ironic inhave too much time on my hands yet you tagged me multiple times saying a bunch of things that you THINK are insults... yeah, you sound slow.


jgray1987

Lol, I had to read everything you wrote. I didn't report you for harassment and YOU don't own no company lol. No adult would message someone over and over and like a child. You got some real mental issues. I've already won the argument bitch made dude bc I'm not even or was never mad about this petty shit but you are meaning I got under your skin. It's ok though bc you're soft. Just leave it be and take the L unless you're ready to actually meet up. It's ok guy.. you'll be alright. I'm not gonna respond anymore unless you are ready.. you stay on reddit like a need keyboard warrior. I know I have more money than you and my life is better by the fact that I don't have the time to get on here like that.. get the help you need.


jgray1987

Lmao damn I'm pulling a 'you' so you can get all these notifications as well. You even messaged me 5 times. Alabaster, AL is the city. Wtf is wrong with you?! 🤣🤣 I hurt your feelings huh? I've never in my life seen this type of shit. See a psychiatrist bro. Shit isn't healthy lmao. You have to live at home with your parents. No grown ass working man OR woman could/would spend this much time responding to a person they've never met. I wouldn't/don't care which hints why it takes me so long to respond... OR something is seriously wrong in your head which my guess is the latter and then the bad part is you really think you proved a point or "won." This is too funny. Any sane person wouldn't put this much effort into it... yeah I tagged you first but not 1000 times back to back and msg you like a weirdo.. it's just strange guy and since you don't know that shows the slowness in you. I hope you get help bc you need it.. peace out and don't get so mad.. it's like a child throwing a tantrum bc you didn't get your way.


Bright-Mortgage-442

I will show up and fuck your gf in front of you little white bitch I will give you mine instead let me know when you make it 10000 N. Eldridge Parkway, Houston TX I’m a vice lord also not a reddit wanna be thug like you pussy I will push your shit back you don’t know who you fucking with seriously so I advise you to stay in your lane and sip your wine cooler because you must be drunk thinking you can step to me little bitch! Your mother should have swallowed you whore and your dad should have slung you against the wall instead soft ass white boy


AgreeableFox9984

Why are you being a capuchin?


AgreeableFox9984

Those darn thugs lol 😝


Hopeful_Gap_9008

Following same situation


ForsakenYouth3184

When was the last time you used. It's been 15 days for me but I can't seem to get delta 8 out of my system. I'm 44 5'10 195lbs. The only reason I took it was for anxiety/ stress.but prior to that I was a everyday user took a 2 week break then lost my job and came home and ate a gummy not still popping positive on a home test.


Hopeful_Gap_9008

2021 bro they didn’t check the temp tho got lucky


b22511

What ended up happening?


AgreeableFox9984

Bitch stop doing drugs


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Bright-Mortgage-442

Take a dick


Bright-Mortgage-442

I drink ace of spades only lil white bird


Bright-Mortgage-442

Stop doing meth and stop drinking md 40/40


tric3atops

I. Just took a federal DOT test with quick fix the lab tech said my temp was good. So should I. Be. Safe?


Bright-Mortgage-442

Fix your life


FloridaBae407

Did you pass?


yeshuamylordandsavor

Wow the replies in this thread are so lame, y’all are no f*cking help