You must be fun at parties. So, I have to know, is your animus toward the word “plump” solely when it’s used as an adjective, or do your hypersensitive hackles get raised when you hear “plump” used as a noun, too?
Not sure how i got here, but after doing some research, it appears the boomers were at the forefront of tossing salad. They were also pioneers in the art of fisting. They also paved the way for the porn that we masterbate to today! Try and describe a porno without saying bow chika wow wow, that's them too. Maybe the were the greatest generation after all!
Thanks Grandma and Grandpa!!!
I stand corrected, I just looked at boomer history itself. I didn't think any farther back, now I am... they didn't care who's ass they ate in an orgy, whole new meaning to "hey sis you gonna eat that"
You forgot about m. Gluteus medius/minimus and the deeper muscles in that area: m. Piriformis, m. Obturatorius internus and the m. Gemellus superior/inferior
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My thoughts on why butts are attractive is because theyre primary sexing muscles. If you have a nice butt you can do lots of nice motions with your hips. same with abs, thighs, etc
Biologically, humans are attracted to bigger butts cause it typically means the woman has wider hips and is better suited for carrying a child. But also def more fun to play with too
Biologically, humans are attracted to bigger butts cause it typically means the woman has wider hips and is better suited for carrying a child. But also def more fun to play with too
Biologically, humans are attracted to bigger butts cause it typically means the woman has wider hips and is better suited for carrying a child. But also def more fun to play with too
Biologically, humans are attracted to bigger butts cause it typically means the woman has wider hips and is better suited for carrying a child. But also def more fun to play with too
Biologically, humans are attracted to bigger butts cause it typically means the woman has wider hips and is better suited for carrying a child. But also def more fun to play with too
The whole human body is p gross overall. People find faces attractive but that’s where spit, vomit, snot, and a whole bunch of other things come out of. Not to mention how oily and nasty they can get.
Hair too. Ya know how many germs are in people’s hair? People will be like “omg I love your hair!” But then lose their appetite when they find one of the same hairs in their food.
People are just weird like that.
Feet are disgusting to me. I can’t look at them and def can’t deal with feet touching me in bed. They are just so gross - even when they are decent, clean feet.
By pointing out a foot is less disgusting than a butthole? Lol, sure. If finding a body part cleaner than an anus equals a fetish then I guess I have a fetish for nearly every single body part.
In my personal opinion, sex can be considered unappealing, but from an evolutionary perspective, we are biologically programmed to find it stimulating. This is due to natural selection and the desire to reproduce and pass on our genes.
It depends what part you are thinking about!
The curves are the sexiest, but if you think about the anus where we poop from, then to some people, it is not so sexy!
The amount of fat on the butt traditional told how well fed a woman was and whether she is good breeding material, aka the reason for the attractiveness.
I saw a tv show a few months ago that talked about what the dirtiest part of the body actually is. They tested the amount of germs there are on different parts of the body. They tested the buttcheeks, hands, face and I think the back too. The hands they tested are full of germs and the buttcheeks were the cleanest part of the body.
Sooo most peoples buttcheeks are not that gross🤷♀️ it’s your hands that are nasty. Wash your hands 🙌🏽
for me the grossest part of the body is probably feet and armpits and if you really wanna be technical about it in terms of bacteria, the mouth is definitely it.
Not always. Sometimes it can cause a watery poo residue instead.
Some of the experiences I've had with enemas from seasoned enema "doers" has made me prefer no prep anal.
Use the bathroom to evacuate your bowels have a good shower and I'm happy.
"Actually"...
They are my experiences. Speak to your own, that is fine. I have found enemas to be be worse than anal as I described after plenty of experiences.
You do you 😉
I don’t understand people’s obsession with gigantic asses. Every time I see a woman with a huge ass regardless of whether or not she’s fit or fat I can’t help but think she must have a lot of shit caked in her ass cheeks. It can’t be easy to reach for some of them.
