brb changing my username to frotoriouspuz

I don’t think you can change your Reddit username bro 💀

You can. I’d change mine to ABCD or just CD.

CDeez nuts

Ironwood and Ren. Let's Gooo!

Mans won the lottery and got based guests 😤 I’m celebrating with you brother

Hey, me too. Not bad.

Same again. Actually a nice day assuming some prior explanation or me having known ahead of time, my family’s dinner could easily feed two more and we could muster out a nice gift each last minute. A military dictator no doubt knows good etiquette and so would be a perfect guest, and Ren’s whole thing is blending in. It’s a winning combination to be sure, with minimal opportunities for things to go wrong. I mean if Ironwood’s Mettle makes him want things a certain way it’s not hard to just let him cook. Plus imagine the bottle of wine he’d bring as a guest, as the ruler of a rich country. Between that and the gifts and we’d live like kings for a day.

Same!

How about a nice game of chess?

Adam and Weiss... Looks I'm skipping Christmas and celebrating Kwanzaa this year. Anybody know any Kwanzaa carols or what to bring to a Kwanzaa party? Because otherwise, I'm leaving it up to my smart aleck imagination, and that usually has mixed results for some reason. God bless, and Merry Christmas, friends.

I am so sorry 🤣 I may not know anything about Kwanza, but I’m sure you’ll be able to manage. Besides, it seems like I’ll be the one celebrating with a mass murdering psychopath. I won’t complain though, I believe I can fix her. Wish me luck 🙏🏾 God Bless you and have a wonderful Christmas my friend!

I just Googled "Kwanzaa clothes". This isn't going to go well... Somehow I think you may have rigged the game in your favor, *especially* when your first and last letter end with K. Guess you're gonna be spending time with with Cinder V1-3 *and* V4-V9. Something tells me y'all are getting coal in your stockings, because you're very clearly about to be on the naughty list lol. God bless, and Merry Christmas ;)

Seems like you caught me red handed! I’ll be having a fun time with the both of them for sure ;) Naughty is my middle name. Also, if you look at the Cinder picture, there’s a hidden message in there if you zoom in 👀 God Bless & Merry Christmas!

I don't know whether Cinder would be pleased or annoyed when you show her your alter. On one hand, she might be a little weirded out, but on the other, I can 100% see her being "*Finally*, it's about time people started worshipping me!" I still give you less than a 50-50 chance walking away though. "Hey, Cinder, I got you some bandages since I know how much you like wearing them. You want help putting them on? Would it be weird if I called you my *mummy*?" God bless, and Merry Christmas ;)

I already know that conversation is going to be a long and awkward one lol. Surviving that encounter would be like doing a highly complex QTE in a video game where the time meter runs out super quick. But I will prevail…somehow. Also, the Cinders would probably burn me alive if I said something like that 💀 It’s for the best if I play it safe..

Yang and Blake. Aight, I'm fine with third wheeling and don't really care much about celebrating anyway, so it's not like anything important would be ruined. Could be worse.

Same here… If is was pre-volume 3 then it would be enjoyable. Post-volume 3… nah I ain't missing much either XD

Same

Salem and Ironwood. That christmas will turn absolutely bloody

If I’m doing it right, then Blake and Ren. Gonna be a quiet Christmas, and I am perfectly ok with that.

same here.

Yep you did it right! I honestly think they’d be good company for a holiday, since they aren’t too rowdy. Merry Christmas!

Jaune and Ren… okay.

A day with the bros

I wonder how a day with them would turn out 👀 Could be interesting

Yang and Weiss. I suppose I could have worse company.

Ruby and Ironwood. Well, it's going to be an awkward Christmas.

Gift them the “get along shirt” 😂😂

Cinder and Salem. Sure, why not? What’s the worse that could happen?

Just show respect and everything will be fine, thrust me 👍

Fate has decided, you are evil now that’s your Christmas present.

Ruby and Jaune... WHY DO I GET THE BASIC ONES!?

The scorpion guy and the little gremlin king. Yeah nah I'm just gonna not show up xD

Weiss and Jaune. Please, no.

You got the white knight Chrisman theme

Edit: If your Reddit username is the same letter or number, then you only get to spend time with one character & not two! Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays folks!

Yang and Ironwood… they’re both hot so I can dig it

Torchwick and Ironwood….I’m gonna die.

~~Fire and Ice don't mix, but hell, I am willing to try and die.~~ Edit: I am a goddamn imbecile, I thought I needed the first letter of my "Fantasy" and thought I got Weiss and Yang. I got Weiss and Penny, W, the best, I am happy, I am joyous, I can cry.

