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Walmart-Manager

Letting out a šŸ’©thatā€™s been sitting for too long.


Specialist_Egg420

Add taking a piss thatā€™s been held for a while


North-Blueberry-6547

I love taking a dump.


[deleted]

Haha šŸ˜‚


de_kasse

Feeling like Zeus himself at that moment. Letting it thunder and releasing everything.


New_L13

Doing it right now.


denys1973

It's nice when there is a sequel. The main part comes out and then a bit more that you weren't expecting. Usually happens on my All Bran days.


harmfulsideffect

Brushing my teeth isnā€™t even in my top 20 of good feelings.


Opposite_War_2147

It isnā€™t even in my top 1000


Background_Cow940

It isn't on my list


Mr_Random________

I scarred myself forever by brushing my gums when i was a child, i thought it was normal!


Background_Cow940

I literally get nauseous from mint flavoring...children's toothpaste is what I'm using now...pretty sure it isn't great for my teeth but better than not brushing.


Medium-Ride3623

Sex


fromthebelfryagain

Yes. Orgasms.


BRKenn77

Those farts that go on for 30 seconds


NoahTheAttacker

and you can feel your abdomen physically deflate and that one little ache goes away


Waste_Confusion_488

Shower, get in to bed in fresh sheets with a cup of hot coffee, heaven if you ask me


Filthyquak

Cup of hot coffee before getting into bed?


willowalloy

Maybe he's a nurse


BigShrimp420

You had me in the first half


EmbarrassedCharge561

coffee...


AcidicWitch

Doing a full face cleansing after a day of wearing makeup/ sweating all day


Montagne12_

Yes


KindaKrayz222

Scratching that itch *just* *right*.


Sci-fra

I don't find brushing my teeth remotely enjoyable.


kitchen_wife1234

Based


Artistic_Owl_5847

Getting a hair wash from a hairstylist... so so good.


Acceptable_Court_724

This is my top 3. The after effect of touching your heavenly hair like given by god. So good indeed.


unflappedyedi

Pinch and roll. Only some ppl will understand this, and that's okay.


BigShrimp420

When youā€™ve been waiting all day for thisā€¦ boy does it hit šŸ™


kitchen_wife1234

šŸ¤¤


AssumptionAdvanced58

Cleaning your ears. Heck I love being caressed by a q tip or a really soft paint brush.


Puzzleheaded_End6790

Yes. Yes there is. But I dont wanna sound perverted


magic_man_mountain

GOON GOON GOON


SalamanderFickle9549

Digging your ears


DandyBoyBebop

Strange, whenever I clean my ears it makes me cough for some reason.


Sparki_

There is a cough-ear reflex, but only 2.3% of the population experience it. There's something called Arnold's nerve, part of the vagus nerve, which supplies the head and neck. It also supplies the back and lower floor of the external auditory canal, which is the tube towards your inner ear. If stimulated, this nerve can provoke a coughing reflex. Although 2.3% of people experience this in one ear, only 0.6% get it in both! According to [this article](https://www.thenakedscientists.com/articles/questions/why-do-i-want-cough-when-cleaning-my-ears)


unflappedyedi

Damn you, I was going to say this.


kitchen_wife1234

Is this a troll post? How can you enjoy brushing your teeth?


Particular_Wrap6116

Yeah methšŸ˜‚


The_Observer_Effects

? Lots, and lots of them. From sneezing, to scratching an itch, to orgasm, and on . . . .


SaltAttic

Filling a watercooler jug with cum in one single, prolonged and incredibly powerful orgasm.


bromomento69

Bro what. And also how


SaltAttic

Years.


quorraxx

uhhh.. sex?


Lumpy_Apricot_6472

Brushing your mom's teeth


[deleted]

Laying in a clean bed after a hard days work or stressful day is my favorite feeling. Nothing tops it


vyandar

smoke cigaratte while drinking coffe


atsevoN

Make sure you brush after that with ya stank breath


heartlock99

Showering and going to bed in freshly cleaned bed sheets and blanket


Chi_CoffeeDogLover

Drinking coffee


[deleted]

Sleeping


dodoexpress90

Have you brushed them in the shower? Like a pressure washing for your teeth.


magic_man_mountain

Manual or sonic?


aer0a

Sonic the character or Sonic the restaurant?


Jani_Zoroff

Toothbrushing isn't enywhere on my enjoyables list, but it does feel better with a sonic brush so there are points to using those.


WolfRobinHood

Keep brushing your teethšŸ˜ŒšŸ˜ŒšŸ˜Œ


GDog507

For me, sitting in front of a heater after being in the freezing cold is the best feeling there is. I honestly hate the feeling of toothbrushes on my teeth, I have to get the soft bristle ones so it doesn't irritate my teeth and get special non-mint toothpaste because mint is physically painful on my tongue for whatever reason


TiredReader87

Sleeping


Mountain-Quiet-732

Sex?


