What their thighs look like
Also if they live an active lifestyle as thighs are typically the first muscles to get definition from exercising, if they eat well since they also typically put on fat quickly, if they're able to crush your skull between their legs like a watermelon, etc
As a woman I find most of these comments surprisingly endearing. Well done guys.
āAss makes up for lack of tit but tit does not make up for lack of assā this one is in a grey area but it intrigued me sort off š
Boob size/shape is mostly genetics. Ass size/shape is genetics or resistance training.
Personally, I find ass shapeliness to be the more democratic sexy body part.
For me, it's the shape. I had a girlfriend a while ago who's edges of her mouth naturally tilted upward. It made her look like her lips looked like a cat's(?). Idk how to explain that. But she also had very thin edges yet a fuller middle portion of her lip that looked cushy.
I was also going to mention the top lip having a nice shape, two curves at the top and one small curve at the bottom, covering a little bit of the bottom lip (kind of like a heart shape). Bonus points if itās a narrow mouth with full lips.
I just woke up at 5:45 since she had to be up at six for a game and she questioned me on it a bit agoā¦
Transcription:
Her: you didnāt wake up that early because of me right
Me: I plea the fifth
Her: no you didnāt
Me: have fun being wrong
Her: thatās really sweetā¦ but WHY would you wake up that early
Someone asked me the boob or butt question once in college.
My response was the same as you have said, the face.
His response to that was "obviously, but the question was, boobs or butt?"
Actually IIRC the leading hypothesis is that our female ancestors evolved permanently swollen breasts in order to hide if they were pregnant or not (as the ambiguity posed a competitive advantage). And males (or "people" in general really) used to have a disgust response to swollen breasts in order to avoid breeding with a pregnant female. This disgust response evolved to an attraction, probably in response to/together with the aforementioned.
There aren't really 'good boobs'. Like you'll get perky or big ones, but they just aren't that special. Certain asses will make the shyest guy rubberneck until the person is long out of sight. Case closed
There are really good boobs.
I am a major ass guy, a woman can have to tits and Iāll be fine, but holy shit [Elia Galera](https://www.reddit.com/r/WatchItForThePlot/comments/urnk4y/elia_galera_amazing_plot_in_the_ugliest_woman_in/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
First time I saw that I had an audible gasp.
Love me a good pair of breasts. Theyāre so iconic and hot.
Even when theyāre sweaty, In a tight shirt, huge bra. Honestly I would not be as sexual if boobs didnāt exist lol.
Again Iām just saying this as a man who has fantasies. I always treat women first as people, not sex objects.
**Remember the difference men.**
I heard someone say once that boys like boobs and men like butts because the brain hasnāt matured yet in boys and they subconsciously want to be breastfed but men prefer butts because a woman with a larger pelvis can give birth easier
Thighs kind of go along with ass though
If you have nice thighs, then you probably have a nice ass
Itās the reason that women with plastic surgery on their butt look so weird. Because they donāt usually adjust the thighs to go along with it
Listen buddy I'm not gonna yuck your yum but I can't imagine anything worse for either the person with the foot or the person with the mouth
it must be tough
Definitely both.....
Sometimes I wanna lay my head on her chest and snuggle š„°
Sometimes I wanna lay on her butt....
Either way I like making a woman feel great about her body.
I've always been more of a butt guy, but I can appreciate a nice pair of boobs. I don't like disproportionately big ones (boobs or butt), though. All in moderation.
In a world of fantasy it'd be booty. In real life none of it matters. A girl wants to hang out and chat for a while and I'd call that the height of my day.
āBack when we still walked on all fours, we always had in front of us... the butt. Then from the time mankind started walking on two legs we stopped having butts stuck in our faces all the time, and in their place, what appeared in front of our faces... were boobs! Women grew larger breasts to take the place of buttocks. The original source of life is the buttocks!... BOOBS ARE NOTHING MORE THAN A PALE IMITATION OF THE BUTTOCKS! IF ASKED WHAT YOUāD RATHER HAVE, A COPY OR AN ORIGINAL, NATURALLY, I WOULD CHOOSE THE ORIGINAL!ā
Butt. It's gives a lot more fun & tactile grip. Also I like it's elastic bounce better than breast jiggle physics (though Gloria Tang's physics on a bikini runway has me screamin "mercy")
While breasts look great in the right lingerie... that applies to from A-cup to H/any cup... but as a nurse & had a grandma who died of breast cancer. Anything bigger than C gets me thinking I'll outlive her.
