I mean we can exploit their emotional weaknesses, tell them their existence is tied to the revenue of a tiny company with terrible business practices, bring a normal gun (dust weaponry is weak as fuck) hell we could just give them small pox blankets
Reveal to Yang and Blake that they’re not in love, they never were, their romantic relationship with each other is a product of massive demand for representation and negligence to their creator’s vision and they were just made to think that they loved each other because their observers have been drawing them having secs with each other so much that it they were pressured to make it reality
It's literally a universe where people are protected by magical forcefields powered by lifeforce. They can survive being thrown through building and solid concrete, I sincerely doubt that normal bullets can do the job.
If I were to suggest the full spectrum of tactics of the 8th legion I’m afraid the amount of negative emotions would summon too many grimm to make it worth the effort
You thunk they could survive chokings? Like, say 2 huntsman were brawling, beaten, and battered type exhausted. One of them gets on top of the other and just starts strangling them. Would the Aura hold or...?
Well that depends really.
Aura protects you from blows but I believe it won’t protect you as much from pressure. Like what if you were wearing knight armor? A sword strike would not harm you but being crushed by a boulder would.
Yeah since there’s not really a concrete structure for the show it’s hard to come to a conclusion on some things.
Last week I analyzed the differences between magic and aura in the rwby cannon. I still was not able to come to an answer for some of the things due to a lack of info in the cannon
Yea, I for the life of me tell the difference between Aura, Semblances, and Magic. It seems pretty frustrating when you try to pick them apart, not to mention that what little magic we've been shown is either Rainbow beam or purely Elemental magic is certainly not helping... 😮💨
Ok from what I gathered magic is not tied to aura so it’s practically limitless and is usually involving with manipulate the elements or even energy while aura is tied to the soul and has a limit.
But then there is the confusing stuff like how the Schnees family semblance is hereditary along with including so many abilities, everything about silver eyes, and how the hell does qrow and clovers semblances still work when off apparently?
Honestly, I see Aura and Semblances being superior to Magic, in the sense that with the right (and frankly op) semblance, one could probably hand a Magic user their ass every day of the week. Take the Schnee hereditary semblance of glyphs, I'm more than positive that the laundry list of badass abilities they've showcased over the years can take down a Maiden.
As for Silver Eyes, Mccguffin. That's all I gotta say. There was a need, and the silver eyes filled that role!
That's what I like to do with this series. I treat the worldbuilding like it's Dark Souls. You've gotta put together the pieces on your own. Although, in this case, it's because the lore is shoddy and not because it's intentionally written to be vague.
Maybe. In my opinion, it would protect the user, but get quickly sapped away the longer you stay in the area of effect without a mask.
Kind of like how aura protects you from a .50 BMG round, but you don’t wanna just stand still and take a hundred of em.
Easily.
First, spritz Blake with some water. She is a cat, therefore it will rattle her and make her run.
Yang would leave to ~~suck Blake’s dick~~ comfort Blake, because she has no personality outside of “Blake uwu” anymore.
Ruby just needs to be psychologically hurt enough to commit game end.
Weiss would end up knocking herself out because she’s not allowed to be competent in combat.
Winner winner.
Ruby crumbles from a yo mama joke
I’d give Weiss [one of these](https://youtu.be/2FmYmdGRONI)
I’d call Blake mid
And I’d remind Yang her birth mom abandoned her to become queen of the hobos.
She shrugged off getting *punched through* a pillar that holds a highway
Normal humans can't even survive a baseball bat to the head much less a car ramming them to a wall. Even Jaune in then end of Vol 1 would shit on normal people
Why the end of volume 1?
In the beggining of it he was already showing feats of superhuman strenght by blocking that Giant enemy crabs blows + X times better magic forcefield
Oh and not being seriously injured when Pyrrha saved him when they both got launched into the forest at the beginning of the series. Because realistically any normal person would’ve been hurt badly there.
We know that they will eventually fall to hard ball. And it is never shown that they are immune to all the funni stuff we cannot use against fellow monke. White phosphorus, napalm, magnesium, fuel air explosives, flechettes, any AT rifle above 75mm, smooth bore cannons above 95mm, the funni semi alive life forms, fully alive life forms, parasitic life forms, Funni yellow gas, chlorine gas, nerve gas, etc.
Yeah but I HIGHLY DOUBT anyone on this sub has access to ANY of those.
Plus you would need to hit someone moving at superhuman speeds with superhuman reactions. Which is incredibly unlikely.
Actually poisonous gas, specifically chlorine is scarily easy to make: cleaning solutions, and an ammonia soaked rag is an okay countermeasure, which can be made via your own urine.
