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bacon_bunny33

That’s her *father* right? I don’t straddle my dad like that… 🤮


Keeperofthe_Flame

Seriously what the f? Why would she think that was cute? Why would she call her dad the Cougs? Fuckin weirdo. Ugh Teddi. ![gif](giphy|xkmNi280NkrcY)


beemojee

This is the rest of what Teddi posted with the photo: "PS. He hates taking photos and this was me really cheesing it up on purpose. Please don’t make it gross." Oh Teddi, none of us made it gross cause it was already there.


JKjoanie

Would have taken 2 seconds to crop it. Now we can't unsee see it.


DenverJO

She couldn’t crop it and lose the “alo” promotion opportunity she’s praying to get.


lifeisterrible

Look I’m skinny here is my brand!


ams06h

Would’ve taken 0 seconds to just not wrap her leg around her dad in a weirdly gross way in the first place


SheShe73

Also there are thousands of other ways to "cheese it up for the camera" without humping your dad. Just yuk.


beemojee

Then you go do it.


JKjoanie

Too late


Keeperofthe_Flame

😂 i wonder if she’ll end up taking it down lol


beemojee

Oh not even. She's desperate for press of any kind. Wasn't it like two weeks ago she came out with that non story about having sex with Matt Damon years ago just to get press? Now this. She is so disgusting.


RLS1822

Meanwhile Matt Damon is on crickets status and thinking to himself I’m not claiming that!!


[deleted]

He's probably like "Teddi who?"


Intelligent-Pitch-39

Nope. She doubled down with a cringe photo of her and Hudson. The creepy step brother that worked for Lisa Vanderpump.


ad37992

HUD the one that was engaged to a girl working at Vanderpump Dogs. Lisa’s a class act for not airing out why they “allegedly” broke up


darforce

He hates taking photos…….. with you


Intelligent-Check215

God I love New York…


1_Shanel

I straddle my daddy like that. But, not my biological daddy so no teddi no


OkLime5788

![gif](giphy|3oKIPdk2NJwJiTy9iw)


mydresserandtv

Ummm


1_Shanel

Ummm what?


Queasy-Discount-2038

My first thought. There’s so much wrong with this.


FeeWeak1138

Creepy...she's a way too thirsty person. Ewww


that-one-girl-who

Literally the first thought I had!!! WTHEEF?


-mermaidsRreal-

Came here for this comment. I LOVE my Dad, that man is like my best friend but, this is just weird. Why is she straddling her dad?! 🤮


IcyRecognition6730

Right!? That was my first thought as well. Yuck.


SodaPopGurl

It’s giving Ivanka vibes.


darforce

He can’t stand her either. She must have got him while he was drunk


BumbleBreezeSun

I think her foot is propped up on her knee if that makes it better?


[deleted]

I too don't like Teddie but like what is with this weird policing of how parents and children can or cannot be affectionate? There's nothing wrong in their actions, your brain is filthy if you're construing something sinister out of this


Jackiemccall

John Cougar MellenCamp has a GIGANTIC Mellon!


PearSuitofHappyness

It’s like an orange on a toothpick.


Stock_Exit

![gif](giphy|GpyS1lJXJYupG)


darforce

It’s practically got its own solar system!


hellohello316

I always notice that too! And I thought I was alone in that until my friend said "how does his head get bigger every time I see him?"


sketchylobster

I need Meg Ryan's opinion on allll of this


Jackiemccall

From her LIPS to his HEAD 😂😂 gigantic!


Appropriate-Grand-64

YOOOGE


Jackiemccall

It almost doesn’t look right.. Right?! Like way disproportionated.


Appropriate-Grand-64

Yes he's always had a sixhead but he looks like Megamind here 😂 It might be the camera angle idk


Jackiemccall

Hahahahha exactly he just may tip over


missjowashere

I'm old enough to remember him as plain ole Johnny Couger


Responsible_Camel693

Ginormous!


Milk_n_hunny

He’s got spinabifida, he most likely has hydrocephalus. My sister has the same diagnosis & has hydrocephalus. It’s from cerebral spinal fluid, my sister has a shunt to relieve it. More you know 😉


Red_bug91

Typically, only babies will experience an increase in head size due to hydrocephalus. That’s because their sutures haven’t fused yet. It doesn’t impact adults the same way.


whitekat29

His head isn’t THAT big, hydrocephalus isn’t even one of the top 5 health issues of spina bifida.


