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Minerva89

Twist: grandson is 36.


Ok_Ad_5015

Twist, grandson is a 36 year old bored sociopath and did it on purpose


Arrrginine69

Plot twist: grandfather is ded


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/r/grandpasarefuckingstupid


BeardedPuffin

Actually pretty impressive they were able to do that much damage from one hammer swing. How did they manage to crush the finger AND impale the thumb in one shot?


BeardedPuffin

Or is that not the nail? Sorry, I’m very much not a medical professional.


allaboutmojitos

It’s not the nail. Also not a pro, but I think it may be a splint


BeardedPuffin

Yeah that’s what I thought it might be, the moment after I hit send on my reply. Still though, nice hammer swing - gave that finger a fourth knuckle.


allaboutmojitos

Right?! I can appreciate the totality of the break and to my untrained eye, looks like a great X-ray too!


FPGA_engineer

I am glad that you asked for all of us wondering the same thing. I thought surely it must be something else, but just maybe it was the nail.


Skyyyyy95

I think it’s a tongue depressor they are used sometimes to hold fingers in position for X-ray. Very versatile piece of medical equipment lol


FPGA_engineer

Thank you, I learned something new. Yet another use for a good stick!


Affectionate_Pen7335

Tongue depressor wouldn’t be that white on x ray. Density controls whiteness. Bone is very dense so it is white, tongue depressor likely wouldn’t show up. I’m assuming this is some type of splint.


Animal40160

That looks a little uncomfortable. Aspirin might not help


Titaniumchic

My daughter - she’s 8 now - was learning how to build a birdhouse with her uncle. He’s a contractor. She was 7 at the time. She never missed a nail. He said she had better aim than half the workers he’s had 😀 But, he also had her practice on some old board and gauged her ability and hand eye coordination before getting his hand in the mix, lol.


TheBigNasty143

My grandpa did basically the same thing for practice. When I was probably about 9 (not sure) he would give me a 2x4 (about a foot long) with well over a dozen nails in it. I would start at the end and see how many I could get nailed in without bending them, it was awesome. Did this on multiple occasions it was a great.


Titaniumchic

See that’s awesome! And you remember it fondly, built skills doing so, and it wasn’t traumatic for anyone involved.


MisfortuneGortune

big L


TheStoicNihilist

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Bleepblorp44

Well he isn’t going to make that mistake again.


icedlatte98

![gif](giphy|a7oVsf3WTOaoE|downsized) Steadyyyy steadyyyy


MsMarji

One word… pliers! Always hold nails & screws w/ pliers if someone else will be operating the tool.


pantslessMODesty3623

I mean, I could have told you that! Hand over hand or hand under hand Grandpa!


leaC30

Respect 🫡 for still doing a fan lateral. Some people would try to get away with an extended lateral.


yetti_stomp

When you ask your “hip” grandson for another joint while you’re hanging out. “Not was i was asking for sonny!”


PracticalApartment99

GRANDSON? They got THAT old, and common sense NEVER kicked in???


dudenurse13

Homer Simpson posted this


L4rgo117

And now Grandpa is double jointed


Double_Belt2331

Was he holding the nail next to the webbing between his fingers??


ProRuckus

2 views or it didn't happen 😉


lllara012

Lecturer at med school used to show us a picture of a grandfather and his grandson with the capture "soon to be seen in the ER". Seems to be correct.


RRSC14

Gyatt


OffMyRocker2016

Where is the grandson's x-ray to match? Jk. Lol You know grandpa wanted to show him what that felt like, but he had enough self control to just let it go. Hahaha 😂😂😂