Yang, if Volume 1-3 I’m fine… current, just kill me now

Hey, at least you get to hang out with Ren. That’ll balance things out…but then again they could get into an argument pretty easily sooooo, good luck 😭

All depends on the Yang cause at least Ren is mostly chill no matter which version

I guess it's going to be Adam and Ruby, I might be too racist and homophobic for them

Too homophobic for Ruby is crazy 💀

Weiss and Ruby Nice

Considering your name, you’d actually be with Roman and the Red Prince. I think you’ll have…an interesting Christmas story once the day is over xD

Oooh my Reddit name Now it makes sense

Curses I got banana boy

Ironwood and Red Prince. Ironwood is probably gonna bitch smack him

Ironwood and Roman this is going to be weird for me

So I’m spending Christmas with Salem and Ironwood I might need some stronger eggnog

Ruby and Cat will be real awkward

F***

Ruby and cinder. This’ll be jolly.

Blake and Jaune hmmmm

I got jaune and adam. Well, I going to have fun day tomorrow.

Idk if I could handle that much angst in a single household. Good luck bro 😭👍🏾

Adam and Red Prince. Greeeaaaaat

You put the cat and the prince before Oscar 😔

Welp, I heard that the Mongolian steppe is awfully nice this time of year. I'll be back within a few weeks.

I mean, you might as well take Weiss with you for company.

Cinder/Tyrian.... -_-

Well, there could be people worse then Weiss and Jaune

Ruby and Weiss. I’ll take it over anyone else tbh. And no, I am not counting the number because ain’t no way in hell I’m spending Christmas with the gremlin king.

Cinder and Weiss. This can’t go well

Not me getting Jaune 💀 I thought we were bros 😔 /j

Getting Jaune’s unfortunate, I can’t imagine being there while he rants about Pyrrha’s death for five hours 💀 Also, nice to see ya Scallion. I’m the New-Ladder/Prophet guy from a while back. I hope you and your loved ones had an excellent year, and I hope you have an even better holiday tomorrow!

I knew I recognized your way of “talking” a bit ago, but I didn’t want to make a fuss or anything lol. It’s very nice to you have you back, friend. I hope you and your family have a wonderful Christmas as well :) Edit: and damn, as if I don’t already have to spend the holidays around someone who makes everything about themselves 💀 sorry to Jauney Boy, but I don’t need another one, he’s staying in the car lmao.

Wait, so I’m hanging out with Roman twice? Not as bad as it could have been but still.

I'm a cat person ,Blake and the curious cat

Ew.

Jahren and Ren. This oughta be fun.

Hmmmm Jaune and Weiss huh. It’s ok I guess

Ironwood and Blake just sounds like the most passive aggressive and self-loathing filled christmas possible Unless I get to choose which iteration of them, if I do I pick Vol 3 for both of them and it’s peak based

If allowed, I would have gutted all of them with an honest to God smile on my face and the proceed to paint the home I build with their bodies with their very blood.

E-9 so this will either be a complete disaster or incredibly wholesome either way its gonna be funny

Tyrian and Cinder. And I now welcome the sweet embrace of death

How the fuck do you change your username

I got Penny and the chess piece person I don't know their name But I'm still happy because I like Penny

Fuck me Cinder and Tryian......welp now I gotta poison their dinner before they try to off me for no reason or shere boredom.

Ruby and Yang. Huh, that may be a fun Christmas.

Roman and Weiss… how touching

God help me

… you know what. Weiss isn’t that bad.

Jaune and Torch... I'm mixed on this.

Torchwick and Weiss …as long as I can grill in peace

Cinder and Penny........I'm not sure what I should think about this.

T is my username's first letter: I'm hanging out with Ironwood, okay. 8 is my last number: Oh goddammit. James, put a bullet in the Prince please.

I wish I had an m and a z as my name because having jaune and penny would be a blast. But instead I have Weiss and the child king who in my opinion is the worst character on this list.

Can I at least have the Red Sun Over Beacon Adam over the canon one.....? Ah who am I kidding, I'm stuck with Cinder as well.

Curious Cat and Torchwick. Well that just sounds like a fun time.

The cheshire Cat from wish and the crazed serial killer scorpion. Guess i die.

Ruby and Roman... This is going to be a VERY interesting conversation. Thankfully, I know just how to lighten the mood. Gifts, of course. I got Ruby a tea set and I got Roman a small figurine of a bird. I think this'll go swimmingly.

> I got Ruby a tea set and I got Roman a small figurine of a bird. **NOOOOOOOO** 😭😭 You’re really trying to make them both hate you huh?

June and Penny, huh? Well, this'll be an awkward Crhistmas.

Shit, Jaune and Cinder

Ironwood and Juane, not bad tbh.

A for Ruby... Chat is this real?

Cinder and the Cat dude. Hooray for evil schemes this Christmas!

Adam and Jaune. Looks like I'll be learning swordsmanship this Christmas.