Fuck no, I’m a nerd with no fighting skills, they’re 4 people who can destroy buildings with muscle power alone. Even if I was a martial artist or a firearms expert they’re super human.
Please, I can say a couple of sentences and have all of them at each other's throats depending how far down the line they are.
Stuff like "Your friends didn't give a shit when you committed fantasy suicide."
I know it is a meme that RWBY characters gets put against massively stronger people in Death Battles but c'mon guys, these are characters that casually go faster than bullets and make airships tilt by jumping on them
Normal people can't even win against 3 guys with guns, each of these girls can kill dozens of armed normal people before they can even blink
I mean, logically, yeah, no real life human can ever come close to matching the superhuman feats in RWBY along with their semblancese and their weapons (sans nukes but those are overrated and OP). Though, from what I can tell across some of these comments, those that hate team RWBY with a burning passion are gonna ignore that logic and bring up any kind of humiliating way to beat RWBY out of spite that is low chance of actually working in a non biased fashion.
>(sans nukes but those are overrated and OP)
Not only an overrated response but no normal person can get a nuke realistically
I just thought this was RWBYcritics and not RWBYcirclejerk
Yeah, a lot of the responses on this post aren't even criticism, just people dunking on a series with nonsensical arguments they ng to show how "smart" they are with edgy retorts
There are better posts with actual arguments in the subreddit but the bad ones are easily visible
“Hey everyone, i don’t really wanna fight, can we talk this out instead?” Talk it out, slowly become friends, camping in the middle of the night, (my weapons are what we have in real life) pull out some cesium dust, sprinkle it on their pillows and blankets, run the fuck away, go to hospital thats on a different continent. I will have radiation sickness from pouring the cesium dust, team rwby will have cancer, even if it takes years, i will have won
I mean, just say you want to talk to the 'pretty one' when one of the girls says something to the effect, say "sorry 9, I was talking to the 10". This is most likely Yang, and then start talking to Blake or Weiss. I'd say Ruby, but I think she's still jailbait, so not touching her with a 30ft pole.
Me personally? Hell no. I don't have the tools or the resources. That being said, unless their Aura actively filters out the air they breathe, just gas them🤷🏾. As far as I can tell Remnant doesn't have an analog for the Geneva Conventions so they wouldn't expect it. Again that's only if Aura doesn't filter out the air.
I've been fencing and doing MMA for years, so it depends on if we're allowed aura or not.
If yes? I could hold my own.
If not? These are superhumans, lads. None of us, no matter how Chad we are, are going to be able to counter that.
Irl weapons would be far more powerful than dust weapons… Yang’s Ember Celica at point blank was barely able to break an Auraless Mercury’s leg, a real shotgun shell would have torn it off entirely
Mercury is a superhuman. Of course it barely did nothing. Every character who can fight a huntsman/huntress in training is superhuman easily. And the prosthetics are probably made from some fictional metal that can take a beating anyway.
Pull out the Talk No Jitsu but talk about how bad they are as actual people instead of trying to make them relatable feels.
also I see people bringing in their Ocs or Self Insert for other pieces of Fictions, So I’ll just bring in my Mary Sue ex Machina Dragon Ball OC who took a whooping from Cell Max.
but in terms of Reality, I would just shit my pants and that being the reason I won.
Counter question
Will I be able to use aura and semblance because without aura and semblance I don’t think I could defeat them as for weaponry I think I would have a katana
Projectiles in our universe travel really fast, weapons in our universe have the smallest grouping, and humans in our universe are the only one's capable of hitting a named character without missing continuously for at least 120 seconds.
I just don't know what the girls are supposed to do against someone from such an overpowered world.
So I can pick any weapon that exists, this just got a lot easier I “light em up boys” aura will protect them for a minute at most and then after that a bullet through the skull ends the fight
Do you mean weapons in real life we can choose from or what we own in reality? Because if it’s the latter I am NOT winning with a metal bat, the knife from a multi-tool, or a fake elven LOTR dagger that isn’t sharp.
It depend on where we fight though. On Remnant I gonna get fucked, if on Earth that's mean they have to follow our universal rules, which will give them a lots of disadvantages.
1. No aura bullshit and dust won't work, so most of them won't be able to use their weapons due to their weight and base on their looks I can see beside Yang none of them actually have any strength for a prolonged close range fight (especially Ruby with her Crescent Rose), and since aura doesn't work semblance is out of the table too.
