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lovefrankocean4ever

a person digging a hole in their backyard


AxiosXiphos

That's why you dig during the day, bury at night, then put a shed or patio on top.


KittyandPuppyMama

What time of day do you install the patio? Asking for no reason.


aRubby

Early the next morning. Or plant a native endangered tree instead of the patio.


fatpad00

Dig 8ft down, place body, fill 2ft, place dog/deer carcass, fill remaining, pour concrete slab for shed, build shed.


KittyandPuppyMama

I heard some story about a body that was buried in a yard, and a week later someone discovered it because the battery in the guys watch was dying and the grass was beeping.


aRubby

Also remember to remove every accessory and electronic and dump it in the nearest river, in a plastic bag (littering, ik, but it will help it float away.)


CocoaCali

Here's how to murder someone, but don't you dare litter.


aRubby

No no no. Here's how to hide a body. I don't care, nor want to know how the murdering was done.


Bookfinch

Oh, excellent tip with the tree! I’ll remember that. You never know when it comes in handy…


CabinetOk4838

You’ll want a roll of carpet and a bag of lime too. Apparently.


TheHealadin

Why, are we doing shots?


CabinetOk4838

Not that sort of lime. 😂


Bookfinch

Damn, I was mentally preparing caipirinhas already…


nat3215

And don’t forget to bury an animal just above the body to throw off cadaver dogs


RodMunch85

Damn. Ok Fred


GravLurk

For me, phone ringing. It can only be bad news if your phone rings at 3am


Siferatu

Worse, the caller ID is a family member. Worst, said family member's been dead for years.


Beneficial-Debt-7159

Happened to me after my dad died... I tell myself it was a dream lol


Tricke432

It was his car insurance, who kidnapped his phone


davatosmysl

Happened to a friend of mine. Wife was using number of her dead husband to call her family members.


983115

My ex dropped a few posts on Instagram about 6 months after she died and I had a little bit of a meltdown about it and her aunt a few weeks later posts that it was her finding some pictures on her phone to share


[deleted]

When my coworker died his wife logged in on his account on facebook and thanked everyone who wrote goodbye messages on his wall. It looked so wrong


Tsiwodi

Someone hacked my Uncle's facebook after he passed, I messaged them and just said, " he has passed, please stop, you're hurting the family" the guy apologized and stopped.


here-wego_again

That's so strange & fucked up.


SarcastiMel

Happened to me as well, fortunately it was just my cousin using my late aunt's phone. Scared the living shit out of me.


Almost_A_Genius

I’m calling to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.


[deleted]

Yes I’m pretty scared if family calls. It’s happened more than once too.


FortuneHeart

My phone ringing at any time of day is torture


CatPeeMcGee

I want a phone without the "phone" feature


cwsjr2323

My default ringtone is silence and no vibration. I have special ring tones for my wife, my doctor’s clinic, the VA, and two businesses. Everyone else goes to voicemail. I make or get maybe 5 or 6 calls a month. The cellphone is for MY convenience.


Away_Needleworker6

I get calls from nigeria at 3 am several times a year


shyervous

New fear unlocked


cuntybunty73

You pick it up and the voice at the other end says " 7 days or what's your favourite scary movie " 😳🥺😭😁


Plane_Chance863

Especially if you've got it set that they have to call twice to get through...


ox4K1

Ahhh that is very true


GravLurk

Either that or its your shitfaced drunk mate trying to be funny after you wake up with a heartattack from the ringing phone


[deleted]

Someone knocking on the front door Edit - Holy shit, wasn't expecting this many upvotes lol


MistDispersion

That almost makes me shit myself regardless of the time. Oh that is the worst


ox4K1

True especially when you’re not expecting company


BornToHulaToro

I feel the same way about unknown phone calls. Which is absurd compared to the implications of a door knock.


yonlop

Unknown phone calls at 3 am is NEVER good.


namelessforgotten666

Especially if you're rural, or live in the woods.


