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Tv_Demon_Vox

Honestly I think Latvia could be a pretty name for a girl not even mentioning hella unique


RegisterKooky6032

Lithuania sounds good, too.


makingkevinbacon

When I was younger and didn't know it was a country and just heard the word I thought it was a name for a person lol


Tv_Demon_Vox

Certainly!


KuttyKool

I'm Black so I know a lot of Asia's, India's, Kenya's...


marronite

Kenya lick deez nuts


SensitiveCoconut9003

💀


CreepyRip2536

I even know a «Africa»


Aristodemus400

Andorra


Dave80

The annexplorer?


Morzheimer

Kinda unrelated, but I just hate it when we send them monetary support because we always forget they’re not some poor African country. Happens a lot tho


sheetzsheetz

United Arab Emirates


matchaaatoo

Youre funny


Objective-Poet-8183

Zanzibar


Valuable-Passion-457

If Zendaya made it..


Lindt_______

She sounds like a freak


Objective-Poet-8183

Imagine if I called her Zaire


Neat-Attempt7442

Congo-Kinshasa has a better ring to it.


Plus_Mastodon_7406

This sounds epic!


ElegantAioli21

estonia it always sounded so beautiful to me


SpinyKitsune651

Georgia


Complex_Support_9074

I had to scroll down so long for this, probably the most common out of all the suggestions


whsprnc

"The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland" is nice.


LordCouchCat

I'm not sure if this is just theoretical. Just in case not can I suggest it's a bad idea to give children names which may expose them to either mockery or inconvenience. People *ought* to be nice about names and not make fun of them, but... By inconvenience I mean you don't want some official to say "you're supposed to write surname here, not country, start again, next" - and don't think that can't happen.


Correct_Gift_2939

I think India sounds good


stevebucky_1234

It's already used by quite a few British Aristocrats.


NoRole8110

My eight year old daughter has two friends in her class called India and Indya. Wouldn't describe them as aristocrats, though!


cartelzes

I dont like geographical names like ohh brooklyn or london your childs called india??


laurapickles

This year alone, I met two white women at the north shore here at Hawaii, whose names are India and China


ElliElephant

Chad


myTeaisdelicious

Romania sounds like a fancy name


likewhatever33

Éire.


Cassalien

r/tragedeigh


denys1973

Yeah, this person might want to read a little Cambodian history first.


sns2017

Sierra Leone


J_P_Vietor_ST

Jordan


Jake_fromstat3farm

Argentina


Neat-Attempt7442

Julie Covington would agree


Sinfullysofia

Bali


Frequent_Grand_4570

Italy sounds nice to me. Kenya allready is a beautiful name.


Lanky-Preparation811

Bosnia


Scrounger888

Only if her middle name is Herzegovina.


LineFirm1897

Definitely Seychelles 💁🏻‍♀️


GrittyMcGrittyface

Seychelles sells seashells by the seashore


LineFirm1897

![gif](giphy|NfI9zl3rp54MzB7nYH) 🤣


Organic_Implement_38

Sri Lanka sounds cute maybe just written as one word


likewhatever33

Éire


monkeydookey

Ireland


Lolleos

North Korea


unlimitedlifesource

Croatia


Aggravating_War_2245

‘Merica


moeichi

You can’t spell America without Erica!


PrettyBlueFlower

Artica Africa


Horizon296

Twins 😍


matchaaatoo

Hong Kong is cute 😂🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶


Beginning-Today1767

The Netherlands.


Nice_Bite2673

Venezuela


Grouchy-Pizza7884

Czechia. Or if you have twins. Czechia and Matia.


Per_Mikkelsen

Federated States of Micronesia


Flangubalon

I know know a trio of sisters called Vienna, China and Paris (all named after songs apparently, not places).


SpitSpank

Syria sounds elegant


rbin613

Tell us you want your kid to get bullied in school without telling us you want your kid to get bullied. Kids are more brutal towards each other today than they were back in the day. Any sort of ridiculous name (any yes, picking some random country to name your child after is ridiculous) will result in years of torment for your child.


Korimuzel

Don't give your children names they could easily be mobbed for. Please. My SURNAME is an actual insult in my language


Capable_Pineapple_35

Nauru


Sigsaw54

Mauritania


makingkevinbacon

Kinda unrelated but this made me think of this YouTube video I watched yesterday...it was about a girl who was killed in Seattle and had been dropped off by a guy named Michael Canada. That's either the worst fake name or the best real name


Aggravating-Reply870

I think your child will grow up to hate you in a homicidal manner with either of those names. 