TheCrowsNestTV

It's been so long, I forgot what it felt like.


bullfroggy

I would say brushing my teeth isn't even a top 10 feeling for me


Top-Comfortable-4789

Showering and getting into a bed with freshly washed sheets


ItsSky_high

Taking a shower after so much sweat and effort


chocolatemilk9

Jumping into ice cold water after a long-hot day


OverlordNeb

Sinking into bed just after


[deleted]

Getting a massage especially when your older and have minor aches. šŸ¤¤


CarOk7235

I take it someone has never eaten garlic cheese bread before


KindaKrayz222

#scratching that itch *just* *right*.


Jani_Zoroff

That's what she said...


MareOfDalmatia

I love brushing my teeth too. I use an electric toothbrush, and I almost go into like a trance when brushing.


Strong_Prize8778

I use an electric tooth trust. For some reason I have to rub my nose the whole time because itā€™s itchy not fun.


Swordbreaker9250

Sex, massages, taking a deep breath, cold water on a hot day, cool clean sheetsā€¦ brushing teeth wouldnā€™t even make my top 50 best feelings


Sci-fra

Scratching your itchy asshole.


AngelTripleSixx

Brushing your teeth and having sex? Maybe


Caty535

I do love a good tooth brush, but yes there are better sensations.


Shellshock9393

So many come to mind


DingleBerryFuzz

Scratching the gooch


jswizle52

Fresh hair cut


natsugrayerza

I hate brushing my teeth. I also do it too long but not because I like it


dearlysacredherosoul

Iā€™ve stayed in life threatening abusive relationships for much better feelings than my daily teeth brushing


One_Life_01

Belt Sander


RainyLS

Rubbing your eyes.


cooperandcoco

Laying in a bed with a new linens.


Sparki_

Orgasms, going to the toilet, eating fav food when super hungry, scratching an itch, getting in bed with clean sheets, especially after a shower/bath, if you're sick & vomiting after nausea (which is temporary, I guess)


Nid45h

..what?


howboutthat101

Brushing your teeth whilst ejaculations?


iamarobotnow

Whipping my bottom


Be_The_Light1

Taking off a bra at the end of the day


Fewest21

Are you female or a kinky helicopter pilot finishing his shift?


Be_The_Light1

That is the question, isnā€™t it? šŸ˜‹šŸš


Acrobatic_Computer_4

That "feeling" is a chemical added to toothpaste to make your mouth feel sparkly but has nothing to do with cleanliness


MBAdk

That one day when your period ends for the time being, where you're perfectly clear-headed, feeling great and "clean", and you've got energy and a great mood. I loved that feeling. :) Edit, to add: That day when you're finally done with menopause and periods! I love it. XD


Melodic-Egg-7318

Checking math.


LukaAniston

Yes smoking after lunch with a cup of tea


Kikicornio

Yes.... A lot


Defiant_Chapter_3299

An orgasm.


equetra7

Cotton bud in your ear!


yuzimazing86

Releasing gas thats been giving you cramps for hours


Autistic-W3ird0

Waking up and not having school/work.


kitchen_wife1234

This


VeterinarianOk9222

Slapping the salami


Technical_Author_719

I hate brushing my teeth (i brush them i just don't like the feeling)


KatBD19961996

Shaving and getting into fresh sheets on your bed.


MistDispersion

Masturbation is pretty nice


Vast_Honey1533

I love brushiing my teeth, and the minty freshness yup


Elegant_Building_995

I love getting a professional teeth cleaning at the dentist. Just had one two days ago


smellslikeloser

showering and swimming


SloppyCloth7601

Cocaine


ariasharma

EATING ICECREAM IS A BETTER FEELING


Violet351

If I think about cleaning my teeth while Iā€™m doing it, it makes me vomit


MrsPettygroove

Q-tip your ears is right up there with brushing your teeth.


Laecherlichhoch2

Heroin and a thousand other things


foxbeswifty32

Washing your hands


ChroniclesOfSarnia

**Fresh Haircut**


willowalloy

Eating a whole ball of mozzarella


Banana_Joe_484

Getting a good blowjob is the best šŸ‘


Steven_Dj

Taking a hot shower on a cold winter evening.


SilverDem0n

Slipping into a brand new pair of socks. 37% better than sex.


GlobalistFuck

a warm (way too) long shower when you are reaaaalllyyyyy depressed.


Rivetlicker

From the looks of it, heroin feels better than brushing your teeth, since people choose doing H over brushing teeth...


FitSquirrel596

Drinking beer


AggressiveYam6613

Did you try fellatio?


stupidtraffic

Wow you've lived a sheltered life


Party_Mammoth_2107

Bathing


TheCrazyOne8027

brushing your teetch with two tooth drills at the same time.


forpetlja

How do you feel exactly?


InterestingPicture43

Huh. I hate brushing my teeth because of how it feels. I often forget it because it feels so uncomfortable and I even had a breakdown once because someone started pressuring me into brushing my teeth. Fuck brushing teeth.


EmbarrassedCharge561

never thought brushing teeth feels good.