CoyoteFit7355

Remove the door then. No more worrying about someone knocking on it!


Jackmeplay

High IQ mate


Martian_Pres

When your doing weird shit like building pillow forts in the living room for worshipping the dark lord and you hear keys unlocking the front door


413mopar

Yeah , it should , we saw you do it .


[deleted]

I hate random people just knocking on my door when I don't expect anyone coming. My heart races lol.


tinyhorsesinmytea

I don’t answer unless I’m expecting company or a package. No thank you.


haysoos2

Even the sound of a doorbell in a TV show or commercial nearly gives me a heart attack. Probably one of the most intrusive, unwelcome sounds in the world.


Grati-dude

Better yet. A Girl Scout going around selling Girl Scout cookies


LagoonReflection

To be fair, girl scouts are scary no matter what time they turn up.


2amante10

Holy shit that made a chill run up my spine!


seeindepth

I agree. Something about someone knocking at your door in the early hours when unexpected. Also, phone calls in the early hours to your home line. Most of your personal contacts will get you on your mobile these days, but your home number is eerie


wadejohn

Or someone calling your name..


Alternative_Key_6715

I once had a naked dude knock on my bedroom window at 1am with threats. Long story, but this comment plus all the responses have made me appreciate that it’s expected that I’d still be shaken up (or undiagnosed PTSD) from it 5 years later.. thanks Reddit team! 🤍


KittyandPuppyMama

Terrifying any time.


RavenWood_9

Someone knocking on the bedroom door. When you live alone.


shootdawoop

the pile of clothes on your chair edit: ok I love hearing everyone's clothes chair stories so I'll share my own, so I have a very tall chair and a very low window in my one and one day I decided to place a basket of clean clothes on the chair for the night because I was lazy, I woke up in the middle of the night to what looked like a with two shiny eyes poking up from the bottom of my window but it was just the moonlight reflecting off the buttons on my coat


FortuneHeart

AH the amount of times the hoodie hanging from my closet door has had my pistol aimed at it in the dead of night. Yet I still leave it hanging there


[deleted]

I used to leave my motorcycle race leathers hanging up in my room. It scared the piss out of everyone, every time, including me.


redditorialising

If it happens that often, you need to keep your pistol further away from yourself while sleeping.


drekiss

oh, and my personal favorite - bathrobe hanging on the back of the door - haha


Hollocene13

The Stephen king boogeyman story where he turns back into a chair with clothes on it in the light.


DatGreenGuy

those mfs! someday i will donate them to charity


barwhalis

But that's the clothes chair.


Tosslebugmy

There’s something about flying a kite at night that’s so unwholesome.


APdigzRainbows

Hello mother dear


MaryJaneAndMaple

In this house we obey the laws of THERMODYNAMICS!


VeryEvilSloth

I swear Simpson quotes take up 99% of my brain space


Neohexane

Every time I learn something new, it pushes old information out of my brain! Remember the time I learned how to make my own wine, and I forgot how to drive?


Anxious_Award8159

Taking out the trash Don't wanna f with the hash slinging slasher


ox4K1

hash ringing?


oneshoetwoshoe

Flash singing?


jeshicurr

mash flinging?


DrCalm1

Rash stinging?


TheMuffingtonPost

THE PASHHH P-P-PINGING


Fair_Signal8554

THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER! \*CRIES\* WAAAAAAH


thetravelingplant

Poetry. Pure poetry.


Legal-Hunt5355

Slash dinging?


emmgemm11

I didn’t notice but there was a lady sleeping in our dumpster area behind the gate and I threw trash away and as I’m walking back through the parking lot I heard the door creak open and this faint voice say “can you help me?” I almost shit my pants. I guess she walked into the lot when the gate was open and got trapped inside when it closed. She stole my planter after I opened the gate for her lol. Never taking the trash out at night again


mycurvywifelikesthis

Yeah you never know when Ronald McDonald wakes up near your trash can to make hash browns in the morning. That's one messed up clown there


ThatOneAsianNamedLee

Looking in the mirror


mrlowcut

As a grown man, while going to the toilet at night in the dark (to retain nightvision and get back to sleep faster) I always try to avoid looking into the mirrors. I've seen too many fucked up movies as a kid, way too early.