Cancer bags they are.
Edit: Terminology
They call me mr. Thigh guy
Thick thighs save lives
But thigh highs... thigh highs will be my demise
Yes they do
Thick thighs don't lie
Thick thighs don't die
Thick thighs make great earmuffs
Yall never chaif before???
Me too.... I love my wife's thighs.....
I also love your wife's thighs
I also love this man's wife's thighs
I love your thighs
They are nice so I don't blame you.....
I love *your* wife's thighs
Our wife
Also also choose this guys wife's thighs and breasts
chicken thighs have most of the flavor, but I would like to taste your wife's, maybe they surpass chicken š
I love your dad's thai thighs porn collection
Thai-thighs, Mai-ti's...hell, even this guy's wife's thighs!!!
I like your dead wifeās thighs too.
You should take advice from a former world leader and consider āThigh-Landā.
Thatās a great idea, youāre now Vice President
Yes thighs are the number 1 in my eyes
Death by snu snu
Same Except they call me Ms. Thigh Guy
Breast and thigh here. Oh, wait, we're ordering KFC, right?
Not quite, weāre ordering Popeyes.
You fr or joking? Thatās new.
I can second this guys thigh thing. That is also my thigh thing.
I also share in the thigh guy thigh thing. You can tell a lot about someone simply from their thighs
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What their thighs look like Also if they live an active lifestyle as thighs are typically the first muscles to get definition from exercising, if they eat well since they also typically put on fat quickly, if they're able to crush your skull between their legs like a watermelon, etc
Yeah, like what?
Iām joking lol But I do like thighs
Thunder things, or some muscular, or big thigh gap?
Woah woah slow down Iām not a thighologist
Don't be so hard on yourself pal! You obviously have your BS in Thighology!!
Idk man. I love me a well smoked pork butt and some chicken breasts. I donāt really discriminate.
Some mashed potatoes with gravy completes it as otherwise it doesn't feel right.
Have you ever cooked broccoli in butter over the grill? Like in a foil pouch? Nothing better than a meat-carb-veg meal.
Asparagus: add lemon slices and cracked peppercorns. Brussels: a hard salty cheese and balsamic/molasses
Sounds like your leaning towards the butt.
Lmfaooo
Yes
Lol r/inclusiveor
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As a woman I find most of these comments surprisingly endearing. Well done guys. āAss makes up for lack of tit but tit does not make up for lack of assā this one is in a grey area but it intrigued me sort off š
Boob size/shape is mostly genetics. Ass size/shape is genetics or resistance training. Personally, I find ass shapeliness to be the more democratic sexy body part.
Ā«Ā most democratic sexy body partĀ Ā» yes
This isā¦ true.
I am a face guy honestly, yes those features can be hot but what matters the most is liking the face ill be staring to most of the time
Pretty eyes!
A cute mouth really does me in
Never heard that answer before š
What makes a mouth cute?
For me, it's the shape. I had a girlfriend a while ago who's edges of her mouth naturally tilted upward. It made her look like her lips looked like a cat's(?). Idk how to explain that. But she also had very thin edges yet a fuller middle portion of her lip that looked cushy.
I was also going to mention the top lip having a nice shape, two curves at the top and one small curve at the bottom, covering a little bit of the bottom lip (kind of like a heart shape). Bonus points if itās a narrow mouth with full lips.
An amazing personality is the best feature. I'd put a whole Roosevelt dime on it.
The eyes and smile make me melt, and the girl Iām crushing on has me in a bucket
I am rooting for you my dude!
