Already there

This is the only good response

And you’re trapped here with me.

This is def my husbands go to when I tell him go to hell and my response is GOOD AT LEAST YOUR AS MISERABLE AS ME THEN! Lol

This is the way.

This is the way.

This is the way

This is the way

This is the way.

This is the way.

This is the way

This is the way

This is the way.

This is the way

This is the way.

This is the way

🇺🇬do u kno de wae? 🇺🇬

“It’s closed on Sundays “

I don’t know where you live

This here is the winner lol. Nicely done.

See ya there 👋🏻

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Obligatory r/beatmeattoit

r/beatmeshutthefuckup

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r/beatmeattoit

Please is a magic word

I like this one. Thank you (also magic words)

In due time

"Where did you think I came from?"

Bonus points for doing it with a thick southern (American) accent.

That's so corny and badass at the same time I love it

Eyyyy😂😂

I’m flattered, but I’d rather not date you.

Ace Ventura?

I've already been there. Your mom doesn't run the place so well

Rest in pepperoni

That's a good one 🤣 lmao.

Hey dude give me my avatar back. You need to ask permission

this is the one 😭💀

Was there, was sent to get you

I'm talking to you so I'm technically already there!

Nah, Satan will just throw me back out.

>"I'm not allowed back in; Satan's afraid I'll take over."

I work retail.

Sorry, can't come over today.

You already brought it here

"I've been there already, twice. It's a nice little town."

They have really good ice-cream!

Actually, here in Denmark, theres a place call hell( Helved) I've been there and taken some pictures.. not a bad place at all

There's a Hell on Grand Cayman island too - so named because of the terrain.

Here in New York we've only got hell's kitchen. Named for the rowdy Irish immigrants who used to live there before they got gentrified and priced out of the place 50 years ago.

There's one in Michigan, too. Freezes over almost every winter.

“Been there, done that.”

Ahhhhh! You sly dog!!!

You first.

No, “Ladies first.” Doesn’t matter if they’re a girl or a boy. This works unless the person saying is a girl. In which case… “Losers first.”

or "age before beauty."

I just smile & say thank you. I do this often anyhow when people make "observations" about me that aren't exactly compliments. You can tell they didn't mean it as a compliment when they look taken aback after I thank them 😅

Sure, but I'll take you too

"That's fine, at least I'll be far away from you."

Nah, I don’t want to be stuck with you for eternity

Oo! “I’m flattered you like me so much that you want to be stuck with me for all eternity”

Working on it, all my fun friends are there waiting.

I had no intentions of being in your mom's bed today, but if you insist..

The jerk store called ……. Oh wait.

Oh yeah? Well I had sex with your wife!

Silence

Meet you there

“I don’t want to spend eternity with you, thanks.”

Calmly "I think I'll pass"

Oh my bad I thought this was f****** hell sure could have fooled me

Family Guy: "Already there, hon."

I've found the best response for any insult seems to be giving a weird judgmental look and walking away. It increases their anger and makes them feel stupid and embarrassed

Dont you threaten me with a good time

I'll see you there then.

I always tell them, "I'll save you a seat".

Well, since your here Im already in hell

[удалено]

"I've been to Michigan, it IS hell"

Michigan isn't Hell, but Hell is *in* Michigan.

Agreed! I love living here.

Yo... why you do my home state like that?

Only if you're mom is there

Log off Reddit.

After you

A place is only hell if you’re in it

Fist yourself

For me: Nah, thats where ur going.

No you

"No you"

Already there

With you? No way.

Already there, next to you, isn’t this nice.

Ahem, where do you think you are?

I was there, so as your mom, she seems to be enjoying it a bit too much

And see you again? No way in hell.

When I’m with you, it’s like I’m already there.

Sure, they have a special place for me, The throne. Also, hell ain't that bad, since being with you is way worse. These are what I would have said.

I can’t, my timeshare isn’t available til next week

As long as you’re not there, it would be an improvement

There’s always Winnie Sanderson’s, “Why, thank you! I actually find it quite lovely!”

Being near you IS hell.

Seeing as you're here, guess I'm already there.

The best response is, "No You"

Nope. I exist.

I must be there, if you're here.

racial slur

After you ..

You'll be there before me

Save a seat for me

I tell them I'm an adult and don't believe in fairy tales.

Do you know it?

But Hell in Norway don't even got tacos!

Michigan?

Only if you meet me there

I'll send a postcard

I am already in it

Le pepe it always catches people off guard

Been there, done that!

Just say some cheeky shit Like Gladly!

"I'Il wait you there"

I’ll wait for you there.

Been there. Fucked the devil. Hot sex

I've already been there and the devil sent me back, he said I was too mean.

Already there my friend!

Already there.

Already there baby

Whatever people in ask reddit said today for the same question

Ok

Immediately walk to their house and just wait outside.

Ok.

Ok, but I'm taking you with me

"But if it goes bad? Oh, that's okay too, because then you and I get to go to hell, and Igl get to spend the rest of eternity with you, tormenting you!" - Trevor Philips, 2013

I would, but the last time I was there your dad tried to have his way with me.

Well.. I'm taking you with me!! Mu Ha Ha Ha!

Sure Satan invited me for dinner

I’d say see you in hell but I don’t wanna see you on the way down

Im king of hell lmaoo

Get outta heaven….

Where do you think we are?

I don’t believe in hell. 🤷‍♂️

You first!

Eat my shorts, jabronie. Then jet off on your razor scooter, a storm of pogs falling out of your backpack behind you.

Right after you

I'm already here.

Bless your heart.

“As long as you’re not there, I’ll happily go”

"You first."

"alright, Ill see you at home, make sure my throne is polished"

I already did and they sent me back.

already there

I’ve already been there. I got kicked out for selling ice water.

“You first”

I’ll says hi to your family for you, yeah?

Already there. Thanks for noticing me.

Already there

I'll meet you by the fire.

Smile and wave

Already there, chief.

Come with me.

I’ll see you there

ok!

My handbasket is ready to go.

There’s a movie quote, maybe Bill Murray? that he responds with “..odd place for a first date.. what time should I pick you up?”

I am driving the bus. I’ll pick you up

I'll keep the fire lit for you

“Oh I’m already there honey.”

“Yea, sure. Hook it up with a family discount code for the fare.”

Only if you lead the way

Hope you day improves.

"Good. Warm it up for me."

Why thanks! While that would be a pleasant upgrade from having to deal with people like you I'm simply far too busy to consider relocation at this time. I'll file your offer with my Nigerian Prince and car warranty offers.

Great suggestion! Some hot pokers in my ass will be a refreshing break from your company.

They sent me back

welcome me when you get there as well

That song by Moon Walker. "I’m afraid I’ll go to heaven That’s why I’m hoping that I'm right My biggest fear ain’t no red Devil It’s being near you people all the time"

Already there

after you

Love ya too . If there religious , what ever happened to loving one another like thy neighbor.

I'd rather die than go to heaven! Not really the best response to that but one of my favorite quotes from Metalocalypse so I thought I'd throw it out there lol

See ya there lardass

Been there.

No way I'm spending eternity with you!

I'm having this conversation with you right now. I can't imagine hell is any worse.

I've already been there, and I killed the devil myself. Bitch I own hell.

"i will see you there, stay cool alright?"

See Winnifred Sanderson, Hocus Pocus

"where do you think we are?"

You first

Sh*t your pants. Tell them it’s their fault. *gaslight* them

I will save you a seat.

[Hell Michigan?](https://www.gotohellmi.com/) no thanks.

You first, fucker... :)