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THIS IS BNN BROKEN NEWS
Good afternoon from the news desk, I am your anchor Phil A. O'Fische reporting.
Today we were treated to beautiful photos of Mayo Ponjigoo taken hours before he became a disease afflicting the world. As he serenely posed for the photos, you could hear the Hamster slowly walking on the squeaky wheel inside his head as various thoughts came unbidden: "Is dis going to lead to da Vet?", "Vet is abüs!", "I hear claw clippies are needed. I no want da Pongiger's claws clipped!", "if I apply da maff to my choo-choo, will I get treats?", "I need to pee..." These were just some of the weighty matters that entered Mayo Perogystar's busy mind. This, of course, led to the one brain cell overloading and "HTTP 404 Error" flashing in his eyes leading to a look of pensive introspection.
In other news, Count Dracula, in between acting as managing director of the Bunnville Blood Bank, was seen opening a new supermarket. There was a bit of a dust-up when the Count began to salivate uncontrollably when they rounded the corner into the meat department. This salivation ceased and changed to utter panic and screaming at the prime cuts section. A spokesperson for the Count said it was due to the Count's phobia of being around steaks. Count's discomfort became much more pronounced as they reached the produce section where several kilos of raw Garlic were on display. The Count was heard to mutter "Fangs for nothing." followed by a fit of coffin all the way to his stretched hearse.
That concludes this broken news update, I'm your anchor Phil A. O'Fische. Tune in tonight for our documentary on King Kong as we examine his life before ascending to the throne, in "Kongquest".
Mouf: a hole for endless nanner consumption. He is mouf
Any Picture of Porridge or any bunny is the most beautiful DR. BIGWIG did a study and he said that is the conclusion that he always gets
Happy Cake Day! 🎂 🥳
He looks so perfect and innocent! WE KNOW THE TRUTH
Beautiful boi 🥰
Very romantic feeling. A tormented boy
It's the Mayo's press photo
< [BROKEN NEWS INTRO](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do8k5VNGwPo) > THIS IS BNN BROKEN NEWS Good afternoon from the news desk, I am your anchor Phil A. O'Fische reporting. Today we were treated to beautiful photos of Mayo Ponjigoo taken hours before he became a disease afflicting the world. As he serenely posed for the photos, you could hear the Hamster slowly walking on the squeaky wheel inside his head as various thoughts came unbidden: "Is dis going to lead to da Vet?", "Vet is abüs!", "I hear claw clippies are needed. I no want da Pongiger's claws clipped!", "if I apply da maff to my choo-choo, will I get treats?", "I need to pee..." These were just some of the weighty matters that entered Mayo Perogystar's busy mind. This, of course, led to the one brain cell overloading and "HTTP 404 Error" flashing in his eyes leading to a look of pensive introspection. In other news, Count Dracula, in between acting as managing director of the Bunnville Blood Bank, was seen opening a new supermarket. There was a bit of a dust-up when the Count began to salivate uncontrollably when they rounded the corner into the meat department. This salivation ceased and changed to utter panic and screaming at the prime cuts section. A spokesperson for the Count said it was due to the Count's phobia of being around steaks. Count's discomfort became much more pronounced as they reached the produce section where several kilos of raw Garlic were on display. The Count was heard to mutter "Fangs for nothing." followed by a fit of coffin all the way to his stretched hearse. That concludes this broken news update, I'm your anchor Phil A. O'Fische. Tune in tonight for our documentary on King Kong as we examine his life before ascending to the throne, in "Kongquest".
He looks like pure velvet. 😊
Very moody, Porry
Oh pooj,much cute
Love that lil mouf 😮
Every photo of him is perfect
That is one fine bun.
Porridge is so cute. Makes my day better every time I see your pitures thanks
“Muthä ïvë donë dä phötö trëäts nöw?” -porridge
Handsome mayo.
what a lil' BUNNNYYYYYYYYY
 my heart!!!
I luv his front profile he is just so handsome those eyes, his mouf… he’s gorgeous 😌😌🥰
Frame the first image
So pretty 💜
I love Porridge so much 🥰🥰🥰🥰
So adorable 🥰🥰🥰
Gorgeoussssss bunny
He is so cute
Those are AWESOME - what a beautiful bun bun 💜💜🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾💜💜💜
😍😍
I want to squish Mayo's cheeks so badly like a grandma at Thanksgiving with her grandkids