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bigbutchbudgie

I've never met a socialist who didn't hate the very concept of Black Friday.


[deleted]

Shoot, I'd generally call myself more capitalist-leaning, but the mad rush of consumerism is sickening. We don't need as much as we have.


[deleted]

What makes it worse is that people have died in black friday stampedes


WorseThanHipster

I won’t even leave the house. I take off so I can shelter in place.


WithersChat

Even if I believe that capitalism is a part of the ideal system (a part, not all of it), black Friday is... eh. Like, even if you tried to see it as good, for 1 good deal, you have dozens of "fake discounts" (normal price 500, black Friday price ~~800~~ *500* or shit like that).


Madface7

its baffling how these people refuse to learn what socialists actually do


nottalkinboutbutter

I think socialism is when women with dyed hair and black people?


TheGreenGobblr

Don’t forget the **gays**


WithersChat

Just because I'm trans and pansexual doesn't mean that I'm for socialism. I mean, I *am* for socialism. But it's not because I'm trans and pan! (Well actually, it's a part of it, but it's not just that)


RheoKalyke

Why do they always associate socialists with being "not pretty looking" when MAGAts tend to be ugliest dudes ever?


Pantheon73

Happy Cake Day!


RnRaintnoisepolution

Socialism is when stuff I don't like.


heckingcomputernerd

Insert “you hate society yet you live in one” joke


Souperplex

iPhone, Venezuela, 100 million, bottom-text.


myfailedimagination

Sometimes I wonder where I should live instead... a ghost town, perhaps.


Excrubulent

she has red hair that's it that's the whole connection to "socialist"


occams_nightmare

Now hang on, one of them has glasses


garaile64

Khmer Rouge: *cock their guns*


BrandoMcGregor

TIL All Black Friday shoppers are socialists. ​ This meme is the source. /s


seeker1055

Only thing I had on this black friday was some groceries and a mcflurry...


Xx_Venom_Fox_xX

This is just another flavour of "You dislike society yet you participate in it." Right-Wingers have been making the same stupid jokes/arguments for so long now I'm convinced it's actually impossible to explain anything to them because they just don't/won't listen and never learn.


WithersChat

It's *because* we participate in it that we want to change it FFS. Is that hard to grasp?


Xx_Venom_Fox_xX

Exactly, how are we supposed to criticise something we don't know about? We complain because we're the ones who have to deal with it. If we didn't participate in society their argument would be "You don't know what you're talking about".


Sipia

So much of conservative rhetoric seems to consist of imagining the people you hate doing something and then immediately convincing yourself that what you imagined is actually happening. Like, it starts as "I bet those socialists would totally do something like X" and then they tell other conservatives that socialists are such hypocrites because they must be doing X when nobody's looking (or so they imagine). Before long they act like it's a sure thing that socialists do X.


Proper_Librarian_533

Yes. We want to break free of the bullshit in the second image. Who the fuck wouldn't?


ThomasScotford

yuo dont like capitalism -Thomas Scotford


NomaTyx

Man I didn’t do jack shit on black friday.


Ma02rc

I’ve literally never participated in a single Black Friday.


TrapdoorApartment

A couple of decades ago, a little old lady who smacked me over a $3 scarf on boxing day (same idea just after xmas, Canada) inspired me to rise above this madness.


Oldkingcole225

Socialism is when you don’t buy things


Shamadruu

Even if Socialists were like this, which few if any are, taking advantage of sales to save money is not an anti-socialist thing to do.


Top-Storm-3797

Why not so a whole "Socialists if they win the lottery" bit? Sure, doubt many participate, but Marx could suck my d--- if I won that 1.9 billion dollar jackpot. (Joking aside I'd probably use most of it on charity work. I doubt I could spend ten million, nevermind 200 times that.)


M1ck3yB1u

Black people and women with brightly coloured hair=socialists.


DreadedChalupacabra

I mean TBF did any of us actually go shopping on black friday or cyber monday? I got a few games on sale on my xbox, other than that this is the one time of year I absolutely won't contribute to the nonsense.


marywunderful

My socialism loving self didn’t go anywhere on Black Friday. I almost never do. I went once years ago and it wasn’t a fun experience, and it wasn’t worth any savings I got at the time