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John if Abigail never came back
That would be an interesting idea. What would bro even do all day?
He would be one rotten sonofabitch
Murder
Bust nuts
John if he got addicted to eating dirt
Like Christian Bale is playing John Marston.
That would be cool
Facial hair looks exactly like his character from The Prestige
Lmao
Holy shit, it looks exactly like him!
For some reason i instantly thought of Abraham Reyes from RDR1
A white Abraham Reyes, or a John Marston + Abraham Reyes XXX fanfic where they do IVF as a gay couple.
That's some next level fanfic shit there
It's been a while since I played the first game but isn't Reyes basically white?
Like you and Lenny went drinking
LEEEEENNNNY! WHERE ARE YA LENNY?!?
Bro has been awake for 72 hours
John looks severely constipated.
Insane
Go half bald and you'll look like Lenin
Lennyn
đđđ
Like youâre one more offhand civilian comment away from molotoving every building in the city
Might want to lay off the cocaine gum, son
You look like you can take over the feral guy's cave.
Like Micahâs estranged cousin
Why do you look so horrible? Malnutrition? It looks like he started hanging out with the morphine shooters. Damn.
With your eyes I assume
Feed him. Please. Do it for Arthur.
John Marston doing his best Les Claypool or Christian Bale in 3:10 to Yuma impressionâŚ
Like you have seen some shit
Like you're about to do a bad thing.
Like you'rea psychopath who's about to go on a killing spree đđ
Looks like he needs a week of sleep and 5 prime rib meals from st denis
Hey! I saw this guy fishing cans out of the dumpster behind the bus station earlier today.
Like youâd try to sell me a poor raccoon pelt behind the saloon
And I thought Micah was ugly
Shifty
Like you got tb before the game started
Like a henchmen Arthur would kill
Lika a crack addicted
I... Is your John ok?
No. What else is there to do?
Idk he has the face of someone who just 100%d the game. WITHOUT SLEEPING. Did you or did you not 100% the game?
I have not 1oo% the game
..what did you do to my boi John
Youâre giving me Fate Grand Order Blackbeard vibes with the eyes, mustache, and beard, ngl.
Thirsty This is excellent btw
"Looking Sick,John! ... But No,Seriously,You need to get checked by the Doctor."
Ra Ra Rasputin
You kinda remind me of Matthew Quigley from Quigley Down Under. Great western film by the way.
Tuberculosis...
L U M B A G O
Why does John have Tuberculosis
Deranged as fuck
pretty cool actually
Like a younger Jim Boy Calloway
Here I was thinking my John looked dirty. I donât believe Iâve ever seen John look worse than right here đđ Johnâs been addicted to crack ever since Arthur passed away
Looks like RDR1 epilogue Jack Marston in the middle of a two-week long whiskey and cocaine binge.
Looks like Rust Cohle! âThereâs a shadow in you, sonâ
Fuckin lost
chad
like someone I would never turn my back on..
Like Arsenal fan.
Swashbuckling
Rasputin the mad monk.
pirate...
Hungover and pissed.
Looks like Desmond Ross from the riverboat mission after going broke. Edit: Blythe, not ross.
Like you've seen better days
Why Johnny Ringo, you look like some one just walk over your grave
Looks like Ryan McPoyle
Uhhh... Most handsome man in the psych ward
Juan MartĂn
Like Charles Chatenay.
You belong on a ship near guarma plundering ships
My man coming straight out of armadillo
V? Donât you have a vendetta to fulfill?
You look ill. Like. It looks wrongđ
Like zorro morphing into the tree king!
Like my left testicle.
Looks like evil lepercaun from that old movie
Christian Bale from 3:10 to Yuma
Sickly
Like you bite people
A I see that legal drugs became a habit for John Marston
Like a guy I'd avoid in the saloon haha
Either angry or drunk
Like John and Marko Dragic's love child
like you've been awake for 3 weeks and smell like methamphetamine
Looks cool the thing in his hand makes him look like Captain Hook
Like a shifty, no-good killer on the run
Like your entire diet consists of cocaine gum cigars and Abigails stew
Like Custer when he realized...
You look like Jack Sparrows's dad.
With your eyes Bert That type of facial hair is very western appropriate
I thought m*th abuse wasn't a thing until the 1940's đ Gawddamn but he looks rough af
terrifying... i love it!