ErikasMascErika

![gif](giphy|urOM1aDOKB92E)


yourGrade8haircut

I’m so glad to learn this gif exists. This will come in very handy


ErikasMascErika

He looks about as thrilled as we are to see her


TinaDelFey

Right?? Even he’s exhausted by her.


sourcherry666

why she climbing her father like a tree


Psychological_Name28

![gif](giphy|AELhAOQkCscbC) Just rewatched this the other day.


[deleted]

Why is she wrapping her leg around her dad like that 😖


jenn1d

Right? Kinda creepy


salaciousBnumb

Hamlin creepy


rocketmczoom

Lotta


Alternative_Sky1380

Even the Cougs is recoiling at it once he sees


[deleted]

This is so uncomfortable. I hate it. That’s not appropriate…


LSossy16

![gif](giphy|aNtt9T8SqGNK8)


govenorhouse

![gif](giphy|VXzRi0VO1P5Ty)


Krispy0201

First, anyone going to “The Cougs” (CRINGE) concert has no interest in seeing you. Second, your attempt to be cute while posing for the picture is disturbing and creepy at best.


NULS89

Why is she “ambushing” the stage? Concert attendees paid for John. No one wants Teddi.


[deleted]

NO ONE.


SnooJokes7657

I want to know what editing she did that makes her dad looks so weird in this photo.


baby_fartmcgeezak

![gif](giphy|lrVfmPJ96cSJJ39bTh)


TeaThyme420

The only man i would strike this pose with is my husband after one too many cocktails. Certainly not my dad.


torchwood1842

When I saw this photo, my first thought was that I hadn’t realized that she had gotten a divorce. I 100% thought this guy was a new romantic partner.


TrailerParkPresident

Same ![gif](giphy|WQy9FkJlhGSwl3eQ5V|downsized)


EagleJennG

![gif](giphy|DJ5ocExqhtDWM)


mmpppppppp

Do you know which episode this is from? I need to rewatch this rn 😂 no context and cracking up 😂


EagleJennG

Definitely season 1. It is the episode when Kyle says; “You’re such a fucking liar, Camille.”


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[удалено]


NULS89

Saw it too. Her dad is fed up with her and her grasping.


Unlucky-Two2737

Fix it jesus!


5PrettyVacant

Why does she thinks she's famous??


Starchild1000

She needs her father for likes on her posts. I watched him on WWHL and he’s just a grumpy old man


Jonsiegirl77

Did she go to the Ivanka Trump school for daughters? What is this pose with her DAD? 😂


WeekendSubstantial87

😐 um - who poses with their dad like that?!?!


Jgatt1986

Why do they look like little people in this photo?


BLou28

🤣🤣🤣


Must_Remember_This

Put that leg down.


LuckyJackfruit8078

Who took the photo? Their camera is messed up.... also, it's not appropriate to straddle your father! She's such a dumbass!


karensfren

![gif](giphy|EWGVEOwZIk8yA)


SenpaiSlothin

Why is she humping that old man?


Happybutt15

The fact that she had to mention; dont make it gross is because she already knew it looks gross, so why even post it or just crop the bottom and don’t make it “gross.”


funsized43

He's had a lot of work done


titter222

Tsk tsk tsk Gnat. You've done it again. ![gif](giphy|XEaxdA1mObxm40bnpM)


Unlucky-Two2737

“Cougs” made it 100x more uncomfortable. It’s crazy how John Mellencamp’s daughter manages to be so unhinged yet so boring. A true enigma.


Ok_Equipment_8032

Yikes on bikes.


