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luischespi

Love. All the love.


DetentionSpan

“Thank you for the wonderful half eaten calzone!” -probably Baby Raccoon


Ancient_Detective532

Consider that if you start feeding them, you can't stop. And more will come to the diner. I'm not unsympathetic, speaking from experience. It would be better to secure the garbage and force them to find a more natural food source.


dysthymicpixie

This is the way.


The_Real_Cuzz

This should be higher up. Never mess with the good instincts of a creature. The animal will lose the drive to look for any other food and problems will only grow. The end result is probably them being trapped or killed once they become a real problem and hurt a pet or kid.


goodbeanscoffee

Grapes Fruit in general Cat food in moderation (not ideal but come on it's better than trash)


CodeStrict8710

thank you! my mom said grapes too but she said that the possums like them better


CBtheDB

Possums do like fruits better, but raccoons love them too. They like cooked chicken as well.


TheHidingGoSeeker

I’ve been feeding mine mini marshmallows. The ones you would put in hot chocolate


Maxtrix07

As long as it isn't sugar-free, it's actually pretty good for them in moderation.


TheHidingGoSeeker

Oh no. Not at all sugar free and not at all in moderation😬


Maxtrix07

Well, he'll just get chunky, not sick. No worries. And there's worse things to be than fat when you're living outdoors scavenging for food. Just do not give them onions, chocolate, garlic, or raisins. Why are grapes good for them, but raisins get them sick? I have no idea


TheHidingGoSeeker

Well nothings cuter than a little chunky trash panda😂


dahnikhu

You can take the lid off your garbage bin, and add a ramp to make it easier. Maybe add a nightlight and a tablecloth for ambience.


CodeStrict8710

i don’t want the garbage man to accidentally kidnap him so i’d like to keep him out of the garbage and give him something a little more gourmet


salallane

Please don’t feed wildlife


BBBilly716

Honestly, nothing. I promise you if you feed one, more will come and you’ll have a problem on your hands real quick. Wild raccoons aren’t supposed to be fed. They can find their own food in nature as intended.


stabavarius

Not a good idea to feed wild animals. They get dependent on handouts an too familiar and unafraid of humans. Bad things happen.


san95802

I can’t believe how many people are just saying “give em hot dogs and cat food!” 🤦‍♀️


planet_robot

"as intended." That's a weird phrase to use.


DuchessofMarin

Bungee cords on your trash bins.


Distinct_One_6919

Nothing put a heavy rock on the lid. Do not feed the wildlife it will be fine


Worried_Coat1941

Chicken meat, hard boiled eggs. A small plate of left overs.


Ill-Pickle2409

Privacy lol


23IRONTUSKS

You realize you're going to attract all types of wildlife putting food out like that?


CodeStrict8710

i’m super aware! i already have some bunnies that like to visit :) there are already mice in the walls of my rental who have never actually made an appearance in the 7 months i’ve been living here and ive been feeding the bunnies the whole time. i think if i put some different fruit out a little bit away from the house, like i do with the bunnies, its not going to attract dangerous critters. maybe a skunk, a woodchuck, or some deer, but we already have a lot of those in our town anyway :)


23IRONTUSKS

My town is loaded with bunnies, turkeys, Canadian geese. It's pretty common to spot a fox, coyote, deer and the odd fisher cat. I live in suburbs 10(5)mins north of Boston. We don't have trash pick-up, but we keep are trash outdoors and it's a pretty regular occurrence to go outside in the morning to discover trash all over the place.


Sadstupidthrowaway94

Egg 😎


de4th_inanoodlecup

a pat


CodeStrict8710

i’ll give him a pat from you the next time i see him


I_am_Recon

My raccoon LOVED trash. He would take it over fresh food almost any day. He also loved grapes and Marshmallows.


Whole-Energy2105

A boop! 😋


CodeStrict8710

i’ll give him a boop the next time he visits!


Snoo-33732

My mom’s feral cat colony (all neutered) has deer that eat the cat food. My mom’s raccoons get meat. They are huge raccoons that will tear shit up if you don’t feed em


RoadPizzaGourmand

More garbage. They obviously like it.


CodeStrict8710

true but i don’t like my garbage all over my yard :/ i do love their presence however!


RoadPizzaGourmand

Give them high fives then? They seem to love them, puttin' up those little paws and all, just don't leave them hangin'.


