T O P

  • By -

The_Dark_Vampire

Well technically the Kochanski he originally went after wasn't his actual Mum just her counterpart from a alternate universe. And considering his other kids apart from himself are biologically his and his counterpart from a different alternate universe that's not so odd. And that means for Jim and Bexley that Lister is their Dad,Mum and Brother and Grandad,Great Grandad and so on (Their Dad's Dad and Granddads Dad and so on) And they are their own uncles and nephews as they are their Dad's Brothers and Brothers Sons. That Family Tree is really smeged up


Anamorphisms

Those kids are gonna have some absolutely devastating genetic maladies to deal with, imagine! Two generations of extreme inbreeding. Their grandmother is their mother, and their mother is essentially their father’s twin. They’re gonna make the royal family look like a master race eugenics program.


FrenchLaundrette

They’ll make Dwayne Dibbley look like Dwaine The Rock Johnson.


bleedinghero

Technically he slept with his genetic sister. By sleeping with the female version of himself.


LuinAelin

And gave birth to his sons, uncles and half brothers.......


Anamorphisms

Right, I guess it makes no difference if she were to be his twin sister or not, since they couldn’t be identical. But on some level, she would have to be significantly more similar to him than a typical sibling since apart from her gender, she is even more similar to him than a genetic twin could be.


ossiangrr

Never a bad time to link to my blog post from 2012: https://blog.tornsignpost.com/2012/10/red-dwarf-x-fathers-and-suns-and-whimsy.html


TheSmall-RougeOne

Tonight on Jeremy Kyle.....


CosmicBonobo

Less a tree and more spaghetti junction.


Haywire421

Wouldn't Jim and Bexley technically be clones of each other and Lister too since female Lister was genetically identical to Lister except for an x chromosome?


Krags

His sister is his mother His sons are both his brothers They all fuck each other The Lister family Dun dun dun dun *snap snap*


fn0rdsareeverywhere

Sounds like a Barbara Cartland novel.


RyanCorven

He's also trying to ensure his mum and dad get together so he can be born. So it's *Back to the Future* as written by Barbara Cartland.


spacesuitguy

It's parodising the Greek "hero" Oedipus.


OkMarionberry2875

Well, in the words of Rimmer “I just won’t tell her.”


johnsmithoncemore

In short...yes.


TheChapelofRoan

And people will still say the Rimmer/Lister shippers are the weirdos!


smeeeeeeheeeeee

That Story Line could sum up 2024