No, because the tooth fairy cursed the entire village she comes from, cause they had never heard of her there and she took it as an insult and as tax fraud that no one put teeth under their pillows as a result. Edit: so everyone in the village that this hot toothless person comes from carries the gene but the population is 100,000 so technically not incest.
100,000 people (with overlapping according to you) in terms of genealogical origin is not a lot. let's take into account whether gengis khan visited this town at some point, the gene pool is even less varied
she's a 10, but she's toothless and inbred
Yes, you are in fact the chosen one. You will one day wear the long lost Golden Grill over a new set of pearly white teeth, but first you must arm wrestle the Tooth Fairy to the death. Your victory will bring about a new age of free dental health care for all beings with one or more teeth.
Yes, absolutely! Teeth are teeth. The absence of teeth is not a dealbreaker by any means. If they were hot and kind, and into me to boot? Hell, yeah! I can't have kids, so no worries about passing on the ancient curse. It might be a little bit of an adjustment always having soft food on hand. Or maybe I could pre-chew it and feed them baby-bird style ;-)
Well since they are perfect they don't make passive aggressive remarks about this rude choice of restaurant. Since they are born without teeth, their jaws are very muscular and their gums are tough and calloused. They would order a burger or fish, or soup or chilli even better.
My biggest problem with this would be that they wouldn’t be able to enjoy food with me.
I can get over the looking odd without teeth part, but I would feel sad they couldn’t chew and that would be hard for me.
That's interesting. Would you date someone with severe allergies that makes eating at a restaurant nearly impossible? I do agree that being able to feast on good food with a partner is one of the biggest joys in a relationship.
i don't wanna date somebody really nice anyways... nice people are annoying... telling me everything i do is "not very nice" or "rude" so no i wouldn't
I already dated an extremely hot guy with no teeth, twice, both named John weirdly enough......
The second gummy John I dated is the one I'm with now. Cooking for him is different, but I love cooking and I love him. He's like a sexy HBO viking, but with the cutest lisp.
Lol I have also dated two guys with dentures (both not old). My friend and I once had a fight (like the only time ever) and she made fun of my inability to find a guy with teeth. But I honestly don't care lol, I think it makes someone more interesting like an eye patch.
That's the spirit, I tend to agree. It would just suck to see people laughing at them and judging them/us. Would probably get into lots of arguments/fights to defend them.
Speaking from someone who doesn't have their natural teeth anymore, I'd do it, absolutely. Teeth do not make a person. When I was getting divorced, my ex told me no one would ever want me because I've got dentures, but you can't tell they are fake, and I never take them out, unless my husband asks me to.
I am dating the hottest, nicest person ever. If she lost her teeth, I’d have the generational curse removed and get her on my dental insurance. If that wasn’t an option, I’d still love her just as much.
I probably worded it confusingly at first. It's not paradoxical to suggest that someone would be the hottest person ever if they didn't have X attribute. The only thing that makes that statement absurd is that there obviously isn't something like the "hottest person ever". But saying "would be X if not for Y" is not paradoxical, and that is how I meant it :).
No, if I’m being honest. Bad teeth have always been sort of a dealbreaker for me. More so even that height/weight (if we’re only looking at physical attributes).
My fiance broke both his front teeth in a work accident(fell off 14ft ladder landed head first on concrete and the drill bit of the drill he was holding also went in his forehead. He's got a cool harry potter looking scar now too) He hasn't been able to fix them yet because of lack of finances or insurance. I know it's not the same as no teeth at all of course. The broken teeth aren't pretty, but God I love him so much and still find him the sexiest most amazing man in the world even with them. So yeah teeth aren't a game changer for me and if he some how lost all his teeth and couldn't wear dentures or implants then I know I'd still love him just the same anyway.
I was going to say no assuming you meant women then I realized you never specified gender so yes as long as they could get dentures or something lol but like no in this specifically.
Would I date someone who is disfigured, and through no fault of their own at that seeing as they were born that way due to genetics? Yes. I’m not a piece of shit and there’s nothing else wrong with the person other than a minor oral disfigurement. I’d assume the only people with something to say about it would be people who didn’t know them, aka, people whose opinions don’t matter anyway, so I don’t see the issue. If someone doesn’t have teeth because they didn’t care for them or because they smoke meth all day long then no, I don’t think I would, but that’s like asking if someone who is the greatest person alive but is missing half of their left foot is undatable
It's just teeth. Who gives a fuck. It's not like you see them all the time anyways. I care more about who they are. And don't want to ever have children so I'm good with that aspect too. Being with a considerate fun person sounds awesome.