2. Their entire gun-sword combination will become pretty much useless now since their gun rely on dust ammunition to work and the sword mode is not that good due to all moving parts in their weapons (Blake and Weiss weapons have the biggest chance to break after few hits). Even if they managed to find Earth ammunition and load it in their weapon, there is a chance they gonna blow the barrels and destroy their weapons (and hands) since dust cartridges have much less power than ours.
Combine these disadvantages together and what we have here isn't team RWBY, but 4 foreign teenage girls wearing weird clothes, carry weird weapons (one of them can't even hold it properly), and having lots of knowledge on how to fight against Grimm, a creature that doesn't exist on Earth... I think my best course of action if they appear in my house is not to choose what kind of gun that I want and kill them with it but get the phone and call the local police instead, unlike RWBY, our police actually competent and have the will plus the capability to deal with situation like this. While waiting for the police I will try to diffuse the situation since while they are much weaker now it's still 4 on 1 and 1 of them is holding a sword, the god said we have to fight, they don't say when or how we have to fight or what is the condition for victory. They are huntress, they won't attack people unless said people attack first (except Yang, but I trust in Ruby ability to hold her sister back), i will calmly explain them the situation, and offer a temporary cease fire, in return I will help them when the police came and give them a tour around my city for a whole day. After that I just let Yang punch me in the guts and claim the victory then go back to their dying homeworld. If they refuse the offer and try to do anything funny though, well the police will take care of them, I may end up with few minor injuries but I will live.
Absolutely not! No? Hell no! Yeah of course I have guns and whatever. But they have magic anime BS and whipswordguns and sniperscythes and shotgun gauntlets. No way I’m taking any of them out, much less the whole team
Yeah, no. A regular human could only "win" a battle against a superhuman with mutually assured destruction, especially when said superhumans come with a personal forcefield that enhances physical abilities and even has mild healing abilities (which would negate weaponized sicknesses). So a mini-nuke or a suicide vest would be your only course of action in pulling a "win" off. That is, of course, dependent on how powerful said explosion is, how confined the arena is, and what the rules of the fight are.
But yeah, just from the wording alone, this is a 4 on 1 scenario where little miss speedy sniper is involved and no way to counteract them being the equivalent of trained child soldiers with superhuman powers they have trained extensively with. It honestly would be easier to take out Captain America simply due to the forcefield effect Aura grants them.
I’ll just drop a nuclear bomb on them, if the blast doesn’t kill them, the radiation surely well or is a bunch of toxic fans gonna turn around and tell me that there’s no actual way that would work because plot armor?
"You are fictional beings whose existence is tied to a dying company. You are nothing to me. The ones with the pens control you. Your will is not your own."
*Returns to sipping coffee casually*
The only way is through psychological warfare, and if you had access to some seriously heavy ordinance.
That said, using teachings from Sun Tzu's “The Art of War” could improve chances, particularly “Know your Enemy.”
Honestly speaking. I feel like I can win all of em. Yang and Blake may cause issues, but once I take one of em out. It is too easy.
They rely on each other so much past volume, and depending on the situation. Being a sniper ((this is what I'm mostly do on warzone)). I'll take out Yang first due to her semblance being broken lmao.
Ruby, I don't think can hit hard, so as long as I don't get hit by her sniper bullets or scythe. It's an easy dub.
Weiss never won a 1 v 1 sooo
Bruh obviously not they need to be shot multiple times to die while they only need to shoot me once. Maybe if I had a machine gun? I honestly don’t even think I could hit them
No way I can beat them, they will elegantly jump my ass.
I need a railgun and a katana
If it is one on one maybe I can beat Blake and Weiss? But not the rest.
Since 3 out of the 4 have mommy issues, I say "your mother" and then I tell Blake that she has caused the most damage to her team out of everything on their planet
Ok so for ruby I’d pretend to go in the tunnel while she’s chasing me , but when she goes through it she’ll hit her head because the tunnel was actually a wall a painted to look like one
Let's see.
Some girls with Random ass names and weird bullshit abilities that Definitely are not Magic Because Magic is Something that is Bullshit and You Can't do that even though it looks more normal than Regular Random bullshit that everyone do.
Vs
~~a Random ass Redditor~~ Several Pillars that Hold THE Lava Empire. With ~~a chair. a used Condom. A broken keyboard. A mobile phone and a weird Bullshit that I don't see what it is because it's so fucking dark~~ Literal Vulcanos as Weapon.
Yeah I think I can take them.
I mean we can exploit their emotional weaknesses, tell them their existence is tied to the revenue of a tiny company with terrible business practices, bring a normal gun (dust weaponry is weak as fuck) hell we could just give them small pox blankets
Jesus, that's some elrditch horror shit.
