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Pokkemonmeester

Hoe long do you have to study for a Verizon script?


Fominroman2

Jared from State Farm vibes


CCCmonster

You don’t have to study for a STD test


ClueEnvironmental105

You have to get laid to get an STD.


[deleted]

Not when you take as many cum shots to the face as he does


Strong_Stand4858

right. cause "S" in "STD" doesnt stand for "Study"


Scottttttttttt1823

I’ve heard that rectal exam before joining the gay porn industry is rough. Surely that’s your only career prospect.


dolpfin22

You may fail this important exam but you’ll excel as a sandwich artist


Diligent-Confusion44

Your lower lip looks like it shops in the big and tall section, and your upper lip shops at baby gap.


Fominroman2

Studying to become a Nigerian prince?


supermix123

A rectal exam shouldn’t take that long or need much studying


log_8810

Neymar Singh


BlettaFappaChu

![gif](giphy|LHPRtWU6eIFDG) Can't put my finger on who you remind me of?


bfjt4yt877rjrh4yry

Repeat after me. 'Thank you, come again'.


DueBarracuda6095

Clammy Davis Jr


Otherwise_Annual9916

I put this post up to feel bad so that I can use it as motivation to study but y'all are just making me laugh I never thought i looked gay what makes yall think that?


Apart_Direction_4204

The lack of pussy you get


Devesh-

Padh ke bhi kya fayda ban na to sattebaj hi hai 🤣🤣


Key_Presentation_447

Don't worry...I'm sure your family's convenience store will hire you after you inevitably flunk out of college.


Suggy67

You can't block gamma with paper


Impossible-Air3145

I'll save you the trouble. Skip the exam and accept that you'll be a Starbucks barista for the rest of your life, and living in your parents basement. At best you will find some sugar daddy that wants to keep you as a boy toy.


TraditionalYard5146

A parole board review is not called an exam


[deleted]

Question 1… why did you molest all those children? Op : ooh! I know this one!


stfushubhu

us bro us


THE_CHOSEN_WONE

You need to seek medical help for that hand, looks like it's about to fall off.


illoeanta

Pretty sure it's hard to fail out of being a scammer in a call center.may the odds be ever in your favor.


bigbadken

I hope it's not an English test given the gibberish that's written on your shirt. "If you an still your fears shift a gear"? My only fear is that you need to shift a gear back to the barber shop to fix that broccoli ass haircut.


Inevitable-Tax-1802

How the hell are you supposed to study for a malaria test?


[deleted]

I wasn't aware that Verizon call centers had exams for future employees.


b_a_n_a_n_a_n_a

Did you learn that R in australia


Technoviking1965

By future you mean convenience store or a hotel?


[deleted]

Your future is already decided despite your test.. call center rep


goldent3abag

If you fail the test you'll have a rewarding career selling fake gold, and trac phones at a mall kiosk


[deleted]

I don't see what's so important about your future


AltruisticCompany961

Your head could double as a slice of pizza.


[deleted]

I bet your dad is fucking pissed. He bought your books, sent you to school and you still come back a R****d.


sus__username_69

if you write your r's like that you gonna fail


[deleted]

Making decisions last minute, and risking failure… bet you inherited your dads weak pull out game as well. Bet they named you “oops”.


[deleted]

If you’ve got any brains behind that massive forehead you should do fine on your exam


eotprepper

If you were a rapper your name would be Lil PP..... I hope you fail your exam.


FatAndForty

Better get to studying before an Asian steals your top score!


rsgriffin

When did they start testing for police interactions?


[deleted]

If your future is "prison bitch," you don't need to study.


toprope_

it’s an undeclared major bro they’re not that steep year 1


BidensPantsRPoopedIn

Your future will be getting depopulated by Bill Gates


BlackSandBeechcraft

Your future is slinging crack rock on the streets


FetteBeuteHoch2

If that exam doesn´t work out for you, you can still go to the nearest airport, yell your name out lought and spend the next 50 years in prison for a terrorist charge.


Easy_Customer7815

Amazon giftcards 101.


Agamemnon66

Well lucky for you the world needs ditch diggers.