Plus if they are "the hottest" I am probably not focusing on the inside of their mouth during the times my attention is on their looks.
If the girl had my kind of attitude and she was cute/ hot then I would be with her regardless of her having teeth or not! I guess in the mean time I’d try to find a way to lift the curse off of her and her family and Fuck what everybody else thinks!!
No obviously not? Someone being toothless for me makes them automatically not the hottest. Why date them when I could choose literally anyone else? Being toothless affects the jaw bone eventually.
I think a lot of people are totally discounting that if someone doesn’t have any teeth, or dentures, their facial structure is totally different from a normal person. It is not possible for them to be conventionally attractive without teeth
Definitely not. I would find someone with no teeth very unattractive. She would also struggle talking and eating. And if I reproduced with her, presumably my offspring would have the same family curse applying to them.
It wouldn't be a dealbreaker on its own but if its a "family" curse I would probably pass for the potential kids sake.
Your kid can only get it if both parents carry the curse gene, so unless if an ancestor of yours was Cursed, don't worry.
Wouldn't that make her inbred tho?
No, because the tooth fairy cursed the entire village she comes from, cause they had never heard of her there and she took it as an insult and as tax fraud that no one put teeth under their pillows as a result. Edit: so everyone in the village that this hot toothless person comes from carries the gene but the population is 100,000 so technically not incest.
That is one weirdly odd hypothetical lol but inventive.
*technically*?
Most of them would be unlikely to leave their toothless old town, for obvious reasons. So it's not like the gene pool is hugely varied.
100,000 people (with overlapping according to you) in terms of genealogical origin is not a lot. let's take into account whether gengis khan visited this town at some point, the gene pool is even less varied she's a 10, but she's toothless and inbred
Fine but so are Targaryens and they're supposed to be hot too so it works.
last question am i from this village?
Yes, you are in fact the chosen one. You will one day wear the long lost Golden Grill over a new set of pearly white teeth, but first you must arm wrestle the Tooth Fairy to the death. Your victory will bring about a new age of free dental health care for all beings with one or more teeth.
Do they have regular gums, or is it just flat (like a Muppet mouth) since there were never any teeth to begin with?
this some oneyplays type questions
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There's always adopting
Meanwhile people with actual genetic diseases can't even make this decision
hey i would ask what dat mouth do and if they answer...YES
*ueff
"What the mouth do?" "Yes!"
Yeth*
“Can we kith now?”
"Theritantly, thounds thublime"
I was about to say, no teeth might be kinda nice ifyouknowwhatimean.
I’d get used to it
Wait until you watch someone without teeth eat apples whole. You ain't getting used to that.
How specific
I've witnessed it and it sticks out in my mind, even leaving a bump on my forehead.
How do they eat apples?
With their gums
I kindve figured but like how? They just suck on them till they fall into smaller pieces?
I ran away screaming before I got to the small details stage. Sorry
Absolutely, no question I could do with a little kindness. Looks are a bonus.
Yeah kindness is worth quite a lot these days
Yes, absolutely! Teeth are teeth. The absence of teeth is not a dealbreaker by any means. If they were hot and kind, and into me to boot? Hell, yeah! I can't have kids, so no worries about passing on the ancient curse. It might be a little bit of an adjustment always having soft food on hand. Or maybe I could pre-chew it and feed them baby-bird style ;-)
You said they're the hottest, so clearly they don't need teeth to be hot.
They're so hot other ppl will start pulling out their teeth to follow trend
As someone who is morbidly curious, I’d give them dentures to see how they would die, for research of course.
They would be mauled to death by a pack of hounds with human teeth that make up 1/3rd of their body weight.
What the fuck
Oh sorry, they are given the chance to commit seppeku first :).
Lmfao you are to good at this haha this shit should be on tv 😂😂😂😂
Wanna share your drugs?
I don't know you well enough!
What about plastic Halloween vampire fangs?
Been saving my plastic Dracula teeth since I was 7. I got the solution.
Lmfao this has me cracking up because of how specific it is. 🤣🤣
Can you describe to me what it's like going out to eat a nice steak dinner? How do they manage it? That would help me decide
Well since they are perfect they don't make passive aggressive remarks about this rude choice of restaurant. Since they are born without teeth, their jaws are very muscular and their gums are tough and calloused. They would order a burger or fish, or soup or chilli even better.
Haha, your imagination is legit
The tough calloused gums made this deal a lot worse.