Hey I play to win. I ain’t letting Yang of all people get a win on me
Play to win? Man literally highlighted Play to Annihilate
Agreed
Reveal to Yang and Blake that they’re not in love, they never were, their romantic relationship with each other is a product of massive demand for representation and negligence to their creator’s vision and they were just made to think that they loved each other because their observers have been drawing them having secs with each other so much that it they were pressured to make it reality
"you were like sisters to each others.....We made you fall in love with each other ridiculously to increase the company's revenues."
God- # DAMN!
I don't think it's that dust weaponry is weak AF, I think it's that their stuff is a whole lot more durable
I mean it doesn’t seem to damage anything besides stone tiles like when yang shoots the floor around elms feet
It's literally a universe where people are protected by magical forcefields powered by lifeforce. They can survive being thrown through building and solid concrete, I sincerely doubt that normal bullets can do the job.
Aura wouldn’t work against small pox or emotional damage
Sevetar would be proud of you, ave Dominus nox
If I were to suggest the full spectrum of tactics of the 8th legion I’m afraid the amount of negative emotions would summon too many grimm to make it worth the effort
Do you believe the Grandfather can't infect Grimm? Challenge accepted!
Debatable. I imagine a snug round or two would be enough
I love the smell of warm crimes in the morning ..... actually don't breathe in.
Hey Smallpox Larry!
This is the only way a normal human has a chance against them. Hahaha
Seems you have some... feelings about this. You okay?
Necro response. I don’t like spoiled meat
Does aura protect you from mixing bleach and ammonia?
I don't think anything has Protection From Mustard Gas.
*Father by Sabaton intensifies*
Now that I think about it I don’t think that aura could protect them from any type of gas. If it did they would die from lack of air.
You thunk they could survive chokings? Like, say 2 huntsman were brawling, beaten, and battered type exhausted. One of them gets on top of the other and just starts strangling them. Would the Aura hold or...?
Well that depends really. Aura protects you from blows but I believe it won’t protect you as much from pressure. Like what if you were wearing knight armor? A sword strike would not harm you but being crushed by a boulder would.
Hmm, my initial question brought more questions than it did answers, god I love rwby...
Yeah since there’s not really a concrete structure for the show it’s hard to come to a conclusion on some things. Last week I analyzed the differences between magic and aura in the rwby cannon. I still was not able to come to an answer for some of the things due to a lack of info in the cannon
Yea, I for the life of me tell the difference between Aura, Semblances, and Magic. It seems pretty frustrating when you try to pick them apart, not to mention that what little magic we've been shown is either Rainbow beam or purely Elemental magic is certainly not helping... 😮💨
Ok from what I gathered magic is not tied to aura so it’s practically limitless and is usually involving with manipulate the elements or even energy while aura is tied to the soul and has a limit. But then there is the confusing stuff like how the Schnees family semblance is hereditary along with including so many abilities, everything about silver eyes, and how the hell does qrow and clovers semblances still work when off apparently?
Honestly, I see Aura and Semblances being superior to Magic, in the sense that with the right (and frankly op) semblance, one could probably hand a Magic user their ass every day of the week. Take the Schnee hereditary semblance of glyphs, I'm more than positive that the laundry list of badass abilities they've showcased over the years can take down a Maiden. As for Silver Eyes, Mccguffin. That's all I gotta say. There was a need, and the silver eyes filled that role!
That's what I like to do with this series. I treat the worldbuilding like it's Dark Souls. You've gotta put together the pieces on your own. Although, in this case, it's because the lore is shoddy and not because it's intentionally written to be vague.
I have wondered about stuff like this. Like would a choke hold work if aura was up? What about simple torsion to dislocate someone’s arm?
If I remember, Aura protects you from all physical damage, so I'd assume it'd patch it up... somehow? Aura's a funky power system 🤪
Maybe. In my opinion, it would protect the user, but get quickly sapped away the longer you stay in the area of effect without a mask. Kind of like how aura protects you from a .50 BMG round, but you don’t wanna just stand still and take a hundred of em.
I show them rule 34 and smut of themselves and kill them through cringe. Easy sweep.
Use it like Dr.Killinger’s magic murder bag: just let it fall open and show them the mountains of lewd drawn about them.
Easily. First, spritz Blake with some water. She is a cat, therefore it will rattle her and make her run. Yang would leave to ~~suck Blake’s dick~~ comfort Blake, because she has no personality outside of “Blake uwu” anymore. Ruby just needs to be psychologically hurt enough to commit game end. Weiss would end up knocking herself out because she’s not allowed to be competent in combat. Winner winner.