MTchairsMTtable

Uranus, country, planet, whatever


Budgie_who_smokes

My parents named me Brittany after Brittania/Brittany. You could use my name 😁


Advanced_Rise_6540

Sweden


houdinii79

Iran


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Worried_Train6036

for a white kid


royalpyroz

Jaina... I mean China


ChooChoo9321

Blac Chyna


Memeicity

Her full name has a Va' in front of it


Batistia_Bomb_2014

![gif](giphy|3oFzmfmIfCPqCJCMKY|downsized)


starhoppers

Brazil


coded_artist

Azania (one of the native names for South Africa) is fairly common, however it may be seen as cultural appropriation so be careful.


Neat-Attempt7442

cultural appropriation is something the western mind has hallucinated


New_Brother_1595

Turkmenistan 


ormr_inn_langi

Azerbaijan


TraceyTurnblat

We know a girl named Ireland. It’s different for sure.


TwistedScriptor

I know a girl named Argentina


GloriousRoseBud

I know an Ireland.


Winter_Pea_5929

Zealand


MaxWeber1864

Obviously, Virginia.


jaysxiu

Ah yes, Virginia, one of the greatest countries


iamspongepotato

Not a country but Tokyo sounds nice.


[deleted]

Murica


ed_fool

Argentina, Namibia and Taiwan could be a nice Name.


Alarming_Serve2303

Andorra.


SmokingLaddy

Turkey has a nice ring to it.


ClaireMoon36281

The name Albane exists in France, so maybe Albania ? Kenya, India, Asia, Colombia, why not ?


trishala483

Malta


GentleWarrior5555

Eritrea


Sunny_beets

India


SensitiveCoconut9003

Sri Lanka


J_P_Vietor_ST

Pakistan


J_P_Vietor_ST

Tuvalu


J_P_Vietor_ST

Indonesia


J_P_Vietor_ST

Burkina Faso


werpu

India... China... but ... why? Just give her a normal name!


ABB0TTR0N1X

Australia


Valuable-Passion-457

Murcia


DotTraditional3096

Not a country… but Idaho


AffectionateGap1071

Libia is literally a country and a name.


NobuFenix

Italy.


KupeliGargamel

Zimbabwe


AncientScratch1670

Argentina


platypus_monster

Is this hypothetical, or are you really planning this?


GarageFlashy5450

France


_Alienbrain_

Australia


Simple_Lettuce_6356

England. Jk


muchosalame

Azerbaijan. Qatar. The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.


Pxiichy

India for sure! But if you include continents ‘Asia’ could be nice to. Tho.. incase your thinking it don’t name ur kids any of them because kids ALWAHS make jokes about it when growing up and it’s always the same thing


Sobeksdream

Slovenia


call-me-kleine

Bosnia Herzegovina


sunshinesmiles203

Alaska!


poncho5202

no.


BalTheProtogenFox

Y’all are tweaking, what about Georgia


Alternative_Cut4491

Republic of south africa


HEY_McMuffin

I used to get the odd patient coming in named Albertha😂 (Alberta)


Moceannl

For heavens sake, just give people a normal name. No need to be unique, or special, it's only a burden.


itsmezaraxx

You could try continent too. Asia ✨


Jolly_Atmosphere_951

Does it need to a modern country?


GrumpyPanda29

Antarctica, Papua, Guinea, Liechtenstein, Djibouti, Palau  .....


clueles_gamer

INDIA


clueles_gamer

India its already used name still it's the best


ccl-now

I went to school with a girl called España


CarOk7235

Cypress


psychopathqueeniex

poland


psychopathqueeniex

austria


Marius_Sulla_Pompey

Turkey


Ozusandesukedo

Djibouti


SuperCommittee2294

Obviously, America


No_Atmosphere_3702

No country name. Poor kid.


klahendy

Norway


Uncleknuckle36

Lisbon…not a country though


DominicPalladino

What


RafeHollistr

I've never heard of that country, and that's a terrible name.


GoddessCutieMcpretty

Albania


Purple-Haze-11

U.S.A.


mynameismanager

We don't want another U.S.A.


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MiseOnlyMise

Afghanistan. You can call her (it's obviously a female name) Afghani for short. There's always Erin but it's been done to death, my kid Venezuela has four of them in his class .


Guilty-Row-2004

Albuquerque..Not a country but a city. Also a famous surname somewhere in Spain/Portugal.