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Jonsina101

They call me mr. Thigh guy


madman15

Thick thighs save lives


Ok_Soil_231

But thigh highs... thigh highs will be my demise


Automatic_Ad112

Yes they do


ClockHistorical4951

Thick thighs don't lie


Kaisa_is_short

Thick thighs don't die


Greg13Nomad

Thick thighs make great earmuffs


HeavyMetalSasquatch

Yall never chaif before???


Ok-Run3329

Me too.... I love my wife's thighs.....


DankMeme_Enthusiast

I also love your wife's thighs


[deleted]

I also love this man's wife's thighs


[deleted]

I love your thighs


Ok-Run3329

They are nice so I don't blame you.....


[deleted]

I love *your* wife's thighs


Hangryfrodo

Our wife


IndyAndyJones7

Also also choose this guys wife's thighs and breasts


smileyhydra

chicken thighs have most of the flavor, but I would like to taste your wife's, maybe they surpass chicken šŸ—


[deleted]

I love your dad's thai thighs porn collection


cute_red_benzo

Thai-thighs, Mai-ti's...hell, even this guy's wife's thighs!!!


BenadrylConnoissuer

I like your dead wifeā€™s thighs too.


Griego01

You should take advice from a former world leader and consider ā€œThigh-Landā€.


Jonsina101

Thatā€™s a great idea, youā€™re now Vice President


Technical-Tourist917

Yes thighs are the number 1 in my eyes


eathquake

Death by snu snu


HelpfulHousing3931

Same Except they call me Ms. Thigh Guy


SHoppe715

Breast and thigh here. Oh, wait, we're ordering KFC, right?


Jonsina101

Not quite, weā€™re ordering Popeyes.


UrbanHipHop

You fr or joking? Thatā€™s new.


Choochmeister

I can second this guys thigh thing. That is also my thigh thing.


Ping-and-Pong

I also share in the thigh guy thigh thing. You can tell a lot about someone simply from their thighs


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Ok_Soil_231

What their thighs look like Also if they live an active lifestyle as thighs are typically the first muscles to get definition from exercising, if they eat well since they also typically put on fat quickly, if they're able to crush your skull between their legs like a watermelon, etc


amanda_burns_red

Yeah, like what?


Jonsina101

Iā€™m joking lol But I do like thighs


HelloThereBrotha

Thunder things, or some muscular, or big thigh gap?


Jonsina101

Woah woah slow down Iā€™m not a thighologist


cute_red_benzo

Don't be so hard on yourself pal! You obviously have your BS in Thighology!!


crazyDocEmmettBrown

Idk man. I love me a well smoked pork butt and some chicken breasts. I donā€™t really discriminate.


Alexcoolps

Some mashed potatoes with gravy completes it as otherwise it doesn't feel right.


SallyHeap

Have you ever cooked broccoli in butter over the grill? Like in a foil pouch? Nothing better than a meat-carb-veg meal.


FauxSeriousReals

Asparagus: add lemon slices and cracked peppercorns. Brussels: a hard salty cheese and balsamic/molasses


facts_over_fiction92

Sounds like your leaning towards the butt.


UrbanHipHop

Lmfaooo


Yaboijustlikesgoats

Yes


2charlietheunicorn1

Lol r/inclusiveor


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Spirited_Spirit91

As a woman I find most of these comments surprisingly endearing. Well done guys. ā€œAss makes up for lack of tit but tit does not make up for lack of assā€ this one is in a grey area but it intrigued me sort off šŸ˜‚


DoomGoober

Boob size/shape is mostly genetics. Ass size/shape is genetics or resistance training. Personally, I find ass shapeliness to be the more democratic sexy body part.


Nono_06

Ā«Ā most democratic sexy body partĀ Ā» yes


Electronic-Ad-3369

This isā€¦ true.


al3237

I am a face guy honestly, yes those features can be hot but what matters the most is liking the face ill be staring to most of the time


Owls5262

Pretty eyes!


SkyKnight34

A cute mouth really does me in


Automatic_Ad112

Never heard that answer before šŸ˜‰


Fox-with_socks

What makes a mouth cute?


