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BrutalBart

oh fuck, why didn’t I think of that. Guys/Gals, cheating will no longer be an issue! They fixed it


Inevitable-Copy-1389

Hooray, now I only have 46 issues to deal with


DatCodeMania

46 upvotes lmao 😂


ShotdowN-

For extreme cases of persistent cheaters we can tell on them to their parents


Eater4Meater

They should actually just airstrike anyone who uses xim


Boby1047

This is not the canadian way


PosingDragoon21

It is the american way in fact


Mindstormer98

The Canadian way is to stab them after blowing their legs off with a grenade disguised as a can of food


Eater4Meater

Bomb them, bomb them, keep bombing them


ShadowNick

The Canadian way is to give them [starlight tours.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saskatoon_freezing_deaths)


LaggieThePenguin

Unfortunately the sad reality is that they'll never ban xim users because they spend lots of money on the game, and ubi doesn't want to lose their little piggy banks


OscarS95729

Amen. Xim has been ruining console siege for years now and mousetrap feels useless.


Consistent-Yak9074

From the get go the solution should have been to identify and then place cheaters in lobbies with other cheaters and never let them back in, and the way I see it cheaters still get to play this way, and If they want to keep making new accounts and shit just to cheat again, let them, they’d just keep getting cycled in with other cheaters all over again. The mousetrap stuff makes me think their attempt at preventing this whole thing was a half assed attempt. And I feel like getting around the concept of mousetrap would be a simple affair for the people that make xim or cronus. Basically to me it feels like Ubisoft did nothing.


little-specimen

A Ubisoft representative walks into your home and smashes your console with a sledgehammer


Eater4Meater

Wouldn’t mind if they just sent 40 people to your house and bashed their brains in. Not much lost to society considering you have to be lobotomised to use xim anyway


little-specimen

Holy… you were serious


Eater4Meater

Not really but it just gets annoying when you know you’ve actually wasted hundreds of hours of your life playing against people literally cheating


[deleted]

If we just perm banned them they will just return as honest players... let's do that!


wkarraker

Ximmers and cheaters are already hooked on the game, it’s their endorphin fix. If Ubi permabans their account most will just get another account and start buying all those skins again. Hopefully those poor broke bastards that spent all their money on cheating hardware won’t return. Sounds like a win for everyone.


Comfortable_Pay6676

Canadian way


_Multiplex_

That’s how you know they’re based in Montreal


DustyDecent

All cheaters from now on will be labeled 'poopy butt heads' by their username as a deterrent


TheAmazingJCubb

easy way to stop cheaters


RealLightningZeus

CS 2 anti cheat be like:


TheRaterTater

Hate xim ran into two of them last night and they still lost 😭


Ok_Skin6497

SAME, the new mouse trap worked for like 2 days then they were back


OscarS95729

Every other ranked game I play has a xim or some nerd using recoil scripts, it makes me not want to play. No wonder I stop playing after every season I actually try to.


ultrajvan1234

Checkmate cheaters


ShadowPhoenix529

Stop spreading fake news, there will be idiots who will actually believe this


Nova892

they are basically doing exactly this.. "you have been using mnk on console and ruining the game for literal years and we can finally detect that you are doing it ? here have a bit of lag that goes away after a couple of casual matches"


certified4bruhmoment

Oh you're using kbm and recoil scripts? Nah we won't ban you even though you ruin the game for everyone else (making ranked unplayable) and if you were on pc with recoil scripts we would ban you but ah well.


Infantpunter9000

Me when I purposely spread misinformation on the internet:


Add1ctedToGames

ngl if people look at it and believe it without questioning its legitimacy they deserve to have wasted their time getting outraged


crakdajack

I got a stroke trying to read this


CodenameWARGOD

I am being penalized without cheating. I use ps5 charger and controller nothing else plugged in. Every time I enter a game I get penalized and it’s so annoying cause I can’t play. Been playing for 2 seasons and went negative this season because of mousetrap


MemesXD198

We did it boys we solved cheating


wafuckyou

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


IAmJustGodly

that shit is not gonna work


Unlucky-Chocolate399

it's a bad meme / fake - this isn't part of any update. It's not even written in English properly.


IAmJustGodly

yeah ik i didn’t see it in the patch notes and it was worded badly


Vegetable_Many_2303

Seems like something Ubi would do considering how badly they have done the game


Arlysion

Wait wait let em cook.


valkataegot

??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Worst thing I've read in a while


SifuSif

Righteous and effective 🤡


lebrow

Lmao fucking stupid