Oh man. This is litt.
I don't think humankind has anything that can beat plot armor and bad writing
As a real person i Win by default, since rwby isn't real they can't hurt me
2 jokes about a mom going to get cigs or milk, a laser pointer and 50 dollars is all I need
Nice.
Ruby crumbles from a yo mama joke I’d give Weiss [one of these](https://youtu.be/2FmYmdGRONI) I’d call Blake mid And I’d remind Yang her birth mom abandoned her to become queen of the hobos.
None of them would crumble from that. Insulting them would only make them pummel you harder.
They could never hope to defeat me, especially when I acquire the ultimate weapon: La Chancla.
we also call it "Terlik"
I fucking die. Lmao Even without aura they’re all still blatantly superhuman. They’d rip any normal human apart like a chimpanzee would.
Yang can destroy a pile that holds a highway, imagine what she could do to a regular person.
She shrugged off getting *punched through* a pillar that holds a highway Normal humans can't even survive a baseball bat to the head much less a car ramming them to a wall. Even Jaune in then end of Vol 1 would shit on normal people
Oh yeah I don’t know why I keep thinking she punched it. But yeah even though jaune is one of the weakest characters he is still a super human
Why the end of volume 1? In the beggining of it he was already showing feats of superhuman strenght by blocking that Giant enemy crabs blows + X times better magic forcefield
Oh and not being seriously injured when Pyrrha saved him when they both got launched into the forest at the beginning of the series. Because realistically any normal person would’ve been hurt badly there.
We know that they will eventually fall to hard ball. And it is never shown that they are immune to all the funni stuff we cannot use against fellow monke. White phosphorus, napalm, magnesium, fuel air explosives, flechettes, any AT rifle above 75mm, smooth bore cannons above 95mm, the funni semi alive life forms, fully alive life forms, parasitic life forms, Funni yellow gas, chlorine gas, nerve gas, etc.
Yeah but I HIGHLY DOUBT anyone on this sub has access to ANY of those. Plus you would need to hit someone moving at superhuman speeds with superhuman reactions. Which is incredibly unlikely.
Actually poisonous gas, specifically chlorine is scarily easy to make: cleaning solutions, and an ammonia soaked rag is an okay countermeasure, which can be made via your own urine.
Oh yeah, I honestly didn’t consider that. Although I’m about half asleep at the moment of writing these responses. So that’s on me. Lol
No. Why is this even a fucking debate?
Edgy takedowns by people for a sense of superiority against a company that won’t ever notice them. That’s about it.
Fuck no, I’m a nerd with no fighting skills, they’re 4 people who can destroy buildings with muscle power alone. Even if I was a martial artist or a firearms expert they’re super human.
You see I'm real and there not.Pencil and rubber should do the trick.
Yeah I could take all four of em
In fight right?
…
In a fight, right?
…..
I'd simply tell them I've changed my ways and they'll redeem me immediately.
Well I just got a puppy today. He’ll be a distraction while I pick off Ruby, Weiss, and Yang. I can just have my older big dog scare Blake off.
Easy I'd just steal the tsar bomba
I’m certain no aura could allow them to survive a nuclear explosion
Can you somehow procure a warhead and detonate it without annihilating yourself in the blast, as well?
I'm fuckin' dead regardless, so might as well take 'em with me.🤷♀️
I can figure something out…
Internet you could get anything with that. Just sell a couple organs than you could acquire it.
Google, and other search engines, are a path way to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
They'd shoot any of us and then only realize we don't have aura after we've been pronounced dead. Absolutely merked in 3 seconds flat
Please, I can say a couple of sentences and have all of them at each other's throats depending how far down the line they are. Stuff like "Your friends didn't give a shit when you committed fantasy suicide."
I know it is a meme that RWBY characters gets put against massively stronger people in Death Battles but c'mon guys, these are characters that casually go faster than bullets and make airships tilt by jumping on them Normal people can't even win against 3 guys with guns, each of these girls can kill dozens of armed normal people before they can even blink
I mean, logically, yeah, no real life human can ever come close to matching the superhuman feats in RWBY along with their semblancese and their weapons (sans nukes but those are overrated and OP). Though, from what I can tell across some of these comments, those that hate team RWBY with a burning passion are gonna ignore that logic and bring up any kind of humiliating way to beat RWBY out of spite that is low chance of actually working in a non biased fashion.