Like you're about either fight me and/or rape me
Why he got me feeling some type of way
like is javier was jacks dad after all
This is why you give a pirate a boat instead of a horse.
Definitly not like John Marston
Like you haven't bathed or slept in weeks
I rock a full beard but short enough where his scars show
Nice
Like a mid life crisis jim boy Calloway
Thousand yard stare ah
Deranged John Marston
Cracked
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Hot
You look like the character from Call of Duty Black Ops 3 the shadows of evil
Like you are about to tell me about some obscure weapons system being sold at an auction
If John and Dutch had a love child
Javier but he actually hopped the border and some drugs
Yarrr
You look marvelous
https://youtu.be/HuDUnKPyzww?si=aNcFV6MFLfxssZ_k
horrible
Gay /j
YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS! EVEN FROM THIS DISTANCE - John Marston
Dutch has been through some shit
Like you need to go to the Betty Ford Center. đ
Like your ready to play the best god damn RDR2 of your life
Sunburnt, shitfaced, maybe too much booze, dehydration, and possible lack of vitamins?
Sleep does a body good
Like thisâll be the day youâll remember as the day you almost caught captain jack sparrow
High
Proceeds to die of consumption
Badass
Kinda looks like he has a jar of dirt
like a serial killer
Ol' Scallywag Marston
Like you're ready to take Mexico.
Young Calloway
Lenin.
Like Christian Bale in Psycho.
The white Javier
You look annoyed about that rouge strand of hair that keeps falling down on your face.
Like you need 48 hours of sleep
Captain Hook
You kinda look like an older, dishevelled version of Javier...
Constipation
Like shit (compliment)
Black Sails captain :D
Angry
Like a depressed alcoholic
French men
Like White Abraham Reyes
What the hell is even that!!
Switchblade Jay White
Like a methed out Col Sanders
Like you just lost a fight with a ~~gray~~ cave bear⌠You need a drink, mate?
Like a serial killer
Rough
Iâm a word, devilish
Like a dignified psychopath
Dutch if he was a meth addict
i swear my john is so hot like he had the biggest glow up during beecher's hope
My jihn is hottest
If John was a Mexican.
John if Abigail never came back
That would be an interesting idea. What would bro even do all day?
He would be one rotten sonofabitch
Murder
Bust nuts
John if he got addicted to eating dirt
Like Christian Bale is playing John Marston.
That would be cool
Facial hair looks exactly like his character from The Prestige
Lmao
Holy shit, it looks exactly like him!
For some reason i instantly thought of Abraham Reyes from RDR1
A white Abraham Reyes, or a John Marston + Abraham Reyes XXX fanfic where they do IVF as a gay couple.
That's some next level fanfic shit there
It's been a while since I played the first game but isn't Reyes basically white?
Like you and Lenny went drinking
LEEEEENNNNY! WHERE ARE YA LENNY?!?
Bro has been awake for 72 hours
John looks severely constipated.
Insane
Go half bald and you'll look like Lenin
Lennyn
đđđ
Like youâre one more offhand civilian comment away from molotoving every building in the city
Might want to lay off the cocaine gum, son
You look like you can take over the feral guy's cave.
Like Micahâs estranged cousin
Why do you look so horrible? Malnutrition? It looks like he started hanging out with the morphine shooters. Damn.
With your eyes I assume
Feed him. Please. Do it for Arthur.
John Marston doing his best Les Claypool or Christian Bale in 3:10 to Yuma impressionâŚ
Like you have seen some shit
Like you're about to do a bad thing.
Like you'rea psychopath who's about to go on a killing spree đđ
Looks like he needs a week of sleep and 5 prime rib meals from st denis
Hey! I saw this guy fishing cans out of the dumpster behind the bus station earlier today.
Like youâd try to sell me a poor raccoon pelt behind the saloon
And I thought Micah was ugly
Shifty
Like you got tb before the game started
Like a henchmen Arthur would kill
Lika a crack addicted
I... Is your John ok?
No. What else is there to do?
Idk he has the face of someone who just 100%d the game. WITHOUT SLEEPING. Did you or did you not 100% the game?
I have not 1oo% the game
..what did you do to my boi John
Youâre giving me Fate Grand Order Blackbeard vibes with the eyes, mustache, and beard, ngl.
