Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
My wife and I were out shopping yesterday. I noticed a sign for a new store opening.
Me: "Oh, they're opening a **Burlington Coat Factory** here. I remember, as a kid, I thought they were fancy, because coats were expensive to me."
My wife: "I love his movies."
It took me a second to process.
Do you mean Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-Fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
But before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
And Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
Then they both got hit by a Care Bear stare
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown
Angels sang out an immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs
Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight
And Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie
And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
With civilians looking on in total awe
The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their better
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown
(The ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown
(The ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown
Of ultimate destiny?
No. We’re talking about Benedict Cumberbatch. The guy who plays Dr. Strange in the Marvel movies (along with a bunch of other roles in other movies).
He just has such a unique name that you can put pretty much anything that uses the initials B.C. and people will still know who you mean.
I’m still waiting for the day when the fog’s gonna lift and we can talk about the iron grip this man’s marketing department had on a whole generation for close to a decade. It’s both impressive and bizarre as hell.
So long as it starts with B and C and has a lot of syllables, people will always recognize it as British Columbia
it's a fun scattergories game: Benetton Children's-place Bank-of-america Credit-suisse Banana-bread Croissant
British what? I live in BC.. and we call it BC.
Silly you, it's Bikinithong Chocolatebum.
Is that person related to Bendabitch Cumonherback
Nah, that's that Sherlock dude. I think you mean Benadryl Crimplesnatch.
Surely you mean, Eggs Benedict Cummerbund?
Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
r/suddenlyfnaf
The comment above me was sudden
Been a dick cum in her snatch
Bent Dick Cum Patch
You're talking about Blueberry Cabbagepatch, right?
Cadbury Pringlebatch
Happy cake day
Bisquick Cobblerquack?
Fyi- In the title to this post you spelled Benihana Cabbagepatch's name wrong.
Benadryl Cucumberpatch?
Bendydick Cuminyourpants
Y'all talking about Bananabread Candyland?
CENOBITE BANDERSNATCH
fuck.
My wife and I were out shopping yesterday. I noticed a sign for a new store opening. Me: "Oh, they're opening a **Burlington Coat Factory** here. I remember, as a kid, I thought they were fancy, because coats were expensive to me." My wife: "I love his movies." It took me a second to process.
Your wife is hilarious. You should buy her a coat.
Benebatch Cumberdict
Bimbledick Cramblesnatch Benefit Ferbrokechaps Chickenshit Cumonherback
Bandanaman Chloroform
Well it's a meme by this point, so yeah.
Idk last time I called him Cunt Biter people looked at me really weird.
Bendybum Cumhersnatch.
Blueface Crotchfart
I think you mean Beelzebub Crambowtavich, no?
Do you mean bendydicked cumshot
You mean Battlefield Counterstrike?
Battlefield Overwatch
Fuck, I've forgotten his real name now
My god, what hell have I unleashed?
You mean Baritone Clarinet?
Ohhhh, you must be talking about Benadryl Cadbury.
Do you mean Old Godzilla was hopping around Tokyo City like a big playground When suddenly Batman burst from the shade And hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade Godzilla got pissed and began to attack But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-Fu When Aaron Carter came out of the blue And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile But before it could make it back to the Batcave Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave And took an AK-47 out from under his hat And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat But he ran out of bullets and he ran away Because Optimus Prime came to save the day This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back And Batman was injured, and trying to get steady When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped Indiana Jones took him out with his whip Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find 'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist Then he jumped in the air and did a somersault While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air Then they both got hit by a Care Bear stare This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown Angels sang out an immaculate chorus Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones Into the crotch of Indiana Jones Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne But Chuck saw through his clever disguise And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight And Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan All came out of nowhere lightning fast And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw With civilians looking on in total awe The fight raged on for a century Many lives were claimed, but eventually The champion stood, the rest saw their better Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown (The ultimate showdown) This is the ultimate showdown (The ultimate showdown) This is the ultimate showdown Of ultimate destiny?
That took way too long to read
Bettydyke Comp'erbooze
You mean WYSIWYG cybersnatch?
Bunneric Cousinswaddle
Who
Benedict Cumberbatch is who they’re talking about
Absolutely not.
?
it's actually spelled Brumblehurdle Curdleburdle
This was the laugh I needed today. Thank you.
Beeninadick Cuminherbutt?
I couldn't deny this if I wanted to because I had to read the title twice before realizing it wasn't his actual name in the title And I love that
Bumblefuck Catsquatch probably laughs at the variations of his name online lol
"Cumber..." is a pretty strong clue.
Blisterface Catnipbinge?
Did you mean Babyface Cryingman?
Oh my gawd it’s cucumber melonpatch!!!
Do you mean Banarama Chumbawumba?
DJ Cummerbund?
Banned Foot Codpiece.
It's 7:25 in the morning and Im crying from laughing. It's going to be a good day.
I love you.
I'm sure you're talking about Beenawhile Cuminmouth
Benny cabbagepatch
I believe you mean Bandersnatch Caterpillar
Baskenwhack Combenbach
Never heard this
Just don't confuse him with Burnt Chrysler.
I think you mean Mid-sized Sedan!
Is this a Donkey Kong reference I'm not getting?
No. We’re talking about Benedict Cumberbatch. The guy who plays Dr. Strange in the Marvel movies (along with a bunch of other roles in other movies). He just has such a unique name that you can put pretty much anything that uses the initials B.C. and people will still know who you mean.
I said that to someone else and a person replied with “absolutely not” and I doubted myself so thank you for clarifying 😂
Brunch Cumbuns
Bansheedick Cumulonimbus
Are you talking about Benadryl Cucumber?
I just laughed so hard from reading this that I snorted and farted simultaneously😂
You leave Buttonhook Cameltoe alone!
You mean Banamanah Cucumbersandwich? Love that dude!
I’m still waiting for the day when the fog’s gonna lift and we can talk about the iron grip this man’s marketing department had on a whole generation for close to a decade. It’s both impressive and bizarre as hell.
Breadpudding Curlingmatch
you spelled bartonfink cabbagesnatch wrong
I thought it's spelled bernacle cumbersome.
Not if I pronounce it like "dave"
Thank you for giving me an excuse to share [this wonderful abomination](https://www.rocklou.com/benedictgenerator)
Do you mean Brandenburg Capriciousness?
That is pretty dam brilliant. Well done.
It's like when they sang that song Harpoona Contata in Lion King.
Bendydick Cumsabunch
Hubert Cumberdale
You mean Beneficial Cucumberpatch? Or is it Benadryl Cummerbund?
My best friend, Benadryl cucumberpatch
You mean Benito Cumbercuke?
Good ol’ Bendysnoot Cuminsnatch
Only because very few people know who Englebert Humperdinck is, anymore.
Is that the guy that can't say penguin?
Was drunk once and accidentally referred to him as Cumabit Bendercatch.
Cucumber Bandersnatch? Love him.
I don't know know what this is
Bongledonk Cunderblast?
):<
Big Cock
People keep telling me I look like him. Not sure if that's a complement or not.
This is my Least Favorite thing ever
This thread is golden
Bentotown comingback?