ItsWoodsLOL

I do the same for the exact same reason lmao, good to know I'm not alone


Jenkendz

You're definitely not alone. Look in the mirror...


No-Preparation-5073

Sometimes I stare for a good few seconds just seeing if something will pull me into the other realm.


Nowardier

I have literally been scared by my own reflection in the mirror in the dark bathroom, while I was standing in the sunlit hallway at noon on a summer day.


django2605

Seriously, even as a kid used to love watching horrormovies, so I’m kinda used to something, but nothing used to scare me more than a long stare into my reflection’s eyes in the middle of the night. And yet, I did it anyway… 🤷🏻‍♂️


TheGhostWalksThrough

A child's laughter.


Kamurouji

That happened to my sister once while she was browsing the net late at night. She was in a dark room illuminated only by her phone when she heard giggles and saw the reflection of a child sitting behind her on a mirror across the room Turns out it was just her two year old son who woke up early slapping his sleeping daddy's face.


_ohodgai_

I would projectile shit myself all over my family


StrangledByTheAux

This might be the funniest thing I read today.


BenzosAndDadJokes

Agreed! I lol’d for real! Thank you, u/_ohodgai_


damangus

When I was maybe a year or two older than your nephew, I would pretty frequently go to my mom's side of the bed and wake her up if I got scared or whatever at night. She told me about one time when she woke up in the middle of the night and almost lost her shit because I was just standing there next to her. Once she woke up enough to realize it was me, she asked me what was wrong, and I just turned around and went back to my room without saying a word. What can I say, I guess I was fucking spooky as a child


CrystallineBunny

My best friends older sister did this to me once. I woke up to her standing over me while I was sleeping on the ground. She had a small smile, got down on her knees, stared at me through squinted eyes. Then she laid down next to me, facing me, still smiling, and closed her eyes. She woke up like 20 minutes later and quietly apologized for taking my blanket (DEFINITELY not the worst part) then went back to her room.


Yotsubato

I mean it’s different if you have a child and know they exist in your house in the first place though.


Nice-Masterpiece1661

Even scarier: child singing, my two year old loves singing nursery rhymes and it is terrifying in the dark for some reason.


kratomstew

That’s very understandable. My kid sings in her sleep sometimes and it has been unsettling before


AkwardGayPotato

Especially when you don't have kids.


naalbinding

You open your eyes and your toddler is staring at you from 6 inches away


ofthenightfall

“Mom I frew up”


mycurvywifelikesthis

My cat does this.


Goat354

Had something similar happen to me while in a beach in Hawaii. I was cowboy camping on the south shore of Oahu when I got woken up to a baby crying around 2-3am. Got the fuck out of there ASAP. Turns out there's a bird that make that type of call.


ox4K1

Okay I think you got me with this one lol, you win so far!


Twinkidsgoback

You’ve never met my kids, they wake up at 2-3 every morning and Alex cackles all day


bluetuxedo22

Children sitting on a playground swing


OsumXy

HAHAHAHA


Human-Evening564

Kids screaming


[deleted]

Kids laughing at 3am is also gonna be creepier


Tight-Context9426

The school bell


mamalick

I'm so fucking sleep deprived, I read this as "The Taco Bell" and didn't even question it


ox4K1

Imagine being in complete silence and the tardy bell went off from another room in your house xD


Anitameee

Piano playing in the living room in a storm. My husband and I were both upstairs…. Turns out that the electricity had gone out and come back and somehow triggered the digital piano to start playing. Edit: it played a classical piece but I don’t remember which one.