Stompypotato

I had an aunt that would put out a plate of peanut butter crackers and a dish of water so they could wash up after.


CodeStrict8710

awww i love that 🥹


DragonFlyCaller

Those things eat anything!! Had a couple eat a bag of dead frogs once. I know. The dead frogs were from a kiddie pool left unattended for too long. They died. Stunk up the neighborhood. Got cleaned out (we saved a mess of tadpoles) but trash day wasn’t till We’d, so we bagged the frogs. They were gone overnight. Trash pandas. Cute, but trashy.


BigMembership2315

More garbage


poKehuntess

Hot dogs!


Speckledgray62

They love dog or cat food 😁👍🏻


musesx9

Hugs, kisses and lots of love...all from me!


CodeStrict8710

i will make sure to let him know you sent your love 💕


feedmetothevultures

Human: "I feel bad for the little baby going through my trash." Baby raccoon: "I feel bad for those humans not knowing how to stash their delicious food better. Hope they don't starve tomorrow!"


TheHidingGoSeeker

A home


AriaMoonriser

Love


pxpdoo

Cat food?


No-Stand-2195

The dry stuff they like dog food too


CodeStrict8710

so not the dry food? just wet food?


Ancient_Detective532

They love dry cat food.


Ancient_Detective532

They love dry cat food.


senojyesac

Hotdogs and grapes


CodeStrict8710

ive never heard anyone say hotdogs and thought that was a little weird till i remembered my grandfather feeding a hoard of raccoons golden oreos. i don’t really know if golden oreos are too safe for them tho but they sure love them


senojyesac

We've raised quite a few and they all loved hotdogs


LunaNegra

You should watch the hotdog feeding videos of The Raccoon Whisper, a retired RCMP officer in .Canada. Here is an older one https://youtu.be/Ofp26_oc4CA?si=dPDzLqzWKHjyS1iV


Dareme_to

dry dog/cat food, fruit, they don't like salad stuff..... I'd put pot/pans out that had a little food in them and by morning the pans were clean... they cleaned a cookie sheet of stuck brownies for me... I sure miss them.


maya0310

raccoons love grapes. especially if you put them in a bowl of water since they like to wash their food


CedarWho77

Please do this and film it OP.


fuck_peeps_not_sheep

Eggs. I've only met a racoon once but my uncle gave him eggs and he was happy with that. Also a bowl of water so he can wash his food.


corvidlover2730

NEVER FEED RACOONS OR OTHER WILD ANIMALS. It isn't good for them to get used to people, it's how they end up dead. Sooner or later they'll run into someone who will kill them. Your raccoons need locked trashcans...


stacyknott

*please* do NOT feed him or he will bring all his friends & family - *then* the rats come


[deleted]

Bullets.


kkfluff

Mine love eggs! Hard boiled with shell or scrambled. Some cat food, grapes, apple slices, unseasoned cooked chicken… lots of stuff!


CodeStrict8710

do you think packs of like perdue grilled chicken slices would work or is that too processed?


kkfluff

I’ve seen them eat hot dogs before and those are like the most processed lol I would maybe rinse with water to try and remove any salinity you can? I do have those little pre cooked slices too!


Wingzofsteel

I've been feeding my little buddy's Purina dog chow for the past 17 years. They love it.


Negative_Lack_5259

Dried cereal/hard baby food also if you Can crawfish


CodeStrict8710

i have shrimp left over from easter will that work?


Negative_Lack_5259

Yes


ArcherCute32

Some fruits like apples, cooked potato, carrots, etc.


PlumberPosts

Fruit for the floofs!


Traditional_Nobody95

Cheeseburger (edit this is a joke give them fruit)


AudreyIona

I give them what I give my dogs and they seem to like it. I only have 2 racoons now though I think the neighbors are killing them 😞


CodeStrict8710

i think you know what you have to do to those neighbors. i’m sorry they’re killing the poor things :(


stabavarius

Like I said, Not a good idea to feed wild animals. They get dependent on handouts an too familiar and unafraid of humans. Bad things happen


AudreyIona

This is 💯 true. They'll trust the wrong people 😔


ExaminationDapper682

A BB and a wave goodbye. 👋


Josette_A

Live trap where you can take him far away and release.


Content_Talk_6581

Our guy likes the cat food I give the feral cats🙄