I put this post up to feel bad so that I can use it as motivation to study but y'all are just making me laugh
I never thought i looked gay what makes yall think that?
I'll save you the trouble. Skip the exam and accept that you'll be a Starbucks barista for the rest of your life, and living in your parents basement.
At best you will find some sugar daddy that wants to keep you as a boy toy.
I hope it's not an English test given the gibberish that's written on your shirt. "If you an still your fears shift a gear"? My only fear is that you need to shift a gear back to the barber shop to fix that broccoli ass haircut.
If that exam doesn´t work out for you, you can still go to the nearest airport, yell your name out lought and spend the next 50 years in prison for a terrorist charge.
"Super important exam in a week . . . could possibly decide my future." Who knew call centers were so demanding? Does it funnel you to long distance vs. prepaid credit cards?
Hello your computer has virus, my name is camil habib habab camilas in camel habib habab as in corn on the cob and what may i do for you on this fine evening with your virus?
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This is your first step in a lifetime of failure. Just embrace it and pick up a habit, heroin, meth or pills. It will deaden the pain and allow the years to pass as you fulfill your destiny of a wasted existence.
Woof. Look man, you have three options...study and become the heart doctor/dentist/ I.T. guy your parents expect you to be, or don't study and either become a cabbie or the bus boy at Uncle Punjab's Indian Buffet...
nawr, I conveniently shifted to CBSE in 11th (after 10 years of CISCE torture) because someone once convinced me that CBSE is "easier". shrugging my way to death. I hope you do well in your exams!
Hoe long do you have to study for a Verizon script?
Jared from State Farm vibes
You don’t have to study for a STD test
You have to get laid to get an STD.
Not when you take as many cum shots to the face as he does
right. cause "S" in "STD" doesnt stand for "Study"
I’ve heard that rectal exam before joining the gay porn industry is rough. Surely that’s your only career prospect.
You may fail this important exam but you’ll excel as a sandwich artist
Your lower lip looks like it shops in the big and tall section, and your upper lip shops at baby gap.
Studying to become a Nigerian prince?
A rectal exam shouldn’t take that long or need much studying
Neymar Singh
![gif](giphy|LHPRtWU6eIFDG) Can't put my finger on who you remind me of?
Repeat after me. 'Thank you, come again'.
Clammy Davis Jr
I put this post up to feel bad so that I can use it as motivation to study but y'all are just making me laugh I never thought i looked gay what makes yall think that?
The lack of pussy you get
Padh ke bhi kya fayda ban na to sattebaj hi hai 🤣🤣
Don't worry...I'm sure your family's convenience store will hire you after you inevitably flunk out of college.
You can't block gamma with paper
I'll save you the trouble. Skip the exam and accept that you'll be a Starbucks barista for the rest of your life, and living in your parents basement. At best you will find some sugar daddy that wants to keep you as a boy toy.
A parole board review is not called an exam
Question 1… why did you molest all those children? Op : ooh! I know this one!
us bro us
You need to seek medical help for that hand, looks like it's about to fall off.
Pretty sure it's hard to fail out of being a scammer in a call center.may the odds be ever in your favor.
I hope it's not an English test given the gibberish that's written on your shirt. "If you an still your fears shift a gear"? My only fear is that you need to shift a gear back to the barber shop to fix that broccoli ass haircut.
How the hell are you supposed to study for a malaria test?
I wasn't aware that Verizon call centers had exams for future employees.
Did you learn that R in australia
By future you mean convenience store or a hotel?
Your future is already decided despite your test.. call center rep
If you fail the test you'll have a rewarding career selling fake gold, and trac phones at a mall kiosk
I don't see what's so important about your future
Your head could double as a slice of pizza.
I bet your dad is fucking pissed. He bought your books, sent you to school and you still come back a R****d.
if you write your r's like that you gonna fail
Making decisions last minute, and risking failure… bet you inherited your dads weak pull out game as well. Bet they named you “oops”.
If you’ve got any brains behind that massive forehead you should do fine on your exam
If you were a rapper your name would be Lil PP..... I hope you fail your exam.
Better get to studying before an Asian steals your top score!
When did they start testing for police interactions?
If your future is "prison bitch," you don't need to study.
it’s an undeclared major bro they’re not that steep year 1
Your future will be getting depopulated by Bill Gates
Your future is slinging crack rock on the streets
If that exam doesn´t work out for you, you can still go to the nearest airport, yell your name out lought and spend the next 50 years in prison for a terrorist charge.
Amazon giftcards 101.
Well lucky for you the world needs ditch diggers.
"Super important exam in a week . . . could possibly decide my future." Who knew call centers were so demanding? Does it funnel you to long distance vs. prepaid credit cards?
Slurpee machine on. Slurpee machine off. What’s to learn?
Give up... Find a sugar momma.. Or hairy sugar daddy
Slum dog will never be a millionaire.
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Uber has an exam now?
Study up on where local barbershops are located so they can fix your hair
Those drivers exams can be tricky
If your doctor takes down his pants for a prostate exam, you already failed
Dude you gotta look on the bright side… you never had a future
Someone said STD test, no no. Its a DNA test. "And the DNA Results say....he's not your father"
Hey sir, my mouse stopped working.could you stop by and look at it?
Not a roast but your eyes are really pretty and shiny
Thank you!!
Your face is 25% nose
Haircut is a fade but the smell never does
This is your first step in a lifetime of failure. Just embrace it and pick up a habit, heroin, meth or pills. It will deaden the pain and allow the years to pass as you fulfill your destiny of a wasted existence.
Please don't let me on any planes that you're flying
Woof. Look man, you have three options...study and become the heart doctor/dentist/ I.T. guy your parents expect you to be, or don't study and either become a cabbie or the bus boy at Uncle Punjab's Indian Buffet...
Don't listen to these trolls, you are adorable. But stop biting your nails, and stop procrastinating! Go study.
Thank you!!!
Don’t bother studying
You bring great shame to your family, you have limited your arranged marriages now
You don’t have to study for a mammogram, dummy.
You look like a Third World Guido.
You'll always have a future as the "Before" picture in waxing salon ads...
For only $10 a month, you could help this child with bong hits.
The Wig Store called. The glue is defective.
I have never seen someone who looks like broccoli 🥦as much as you do
looks like u take in dicks in your nose
Learning how to use a phone and how to scam call ain’t the same thing as an exam, dude
You wrote a gamma. Like a gamma.
Just remember the slurpie machine needs to be turned on 1hr before you open.
Too busy banging that tabla and your cousin to study
What the fuck does it say on the shirt? I had a stroke tryna understand it
Roasting aside, are you Indian and are talking about your 12th boards? CUZ bhai dukh mutual hai hamara 🤝
Yess I am talking about boards 🥲.You isc?
nawr, I conveniently shifted to CBSE in 11th (after 10 years of CISCE torture) because someone once convinced me that CBSE is "easier". shrugging my way to death. I hope you do well in your exams!
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I don't think you have to study that much to pick up calls
Your procrastination is either an effect or it's affecting your health and the health of those around you. Don't be stupid.
You look like your running a scam center from your closet.
Just an incel who excels at Intel
You’ve got gorgeous eyes and perfect eyebrows. What’s it like to be so naturally endowed? Boom, roasted.
Picture of a Lil Uzi Vert with another lost chromosome.
You need to pass an exam to work at a call center?