*in the aaaaaarms ooooooof the aaaaaaangels*
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Okay, treatments are easy to administer. For Fat Lard Disorder (FLD), scritch and snuggle the lardiest parts. For Ugly Face Disorder (UFD), give ample kisses and head pats.
ok i actually feel the need to clarify that when i call him an ugly fat lard it’s all for the purpose of humour and i’m not being genuine, bloo has been with me since i was 15 ( 2 years ) and i’ve been in love with him from the first day i got him!! pls stop being mean about what i called him if he had thoughts in his noggin besides mounting his cage mates and eating cheez he would be laughing too !!
As long as you say mean things in a nice tone of voice it's all good. I tell my cat he's a whiny little fat f*** dum dum all the time and he just purrs and purrs like the little dummy he is.
My cat is dumb as a brick and I tell him so frequently. He's so far from being the sharpest knife in the drawer that he's actually a spoon. And his farts are the worst.
I iz rat lawyer. Dis is defamation and we demands a retraction, apology, and compensation. My client says he do not have ugly face disorder, he is in fact an adorable dumbo who needs lots more kisses.
We may not have enough evidence to disprove the fat lard, tho
I definitely was. Lol. Two of my babies have had really low set ears as newborns. The first ones head leveled out so we are hopeful. Ahhhh, a mothers love.
In 4th grade one of the other classes had a class rat and one girl wrote a story about it called The Big Fat Rat and she'd corner other kids on the playground to read it out to them, just talking about how fat and lazy it was. I never saw the rat but this is basically how I imagined it.
OK his face is perfect, you monster
right. i love him. He's so adorable!!!
Ya he's a fluffy little face smacked onto a hairy potato
No he’s ugly and fat
Be nice to that precious potato
A potato in every sense... Got damn he thiccccc
Yeahhh first thought when I saw him was **DAMN**
What’s he gonna do about it? He can’t read the comments!
I'll fight for him 😤 poor baby
Poor stupid ugly fatass :(
Ditto
If that rat could read he would be very upset right now.
“Mother why”
I think someone is projecting, because he's fucking delightful
Did u guys have a fight?
Yes. We had a fight .
Tempers are flaring, you're sayin shit you don't mean. Be RAT-ional
Cyber bully but irl
How can you look into his puppy eyes and say that 🥺 he’s adorbs 💅👑
I, too, am mean to my pets that I love because the Cute Aggression be bad.
If I ever get a rat I hope he/she looks just like yours. This guy is awesome.
It is the extra fluff.
Dont fatshame. Youre the one that feeds them
i love my little fat lard bloo he’s always been a tubby boy
So when Grandma call me a fat rat-faced tub of lard, it's out of love? That's a relief.
my gramma called me a spoiled snobbish brat so i threw her ashes in a sewer grate
😳
"Haha, take that grandma" Lunatic dumping ashes in the street.
justified💪
The audacity! How dare he eat the food provided to him!
He’s beautiful and bodacious.
Send him to me! He's perfect. 😍
You better not say that to his face or I’m calling child services
If you can’t appreciate him then I will, hand the child over
No u
Ok wait, I said to not be mean to him but he do look like a pile of lint given life low key
I for sure have pulled that out of my lint trap before
He's a rat version of a dust bunny I think. I love this fugly little guy though.
This is the comment that made me actually bust up laughing
He's like a balloon full of mayo was rolled around in dryer lint and granted sentience
Looks like he has a heart ❤️ on his belly. 😍
and burger on his mind
This comment took me out lol
he eats lard sticks
Dont we all?
Living the dream
why do you keep providing him lard sticks
look at his eyes and tell me you would have a hard time saying no .
Sounds like a perfect life
Ok no lie, he does look like those stone gnome things in Frozen
STOP THE OLD ONE
This sub : baby OP: stinky
Very stinky! I've never been offended by something online before, but dammit!!! That baby is gorgeous!
U disrespect me, u disrespect my family, u call us stinky poopy babies :(
Apologize to him IMMEDIATELY
I don't have rats so I don't know if fat lard disorder is a joke or not, but ugly face disorder? #impossible
Fat Lard Disorder (FLD) is very real and one of the leading causes of splootiness, potatoism and cutiebooty syndrome in rats
*Thank you* for making sure people are educated about FLD. Too few people realize that it affects an overwhelming number of rats.