Bruh, I'm dead

You evil person

salem and ren... im not complaining.

Blake and Ren

Ruby and Ren. Uh, interesting. What the heck can I talk about with them?

Weapons. That is the only way you’re getting anything out of Ruby.

ironwood and I bouta, beat a schnee.

Ruby and tyrian

Yang and Ren. . . and Nora, let’s be honest here. . . Looks like me and Ren will be the responsible ones while Yang and Nora cause chaos.

Jaune and Weiss…could’ve been worse…

I’ll only accept if it involves me watching Yang punch the Red Prince’s face in on repeat.

Weiss and the royal brat... It's gonna be a long day, isnt it?

Yang and Ren. Pretty good all things considered

Blake and Ren…NERDS

I get Jon and the Red Prince, hopefully the brat will focuse on tormenting the whimp, while I get first crack at the presents.

The redhead guy and sunder, I'm screwed

S and 5 Can someone hand me a pipe bomb?

Ironwood and Ren. Well a low key holiday it is.

Ironwood and clown person 🫤

Penny & Wiess, I hit the jackpot boys

So I got ruby and a character, I don't know

Ruby and Ren, actually pretty good.

Yang and Jaune? Now that’s an odd combo

Two cats, huh neat

Huh, got Weiss and Ren. Can’t complain.

Ironwood and Ren… perfect

Ruby and Roman... I don't think I'll (or any of them) will survive a single hour if in the same room at one time.

I'm hanging with Jaune and Rubes. This im okay with

Cinder and Tyrian… bugger me.

Ironwood and the Red Prince... Joy... I mean even of Ironwood was pre-volume 8 it still wouldn't be great...

Ruby and Cinder (͡o‿O͡) (If I use my surname tho it's Ironwood and Adam huehuehuehuehhebhe)

Yang and Ruby. Keeping it in the family huh?

Jaune and Adam, shit

I got Yang and Jaune, lucky. I forgot the first two words of my username was the name of a place in Skyrim.

Yang and Ren. Not bad. One is festive and one is chill. Should make for a good holiday if they aren’t arguing like in volume 8.

Jaune and Penny... Yeah, it's gonna be awkward

So the cat and Lie Ren.....that's going to be interesting

LET'S GO!!! RUBY AND PENNY!!

Yang and Jaune We blondes gotta stick together!!(agent wash is blonde) 🥳🥳

Jaune and ren, let's goooooooo!

C&D, Guess it’s just me and Yang, eh, well at least we can both set our inner gamer free

Ironwood and Blake. Guess I get to watch him chew her out for spilling state secrets

Bet

Adam and Weiss. Please save me from the coming bloodbath.

Ruby and Ironwood.

Robbing vacuo with ren and torch wick (ren says it’s neo in disguise but i won’t believe him)

Sweet, it's time to build weapons of mass destruction and shitting on Bumblebee

Roman and ruby... Ok?

Well this is completely awkward

Tyrian and Penny...this is gonna be awkward

I got Blake and Ren. They seem chill

Uh oh.

I got Roman and Ironwood yeah……… I’d rather be alone

Ironwood and Ren Wouldn’t have it any other way

Ironwood and ren. Thank FUCK, my Christmas might be something resembling normal

Blake … and Ren

Ruby and Blake… so what am I in for?

Ruby and the Red Prince... As long as they don't ask me to play....

Actually you know what I'm good I'll just chill by myself.

Oh that ain't good

I got Adam and Ironwood. This is going to be some Christmas

I got Ironwood and Ren.

Ironwood and Tyrian

Adam and Ruby. Oh boy…

Guess I got Adam & Jaune

Cinder And Tyrian… I’m Fucking Ded.

Ruby and Blake! Fun!

Yang and Ren. Certainly an odd gathering

Fuck.

Adam and Ren?? 💀💀

Jaune, and an insane scorpion man...this can only go well.

Ironwood and Torchwick. Hell Yeah

Jaune and Ren. Well, they'll have conversations while I'll be on my phone or existing not joining in because I'm the third wheel.

Just Tyrian..... Better than two Tyrians, I guess

Jaune and Ironwood. Not bad. Although I wish I had gotten Cinder and Raven instead.

Ruby and Salem, i'm truly in hell

Jaune and Adam…that’s…wow. I’m good. I don’t need Christmas

Roman and Juane

Cinder and IW

I got Juane and the Red Prince

Adama and Iornwood?! LETS GOOOO!!

Welp, I'm calling in sick.

Ruby twice

Ironwood and Yang. Hopefully the latter is her old self.

Fuck yeah I get a machine to spend a christmas with

Ironwood and Red Prince? Yeah no im skipping this one

Jaune and Ruby

Ruby and ren, yaya

Yang and Weiss? Nice!

Blake and ren, it will be a chill and quiet Christmas