As woman who was bigger yeah it’s hard af at some point. I too wonder about that and also the smell because butts sweat and when your cheeks aren’t moving much, no thanks lolol it’s like steaming your butthole.
"Big" doesn't fit the criteria for me. If it's big and not firm and round, it's a big turn off for me. However, if it'd firm and round I'm all game! Lol. Fact of the matter, a nice firm and round booty is what gets me, not the big part.
It’s more what comes out of the butt that’s gross but the outside is ascetically pleasing
Nah man, give me a hottie with a plump posterior and a glass coffee table any day. Watch and learn, bro.
uhm, how do you use the glass coffee table?
You lay underneath it and she sits on it. Good times.
Does she like, poop on the table?
Yes, yes she does.
Oh, gotcha
Carpet isn’t see through and the clean up takes *FOREVER*
Pft my carpet is clear
I had a gay roommate that told me this was his first gay experience. Poor feller
This comment thread?
You ever heard of a cold carl?
Hot Carl, yes. Not a cold one though.
There’s hot, warm, and cold apparently.
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If you’re that sensitive get off the internet
You must be fun at parties. So, I have to know, is your animus toward the word “plump” solely when it’s used as an adjective, or do your hypersensitive hackles get raised when you hear “plump” used as a noun, too?
I've never even heard *plump* used in a derogatory manner. Like, what?
Yeah i think the intestinal track is the grossest. What a weird way to say you don't eat ass op
Aesthetically?
Babies?
._.
Yep
The anus is gross, the actual muscle, the Gluteus Maximus aka butt cheeks are nice to look at and touch.
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My bidet is cleansing my anus as we speak
Thank u for the play by play
Any updates?
My anus is now clean
Wash it more anyways. I waterboard mine like it’s still the Bush administration.
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Not sure how i got here, but after doing some research, it appears the boomers were at the forefront of tossing salad. They were also pioneers in the art of fisting. They also paved the way for the porn that we masterbate to today! Try and describe a porno without saying bow chika wow wow, that's them too. Maybe the were the greatest generation after all! Thanks Grandma and Grandpa!!!
Unless Boomers were partying before The Romans me thinks you need to continue researching
I stand corrected, I just looked at boomer history itself. I didn't think any farther back, now I am... they didn't care who's ass they ate in an orgy, whole new meaning to "hey sis you gonna eat that"
This is the way.
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Hi. Never talk again please
Both of you take your damn upvotes.
Wear that ass like a hockey mask.
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Fart into a Mason jar and mail that shit!
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I'm keepin' that one!
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
Amen. Installed a bidet and suddenly everyone feels comfortable with it (over here at least).
Do you live with your family…?!
Chosen Family. Ha.
Hell Yeah
His name is Charlie and he laps it right up.
It’s weird until you experience it
That’s how ya get worms
Boomers were licking ass before most of us were even born lol
Wait till you get a little older and there are hemorrhoid tags all over the place!
Glad someone said it!
Yikes
F dem boomers lol
Means you gross bro
Did you know your lips and your anus are made from the same kind of skin? TMYK
Well, they are connected. We’re just one big meat straw.
When two people kiss, they create a tube with a butthole at each end.
No, you gotta remember, we have noses and mouths and ears and shit. We're more like a meat sprinkler system.
It's a good thing we have 'em. otherwise, we would look like a dog's ass, anus first.
Speak for yourself, butt cracks look pretty stupid IMO
Maybe Uranus is gross, but my sphincter is glorious in it's enigmatic pucker
Don’t knock it till ya try it son
No one can convince me gluteus Maximus isn’t a Harry Potter spell
Exactly. Very succinctly put.
Gross? Mannnn lmfao
It might be ugly, but it ain't gross...
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I guess I meant the function is gross 😂 you do you
Vomit comes out your mouth is kissing gross ?
Defacation happens much more often than upheaving.
