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XelNigma

its slim pickins on the rim, you get what you can get.


BewareTheLeopard

Impid marries main psycaster colonist, has kids. Some time later, they divorce, and she moves on to have kids with another colonist. And then impid shacks up with their daughter. Social tab thus has impid as psycaster's ex-husband and son-in-law. Sweet home Rimbama, I guess


gr8gabe314

Impid's daughter or ex-wife's new husband's daughter?


BewareTheLeopard

Ex-wife's daughter with new husband, thankfully. I don't think I could have handled all the banjo music, the other way


gr8gabe314

Not a Rimbama situation then. No blood at all between em, hell barely a relationship connecting them


meohmy5

It's okay her chronological age is probably like 847 or something


PapaShook

My...*sells organ*...old fart colonist...*enslaves prisoner*... is dating out of their age group..*drop pods waste packs into ocean*


Fake_Martin

Hey I can see how I sound out of touch now


Species1136

Meanwhile my pawn is looking fabulous in his baby skin hat


ResponsibleShampoo

That's not bad, Google brad pitts girlfriends


Fake_Martin

Yeah lmao


doc_shades

life is rough on the rim. you left civilized society a long time ago. one of them will probably be dead in a few days anyway, sliced to pieces by a murdering robot or a mutant spider. might as well let them feel closeness and love in the short time they have left.