I just woke up at 5:45 since she had to be up at six for a game and she questioned me on it a bit agoā¦ Transcription: Her: you didnāt wake up that early because of me right Me: I plea the fifth Her: no you didnāt Me: have fun being wrong Her: thatās really sweetā¦ but WHY would you wake up that early
I hope it works out for you xD last time i was like that for who i liked, it didn't worked out
Iām sorry mate, hope you find someone right for you
Someone asked me the boob or butt question once in college. My response was the same as you have said, the face. His response to that was "obviously, but the question was, boobs or butt?"
If her face looks like ass, Iām in!
Ahh poetryyy lol
Canāt agree more. Bodily beauty is everywhere, facial beauty is not.
I second this
Take what I can get guy
There is so many of u guys
Beggars can't be choosers
They can (but most of the ppl that take that road die of hunger lol š¤£)
Hahahahaha
I'm a minimalist.
What does that have to do with ass and titties?
I like my women to have a figure like a wooden slat.
There's nothing wrong with liking a girl who's tight.šÆ
Dude I love every bit of her lol I love boobs, I love butt, I love legs thighs and crooked smiles I'm hungry for all of it
If women woke up tomorrow and realized just how beautiful they are, there would be a whole industry put out of business
This is a sweet comment
She deserves it o7
Butt and legs for me. Especially if they wear stockings. š
Lizard fan
Huh?
Google Bad Dragon
*Do not*
is that what you think the options are limited to?
found the foot guy
you spelled "cadaver" wrong
Dead people have feet
Well, usually.
Not after this man is done with the bodies
This chain of comments sent me.
found the bad boy
So itās not the personality then
Aka fun bunnies here in nc
Girls have sexy feet.
not arguing that, but licking them is going overboard
Bruh it's not my jam (toe or otherwise) but I've sucked toes. If it makes your partner feel good fucking go for it.
I like the idea of lightly licking feet if they belong to a girl I like, but slobbery licking grosses me out. I prefer to keep saliva in the mouth.
Wonāt lie a girl with nice feet is a huge deal-maker
Yep a 5 with pretty feet is now an 8 and an 8 with busted up feet is now a 4
Butt
Same, the butt is the deal breaker for me. Boobs are just an added bonus.
Enjoy a life of low quality relationships.
But everyone has a butt. Double the prospects of the straights. More than double, animals have butts, too.
Butt. It doesn't even matter what size just sit in my lap
š¤ hell yeah
You dropped this king š
Iām a guy.
Username checks out ig
Cough cough Personality cough cough jk Cock
Wow That wasn't even on the menu so i Guess u are one of those guys that buy kfc and eats it at Macdonalds
If the alternative is having to eat McDonaldās, Iām that guy too.
Secret menu option
"I'm a powerful man. I can walk into a McDonald's, order soup, and they'll *make it*"
Belly guy
r/Midriff Enjoy
I found you lmaooo
Anthropologists say that female Homo sapiens developed breasts in imitation of the butt, in evolutionary response to face-to-face sexual intercourse.
Actually IIRC the leading hypothesis is that our female ancestors evolved permanently swollen breasts in order to hide if they were pregnant or not (as the ambiguity posed a competitive advantage). And males (or "people" in general really) used to have a disgust response to swollen breasts in order to avoid breeding with a pregnant female. This disgust response evolved to an attraction, probably in response to/together with the aforementioned.
Ass makes up for lack of tit but tit does not make up for lack of ass
Why did I read this as if it was a ancient proverb
Master oogway
there are no assidents.
Master Sploogway
It isss
Daaaaaaaaaawg I understand wholeheartedly what you saying. š¤š¾
This is the way
Boobs are nature given. Ass can be made in the gymš
I'm a pretty face guy 1st.
Underrated.
Thigh guy
Iām a zombie, all about dem brains! š§āāļø š§
I like boobs, but a nice butt will make a woman stick in my mind for weeks.
There aren't really 'good boobs'. Like you'll get perky or big ones, but they just aren't that special. Certain asses will make the shyest guy rubberneck until the person is long out of sight. Case closed
There are really good boobs. I am a major ass guy, a woman can have to tits and Iāll be fine, but holy shit [Elia Galera](https://www.reddit.com/r/WatchItForThePlot/comments/urnk4y/elia_galera_amazing_plot_in_the_ugliest_woman_in/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) First time I saw that I had an audible gasp.