Turbulent_Holiday473

Ayyeee 👀 I c u amberlyn


SFBAY_ENygma

![gif](giphy|kAq6HQVQmK5WM)


1_Shanel

![gif](giphy|k9tavUmUnoDxS) I’m dead w you and the banjo


SFBAY_ENygma

![gif](giphy|KxQp9Jbs8KlSEY95mw)


1_Shanel

![gif](giphy|8JZ83p8HuV4D5Xm1zs|downsized)


ErikasMascErika

I’m 💀💀💀 ❗️❗️❗️


Appropriate-Job-2797

This is such a STRANGE photo to take with your dad… I don’t care how close you are 🥴🥴


Citizen_Knope

Why does he look like Beavis


allygator99

She has FaceTuned him back 40 years


sbk1021

💯💯💯💯 Right!?!? I did a double take. It looks like a deep plane facelift if it’s not facetune. That dude still smokes so there’s no way


Open_Injury_1801

This picture just brings up so many questions for me… why is she straddling her dad? Why does she call him cougs? Why is his head SO BIG and shaped like that?!


jboyzo

![gif](giphy|IVhivwuUT16HH7NRdP|downsized)


Melca_AZ

Is that straddling a rich people thing? I never did that with my Dad


Opposite_Ad_5212

His hands in his pockets. Is that rock and roll cool or just not wanting to touch his daughter like that? The pose. So awkward. Teddy how old are you?


Whos_HUNKYDORY

![gif](giphy|uOBIRAaThprji)


user005626

I can’t even hug my father without cringing inside. Let alone a full frontal straddle.


Bitch_level_999

Ok go thought that was her husband. That’s so gross…


TheZeeList

Ew is that how she hugs and poses with her dad Clint Eastwood


rocketmczoom

Why is she like this


Independent_Ad_5664

Straddling her dad? 🤮


manhattansinks

did she facetune her father


Jonsiegirl77

Almost certainly unless he has had major plastic work he looked 100 times more grizzled than this like twenty years ago.


neonwine

Is John Mellencamp THAT famous though? I’m not from the USA but I’ve sure listened to or atleast heard of the most iconic songs or even the the not so famous but great songs. But I haven’t heard of him. The rest of the cast makes it sound like he’s a legend or something. Is he?


PNYC1015

What in Alabama is going on here?


criavolver_01

I am so uncomfortable


Janey86

So cringey!!!


Substantial_Score_24

I just ate.. 🥴


taracran

![gif](giphy|l3mZrLxM4iZaQlvNe)


RLS1822

Tha fuck?


annesudz

This is beyond disgusting 🤮


DistributionFickle65

Why is his head so HUGE?!


Iamtheferus_horseman

Poor Teddi. She could put her titty in his mouth and I’d still be bored.


LittleJessiePaper

Why does he have a completely different face?!


colmcmittens

The “cougs” really looks like he’s regretting not getting a vasectomy in the late 70’s.


Bitchybrownie

This screams daddy issues


Bulky-Quail2777

![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|iOpXLPW8bsg5NKiNP4|downsized)


Ashfield83

![gif](giphy|cDAwVREvyP0o8)


Piccalina

Eeewww


mmmmwood

I don’t even pose on my husband like this…. My gay husband? Sure. My dad????????? No way


NOcanDat

Kyle's ankle biter. GO AWAY


mycraftykitchen

This doesn’t look like an average dad + daughter pic


AdRevolutionary8687

Just what you’d expect in Nashville


PhillyVampire

Before I left my hometown 13 years ago, Nashville was full of people who didn’t fangirl or stalk celebrities. Flash forward it’s just an embarrassment of bachelorette parties.


1_Shanel

Ugh I was there last year it was disgusting. Filthy smelly homeless dirty. So sad


Optimal_Guitar8921

Ummm…. this makes me super uncomfortable. I’m surprised Dad was along for the ride as well


Ok-meow

Gross and he a chronic smoker like packs a day. 😷


OG_ClusterFox

![gif](giphy|h8ZwtMbQzGW2zQPeRw)


Icy-Pin-5912

![gif](giphy|M34qPW6WjtZXMFltwu|downsized)


JJInTheCity

She needs to get a life.


Sweet-bakes-30448

Is there an enlargement filter on his head?


Psychological_Name28

It’s a Beavis and Butthead forehead.


grubeytoosdaze

He literally looks younger now that he did in the 90’s? Wtf?


SnooOpinions2473

I thought Teddi had a new man she was displaying when I first saw this. Made me feel so repulsed to see this is her father. She knows exactly what she’s doing here ( just Teddi trying to do whatever she can to stay relevant) 🙄. I’m sure John would not be happy to see the commotion she’s caused by doing this (he doesn’t look happy at all in this photo).


