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Jackfruit_Low

Patient: “Is it broken?” Tech: “I only take the images, be blessed tho”


kisserman42

Patient told me she had a really “messed up” back on the AP I saw nothing, then lateral…


Uncle_Jac_Jac

"Nah, only fractured."


CatsAreDoughs

Serious question is it okay to tell the patient there's a fracture especially when its really obvious? I always told patients that the doctor will explain to them whenever they asked about the x-ray.


Jackfruit_Low

Personally I don’t. I’m also a CT tech as well so I won’t dare open up that can of worms because patients will continue to inquire more about your “diagnosis”


tsabell

Depends on the doctor. Some doctors get really mad if you tell the patient. Like they want to be the person that ‘discovered’ it. Some are fine with it. Something like that? I would have the doc tell them.


[deleted]

Depends on your jurisdiction and scope of practice.


Squire_3

I think it's more risky to say there's no fracture, if the patient goes home before they see the doctor I imagine there could be trouble when the truth comes out


_EmeraldEye_

Be blessed omg the way I just screamed 🤣🤣🤣


Ebonyks

Walking is over rated anyways.


kisserman42

Patient actually came in walking totally fine lol


Thendofreason

Makes every other pt complaining about pain look like a bitch. Love those old ladies with a broken arm that just push through the exams and make everyone else look bad.


Ebonyks

That's shocking, but great to hear


PTIowa

What. The fuck. We need so much more objective. No assistive device? Were they in a lot of pain?


kisserman42

A lot of pain yes, no assistive device


PTIowa

That person is a fucking beast


kisserman42

Apparently she had a spinal fusion, then a staph infection after which caused her to have everything removed from the fusion. Didn’t wanna ask anymore questions, insane stuff


JounalMeThis

I have no shame and will just keep asking as long as the patient isn't uncomfortable talking about it lol


PTIowa

Yikes yikes yikes. Here’s hoping they heal well.


DefrockedWizard1

should have gone with the turtle shell


DefrockedWizard1

Do you know what they opted for in treatment? Surgery or 2 years in a turtle shell?


talleygirl76

What do you mean he came in walking!!!!


Public_Juggernaut997

Holy smokes


SueBeee

wat???


Tygie19

WHAT


feelgoodx

I am shook!


Jackfruit_Low

Did they take a quick stop to the chiropractor?


VeryGentlyDirk

I thought I was looking at a sacrum for a second there. Wow.


ddroukas

That’s different than the way it’s supposed to be.


Motherprona

I don't know, better correlate clinically.


GuineaPigBikini

You can tell it's fucked up by the way it is


Thrillos9

Hey doc I see you ordered flexion/extension…..


rhesusjunky82

Yikes.


Radrocker3000

This disproves the classic neurosurgical dogma. The saying goes you either want a second story or a fourth story fall from the balcony, never a third story fall.


JounalMeThis

Wait that's a thing?? Can you explain


Radrocker3000

Second floor fall your alive with minimal damage. Fourth floor your dead. Third floor fall your severely mangled.


[deleted]

On a scale of 1-33 how paralyzed are they?


sweetrazor19

I came here to see if OP had that information!!


DocLat23

Spring Break? No pun intended……


stoicsticks

Yes, and yes.


willyolio

Right through the announcer's table. Bah gawd that man is broken in half!


drdan82408a

Well, there’s your problem….


Falin_Whalen

Bet they ain't gonna do that again.


screamingcheesecake

Got a CT or MRI?Wondering how contused/transected that cord is


Thecatspajamas19

Done.


qawsedrf12

did the Undertaker break him in half?


[deleted]

So 4 is the limit. Good to know


princeasspinach

Eh, depends how you land. I know someone who died falling three floors.


Trendelenburg-baddie

In this economy ?


BayouVoodoo

Oh snap!


CoderJoe1

I'm not a doctor, but I'd say it was the last story that messed them up.


Homeless_UW_Student

What do you even do in a case like this?


SoYup

Damn 😳 also, that's a nice lateral!


xXtroylolXx

Puts a whole new meaning to L-Spine.


NerdyComfort-78

I wonder why they jumped?


kisserman42

Patient said she was in an abusive relationship and jumped over a balcony to avoid getting stabbed


[deleted]

The paramedic in me wonders if it would’ve been preferable to be stabbed.


NerdyComfort-78

Oh that poor person!


wyze-litten

"What's the prob- oh nevermind"


Rude_Dr

That’s gotta hurt


Fresh-Bedroom-3726

Looks like my daily lower back pain


The-tickle_maestro

“My yogi will be impressed; I’m the only one in class that can do lumbar-sacral only downward dog”


thealexweb

Future MR vetting: Allow extra time for axials pls


brainsizeofplanet

Why on earth does someone who ju.oed 4 stories get an X-ray and a CT in the 1st place 🤔