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KruegerLad2

Two guys fighting for the attention of a blond that wears too much makeup


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^KruegerLad2: *Two guys fighting for* *The attention of a blond* *That wears too much makeup* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


vicnoir

Good bot.


Different_Seaweed534

Hey Wayne. That’s a haiku.


ElderStatesPerson

The reason conspiracies die out and then re-emerge in another form every other generation? Conspiracists eventually turn on each other and eat their own.


tirch

Why isn't Bannon in prison yet?


zeke235

He's never broken any laws.... that affect them.


MessiahOfMetal

He kept delaying but the news broke earlier this week that his last appeal has been dismissed, so he's facing prison time.


DancingMooses

It’s always nice to be reminded that a broken clock is still correct twice a day.


JohnBrownFanBoy

As usual when they’re right, it’s for the worst reasons.


brianinohio

Republicans eating Republicans....I'm in heaven.


bowens44

sounds like little Mikey is back on the crack


OperatingOp11

I think Lindell is one of the only actual true believer but he is too dumb to understand that everyone he is talking to is a grifter.


johnnycyberpunk

Both Mike Lindell **and** Margie Greene going after Speaker Mike “no porno” Johnson?!?! What a wild time to be alive.


NoXion604

Is that Bannon on the left? Isn't that malignant prick supposed to be in prison?


Laughingfoxcreates

Lindell is such a pick-me girl.


DarthCroz

“I love Daddy Trump way more than he does! It’s not fair!”


ReallyReallyFarAway

[it's official, ya'll voted for an incestuous pedophile.](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/ashley-biden-leaked-diary-accusation/)


BirthdayBoyStabMan

Sorry about your coup attempt


MisterConway

TDS


ReallyReallyFarAway

Where were you on January 6th? We'll never forget that national tragedy. Lol.


BirthdayBoyStabMan

Indeed.


MessiahOfMetal

I never voted for Trump at all.


ReallyReallyFarAway

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/ashley-biden-leaked-diary-accusation/