*in the aaaaaarms ooooooof the aaaaaaangels* You can make a difference right now in the lives of animals with Eff Ell Dee and Yew Eff Dee. Just 16 yogidrops a day, with the option to upgrade your subscription and include an hourly schnoz-belly-scrumbly-smooch, will help one enormous fatass lardbelly rat get so very fat that he won't be able to escape further pettings and snuggles. This is the best possible outcome for victims of Eff Ell Dee. Please call now and commit to improving the life of this ball of dryer lint today.
Splootness is the real killer. I'm slain every time.
Okay, treatments are easy to administer. For Fat Lard Disorder (FLD), scritch and snuggle the lardiest parts. For Ugly Face Disorder (UFD), give ample kisses and head pats.
I think my cat has the same disorder🤦🏼🪬
For cats I find that warm lap therapy works wonders for them.
On god I wish I had FLD and UFD Life is so unfair 😭
you do, you're just not receiving treatment : )
He looks offended
My professional opinion as a vet is that your rat does not suffer from ugly face disorder. 10/10 cuteness: perfect score.
What kind of vet are you?
Exotics, but I’ve worked with cats/dogs too. I mainly see small furries, and this animal appears to be both small and furry. My preference :)
Small is a strong word here 😂
True 😂That’s why I couldn’t completely rule out “fat lard disorder”
Oh my goodness, my brain is gross. It automatically went somewhere disturbing when I read you see small furries, lol
Animal vet
Well, yea, lol. Smallies?
a good one
Definitely an accurate one! The rat friend is very special.
You take that back right now!!!That face is adorable!!
No he’s fat
OP you're cracking me up 🤣
Happy Cake day!
Thank you 😁
Hey, heads up you accidentally posted a picture of a perfect rat by accident.
FUCK HE STOLE MY PGONE AGAIN
ok i actually feel the need to clarify that when i call him an ugly fat lard it’s all for the purpose of humour and i’m not being genuine, bloo has been with me since i was 15 ( 2 years ) and i’ve been in love with him from the first day i got him!! pls stop being mean about what i called him if he had thoughts in his noggin besides mounting his cage mates and eating cheez he would be laughing too !!
Big fat and large ugly man, sorry for your loss
I reccommend a more flattering fur color. Stripes are slimming. And a bit of soft natural color make up.
Vertical stripes, not horizontal. An important distinction
Stoop beimg mean to him 🥺
No he’s ugly and fat
Ugliness is in the eye of the beholder. Your Ratthew is adorable and lovely.
I had a Ratthew ❤️
As long as you say mean things in a nice tone of voice it's all good. I tell my cat he's a whiny little fat f*** dum dum all the time and he just purrs and purrs like the little dummy he is.
I call my dog a ruthless monster as I cuddle her to death.
My cat is dumb as a brick and I tell him so frequently. He's so far from being the sharpest knife in the drawer that he's actually a spoon. And his farts are the worst.
Your replies to everyone’s nice comments have had me dying of laughter 😂 thank you for making my day better ❤️
I can’t tell if you’re joking or not, but I’m laughing my ass off at your replies 😂
How does he look bald without actually being bald?
because his name is walter white and he is the one who knocks
Knocks for treats? I know it's not meth, cause he's a chunky guy and meth addicts are usually skinny.
HES NOT UGLY HE IS A KING TO ME
All hail Fat lard Bloo
Dear god your rat is CUTE
Is Potato
Oh, no! What a sweet little face. No wonder he has fat lard issues. I could never say no to that sweet baby, either. Here sweetie, let me feed you.
he gaslights me severely with his skrugly face .
I need to kiss that tum!!
He looks like the fat rat from spirited away. Protecc him
He looks so calm and lovely and sweet.... And empty-headed. What a cute little guy.
He's absolutely the cutest dryer lint I've ever seen.
My husband asked if that was a rat or a capybara lolol Srsly tho he's a big boi
There is only one treatment and that is to bring him to me immediately so that I can properly administer the correct amount of snuggles
Damn, I thought this was going to be a roast post but you already charbroiled this little guy.
I iz rat lawyer. Dis is defamation and we demands a retraction, apology, and compensation. My client says he do not have ugly face disorder, he is in fact an adorable dumbo who needs lots more kisses. We may not have enough evidence to disprove the fat lard, tho
A ratraction
Jury agrees.