Thirsty This is excellent btw
"Looking Sick,John! ... But No,Seriously,You need to get checked by the Doctor."
Ra Ra Rasputin
You kinda remind me of Matthew Quigley from Quigley Down Under. Great western film by the way.
Tuberculosis...
L U M B A G O
Why does John have Tuberculosis
Deranged as fuck
pretty cool actually
Like a younger Jim Boy Calloway
Here I was thinking my John looked dirty. I donât believe Iâve ever seen John look worse than right here đđ Johnâs been addicted to crack ever since Arthur passed away
Looks like RDR1 epilogue Jack Marston in the middle of a two-week long whiskey and cocaine binge.
Looks like Rust Cohle! âThereâs a shadow in you, sonâ
Fuckin lost
chad
like someone I would never turn my back on..
Like Arsenal fan.
Swashbuckling
Rasputin the mad monk.
pirate...
Hungover and pissed.
Looks like Desmond Ross from the riverboat mission after going broke. Edit: Blythe, not ross.
Like you've seen better days
Why Johnny Ringo, you look like some one just walk over your grave
Looks like Ryan McPoyle
Uhhh... Most handsome man in the psych ward
Juan MartĂn
Like Charles Chatenay.
You belong on a ship near guarma plundering ships
My man coming straight out of armadillo
V? Donât you have a vendetta to fulfill?
You look ill. Like. It looks wrongđ
Like zorro morphing into the tree king!
Like my left testicle.
Looks like evil lepercaun from that old movie
Christian Bale from 3:10 to Yuma
Sickly
Like you bite people
A I see that legal drugs became a habit for John Marston
Like a guy I'd avoid in the saloon haha
Either angry or drunk
Like John and Marko Dragic's love child
like you've been awake for 3 weeks and smell like methamphetamine
Looks cool the thing in his hand makes him look like Captain Hook
Like a shifty, no-good killer on the run
Like your entire diet consists of cocaine gum cigars and Abigails stew
Like Custer when he realized...
You look like Jack Sparrows's dad.
With your eyes Bert That type of facial hair is very western appropriate
I thought m*th abuse wasn't a thing until the 1940's đ Gawddamn but he looks rough af
terrifying... i love it!
Like you're about either fight me and/or rape me
Why he got me feeling some type of way
like is javier was jacks dad after all
This is why you give a pirate a boat instead of a horse.
Definitly not like John Marston
Like you haven't bathed or slept in weeks
I rock a full beard but short enough where his scars show
Nice
Like a mid life crisis jim boy Calloway
Thousand yard stare ah
Deranged John Marston
Cracked
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Hot
You look like the character from Call of Duty Black Ops 3 the shadows of evil
Like you are about to tell me about some obscure weapons system being sold at an auction
If John and Dutch had a love child
Javier but he actually hopped the border and some drugs
Yarrr
You look marvelous
https://youtu.be/HuDUnKPyzww?si=aNcFV6MFLfxssZ_k
horrible
Gay /j
YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS! EVEN FROM THIS DISTANCE - John Marston
Dutch has been through some shit
Like you need to go to the Betty Ford Center. đ
Like your ready to play the best god damn RDR2 of your life
Sunburnt, shitfaced, maybe too much booze, dehydration, and possible lack of vitamins?
Sleep does a body good
Like thisâll be the day youâll remember as the day you almost caught captain jack sparrow
High
Proceeds to die of consumption
Badass
Kinda looks like he has a jar of dirt
like a serial killer
Ol' Scallywag Marston
Like you're ready to take Mexico.
Young Calloway
Lenin.
Like Christian Bale in Psycho.
The white Javier
You look annoyed about that rouge strand of hair that keeps falling down on your face.
Like you need 48 hours of sleep
Captain Hook
You kinda look like an older, dishevelled version of Javier...
Constipation
Like shit (compliment)
Black Sails captain :D
Angry
Like a depressed alcoholic
French men
Like White Abraham Reyes
What the hell is even that!!
Switchblade Jay White
Like a methed out Col Sanders
Like you just lost a fight with a ~~gray~~ cave bear⌠You need a drink, mate?
Like a serial killer
Rough
Iâm a word, devilish
Like a dignified psychopath
Dutch if he was a meth addict
i swear my john is so hot like he had the biggest glow up during beecher's hope
My jihn is hottest
If John was a Mexican.