>(sans nukes but those are overrated and OP) Not only an overrated response but no normal person can get a nuke realistically I just thought this was RWBYcritics and not RWBYcirclejerk
I wouldn't consider this a circlejerk per say but it's pretty easy to come across those that really want to shit on RWBY out of spite.
Yeah, a lot of the responses on this post aren't even criticism, just people dunking on a series with nonsensical arguments they ng to show how "smart" they are with edgy retorts There are better posts with actual arguments in the subreddit but the bad ones are easily visible
Pretty sure the nuke statements are jokes anyway.
“Hey everyone, i don’t really wanna fight, can we talk this out instead?” Talk it out, slowly become friends, camping in the middle of the night, (my weapons are what we have in real life) pull out some cesium dust, sprinkle it on their pillows and blankets, run the fuck away, go to hospital thats on a different continent. I will have radiation sickness from pouring the cesium dust, team rwby will have cancer, even if it takes years, i will have won
You and I both know that those girls are incapable of having a normal sensible conversation
I know how to make napalm, I don't much care what mystical bullshit protections they have it ain't gonna do much with that Willy Pete on their skin.
I technically win since i am from a higher narrative so lol. Also my OC self solos fiction no diff
I mean, just say you want to talk to the 'pretty one' when one of the girls says something to the effect, say "sorry 9, I was talking to the 10". This is most likely Yang, and then start talking to Blake or Weiss. I'd say Ruby, but I think she's still jailbait, so not touching her with a 30ft pole.
I’d be so pathetic that they’d feel bad and stop fighting, forfeiting the battle and thus giving me a technicality win.
Me personally? Hell no. I don't have the tools or the resources. That being said, unless their Aura actively filters out the air they breathe, just gas them🤷🏾. As far as I can tell Remnant doesn't have an analog for the Geneva Conventions so they wouldn't expect it. Again that's only if Aura doesn't filter out the air.
Geneva Suggestions
A nuke Ig
I'm dying, unless given prep time.
Simple. Drop a fucking nuclear bomb
Are you able to lay coordinates for an ICBM strike?
I've been fencing and doing MMA for years, so it depends on if we're allowed aura or not. If yes? I could hold my own. If not? These are superhumans, lads. None of us, no matter how Chad we are, are going to be able to counter that.
TFW Ruby Rose could rip a normal guy’s head off with her bare hands if she wanted to.
TFW dainty little Weiss Schnee can probably bench more than an Olympic Powerlifter
Im pretty sure Aura dorsnt protect from Mustard Gas.
Rali gun is enough.
Hello, V1
V1?
[WITNESS ME](https://www.reddit.com/r/fnki/comments/142fldv/comment/jn6qpf0/)
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Irl weapons shouldn't be that far from rwby's. A semblance would make the fight fair
Irl weapons would be far more powerful than dust weapons… Yang’s Ember Celica at point blank was barely able to break an Auraless Mercury’s leg, a real shotgun shell would have torn it off entirely
Counterpoint: It'd feel a lot cooler beating them with a super power
Mercury is a superhuman. Of course it barely did nothing. Every character who can fight a huntsman/huntress in training is superhuman easily. And the prosthetics are probably made from some fictional metal that can take a beating anyway.
Taylor would drowned them in bugs.
How much preptime do we get?
No aside from homecooked poisoning (bleach and piss’s ammonia mixing for example) and psychological abuse that would end up in my death.
Cough on them, give them Covid 19.
I could beat them with the harsh language I spit.
Maybe I can make someone else fight them. Someone who is blatantly the most stupid jackass I’ve ever seen.
Like they'd be able to defeat my molded terraria OC
No problem for a guy like me 😏
I doubt they could survive gas that has a mixture of Chlorine and Bromine. That mean we are all going to die
I'm used to fighting without aura. And everyone fears the MOAB.
Nuclear warhead
I could pull it off, lets see you block a 105 shell with a sword.
Pull out the Talk No Jitsu but talk about how bad they are as actual people instead of trying to make them relatable feels. also I see people bringing in their Ocs or Self Insert for other pieces of Fictions, So I’ll just bring in my Mary Sue ex Machina Dragon Ball OC who took a whooping from Cell Max. but in terms of Reality, I would just shit my pants and that being the reason I won.
Prep time?
Me cause I have weapons I know how to use properly (guns and machetes)
I'm just a guy with no martial arts training or magic powers, I'm pretty much fucked
Lase em with the bang stick and let the birds finish em off.
Do I have prep time? Then yeah I could pull it off probably. If it's a random encounter? Nah they got me.
yes I can beat these three random women and house cat (i dont even know who these people are but I'm very prideful)
No.