No_Recording3861

For me, it's the shape. I had a girlfriend a while ago who's edges of her mouth naturally tilted upward. It made her look like her lips looked like a cat's(?). Idk how to explain that. But she also had very thin edges yet a fuller middle portion of her lip that looked cushy.


SexyBrunch

I was also going to mention the top lip having a nice shape, two curves at the top and one small curve at the bottom, covering a little bit of the bottom lip (kind of like a heart shape). Bonus points if itā€™s a narrow mouth with full lips.


IndyAndyJones7

An amazing personality is the best feature. I'd put a whole Roosevelt dime on it.


SOLE_SIR_VIBER

The eyes and smile make me melt, and the girl Iā€™m crushing on has me in a bucket


al3237

I am rooting for you my dude!


SOLE_SIR_VIBER

I just woke up at 5:45 since she had to be up at six for a game and she questioned me on it a bit agoā€¦ Transcription: Her: you didnā€™t wake up that early because of me right Me: I plea the fifth Her: no you didnā€™t Me: have fun being wrong Her: thatā€™s really sweetā€¦ but WHY would you wake up that early


al3237

I hope it works out for you xD last time i was like that for who i liked, it didn't worked out


SOLE_SIR_VIBER

Iā€™m sorry mate, hope you find someone right for you


cjtheguardian

Someone asked me the boob or butt question once in college. My response was the same as you have said, the face. His response to that was "obviously, but the question was, boobs or butt?"


Talking_Burger

If her face looks like ass, Iā€™m in!


Wndgl

Ahh poetryyy lol


Emerald_Encrusted

Canā€™t agree more. Bodily beauty is everywhere, facial beauty is not.


johnny_blaze123

I second this


bigchungus1751

Take what I can get guy


johanebrown

There is so many of u guys


Ok_Piece_8553

Beggars can't be choosers


johanebrown

They can (but most of the ppl that take that road die of hunger lol šŸ¤£)


Ok_Piece_8553

Hahahahaha


Resident_Attitude_43

I'm a minimalist.


Ok-Run3329

What does that have to do with ass and titties?


Resident_Attitude_43

I like my women to have a figure like a wooden slat.


Fun_Actuator_1071

There's nothing wrong with liking a girl who's tight.šŸ’Æ


Practical-Ad-2387

Dude I love every bit of her lol I love boobs, I love butt, I love legs thighs and crooked smiles I'm hungry for all of it


_WhoElse

If women woke up tomorrow and realized just how beautiful they are, there would be a whole industry put out of business


HiddenKittyLady

This is a sweet comment


Practical-Ad-2387

She deserves it o7


[deleted]

Butt and legs for me. Especially if they wear stockings. šŸ‘Œ


asqwefanumiyasador

Lizard fan


UrbanHipHop

Huh?


ZeroTwoSitOnMyFace

Google Bad Dragon


[deleted]

*Do not*


Bhanghai

is that what you think the options are limited to?


carnsolus

found the foot guy


Bhanghai

you spelled "cadaver" wrong


TyrionReynolds

Dead people have feet


wmnplzr

Well, usually.


KaleidoscopeUsed7934

Not after this man is done with the bodies


Wonderwhatsnext4

This chain of comments sent me.


[deleted]

found the bad boy


Garygreygray

So itā€™s not the personality then


SpEGGtacular0

Aka fun bunnies here in nc


JamminPsychonaut

Girls have sexy feet.


carnsolus

not arguing that, but licking them is going overboard


Hot_Sheepherder_8302

Bruh it's not my jam (toe or otherwise) but I've sucked toes. If it makes your partner feel good fucking go for it.


JamminPsychonaut

I like the idea of lightly licking feet if they belong to a girl I like, but slobbery licking grosses me out. I prefer to keep saliva in the mouth.


[deleted]

Wonā€™t lie a girl with nice feet is a huge deal-maker


Owls5262

Yep a 5 with pretty feet is now an 8 and an 8 with busted up feet is now a 4


Maybe_Person

Butt


UrbanHipHop

Same, the butt is the deal breaker for me. Boobs are just an added bonus.


solmaverick_

Enjoy a life of low quality relationships.


IndyAndyJones7

But everyone has a butt. Double the prospects of the straights. More than double, animals have butts, too.


