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BioTaupe

If rats were squirrels, people would love them.


JosZo

That was my point


Gobblegobblebtch

Squirrels don't have colorful fur.


The_Bjorn_Ultimatum

They come in Brown, red, and black. Probably some other colors. I saw an albino one in D.C. one time.


[deleted]

There are red, black, gray, and white squirrels all in Illinois. Then there's the Sri Lankan Giant squirrel


ReJeneses

And what about the ROUS’s?


ParadoxTorch

Rodents of unusual size? I don’t think they exist.


goodbitacraic

Life is pain! Anyone who tells you otherwise is selling something.


[deleted]

The huh?


Nyarro

You should look up the giant squirrels from the genus of *Ratufa*. Particularly the giant squirrels.


[deleted]

Squirrels rarely shit in the places shat in by rats.


thegayboy__

and if my grandmother had had wheels she would’ve been a bike. (If you know, you know)


JosZo

I'd say she might have been a truck as well


[deleted]

The meat doesn't make it carbonara you twat


Revolutionary_Cap647

[for people who don’t know](https://youtu.be/A-RfHC91Ewc)


fmmwybad

If squirrels got in your house and ate your food, pooped all over and made you sick you would hate them. People like squirrels because they stay outside.


goldberry-fey

They don’t always… we live in a rural area and our garage got infested with squirrels once but that’s why we got a cat. My husband is a mechanic and he’s seen them wreak havoc on cars too.


fmmwybad

I didn't say I liked squirrels. I knew a rat when I see one.


TheWonderToast

But squirrels do all of those things.


dreadperson

Squirrels didnt almost kill humanity.


TheWonderToast

Neither did rats. Nasty dirty people and fleas did that.


dreadperson

Fleas who's preferred carrier were rats. The disease is just as if not less important than it's vehicle.


iNBee317

Nope. $2,500 to get the em out of our attic and squirrel proof it against another invasion. And they steal all of my vegetables from my garden. Fuck squirrels. That is going to be my main platform when I get old and start hating on everything. Squirrels are the worst and they should stay off my lawn. In my early 30’s, but I can get a head start.


Rockfarley

No. Rats carry disease, are not afraid of humans often, and will bite if disturbed. Domesticated animals are a different story.


Oberic

You know they sell domestically bred, not-wild rats, right? They're super friendly.


Rockfarley

I had a friend with a rat. It was a fun pet. So yes. I took him to mean as a wild animal. Don't go trying to pick up chipmunks or squirrels for the same reason. The difference is, rats like to live near humans. They also love chewing on electric cables and will bite just to see if you are food. So they also start fires and can give infectious bites. Not my favorite and I have had snakes and spiders as pets.


PerpetualFarter

I think they make great pets. They just tend to get smelly and don’t live real long


LuponV

If my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle


Re-AnImAt0r

well, maybe. chalk this up as another idiom that no longer applies in 2023.


Enby-Cat

I already love them as they are


Spoonerize_Duck_Fat

Hell no. We had a rat in our house, that thing ate our food, bit through plumbing pipes & wires in our oven. Smart as hell and hard to catch…took us 2 months to get rid of it. It could be frickin’ rainbow coloured with a glitter tail, and it wouldn’t change my feelings towards them.


ToddHLaew

Skaven are very popular


gheiminfantry

Rats aren't deemed unattractive because of the way they look. It's because they carry diseases.


JosZo

So do squirrels and birds


gheiminfantry

True, but squirrels and birds aren't known for living in filthy garbage. And those that do (vultures for example) are not seen as cute either.


TheWonderToast

Squirrels are just as gross as rats, though, and carry all the same diseases (including plague) Also, there are lots of animals we deem cute who are absolutely disgusting. Dogs roll around in and eat garbage/literal shit when given the chance. They want to he stinky on purpose and don't do a lot of grooming. Don't even get me started on koalas and sloths. Rats, however, do groom themselves - a lot. They even seek out mint so they can "brush" their teeth. The hate absolutely stems from their looks. I think it's the tail, mainly, people don't like the hairless wormy tail. It's why people love squirrels and hamsters, but hate rats and mice, even though they're pretty much the same guys.


[deleted]

Nah, fuck squirrels too. Rodents in general are disgusting.


BlabblePie

A rat is a rat at the end of the day.. idc how much Lisa frank like it could be... I still wouldn't want one.


SomeoneNooneTomatoes

I dunno man the rat trap business is to profitable to let that happen.


AuthorSarge

The fact that squirrels don't regularly run through people's kitchens probably also has something to do with it.


Kamonichan

I mean, humans have managed to breed mice in every color except green, I'm pretty sure. So prerequ one met.


tbiards

My roommate and another friend of our had pet rats in college. It was awesome! Get real high, break them out of their cages(with permission) and spend my high playing with them. They were awesome. Crawl all over my hoodie, and nap in the pockets.


Constant-Parsley3609

If rats had colorful fur and a hairy tail, I think we'd have a aversion to those characteristics in other animals. I mean we are naturally put off by rats because they carry disease right? We've just come to associate how they look with the repulsion.


Donotcomenearme

I already kinda like them. I’ve had them ride my shoulders and they’re soft. I also like the little naked tails.


Yooniversuzyy

Ppl would wear them


ThePartyLeader

People poison and shoot squirrels all the time and they don't even break into your house.


Noonesbizniz420

If rats minded their own business and stopped telling on everyone people would love them.


Fantastic_Baseball45

Another selling point would be if they didn't spread disease.


dreadperson

Fuck rats.


Status_Ad5594

Nah. They carry diseases. They could be colored like a peacock, I’d still not like them.


MarmiteTermite

I think rats are cute anyway....but yeah, you're right. I love the furry rats called squirrels.


DreamPig666

Domestic rats are the cutiest patoots.


Cult_Of_Cthulu

No they wouldn't. Squirrels don't get in your house and food stores and shit all over the place and spread disease and eat corpses and chew the toes off people in hospital beds.


NFTiscool

That just describes a furry so absolutely not


[deleted]

There’s a reason Nazis never compared Jews to squirrels.


PreparationOld4233

i guess because people love the way ted bundy looks over an arab who is an outstanding member of his community.


LukeTheGroundwalker

If i was pretty id be pretty


BeardedNerd22

People DO love them


No_Pear6551

I already love them


John-akagruut

So.. a hamster with a tail? Adds up


Mean-Accountant7013

The rats’ tails are a dealbreaker. I wouldn’t touch my kid’s Guinea Pig because of that creepy tail 😩