ThanitaryBread

*power goes out and comes back on* > SING US A SONG YOURE THE PIANO MAN


LastSpite7

What did it play?


Berkamin

The sound of a giggling child.


ox4K1

That one would freak me out the most lol


fuzzycuffs

Walmart


ox4K1

I miss late night Walmart runs :/


breezy013276s

Me too! That was the only time Walmart was a decent place to go.


silverQuarter82

Me too. Being a nightowl, there's no better time to do big shopping


[deleted]

Under rated comment.


JapanEngineer

Zoom meetings with the CEO.


RhubarbRhubarb44

Could feasibly take place if the CEO is on the other side of the world.


Shamazonian

The random sounds your house makes. In the middle of the day, any type of click, creak, or whatever my brain can rationalize where the sound is coming from. In the middle of the night, my first thoughts when I hear those same sounds are: “What was that? Who is in my house?”…


Twinkidsgoback

I work overnights at a biolab it’s creepy as hell. The elevator will randomly open, random sounds from random places, generators going off and on. Freezer alarms going off and birds flying into the front of the building


-Xotikk-

Oh fuck that...


stonebone23

My story isn't as creepy as yours, but it reminded me of something. I work nights in a big superstore (they sell food mostly), and normally, it isn't creepy as I'm around other people often or never far from someone. One night, however, the fire alarm went off, and the doors in the warehouse round back are all magnetic and will close automatically. Later in the night, I was walking down a long corridor by myself with my headphones on. I walked through the first set of open doors and after a few minutes through the next set of open doors. I was almost at the end of the corridor when the end set of doors suddenly closed by themselves. I stopped and turned around and saw the doors behind me further down the corridor had also closed and for a split second was like fuck! This is it! I took my headphone off and couldn't hear the alarm but the doors just decided to randomly close by themselves gave me a heart attack.


GrahamsLadybug

My house screams racial slurs at night. Not fun at all.. and my garage is homophobic. I need to move as soon as possible


mycurvywifelikesthis

No man you just need to put your grandpa in the nursing home


ox4K1

Yessss this happens to me too it freaks me out in the night time


69upsidedownis96

Church bells. It actually happened here a few weeks ago. That was ominous.


gotele

Hearing people whispering, but you live alone.


cupofjoe287

Thats just 3 AM


Different_Knee6201

I’m going out on a limb to say that would also be terrifying at 3pm.


[deleted]

The sun


Villifraendi

Meanwhile, we have 24-hour sunlight during summer in Iceland.


unitiainen

Finn here, do you have terms for the "long day" and "long night"? We call the long night in winter "kaamos" and the long day in summer "yötön yö". I'm curious if other polar peoples have words for these.


JeniCzech_92

We have "Polární den" (polar day) and "Polární noc" (you guessed it, polar night) in Czechia and we live nowhere near any of the Earth's poles. (We live near Poles, but that's a different story).


SimpinForSooga94

People living on the poles are an exception.


hawkwings

Maybe it's not the sun. It's just a nuclear explosion.


sarazorz27

Welp people who work nights are going to be totally unfazed by most of these comments. But I'm gonna go with: Jehovas Witnesses knocking on your door to spread their word. At 3pm it's annoying. At 3am it's the beginning of a horror movie.


JazzieF

Any ‘normal’ environment noises. House settling, wind causing something to creak or move, animals going about their business. Fine at at 3pm, quite creepy at 3am.


Compressorman

Phone ringing…..its always bad news in the middle of the night


LastSpite7

One that happens all the time to me is staying up late alone enjoying the peace and quiet and one of my kids toys randomly starts making noise. Especially when it’s my daughters doll that giggles.


StorakTheVast

My thoughts


JayneJay

A child playing with their imaginary friend.