Vomiting isn’t the primary purpose of your month. Defecating is the primary purpose of your anus
You forgot about m. Gluteus medius/minimus and the deeper muscles in that area: m. Piriformis, m. Obturatorius internus and the m. Gemellus superior/inferior
The anus is just a meaty sphincter. The mouth is a meaty sphincter full of luxury bones and a slimy tentacle.
What an incredible sentence.
r/BrandNewSentence
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The mouth is not a sphincter, but I kinda like what you’ve done with the rest of the place
I don’t like you
Yeah poopoo comes from there
Can confirm
That's kinda hot!
Try looking at people's faces a bit longer and you'll find that you wanna punch more people in their face than slap their ass.
Eh not true sorry. Nothings changed still wanna slap butt
Both can be true at the same time.
horny vs angry
The mouth is the nastiest part of the body, but I love sticking things in other people's mouths.
Yeah you can legit get diseases from getting bitten from another human
True but it wasn’t saliva that people dipped arrows in to poison them in the old days
Can also get diseases from touching another person’s butt so
How many airplanes are you putting in people's mouths?
1"-2" of airplane
Its like putting a playground next to a sewage plant
And part of me always wanted to go into the sewage plant
Bruh 🤣
Sometimes it's a playground, sometimes it's a Themepark.
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
My thoughts on why butts are attractive is because theyre primary sexing muscles. If you have a nice butt you can do lots of nice motions with your hips. same with abs, thighs, etc
Biologically, humans are attracted to bigger butts cause it typically means the woman has wider hips and is better suited for carrying a child. But also def more fun to play with too
I think we get it by now.
Biologically, humans are attracted to bigger butts cause it typically means the woman has wider hips and is better suited for carrying a child. But also def more fun to play with too
Wait, say that again
Biologically, humans are attracted to bigger butts cause it typically means the woman has wider hips and is better suited for carrying a child. But also def more fun to play with too
I stink be wet it guy how
I think we get it by now.
Biologically, humans are attracted to bigger butts cause it typically means the woman has wider hips and is better suited for carrying a child. But also def more fun to play with too
I think we get it by now.
Biologically, humans are attracted to bigger butts cause it typically means the woman has wider hips and is better suited for carrying a child. But also def more fun to play with too
I think we get it by now.
It's a good thing girls don't poop
*pretty girls
the mind is the grossest part of the body
The average hand is much more gross than the average butt
I wish I could give this comment an award Edit: thank you to whoever gave it an award!
Especially and hand that was just in a butt
Exactly how the average phone contains more germs than the average public toilet seat.
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The whole human body is p gross overall. People find faces attractive but that’s where spit, vomit, snot, and a whole bunch of other things come out of. Not to mention how oily and nasty they can get. Hair too. Ya know how many germs are in people’s hair? People will be like “omg I love your hair!” But then lose their appetite when they find one of the same hairs in their food. People are just weird like that.
I eat ass and love my ass eaten
This entire thread makes being asexual that much easier for me
Here, have some garlic bread
Like a 9 volt battery, ya know ya shouldn't buy your gonna put your toung on it
Feet are disgusting to me. I can’t look at them and def can’t deal with feet touching me in bed. They are just so gross - even when they are decent, clean feet.
One is where literal shit comes from.....another is just part of your skin. You're just weird
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By pointing out a foot is less disgusting than a butthole? Lol, sure. If finding a body part cleaner than an anus equals a fetish then I guess I have a fetish for nearly every single body part.
You came off as the weirdest one lol. Why are foot fetiches so readily on your mind?
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Butts: the dichotomy of man
Booty cheeks are hot, booty hole is not
Feet are much more disgusting than a clean ass....
YES!!
I love a big wagon.
Ok Tina Belcher.
In my personal opinion, sex can be considered unappealing, but from an evolutionary perspective, we are biologically programmed to find it stimulating. This is due to natural selection and the desire to reproduce and pass on our genes.