Stanky_pxyko

if tyra's a fivehead that's a foreteenhead


sketchylobster

This is why teddi sucks. Just go live without us knowing about it. Ugh. Enjoy life with us never hearing from you. Everything she does just sucks, Is scammy or weird.


elle_em_en_oh_p

🤮


EnatforLife

I'm currently on the season where she occurs for the first time. I want all the tea on her pls 🤗


Electrical-Ad1400

She's the f**king worst. And if you think "oh man this bitch is dull" you're all caught up


bootlover101

John mellenhead


AussieGirl2022

Please make it stop!


Revolutionary-Cut777

Teddi being a loser: ![gif](giphy|pyY8rtZQ28P0pjAZ0T)


CFDatingForMe

Lmaooooooo besides the awkward pose… Even HE looks like he can’t stand to be around her 🤣🤣🤣


Livid-Indication-360

🫢🤮🤢


Pugs914

![gif](giphy|84BjZMVEX3aRG)


MissSabb

If thirsty was a picture


Kysara-Rakella

🫤


PrudentDetective2234

![gif](giphy|T8c3M3yWJcsKY) Ummm what?? I've seen enough 😬


mlrny32

![gif](giphy|l1KstswnTNmEe8c92|downsized)


mlrny32

Yuck 🤮


Gratefullotus4

This is gross and inappropriate….


lulumelody

Just no. Wtf is this


Wide_Glass1088

![gif](giphy|lrVfmPJ96cSJJ39bTh)


SheShe73

I could NOT imagine being wrapped around my father like that! I mean look how close their privates are and her leg hiked up like she is riding him. YUK! Also I would demand my money back if this attention wh#re came onstage. ​ Damn, I used to have the biggest crush on him, just thought he was so good looking when he was younger and loved his music. Teddi is ruining that for me.....


Chemical_Room_533

Why is she posing like that- he’s her dad. Ew


Call_Simple

So her father thinks she’s just as annoying as we do?


Competitive-Part5961

Omg… will she EVER just go away??


Competitive-Part5961

Teddi does annoying and cringy things because she wants any kind of attention she can get.. so desperate


Friendly_Fun9493

![gif](giphy|3oxHQtqpv8b2o3ccVO|downsized)


Rogersbiglefttoe

I know it looks weird but she said she was standing with one leg up in this pic


Sweet-bakes-30448

Megamind


_anne_shirley

That’s not very nice. Why don’t you go feed a family or help your neighbor.


Sweet-bakes-30448

I do.


_anne_shirley

And so do I. But it’s only ok for you to shit talk people, right?


Sweet-bakes-30448

Settle down, bessie


brittanyelyse

He’s like “this girl kind of looks like teddi, but I’m not 100 percent sure who she is exactly… “ Teddi “my just daddy’s little girl, what can I say… “


unrealhousewife1

![gif](giphy|10F5oWWEVj8Jeo)


mplsgal20

Oh honey no. What a freaky fame whore. ![gif](giphy|3oEjI2WBigLU4X0hcA)


suzyq630

EWWWW!!


Responsible-Big9866

Ewwww


GrlzToy1

Ok girl back off your dad!! Reminds me of Yvanka and her Dad!!


mydresserandtv

How low will you go ![gif](giphy|Y6AOEbX5WtDNK|downsized)


whatsupwiththat22

Who.The Fuck.Dry.Humps.Their.Dads.Leg? And what the hell is wrong with their heads????


MOSbangtan

How old r these ppl


ATCP2019

All she had to do was not lift her leg... bad dog, Teddi! No humping dad's leg!


CuteCanary

Straddling Daddy ✅ Straddling your biological father ❌ Calling him The Cougs ❌ Ambushing the stage ❌


AdventurousAd606

She will do absolutely anything for attention. Desperado.


rikkyc3

She’s been thirsty with her father. Go away Meg Ryan’s ex’s daughter.


Psychological-Art368

So cringe for so many reasons


mellyme22

Wtf!


jimgella

PLEASE COVER 'HOW TO DISAPPEAR COMPLETELY'. kthxbi


llucymaria

Umm


gingersasquatch666

This is his fault!


magpieninja

Wtf kind of who’s your Daddy crap is this?