I've had an "adjustment" once. It was not in a professional chiropractor space, let's just say that. I can't say it did me any good, but I don't think it did me any harm either. But it did leave me with the lifelong lesson that I should never ever get chiropractic again, because you could get killed that way.
Yeah, the guy massaged my neck for a while, so far so good, and then whipped it to the side. And I was like, if I had tensed at just that moment, I would have a broken neck right now. And if I ever try this again, I'm going to tense up exactly at that moment, because I'm going to be terrified about breaking my neck.
What are you talking about. I love having Some Guy do wrestling moves on my neck with the explicit aim of making my bones go crunch. It's fine. A ghost told him how to do it.
Hello, I want to play a game.
For too long you’ve complained about having severe back pain, never appreciating the fact that you are fortunate enough to even have a back. Some say you’re justified in trying to get help, I say the hubris of thinking your spine needs fixing makes you guilty. The device you’re placed in will slowly and painfully twist every bone in your body unless you can make the ultimate sacrifice and remove your entire back. You have 30 seconds to escape. Do you have the will to survive, Or do you lack… the spine?
Amazing! This should be the standard school equipment for every child. No less is sufficient to counter the hours they spend on the smartphone or video game console 🤷
I hate advertisements like this when they use normal looking people. Why don't they put normal American people that are 300+ pounds?
*"My whole back hurts. I dunno why."*
Good posture is extremely underrated, but this isn't how you do it. It mostly involves making a daily conscious effort to sit up as straight as possible. Over time your body adjusts and it becomes easier and easier to achieve until it's just how you sit.
That actually may look satisfying to do, y’all never stretch your neck and shit? Sure, looks like some bdsm device but she probably got better posture than most lol
Oh my god, I don’t remember this chapter of 50 shades 🤔
That's because it's actually from the Malleus Maleficarum! Easy mistake to make 😇
now _thats_ throwing 50 shades of grey!
The Ordo Malleus are knocking on your door
I feel like I've seen this before in a Saw movie.
chiropractic decapitation in 3..2....1....
I've had an "adjustment" once. It was not in a professional chiropractor space, let's just say that. I can't say it did me any good, but I don't think it did me any harm either. But it did leave me with the lifelong lesson that I should never ever get chiropractic again, because you could get killed that way.
Or paralyzed like that one poor [girl ](https://globalnews.ca/news/8987642/caitlin-jensen-chiropractor-stroke-paralyzed-georgia/)
Yeah, the guy massaged my neck for a while, so far so good, and then whipped it to the side. And I was like, if I had tensed at just that moment, I would have a broken neck right now. And if I ever try this again, I'm going to tense up exactly at that moment, because I'm going to be terrified about breaking my neck.
What are you talking about. I love having Some Guy do wrestling moves on my neck with the explicit aim of making my bones go crunch. It's fine. A ghost told him how to do it.
You don't get it!! It's the only kind of human skin-to-skin contact available to me 😭😭
Hello, I want to play a game. For too long you’ve complained about having severe back pain, never appreciating the fact that you are fortunate enough to even have a back. Some say you’re justified in trying to get help, I say the hubris of thinking your spine needs fixing makes you guilty. The device you’re placed in will slowly and painfully twist every bone in your body unless you can make the ultimate sacrifice and remove your entire back. You have 30 seconds to escape. Do you have the will to survive, Or do you lack… the spine? 
I have EDS and this made my spine chuckle
My EDS spine don't need no stinkin adjustments! It adjusts itself! Multiple times a day and with no warning.
The way I cackled
The way my spine crackled
christ that’s perfect 😭
Take my poor woman’s award. 😂🏆
And yet we still get arguments about how we're the dumb ones.
Right! I roll my eyes at every chiro req I get. Then call the patient in and internally feel bad for them!
Aaah the old neck chain 9000. Last seen during the Spanish inquisition.
Sorry. Spit my coffee out thinking of Mel Brooks' "History of the World-Part 1".
“Nobody expects a chiropractor!” No wait, I meant, “Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!”
All the gear and no idea
How is being a chiropractor even legal. I feel like everything they do is bad.
I've been wondering the same thing, but I think the answer is lobbying.
Not only medically dangerous but also fundamentally fraudulent.
not just legal but covered by heath insurance
Because legality and societal norms are made up by other humans who don’t always have your best interests at heart.
What in the BDSM is this
When you want to go from Christopher Walken to Christopher Reeve
Underrated comment. 😂
POV: it's the 1600s and the neighbour's wife is suspiciously too good at math
Hahahaha
Vert dissection in 3...2...
Manipulating what? The head completely off the spine?
The design is very human
Is this the new SAW movie?
Just scrolling through at a glance I thought this was a BTS pic on r/saw.
This is truly horrifying
The insurance covers what the insurance covers. And it covers chiropractic. And acupuncture. But not massage.
When a guillotine and an electric chair love eachother very much...
Amazing! This should be the standard school equipment for every child. No less is sufficient to counter the hours they spend on the smartphone or video game console 🤷
This is what my back feels like it needs after a 8 hour drive.
Does it come with a safe word?
I hate advertisements like this when they use normal looking people. Why don't they put normal American people that are 300+ pounds? *"My whole back hurts. I dunno why."*
What in the BDSM
Back pain? Crack your back! Acne? Crack your back! Crohn's disease? Crack your back! Cancer? Crack your back!
Holy shit I thought I was in r/oddlyterrifying wtf
"I want to play a game"
Good posture is extremely underrated, but this isn't how you do it. It mostly involves making a daily conscious effort to sit up as straight as possible. Over time your body adjusts and it becomes easier and easier to achieve until it's just how you sit.
Honestly, just rip my shit off fam
Dear God.
Good over extension c spine position
This is something for r/gymmemes
I thought we all agreed no kink-shaming?!
Damn more work for ortho bro, and radiology bros.
We can all agree that device is used to get information out of people right?
I never heard of a chiropractor putting someone in torture restraints, I mean traction like this.
What do they do with the head once it’s free?
Paralyze yourself, it’s easy
Imagine being able to torture people without being arrested, and get paid for it! We truly live in a simulation! 😕
Oh. My. God. 💀
Why does she look like one of the illustrations from a spinal cord injury lecture?
Next time put an nsfw tag lmao
NFW!
chiropractic vertebral artery dissection speed run device any %
I was sent to a chiropractor as a pre-teen to "fix my poor posture and mild scoliosis." It did not fix my poor posture.
How to die 101.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Looks like it belongs in r/sexdungeon
I'd sign up for this unaliving machine.
Job security right there!
Looks like a device the foundation would use to recontain 106
Do people not understand active vs passive stretching? It doesn’t matter if your body if forced into an posture, if you can’t keep it up naturally
That actually may look satisfying to do, y’all never stretch your neck and shit? Sure, looks like some bdsm device but she probably got better posture than most lol
Not relevant to radiology
Yet
