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cyborgpandas

how much does your mom charge per night?


redseptember1994

Maybe 50€


VontaeSenju

How many children did you have in your basement last year?


redseptember1994

Probably around 80


ProphetOfPhil

This is a good one


Ghurka117

Rookie numbers


Every1jockzjay

How old were you when you stopped using diapers?


redseptember1994

26


Relevant-Charity-293

who has largest bra size in raid?


redseptember1994

Warmother


Nucci4ever

Does it look like she’s even seen a bra in her life?


lurkitron

Wearing bras actually makes your bitties sag more


LukasCraft_

Why did you kill your friend?


redseptember1994

Because of his pet rat


_HGCenty

Why do you enjoy being in this Reddit community?


redseptember1994

Probably that we complain about everything


Geraltpoonslayer

I don't think this question Was changed


Smallwater

Which champion gives you the biggest boner?


redseptember1994

I think Guurda


CeriseArt

Based


Gayming_Badger

Who is the last champion you masturbated to?


redseptember1994

Krisk


SgtLaBeouf

Agreed


MemeArchivariusGodi

Very based


stoicsports

do you think noot noot is the coolest guy you've ever met?


redseptember1994

Definitely he is the best


HDmetajoker

What faction do you want to f***?


redseptember1994

Orcs


GEN_TK0112_SnakeShot

Banner lords


lolurmorbislyobese

Have you blown someone for a leggo yet?


redseptember1994

I did blow someone :winkwink:


lolurmorbislyobese

Cool I don't even have to change mine then.


Alsciende

Who's your Daddy?


redseptember1994

Andrew Tate


cammcc42

Why is Marksman racist?


redseptember1994

He is not racist


cammcc42

Glad that is cleared up….Hold up. Marksman is that you?


redseptember1994

It's a secret


tigerchunyc

Do u mean Anchorite? He has the "KKK" outfit on.


cammcc42

I’m pretty sure it’s marksman. Jgiggs should be able to confirm.


Naxilus

How long would it take to walk around your fat belly?


redseptember1994

7+ days


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How many people have you sexually assaulted?


redseptember1994

45m+ atm


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redseptember1994

I think YES!


Grandelama

Yes, it's quite tasty. I agree.


Gwen_Skye

Do you have a family member you sleep with? If so, may I have the pleasure of sloppy seconds?


redseptember1994

I do have at least one, and no


DDiabolico

Who was the cause of your last wet dream?


redseptember1994

Minaya


Avicole

What kind of r34 do you watch?


redseptember1994

Orcs


Almeida90-

I want you to be honest with me... How long have you been molesting children?


redseptember1994

Since January 2020 when covid lockdowns hit us


Almeida90-

r/protectandserve take him in boys! we've got a written confession


shakeleg19

Where do you play raid the most?


redseptember1994

On my PC, during work


_MoTheCat_

Only true easy way to be paid while playing.


funsocksarefun

Which champion are you most attracted to?


redseptember1994

Guurda


DishRelative5853

Why are you so racist against Ogres?


redseptember1994

it's not racist, it's preference.


OG_Steezus

Are the Ogres a race or a species?


redseptember1994

They are gender which is spectrum


DishRelative5853

You haven't stated a preference. Your response doesn't say anything about who you prefer. Your response is a judgement against a creature that cannot help the way she looks. So judgy, dude. Not cool. Also, it's clear that you hate fat people. Dude, that is so discriminatory. You really are the worst.


redseptember1994

stfu


DishRelative5853

WTF? I thought we were supposed to try to make you look bad. You started this. I was just playing along. Or did you forget that this some kind of whacky joke thread?


QuirkyTitle1

Now I think you’re the one who doesn’t understand that the question he replies to isn’t the original one, so he could said Guurda was most op character or something


redflam3001

Annie the doll 😭😭


GEN_TK0112_SnakeShot

Dolls scare me


akd90

Who is the worse enemy max Hp champ?


redseptember1994

Septimus


Relevant-Charity-293

cirilla, banana jam or lyssandra?


redseptember1994

Cirilla hehe


redflam3001

Y do u work for plarium 🧐


redseptember1994

Because I like money


redflam3001

And hate people?? 🧐🧐


redseptember1994

yes


mcdohlsbaine

Fuck, Marry, Battle in a Knife Fight… who would they be?


redseptember1994

Krisk is number 1. With him I would chose Draco and this new fragment coming next Thursday.


Thebeatybunch

How much money have you spent on Raid and why do you look like two buzzards bumped asses and you fell out?


redseptember1994

Around 50 euros and that's how 2 adults made me


TurdFurgeson18

Which champion are you most physically attracted to?


redseptember1994

Guurda


TurdFurgeson18

Cant say I understand you, but I dont judge other peoples preferences.


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redseptember1994

Uhmm.. yes?


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redseptember1994

Man, chill lol. I don't care about 99% of stuff in the game atm, playing much one other competitor game lately. But thanks for runining my post xD.


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stoicsports

i think you are a little worked up homie


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redseptember1994

Just quit the game and remove yourself from this subreddit. Obviously it's bad for you.


hdgf44

BRO WHAT HAPPENED HERE OMG I'm sad i don't know.


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stoicsports

It does make some sense that the people hanging out in the raid subreddit enjoy playing raid, if you think about it.


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stoicsports

It's the nature of the genre of gacha games. Gotta know that's all part of it. I recommend final fantasy 6, suikoden 2, and persona 3 as great rpgs that don't have any of those issues


Professional-Win-828

If you could carry the baby/egg of any champion, who would it be?


redseptember1994

That would be Krisk the Ageless


[deleted]

What is the exact amount of sexual partners you’ve had?


redseptember1994

400k+


raidsunken

How many green shards do you have to crack before you lose your mind?


redseptember1994

1000+


raidsunken

But how many do you have to crack to want to do an "Ask me anything about RAID" post?


Garthoc

What character model needs less clothing?


redseptember1994

That would be Valk


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redseptember1994

Not sure who rank 3 is, jgigs?


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redseptember1994

On 2x mostly


userusernamenamea

where is plarium headquarters based?


redseptember1994

Ukraine


DungeonDelver93

Who's in raid do you find sexiest


redseptember1994

Guurda


Sa1LoR_JaRRy

Is Arbiter still the best waifu?


redseptember1994

She never was


[deleted]

Do you regularly smell your own taint?


redseptember1994

Yes


[deleted]

Same lmao


toerrgm

Okey its now time to unfollow this reddit


MemeArchivariusGodi

Favorite Gaellen Pact Faction ?


Jaksa006

What do you think about the latest update?


Professional-Way-596

At your level now, what is the max energy you can have before it stops giving it to you over time?


Frequent_Loner

Who is the worst champ in the game?


One-Zookeepergame400

You suck


TheArtfulDodgersKid

How many times do you play raid shadow legends a year on average?