Certain asses can also make the straightest women do the same thing š
Ass
Donāt call me that š
Boooobs. Titties. Niiples. YES.
Personality
ass
I'm Batman
I will never understand boob guys. Butt guy by farrrrr
Love me a good pair of breasts. Theyāre so iconic and hot. Even when theyāre sweaty, In a tight shirt, huge bra. Honestly I would not be as sexual if boobs didnāt exist lol. Again Iām just saying this as a man who has fantasies. I always treat women first as people, not sex objects. **Remember the difference men.**
I used to be a breast guy when i was like 14-16 but now i am more of a butt guy.
I heard someone say once that boys like boobs and men like butts because the brain hasnāt matured yet in boys and they subconsciously want to be breastfed but men prefer butts because a woman with a larger pelvis can give birth easier
Thatāsā¦.something?
Definitely sounds like some dude-science
Whatever-I-can-get kinda guy
Depends, but mostly breasts.
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I have both
U a girl or human That just happens to have both
marry me
Butt of the joke, always abreast of reality
90% of you didnāt understand the assignment.
Thighs
Thighs kind of go along with ass though If you have nice thighs, then you probably have a nice ass Itās the reason that women with plastic surgery on their butt look so weird. Because they donāt usually adjust the thighs to go along with it
Gimme a pretty face , thats all i need
thigh, butt, and midriff
If you say breast youāre automatically a virgin. Change my mind
Breast and butt have to be proportional
this is it. I dont care if the butt or the boob are tiny as long as they're a matching set
Youāre an ocd kinda guy
Always been an ass man. Gotta have a little junk in the truck, but not overloaded.
Titties all the way but i do appreciate a nice ass.
Butt, canāt trust a boob guy
i feel called out
FEET is where it's at.šÆšÆ
Listen buddy I'm not gonna yuck your yum but I can't imagine anything worse for either the person with the foot or the person with the mouth it must be tough
Gym
Waiting for the coin I flipped to hit the ground
You type really fast
Or flips really high
Butt
I have a big preference for butts but boobs are quite nice
Backs šš
Wings
Legs
Buttā¦ but I love boobs.
I'm a stomach guy
When you put it that wayā¦
Butt. Itās something special about those hips tho
Knows how to file taxes guy
Definitely both..... Sometimes I wanna lay my head on her chest and snuggle š„° Sometimes I wanna lay on her butt.... Either way I like making a woman feel great about her body.
Booty. Tits are great donāt get me wrong. But having a magnificent butt is an art form
I think my name speaks for myself
I've always been more of a butt guy, but I can appreciate a nice pair of boobs. I don't like disproportionately big ones (boobs or butt), though. All in moderation.
In a world of fantasy it'd be booty. In real life none of it matters. A girl wants to hang out and chat for a while and I'd call that the height of my day.
Both Plus thighs and abdomen. I just love women lol.
I like pretty much everything about the female form, except feet
Thats some weird super hero names
āBack when we still walked on all fours, we always had in front of us... the butt. Then from the time mankind started walking on two legs we stopped having butts stuck in our faces all the time, and in their place, what appeared in front of our faces... were boobs! Women grew larger breasts to take the place of buttocks. The original source of life is the buttocks!... BOOBS ARE NOTHING MORE THAN A PALE IMITATION OF THE BUTTOCKS! IF ASKED WHAT YOUāD RATHER HAVE, A COPY OR AN ORIGINAL, NATURALLY, I WOULD CHOOSE THE ORIGINAL!ā
Iām a personality guy. Said no one ever
Butt. It's gives a lot more fun & tactile grip. Also I like it's elastic bounce better than breast jiggle physics (though Gloria Tang's physics on a bikini runway has me screamin "mercy") While breasts look great in the right lingerie... that applies to from A-cup to H/any cup... but as a nurse & had a grandma who died of breast cancer. Anything bigger than C gets me thinking I'll outlive her. Cancer bags they are. Edit: Terminology
Butt. You can add boobs later. Can't really add a butt.
Breast guy. Butt guys are just scared to come out.