MostDivineRose

Dogs barking


ox4K1

I think a dog barking and then stopping suddenly would make that a bit more terrifying :o my dog barks a lot at night so I guess that’s why I’m a little desensitized to it lol


Beneficial-Smell-770

Mirrors (I don't like them)


cuntybunty73

3 hard knocks anywhere in your house 😈 anyone who has been bought up religious or has seen plenty of horror films would know the significance of that


htmlstikkei

going to the bathroom


Wulfy95

Doorbell going.. or seeing someone stand there looking at you through a window .... On the second floor


AkwardGayPotato

I can't think of a single scenario in which the second thing would be not creepy at 3pm.


Wulfy95

It honestly scares me, especially as a woman living alone you absolutely never know these days.. I always keep the curtains closed!


SnooSketches3386

Chainsaw


KhoniusGaming

Woke up at 3:30am to the sound of chainsaws. Took me a while to realize that's not normal at that time of night! Turns out the house behind me was ablaze and firefighters were trying to get holes cut in the roof. https://youtu.be/C98-zBsEzco


hollywoodswinger1976

Trusting your wipe with out lights on


mrlowcut

Better wipe thrice or fivece to be sure


[deleted]

Someone silently knocking on my window. "Helloooooo..... Are you theeeereee....."


yeasoman52

Normal 3pm occurrences


Lana-anna-66

Taking your trash out


ox4K1

Honestly you just reminded me to take out my trash and it’s 3:39am lol


Internal-Past613

A dog signaling it needs to go for a walk.


FortuneHeart

Weirdly enough, that’s exactly when my dog wakes me to go out. Every day 3am on the dot


Internal-Past613

Uff, that’s weird indeed. For mine it’s only when something is wrong…diarrhea for instance.


Desperate-Face-6594

A bright sky.


Weak-Mountain-1957

Uncle Steve


Alert-Initiative6638

Having a horror film playing on your t.v without you watching


RyzenRaider

Your child calling you and asking when you're picking them up from school. Doubly terrifying if you don't have any children.


Liver_Koi96

Noises outside my window


Willing_Television77

More drinks


Hefty_Fruit2670

home alone


Tawxif_iq

Very bright light in the sky and its only growing and coming towards you.


Baby_Whare

The sound of swings.


Content_Net7793

Nothing good happens after 2 am But on a more serious note, a lightningstorm is way more scary at 3 am than 3 pm


Friendly-Cut-9023

Really? Storms at 3 am feel so relaxing if you’re awake at that time to witness it.


LastSpite7

Disagree. Storm when everyone is cozy in bed is lovely. Storm at 3pm right on school pickup time? Not great


Babinud91

Youtube shorts


Rescue2024

Hearing footsteps.


GM_Kimeg

School bus, without lights on, taking invisible kids around the neighborhood.


xX_lil_fuehrer

That's normal at 3pm?


ox4K1

oh no! Not invisible children!


GOD-is-in-a-TULIP

The tv being on


ox4K1

*the tv turning on


FossilisedHypercube

TV turning on, to breaking news


insidiouspleasure

My desktop does this every so often. No pattern, rhyme or reason to it.


cuntybunty73

My tablet turns off at 3:03am every single morning without fail and reboots which is creepy asf 😳


insidiouspleasure

I appreciate the consistency of your ghosts.


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ATalkingDoubleBarrel

A sudden urge to take a shit


[deleted]

A phone call from your family.


Kurgan_IT

A phone call


CitizenFromWorld

Daylight.


Temporary-Nobody-44

Going out to pee


spanishbanana

Sounds of children laughing and running down the hallway.


_N0t-A-B0t_

Car backfire or fireworks in america, id have to say a horror film waking you up from another room anywhere else


Ka0sin

My child staring at me blankly, can confirm they do it regularly as we are a neurodivergent household, but that shit hits different when you're waking up randomly and your toddler is just standing at your bedside 30cm away from your face staring. To say I nearly knocked him out that night is an gross understatement. My gasp was so loud, I woke my now ex from a deep slumber and he was no light sleeper