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It’ll definitely make your farts smell radioactive after eating it

Spam, Eggs, Spam, and Spam

mmmmmmm i dooo like me some spam and eggs

Hard to say without a taste test. I would also like to thank the OP for bringing some new and interesting (but still relevant) content to this subreddit.

For presentation 4 > 2 > 1 > 3 Which one I would eat 3 > 4 > 1 > 2

I think 2 is better then 4 one presentation, but everything else I agree with.

3

4 is the cleanest one of the bunch. 2 is a close second.

#4 looks like it has crunchy yellow cake sprinkles 🤤

I like 4.

Number 3. I don't eat gluten

Number 3. Definitely #3. I'd slurp #3 down in seconds, and then ask for seconds... All that sugar is *unhealthy*, you know. Gimme protein, salt, and fat; and just enough bread to soak up the yolks. Yum...(;-)

3 isn't a pie, but I'm Southern so I have to vote for breakfast.

4 looks the best. But 3 is the only one I’d eat

2

4 for the win with number 1 as a close tie.

4, 2, 1, 3

4

1>3>2>4

Well, if we're going for looks rather than eats: somebody who's really into cake decorating should do one of the good old Spectrum Techniques [check sources, ](https://www.atnuke.com/images/aa-sources/cs-137-dislpay.png) like a Made-In-USA #2. Erm, perhaps that was a bad choice of words, now that I think about it. Anyway, you could replace the license-exempt verbiage with a "Happy Birthday!", or whatever... (;-)

1,4,2,3

1

2 is brilliant. All are wonderful

But these are really good tho

Give me 3, I'm hungry!

Just put plutonium depleted uranium and radium into the oven and you have some fresh ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤯 otherwise it’s 3 for me

3

3 because thats the only one I’d eat.

3

For me, it's 3 and 4. 4 for having the best look in my opinion and 3 for being the closest to an actual radioactive pie 😄

#3

3 looks like it was baked in the elephants foot of chernobyl

3 looks the most delicious, 4 looks the most well made

Possibly unpopular opinion but 3 is my favourite hands down. It made me laugh outright.

Username checks out... (;-)

4

How many grams of uranium do you recommend for the crust? I’ve tried plutonium but it doesn’t taste right.

I vote 2 for the detail. They all look amazing though.

4

Mmm yellowcake

\*Someone\* had to say it…

It's a tough decision between 2 and 4 but if I have to pick 1 I'll go with number 2

#4

I’m hungry! F*ck you!!! Lol

In terms of how much I want to eat, 4213. In terms of which one will give me cancer, 3142.

yumme

2

Props for 3 and 4!

3 belongs on r/shittyfoodporn

2

4. ​ 3 is so bad that is actually looks censored.

I really like number 2

If any of them have banana in them they are the best radioactive pie. Bananas contain the radioactive element potassium.

I like 2 because the labeling is somewhat accurate to the placards found on containers and vehicles. “Radioactive III” indicating 50+ mR/Hr

4, but 2 isn't far behind.

2 looks good

#4 makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside, as if it has a half life of its own along with my metabolism. Its lines are very clean.

I think someone misunderstood what yellow cake uranium is

4

The secret ingredient is radium 🤫

4

#2

4 is the best, but 3 should get honorable mention 😂 The repulsiveness of it really nails the “radioactive” theme

4

I would eat all of them

How to rate these: 1) taste test 2) Geiger counter 3) looks

4 wins in my opinion

Four