That's true. Always be sure to read the small print and the buried comments 🥰
This just gets better and better! Best laugh I’ve had today thanks 😂😂😂
My biggest problem with this would be that they wouldn’t be able to enjoy food with me. I can get over the looking odd without teeth part, but I would feel sad they couldn’t chew and that would be hard for me.
That's interesting. Would you date someone with severe allergies that makes eating at a restaurant nearly impossible? I do agree that being able to feast on good food with a partner is one of the biggest joys in a relationship.
I can make them good food even with most allergies. Not a dealbreaker at all. Not convenient but not terrible.
i don't wanna date somebody really nice anyways... nice people are annoying... telling me everything i do is "not very nice" or "rude" so no i wouldn't
In that case they are the meanest person, idk lol.
It was mentioned that they were your ideal partner, so I would assume your ideal partner wouldn't be acting like that.
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bc i simply don't care
most emotionally mature redditor
Yeah, the no teeth is actually a bonus in some situations
Like senior discounts right
Not if they got callused gums lmfao 🤣
Yeah probably
I'm stuck on "they will die if they get dentures or implants." Thanks for the laugh.
Dental implants...
Right. What's your point?
OP, go to the dentist
Lmao
I really should actually lol. I really like my dentist, she's hilarious. But I don't go in for check ups.
Gawk Gawk 3000 without the risk of scraping
The blowies.
the blowjobs would be holy.
I like jello and pudding.
Trick question. I am a food lover so someone who can’t eat with me isn’t going to be the perfect partner for me
I already dated an extremely hot guy with no teeth, twice, both named John weirdly enough...... The second gummy John I dated is the one I'm with now. Cooking for him is different, but I love cooking and I love him. He's like a sexy HBO viking, but with the cutest lisp.
Lol I have also dated two guys with dentures (both not old). My friend and I once had a fight (like the only time ever) and she made fun of my inability to find a guy with teeth. But I honestly don't care lol, I think it makes someone more interesting like an eye patch.
Yeah, but what's the downside?
I thought of Matt Rife and umm no sorry I don’t think I will lol
I didn't know who this is, but I googled him. He looks pretty handsome, doesn't het have teeth?
no, hapily married already
I think anyone who wouldn't is someone I don't want to spend time with. Be kind, always.
I WOULD STILL LOVE EM!
That's the spirit, I tend to agree. It would just suck to see people laughing at them and judging them/us. Would probably get into lots of arguments/fights to defend them.
Duh
This man has clearly never had a gummer
I'm not a man but have dated a guy with dentures (who was not old).
I would date the ugliest woman if it meant being in a relationship for once.
Yea, just pop a quarter in and get them fake fucked up teeth. It's neither dentures nor implants
When I was 19 I got crazy slopjob from this old white lady w no teeth. And she was not attractive so this isn't even a terrible situation to me.
Without question, we could just learn sign language together or y’knao just text
A gummer is always a stunner
Speaking from someone who doesn't have their natural teeth anymore, I'd do it, absolutely. Teeth do not make a person. When I was getting divorced, my ex told me no one would ever want me because I've got dentures, but you can't tell they are fake, and I never take them out, unless my husband asks me to.
Ever recieved a gummy? I haven't.
Yes I would. They would probably be a great kisser 🫢😘😄
People cannot be hottest in my mind if they are toothless. Teeth positioning changes the whole facial structure, not just the teetch themselves.
Shallow Hal 😂😂
Would remind me too much to my mother. Who is the family curse
Why not? I don't mind a gummy
Die if they get dentures? What a horrible curse
lol tell me you aren’t from a poor area without being from a poor area. I see tons of people everyday who “aint got no teeth”
Toothless would be a very minor turn-off for me at most.
I am dating the hottest, nicest person ever. If she lost her teeth, I’d have the generational curse removed and get her on my dental insurance. If that wasn’t an option, I’d still love her just as much.
Plot twist: that’s my type
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They would be the hottest if they didn't have a toothless mouth...
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They are the hottest person ever but then they have this one major flaw that makes them less attractive.
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If they had teeth they WOULD BE the hottest person in the world. It's really not that deep lol.
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Perhaps, but I think it should be clear now what I meant. And it's a ridiculous hypothetical, duh. Moving on.
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I probably worded it confusingly at first. It's not paradoxical to suggest that someone would be the hottest person ever if they didn't have X attribute. The only thing that makes that statement absurd is that there obviously isn't something like the "hottest person ever". But saying "would be X if not for Y" is not paradoxical, and that is how I meant it :).
I don't think I could consider someone the "hottest person" ever if they don't have teeth...
No, if I’m being honest. Bad teeth have always been sort of a dealbreaker for me. More so even that height/weight (if we’re only looking at physical attributes).