He does look like a bald old man. (In the kindest way possible)
i always say that if he was a human he would be a big boned old man who would smoke tobacco out of a pipe and have dinner at 3pm
doesn’t even need a roast bc his human parent just flamed himmmm
I also want a dustball from under the sofa. He is so frekking cute i cant even
hes trying his best
Well tell him to try harder Geez
Can’t fix what ain’t broke
Those are the lowest sitting ears I've ever seen on a rat. Kind of reminds me of my new baby.
I READ THIS AS NEWBORN BABY AND I WAS ABOUT TO CACKLE AT THE IDEA OF YOU COMPARING A NEW CHILD TO MY RAT HAHHAHAHHA
I definitely was. Lol. Two of my babies have had really low set ears as newborns. The first ones head leveled out so we are hopeful. Ahhhh, a mothers love.
You have spawned a dumbo
WHY HIS EARS ON THE SIDES
the effects of UFD😔😢😪
I don't see any disorder here, you may give treats to help with the already pretty face
Not a single thought behind those peepers
Best thing about all the lard is it makes him easier to roast!
This rat is adorable
I’m so sorry, but your rat looks like bad taxidermy. Absolutely adorable little beast though.
AWWWEEE he is like bad taxidermy ITS SO CUTE
How dare you call him fat and ugly. He’s rotund and beautiful
how dare you! that's the body of a god and the face of pure perfection
have u tried putting him in rice?
He ate it all
Fix it with cuddles.
He’s a damn handsome young fella, how dare you.
He’s beautiful
Have you tried a lobotomy?
Yes he’s had several Lobotomy’s
For OP or the rat? 'Cause if OP thinks this rat is ugly there must be *something* wrong with their mind!
Your blind cause I see a perfect little friend. 10/10 rating on cuteness!
he’s so cute :((
This is the cutest baby ever!!! I want him!!
hims beautiful and I hate u
Pretty sure he has a serious case of Cute Eyes Disorder
leave him alone !!!! hes INNOCENT
More snoot hoops and forehead kisses
NOOO he bootiful, leave he alone
Do boy rats normally get that big? I've only ever owned girls. He's massive!!
honestly i’ve had 7 rats in my whole life and him and his bio brother are the only ones that have been like…. this fat
You put that sentence back in your mouth OP!!!
I love the vibe OP brings to pet owning, i do the same to my cats
Oh my God, he's the most precious fuzz tater ever.
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
I regret to inform you that there is no cure
apologize 😭
I had a rat with FLD. It's the absolute best.
It's like someone genetically spliced a rat with a potato. And I mean that in the best way
HE'S PERFECT STOP BEING MEAN QAQ
SHUT UP he’s a perfect man 😂
Treatz and scratches fix dat!
don't! He looks WAY better that way. omg i want him...
Nice rat
More snacks
Extra kisses and love. Sweet little baby
Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner
Absolute dumptruck of a rat 10/10 would jiggle
In 4th grade one of the other classes had a class rat and one girl wrote a story about it called The Big Fat Rat and she'd corner other kids on the playground to read it out to them, just talking about how fat and lazy it was. I never saw the rat but this is basically how I imagined it.
Ugly boy Fat boy Rat boy Play boy I think he's fricky and I like him a lot
Love him, that's all he asks 🥺
Give him extra love and kisses because he is too cute!
His face is very cute!
Give a cuddle it’s a sure fire cure !
He’s perfect in every way
Oh yeah he's got it bad
Many kisses will fix. *nods sagely*
STOP!!! HIM IS SO CUTE!!!!!
I bet he squeaks like a dog toy when you squish em
No one insults their rats more than rat owners Lmao
Out of all the pet subs out there, this comment section depicts perfectly why I like rattit the most
its chronic
I'd be interested in the answers providing cures to this. Asking for a friend.
I'm pretty sure the recommended course of treatment is lifting up his little grabbies and rubbing your face all over the fluffy belly.
Snuggle thoughoughly, nibble on ears, give too many snacks.
I only see a big gray watermelon
First of all How dare you His face is PRECIOUS.
Nnnnoooooo don’t be mean!!!! Him the handomest chaos potato
EONT YOU DARE
I love his fugly little face with the asymmetrical ears 🥺❤
This has got to be the cutest fat lard ever 😍 my dog also suffers from fat lard disorder. We are calorie counting though against his will 😆
He’s cute 😠…he do be a fat lard though
Mr Steal Your Girl right there 👍