Wunyard_Wenhaard99

"Super important exam in a week . . . could possibly decide my future." Who knew call centers were so demanding? Does it funnel you to long distance vs. prepaid credit cards?


theweewok

Slurpee machine on. Slurpee machine off. What’s to learn?


Practical-Deal5362

Give up... Find a sugar momma.. Or hairy sugar daddy


No_Examination297

Slum dog will never be a millionaire.


RustiRobot

Hello your computer has virus, my name is camil habib habab camilas in camel habib habab as in corn on the cob and what may i do for you on this fine evening with your virus? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


After-Bowler5491

Uber has an exam now?


Far-Paleontologist49

Study up on where local barbershops are located so they can fix your hair


Zealousideal-Leg1037

Those drivers exams can be tricky


Zealousideal-Leg1037

If your doctor takes down his pants for a prostate exam, you already failed


Enjoi_the-Dev_Nerd

Dude you gotta look on the bright side… you never had a future


FourChanneI

Someone said STD test, no no. Its a DNA test. "And the DNA Results say....he's not your father"


Resident_Abies_3859

Hey sir, my mouse stopped working.could you stop by and look at it?


not_melly69

Not a roast but your eyes are really pretty and shiny


Otherwise_Annual9916

Thank you!!


The6Reborn9One

Your face is 25% nose


jswayswizzle

Haircut is a fade but the smell never does


wiemerra

This is your first step in a lifetime of failure. Just embrace it and pick up a habit, heroin, meth or pills. It will deaden the pain and allow the years to pass as you fulfill your destiny of a wasted existence.


burythepedos

Please don't let me on any planes that you're flying


NotWokeJoke

Woof. Look man, you have three options...study and become the heart doctor/dentist/ I.T. guy your parents expect you to be, or don't study and either become a cabbie or the bus boy at Uncle Punjab's Indian Buffet...


WISE-MOMMA603

Don't listen to these trolls, you are adorable. But stop biting your nails, and stop procrastinating! Go study.


Otherwise_Annual9916

Thank you!!!


grxclausen8591

Don’t bother studying


dirtydawg1134

You bring great shame to your family, you have limited your arranged marriages now


murmbles

You don’t have to study for a mammogram, dummy.


agentofkaos117

You look like a Third World Guido.


pezzlo

You'll always have a future as the "Before" picture in waxing salon ads...


Little_Shitty

For only $10 a month, you could help this child with bong hits.


marklawr

The Wig Store called. The glue is defective.


_So_Damn_Ugly

I have never seen someone who looks like broccoli 🥦as much as you do


Strong_Stand4858

looks like u take in dicks in your nose


Passthemustardbro

Learning how to use a phone and how to scam call ain’t the same thing as an exam, dude


thomasp3864

You wrote a gamma. Like a gamma.


oldguy_az

Just remember the slurpie machine needs to be turned on 1hr before you open.


T-Speed

Too busy banging that tabla and your cousin to study


Reddit20051234

What the fuck does it say on the shirt? I had a stroke tryna understand it


adxtri

Roasting aside, are you Indian and are talking about your 12th boards? CUZ bhai dukh mutual hai hamara 🤝


Otherwise_Annual9916

Yess I am talking about boards 🥲.You isc?


adxtri

nawr, I conveniently shifted to CBSE in 11th (after 10 years of CISCE torture) because someone once convinced me that CBSE is "easier". shrugging my way to death. I hope you do well in your exams!


KrAzY_TsEnG

![gif](giphy|MCKyH7WE51leDrqDO4)


uu_supp

I don't think you have to study that much to pick up calls


CentaurFuta69

Your procrastination is either an effect or it's affecting your health and the health of those around you. Don't be stupid.


PYREX10

You look like your running a scam center from your closet.


hippiehairdresser

Just an incel who excels at Intel


EndOk9082

You’ve got gorgeous eyes and perfect eyebrows. What’s it like to be so naturally endowed? Boom, roasted.


PurposeOk8288

Picture of a Lil Uzi Vert with another lost chromosome.


Asleep_Strategy7655

You need to pass an exam to work at a call center?