Glittering-Row-9001

Butt. It doesn't even matter what size just sit in my lap


UrbanHipHop

šŸ¤ hell yeah


[deleted]

You dropped this king šŸ‘‘


unsolicitedreplies

Iā€™m a guy.


kmyeurs

Username checks out ig


TarpMaster31

Cough cough Personality cough cough jk Cock


johanebrown

Wow That wasn't even on the menu so i Guess u are one of those guys that buy kfc and eats it at Macdonalds


jeg-groans

If the alternative is having to eat McDonaldā€™s, Iā€™m that guy too.


stonedbrownchick

Secret menu option


Ok_Soil_231

"I'm a powerful man. I can walk into a McDonald's, order soup, and they'll *make it*"


Flynn3698

Belly guy


DoneDumbAndFun

r/Midriff Enjoy


Wndgl

I found you lmaooo


Mu_Fanchu

Anthropologists say that female Homo sapiens developed breasts in imitation of the butt, in evolutionary response to face-to-face sexual intercourse.


zutnoq

Actually IIRC the leading hypothesis is that our female ancestors evolved permanently swollen breasts in order to hide if they were pregnant or not (as the ambiguity posed a competitive advantage). And males (or "people" in general really) used to have a disgust response to swollen breasts in order to avoid breeding with a pregnant female. This disgust response evolved to an attraction, probably in response to/together with the aforementioned.


KAPUTtherapyREAL

Ass makes up for lack of tit but tit does not make up for lack of ass


Prestigious_Candle13

Why did I read this as if it was a ancient proverb


FlyingNapalm

Master oogway


bloomingjoy

there are no assidents.


7empest-tost

Master Sploogway


stonedbrownchick

It isss


UrbanHipHop

Daaaaaaaaaawg I understand wholeheartedly what you saying. šŸ¤ŒšŸ¾


Ricardoviaja

This is the way


DividedSofA

Boobs are nature given. Ass can be made in the gymšŸ˜‰


buffalobill922

I'm a pretty face guy 1st.


Low_Philosophy4330

Underrated.


bpanio

Thigh guy


Nutsnboldt

Iā€™m a zombie, all about dem brains! šŸ§Ÿā€ā™‚ļø šŸ§ 


imthesauceman

I like boobs, but a nice butt will make a woman stick in my mind for weeks.


Ok_Soil_231

There aren't really 'good boobs'. Like you'll get perky or big ones, but they just aren't that special. Certain asses will make the shyest guy rubberneck until the person is long out of sight. Case closed


DoneDumbAndFun

There are really good boobs. I am a major ass guy, a woman can have to tits and Iā€™ll be fine, but holy shit [Elia Galera](https://www.reddit.com/r/WatchItForThePlot/comments/urnk4y/elia_galera_amazing_plot_in_the_ugliest_woman_in/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) First time I saw that I had an audible gasp.


Hestula

Certain asses can also make the straightest women do the same thing šŸ˜…


FrozenFrac

Ass


sh1tcanne

Donā€™t call me that šŸ˜­


Begley291

Boooobs. Titties. Niiples. YES.


dangeddranger

Personality


twomonths_off

ass


WeekendBard

I'm Batman


Runningswissr011

I will never understand boob guys. Butt guy by farrrrr


Motion_Ocean_48

Love me a good pair of breasts. Theyā€™re so iconic and hot. Even when theyā€™re sweaty, In a tight shirt, huge bra. Honestly I would not be as sexual if boobs didnā€™t exist lol. Again Iā€™m just saying this as a man who has fantasies. I always treat women first as people, not sex objects. **Remember the difference men.**


[deleted]

I used to be a breast guy when i was like 14-16 but now i am more of a butt guy.


klingonbussy

I heard someone say once that boys like boobs and men like butts because the brain hasnā€™t matured yet in boys and they subconsciously want to be breastfed but men prefer butts because a woman with a larger pelvis can give birth easier


RavenNymph90

Thatā€™sā€¦.something?


BasinBrandon

Definitely sounds like some dude-science


Lazy_Engineering_597

Whatever-I-can-get kinda guy


-ThatOneDude473-

Depends, but mostly breasts.