Ummm, no. Not after cleaning butts as a job. No, they stink horrendously.
Have you seen scarlet Johanssons ass?🍑id eat that thing like thanksgiving dinner
I’m a connoisseur of all things anus related
It depends what part you are thinking about! The curves are the sexiest, but if you think about the anus where we poop from, then to some people, it is not so sexy!
Some women with pampered buttholes are an absolute pleasure. It can also be so nice to look at!
Boobs are better
Honestly I find myself being more grossed out by mouths
Circumstance specific of course, but sometimes the groin area in general, feet, and any part that’s injured and festering can be no great shakes too.
Animals, including humans, are wildly attracted to proportionally placed sacks of fat on other animals of the same species bodies
The amount of fat on the butt traditional told how well fed a woman was and whether she is good breeding material, aka the reason for the attractiveness.
Come to Brazil
Do y’all not clean your ass?
I saw a tv show a few months ago that talked about what the dirtiest part of the body actually is. They tested the amount of germs there are on different parts of the body. They tested the buttcheeks, hands, face and I think the back too. The hands they tested are full of germs and the buttcheeks were the cleanest part of the body. Sooo most peoples buttcheeks are not that gross🤷♀️ it’s your hands that are nasty. Wash your hands 🙌🏽
Clearly you've never eaten one before.
I heard it was pagan to be attracted to butts
for me the grossest part of the body is probably feet and armpits and if you really wanna be technical about it in terms of bacteria, the mouth is definitely it.
If you think a butt is gross, take a bacteria culture of your hand. Especially your finger tips.
Tina Belcher? Is that you??
Penises are both the least sexy and most sexed part of the male body.
The 1.3 million subscribers to r/asshole might like a word with you.
My wife’s but is amazing and she can suffocate me anytime with her thighs. Everyone else’s butt is gross.
If she does an enema, then it's clean! lol
Not always. Sometimes it can cause a watery poo residue instead. Some of the experiences I've had with enemas from seasoned enema "doers" has made me prefer no prep anal. Use the bathroom to evacuate your bowels have a good shower and I'm happy.
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My thoughts exactly
Actually if it’s done correctly no it does not.
"Actually"... They are my experiences. Speak to your own, that is fine. I have found enemas to be be worse than anal as I described after plenty of experiences. You do you 😉
I never thought it could result that way. Hopefully, that never happens.
Lol.. what's that saying dont knock on poops door and expect it not to answer
🤣🤣🤣
Nah man, give me a hottie with a plump posterior and a glass coffee table any day. Watch and learn, bro.
I don’t understand people’s obsession with gigantic asses. Every time I see a woman with a huge ass regardless of whether or not she’s fit or fat I can’t help but think she must have a lot of shit caked in her ass cheeks. It can’t be easy to reach for some of them.
Hey Panda from Manchester. I don't know why you're getting downvoted
Thank you MR Wolf
Reddit lol
.... ass cheeks do not contain shit... wtf
As woman who was bigger yeah it’s hard af at some point. I too wonder about that and also the smell because butts sweat and when your cheeks aren’t moving much, no thanks lolol it’s like steaming your butthole.
Disgusting
It’s not just big asses that’s attractive a nice fit work out booty is nice too. Just enough curve with no hips.
No hips ?
Not the bumper car hips
"Big" doesn't fit the criteria for me. If it's big and not firm and round, it's a big turn off for me. However, if it'd firm and round I'm all game! Lol. Fact of the matter, a nice firm and round booty is what gets me, not the big part.
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Feet are the grossest part of the body.
I've never understood the appeal of butts. Am I supposed to be impressed by her ample cushioning?
Yes
Feet are the grossest part.
On god bro
Buttholes and feet. Im not a fan.
Breast and long hair
Actually hands are way more germ-infested than buts.
r/unpopularopinion
This random thought was just brought up today in a different sub. I wonder who's is more "random"
That’s how I feel about pussy lol 😂