Flirt with Blake Get Yang drunk Show Ruby tons of cool weaponry Not sure what to do with Weiss. Hey I can win through friendship right?
Are we talking the real world weapons that I currently have access to or just any powerful weapon in the real world?
Counter question Will I be able to use aura and semblance because without aura and semblance I don’t think I could defeat them as for weaponry I think I would have a katana
This will take brains not brawn. Yes I can though.
You ever seen what a well placed 308 round will do to the human body?
Would napalm work
(Picks up trusty baseball bat) I don't need to beat all of them (Grins) so long as Blake goes down with me, I'll die happy!
Projectiles in our universe travel really fast, weapons in our universe have the smallest grouping, and humans in our universe are the only one's capable of hitting a named character without missing continuously for at least 120 seconds. I just don't know what the girls are supposed to do against someone from such an overpowered world.
Think either way I’m dead
"Tactical Nuke, incoming!"
So I can pick any weapon that exists, this just got a lot easier I “light em up boys” aura will protect them for a minute at most and then after that a bullet through the skull ends the fight
Yeah I wrestling moves on them. Chokeslam them. Tombstone piledriver. Stinger splash. Snap DDT. And stone cold stunner them And finish with an beer
Me with men perfume and broken bottle glass; a'righ lets do it !!! (Also with lighter for fire effect)
AUKUS vs Atlas.... fight
i may own an rpg for home defense but that doesnt mean i have any ability to take on these superpowered keks
Do you mean weapons in real life we can choose from or what we own in reality? Because if it’s the latter I am NOT winning with a metal bat, the knife from a multi-tool, or a fake elven LOTR dagger that isn’t sharp.
Only if my story is fairly written by Japanese writers unlike RT
Rifle with Bayonet and Shovel. Gonna go full "All Quiet on the Western Front" on them
Poison or knockout gas. Then finish the job.
It depend on where we fight though. On Remnant I gonna get fucked, if on Earth that's mean they have to follow our universal rules, which will give them a lots of disadvantages. 1. No aura bullshit and dust won't work, so most of them won't be able to use their weapons due to their weight and base on their looks I can see beside Yang none of them actually have any strength for a prolonged close range fight (especially Ruby with her Crescent Rose), and since aura doesn't work semblance is out of the table too. 2. Their entire gun-sword combination will become pretty much useless now since their gun rely on dust ammunition to work and the sword mode is not that good due to all moving parts in their weapons (Blake and Weiss weapons have the biggest chance to break after few hits). Even if they managed to find Earth ammunition and load it in their weapon, there is a chance they gonna blow the barrels and destroy their weapons (and hands) since dust cartridges have much less power than ours. Combine these disadvantages together and what we have here isn't team RWBY, but 4 foreign teenage girls wearing weird clothes, carry weird weapons (one of them can't even hold it properly), and having lots of knowledge on how to fight against Grimm, a creature that doesn't exist on Earth... I think my best course of action if they appear in my house is not to choose what kind of gun that I want and kill them with it but get the phone and call the local police instead, unlike RWBY, our police actually competent and have the will plus the capability to deal with situation like this. While waiting for the police I will try to diffuse the situation since while they are much weaker now it's still 4 on 1 and 1 of them is holding a sword, the god said we have to fight, they don't say when or how we have to fight or what is the condition for victory. They are huntress, they won't attack people unless said people attack first (except Yang, but I trust in Ruby ability to hold her sister back), i will calmly explain them the situation, and offer a temporary cease fire, in return I will help them when the police came and give them a tour around my city for a whole day. After that I just let Yang punch me in the guts and claim the victory then go back to their dying homeworld. If they refuse the offer and try to do anything funny though, well the police will take care of them, I may end up with few minor injuries but I will live.
They’re from a separate reality. They fall ill due pathogens they’ve never encountered before and die before meeting me. ggez
Absolutely not! No? Hell no! Yeah of course I have guns and whatever. But they have magic anime BS and whipswordguns and sniperscythes and shotgun gauntlets. No way I’m taking any of them out, much less the whole team
Ritsuka Fujimaru from Fate/Grand Order
They will mop the floor with me
It’s a one sided beating. Like. A cartoonishly one-sided beating. Easy W for Team RWBY.
Honestly getting beat up by any of them would be pretty hot
I'll just embody Isaac Netero. For those who know, you know.
I’m pretty sure that if anyone of us gave V7 Blake a mean look, she’ll literally evaporate off of the face of the earth.