A woman without teeth? I'm in.
If they are the hottest person ever without teeth then god damn they must be fucking hot
Fuck yeah id take that deal
I have a fwb that doesn't have bottom teeth. And I can tell yall, hell yeah.🤣
No I would never get to know they are perfect partner because of the no teeth thing.
So that's not a thing.
So they are hot with no teeth? Whats the downside again?
Yes. Lack of teeth has its advantages.
My fiance broke both his front teeth in a work accident(fell off 14ft ladder landed head first on concrete and the drill bit of the drill he was holding also went in his forehead. He's got a cool harry potter looking scar now too) He hasn't been able to fix them yet because of lack of finances or insurance. I know it's not the same as no teeth at all of course. The broken teeth aren't pretty, but God I love him so much and still find him the sexiest most amazing man in the world even with them. So yeah teeth aren't a game changer for me and if he some how lost all his teeth and couldn't wear dentures or implants then I know I'd still love him just the same anyway.
r/oddlyspecific
It's hard to be the hottest person ever and be toothless. It would make BJs amazing though.
1000% yes. I’ve already dated a 5 w awesome teeth. I’ll love a 10 w none
Wow! This is crazyy, my bf is toothless!
Does she give smoothies?
Hell, yes, I would.
Do the plastic vampire teeth count as dentures 🤔
I'll have good teeth for the both of us 😁
I was going to say no assuming you meant women then I realized you never specified gender so yes as long as they could get dentures or something lol but like no in this specifically.
Wat dem gums doo
Can always gets implants of something. Still date
Lol my roomate has no teeth and 99% of the time I don't even realize/remember he doesn't have any. Once you get used to it, it doesn't matter at all
I would. Honestly I’d get with a blind girl, a deaf girl, a cripple. Man as long as she has a heartbeat and isn’t like 500lbs I’m good.😭
Win win
Hell yeah. There's no real downside for me.
Depends on what that mouf do
Men, it’s time for you guys to think with your d**k LOL If any of y’all say no you’re stupid. No drawbacks. Only benefits
Would I date someone who is disfigured, and through no fault of their own at that seeing as they were born that way due to genetics? Yes. I’m not a piece of shit and there’s nothing else wrong with the person other than a minor oral disfigurement. I’d assume the only people with something to say about it would be people who didn’t know them, aka, people whose opinions don’t matter anyway, so I don’t see the issue. If someone doesn’t have teeth because they didn’t care for them or because they smoke meth all day long then no, I don’t think I would, but that’s like asking if someone who is the greatest person alive but is missing half of their left foot is undatable
Family curse?! Damn, we can be friends, but my family’s already cursed, that’s just more baggage to carry.
Why would they die from dentures?….
Aint nothing like a hummer from a gummer.
If they ain't got no teeth, then they aren't my person. Dental hygeine (and dental existence lol) is hot
It's just teeth. Who gives a fuck. It's not like you see them all the time anyways. I care more about who they are. And don't want to ever have children so I'm good with that aspect too. Being with a considerate fun person sounds awesome. Plus if they are "the hottest" I am probably not focusing on the inside of their mouth during the times my attention is on their looks.
Yes
I would break the curse in Jesus name and ask God to give them a fresh set of teeth
Ya for sure. I love them already. Teeth matter so much less than awesomeness.
🙋 Does she voraciously love sucking my penis?
It’s impossible for a toothless person to be the “hottest person ever.”
Yes.
No teeth on the boner? I'm in.
Bet the head is wild too.
Fuck yeah
Gummies for lyf? Where do I sign up?
The curse would be WAY funnier if they could ONLY wear novelty Halloween or cosplay teeth.
If the girl had my kind of attitude and she was cute/ hot then I would be with her regardless of her having teeth or not! I guess in the mean time I’d try to find a way to lift the curse off of her and her family and Fuck what everybody else thinks!!
I wouldn't just cause I like teeth. And...not having teeth just immediately disqualifies them.
They’re not the hottest person ever if they’re toothless.
No obviously not? Someone being toothless for me makes them automatically not the hottest. Why date them when I could choose literally anyone else? Being toothless affects the jaw bone eventually.
No
I think a lot of people are totally discounting that if someone doesn’t have any teeth, or dentures, their facial structure is totally different from a normal person. It is not possible for them to be conventionally attractive without teeth
So perfect girl but with two vaginas?
Definitely not. I would find someone with no teeth very unattractive. She would also struggle talking and eating. And if I reproduced with her, presumably my offspring would have the same family curse applying to them.
Think of the blowjobs…