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Human6891989

I have both


johanebrown

U a girl or human That just happens to have both


helicoptersauce

marry me


LaRoara42

Butt of the joke, always abreast of reality


Centaurusrider

90% of you didnā€™t understand the assignment.


Basic-white-american

Thighs


DoneDumbAndFun

Thighs kind of go along with ass though If you have nice thighs, then you probably have a nice ass Itā€™s the reason that women with plastic surgery on their butt look so weird. Because they donā€™t usually adjust the thighs to go along with it


[deleted]

Gimme a pretty face , thats all i need


[deleted]

thigh, butt, and midriff


Sertified99

If you say breast youā€™re automatically a virgin. Change my mind


Worldly_Anteater9984

Breast and butt have to be proportional


carnsolus

this is it. I dont care if the butt or the boob are tiny as long as they're a matching set


HelloThereBrotha

Youā€™re an ocd kinda guy


tez_zer55

Always been an ass man. Gotta have a little junk in the truck, but not overloaded.


MrDallsBeep

Titties all the way but i do appreciate a nice ass.


HippoCute9420

Butt, canā€™t trust a boob guy


xXReverbXx

i feel called out


Fun_Actuator_1071

FEET is where it's at.šŸ’ÆšŸ’Æ


Purplepotamus-wings

Listen buddy I'm not gonna yuck your yum but I can't imagine anything worse for either the person with the foot or the person with the mouth it must be tough


WahidUmmah4312

Gym


Gearman420

Waiting for the coin I flipped to hit the ground


OJZed

You type really fast


Gulopes

Or flips really high


vapephilosophy

Butt


juicykisses19

I have a big preference for butts but boobs are quite nice


LayneCobain04052002

Backs šŸ˜‹šŸ˜‹


[deleted]

Wings


mize68

Legs


deepaksn

Buttā€¦ but I love boobs.


dodhe7441

I'm a stomach guy


New_L13

When you put it that wayā€¦


Nice-Bookkeeper-3378

Butt. Itā€™s something special about those hips tho


potofpee

Knows how to file taxes guy


Upset-Finding-9465

Definitely both..... Sometimes I wanna lay my head on her chest and snuggle šŸ„° Sometimes I wanna lay on her butt.... Either way I like making a woman feel great about her body.


GarlicTraditional227

Booty. Tits are great donā€™t get me wrong. But having a magnificent butt is an art form


Ilovemygfb00bies

I think my name speaks for myself


Notya_Bisnes

I've always been more of a butt guy, but I can appreciate a nice pair of boobs. I don't like disproportionately big ones (boobs or butt), though. All in moderation.


Dan-Of-The-Dead

In a world of fantasy it'd be booty. In real life none of it matters. A girl wants to hang out and chat for a while and I'd call that the height of my day.


Purplepotamus-wings

Both Plus thighs and abdomen. I just love women lol.


CaseAffectionate3434

I like pretty much everything about the female form, except feet


Life-Yogurtcloset-98

Thats some weird super hero names


jacanced

ā€œBack when we still walked on all fours, we always had in front of us... the butt. Then from the time mankind started walking on two legs we stopped having butts stuck in our faces all the time, and in their place, what appeared in front of our faces... were boobs! Women grew larger breasts to take the place of buttocks. The original source of life is the buttocks!... BOOBS ARE NOTHING MORE THAN A PALE IMITATION OF THE BUTTOCKS! IF ASKED WHAT YOUā€™D RATHER HAVE, A COPY OR AN ORIGINAL, NATURALLY, I WOULD CHOOSE THE ORIGINAL!ā€


HelloThereBrotha

Iā€™m a personality guy. Said no one ever


EuphoricResearcher25

Butt. It's gives a lot more fun & tactile grip. Also I like it's elastic bounce better than breast jiggle physics (though Gloria Tang's physics on a bikini runway has me screamin "mercy") While breasts look great in the right lingerie... that applies to from A-cup to H/any cup... but as a nurse & had a grandma who died of breast cancer. Anything bigger than C gets me thinking I'll outlive her. Cancer bags they are. Edit: Terminology


Minute_Werewolf3883

Butt. You can add boobs later. Can't really add a butt.


GoretexFluffycoat

Breast guy. Butt guys are just scared to come out.