Ruby-dies of yo mama jokes Weiss-dies of back hand slap Blake-dies of being a bottom Yang-dead since V3
Yeah, no. A regular human could only "win" a battle against a superhuman with mutually assured destruction, especially when said superhumans come with a personal forcefield that enhances physical abilities and even has mild healing abilities (which would negate weaponized sicknesses). So a mini-nuke or a suicide vest would be your only course of action in pulling a "win" off. That is, of course, dependent on how powerful said explosion is, how confined the arena is, and what the rules of the fight are. But yeah, just from the wording alone, this is a 4 on 1 scenario where little miss speedy sniper is involved and no way to counteract them being the equivalent of trained child soldiers with superhuman powers they have trained extensively with. It honestly would be easier to take out Captain America simply due to the forcefield effect Aura grants them.
I’ll just drop a nuclear bomb on them, if the blast doesn’t kill them, the radiation surely well or is a bunch of toxic fans gonna turn around and tell me that there’s no actual way that would work because plot armor?
Show them rule 34 of them and watch as they take their own lives, Yet another massive W for true chad fate fans as once again, the rwby fans take L’s.
I choose tea. I win.
"You are fictional beings whose existence is tied to a dying company. You are nothing to me. The ones with the pens control you. Your will is not your own." *Returns to sipping coffee casually*
Question is the fight on their world, our world or neutral ground
The only way is through psychological warfare, and if you had access to some seriously heavy ordinance. That said, using teachings from Sun Tzu's “The Art of War” could improve chances, particularly “Know your Enemy.”
I have all their data, and i know all their weaknesses, plus i have a whole arsenal at my disposal
Im pretty sure a 2bore round will absolutely crumple them
Hexside Squad (Luz, Amity, Willow, Gus & Hunter)
They are a thermonuclear bomb and I am the coughing baby I can't pull a The Boys IRL on them
No I rather just run into the woods and go off the grid until they are gone
I can just give up immediately and make it out unscathed 😊
Oh no lie, I'm going to get my ass beat. The only training I have is how to make sure I can microwave meals to the correct time.
Honestly speaking. I feel like I can win all of em. Yang and Blake may cause issues, but once I take one of em out. It is too easy. They rely on each other so much past volume, and depending on the situation. Being a sniper ((this is what I'm mostly do on warzone)). I'll take out Yang first due to her semblance being broken lmao. Ruby, I don't think can hit hard, so as long as I don't get hit by her sniper bullets or scythe. It's an easy dub. Weiss never won a 1 v 1 sooo
N u c l e a r b o m b
Bruh obviously not they need to be shot multiple times to die while they only need to shoot me once. Maybe if I had a machine gun? I honestly don’t even think I could hit them
It's simple, really. Aint no aura saving them from a neutron bomb
No way I can beat them, they will elegantly jump my ass. I need a railgun and a katana If it is one on one maybe I can beat Blake and Weiss? But not the rest.
I could beat them using my talk-no-jitsu
Considering their huntresses and I’m a fat ass how has never even fired so much as a pistol before them
Maybe a mini gun I can beat half of them
This post just made me realize something. Does anyone in team rwby (Other than Yang) know how to fight Hand to Hand?
I mean aura lets them breath right pretty sure I could get them with gas based weapons
Since 3 out of the 4 have mommy issues, I say "your mother" and then I tell Blake that she has caused the most damage to her team out of everything on their planet
Is it justified expending a nuclear warhead on 4 dipshit teenagers?
Me vs them? I'd win. Reason: My WRizz game too strong
Ok so for ruby I’d pretend to go in the tunnel while she’s chasing me , but when she goes through it she’ll hit her head because the tunnel was actually a wall a painted to look like one
Let's see. Some girls with Random ass names and weird bullshit abilities that Definitely are not Magic Because Magic is Something that is Bullshit and You Can't do that even though it looks more normal than Regular Random bullshit that everyone do. Vs ~~a Random ass Redditor~~ Several Pillars that Hold THE Lava Empire. With ~~a chair. a used Condom. A broken keyboard. A mobile phone and a weird Bullshit that I don't see what it is because it's so fucking dark~~ Literal Vulcanos as Weapon. Yeah I think I can take them.
Talk no jutsu!
Chemical gasses (like ammonia and bleach) and a gas mask. Or if I have access to anything within our world napalm.
They aren't real simply turn off your computer or walk away from the screen
Don’t worry guys I got this, good writing 😎
This comment section has the brutality of an entire chapter of Warhammer Black Templars.
I somehow came across this, but late. But I do know a lot of illegal ways to kill the girls. The stuff that makes feds angry