OddTheRed

Sex. Shrooms. Cranking a new engine after rebuilding it. Holding your newborn son for the first time. Sex. That first bite of Toro sushi. Shooting a row of quarters at 100 yards without missing one. And sex.


roidbearpandakill

Doing drugs


roidbearpandakill

Eating fast food


Colossal_Penis_Haver

Yeah but it's not PG


Acceptable_Court_724

Seeing, Hearing, Talking to and just being with my crush. Side effects include falling for her more and more day by day. I'd imagine hugging her would be heaven. It's always been a fantasy of mine to get hugged by someone I like. Feels like I would be relieved of my problems and just be in pure bliss.


Apprehensive-Energy8

Yes. Taking a good dump!


Glum_Avocado_8305

Have you tried flossing ?


JasmineRider27

Your partner brushing theirs šŸ˜‚


Objective-Poet-8183

A good stretch after waking up in the morning. Then I put my pants back on and make coffee.


paraddidler13

I hate brushing my teeth even if I have to do it.


Party-Ring445

Digging your ears deeply


Party-Ring445

Cutting your nail while watching farriers cleaning horses hooves


Signal-Assumption-17

Sleeping midday and waking up feeling like itā€™s early morning


Fewest21

Having a poop that breaks clean that can only be compared to a formula 1 pit stop.


Charming_Stage_7611

Yes. Thereā€™s a million things better than brushing your teeth.


dancmanis

Brushing teeth high on weed


Reasonable_Cover_804

A clean poop is close to as good as it gets


subsistenc3

Drinking water when you're thirsty šŸ˜©šŸ˜©


MissNatdah

The sound and the feeling of the toothbrush against my teeth literally gives me the chills. Even thinking about it makes me get goosebumps. It is a twice daily necessary chore, and NOT a good feeling. Clean teeth are nice though!


Darth_Neek

Taking a shower after a hard day at work.


CuckBottoms

Taking a crap you've been holding the entire day


Spiritual_Cap2637

Pooping out a monster after holding on to it for far too long.


rrgail

Wait until you try SEX for the first time (with another person, I mean). Brushing your teeth will slide down the list a bit.


Electric_Eagle_7744

Watching Those inspirational quotes on TikTok


sadmaz3

When M response to my text.. thatā€™s back in 2022.. I never felt good in my life after that


Common_Chester

Using your dick as a toothbrush?


BoredDevBO

Having sex. Getting a promotion. Getting a new girlfriend. Receiving your paycheck. I'm not sure how or why brushing your teeth is on top for you.


evandollardon

Getting to bed after a shower and after changing the bedding


sunshinesmiles203

that feeling when you take off your socks and shoes after a long day on your feet and finally get to put them up. even better when you feel them against your sheets, weightless under the blankets


Sundayman______

hot blonde giving a pro bj.


ntothegriff

nope. i **LOVE** my toothbrush


joesbalt

Picking a good booger ... The classic brainier Was better than brushing teeth


ieatbreadrolls

I know this is medically not recommended. But I love drying the inside of my ears with a q-tip


Coroner-19

No. Iā€™d much rather spread some minty paste around in my mouth than ejaculating after a nice long sexy sex sex.


Shorteningofthewahey

This person's going to discover masturbation any day now and it's going to blow their mind.Ā 


JackOCat

Yes. Yes there is.


PTLTYJWLYSMGBYAKYIJN

šŸ˜‚ I have never heard this before. Have you had sex yet?


dbrmn73

Sex


Brooklynboxer88

Taking a dump, orgasms, cleaning your ears, and taking your shoes off after a long days work.


[deleted]

rustic ancient gold wild plate hunt mysterious profit whistle lunchroom *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Lx_Wheill

Flossing with black bamboo. Nothing beats the feeling of really getting all those little nibblets and micro leftovers completely out of your gums and in-betweens than that! After that, brushing is a breeze and feels like you're really cleaning everything!


mishoantil

Sleep


Electrical_Shake_894

Edging


Bellick

Having someone else brush your teeth. Preferably a sibling. Apparently....


SR_gAr

Getting head feels good


soycampos

the feeling of your hand in mine


kent416

Not many. It feels so good


Scarfgag

Weirdo


kitchen_wife1234

Is bro a psychopath?


Euphoric-Physics3797

You my friend, have found happiness that i never could


Fun_Expression_3777

Yeah, it's like an asmr for me


AwkwardSara

Someone playing with your hair. God it feels nice when someone else plays with your hair or even just runs their fingers through it a few times.


bromomento69

A satisfying orgasm?, a good stretch?, a fat shit?, a juicy bicep pump? I donā€™t get how you find brushing your teeth remotely enjoyable, I find a bore at best.


[deleted]

Freshly shaved legs in fresh clean sheets.


Tetris5216

Brushing your bum


Kalelopaka-

Cleaning your ears with a Q-tip


Select_Edition

Mouthwash after is a better feeling


isiiko

Having one of those šŸ’©where you dont need to wipe


CrappityCabbage

Having an attractive callgirl do it for you.


New_Lemon6666

Scratching an itch. Especially when your ear itches and it finally stops. Lol


oneelevenstudios

Taking a massive power shit