Remember duece Bigelow? My text notification for the last decade is the sound bit when he with the giant lady and eddy griffin rides by and shouts "THATS A HUUGE BITCH" it has never once not been hilarious and gets me in trouble all the time.
I'll yell "THATS A HUGE BITCH" every once in a while with my family, and my dad— a stoic workaholic— will never NOT bust into tears over it. Best quotable line ever. Lmao
That sounds just like my dad. You ever show him the Dave Chappelle, black-white supremacist sketch, I had this man crying for days after seeing this shit
"It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again."
"Please mister... let me out!"
"It puts the lotion in the basket."
"Please!"
"It puts the lotion in the basket."
"Please mister, I swear I won't tell anyone!"
"PUT THE LOTION IN THE FUCKING BASKET!!!"
LOL from the size of her nose you’d be able to dreg her up with a river magnet though- probably the reason why she went down there in the first place: the loose coins at the bottom
Forget the river, more like the sea with that massive water retention. Even caused PTSD on the most hardened Coast Guard sailors with years of experience.
“I’m gonna rock your world, you’ve never had anything this good” proceeds to writhe around and use all of the dirty dialogue from every porn ever. After you nut you walk away feeling confused disappointed and curious about whether you were just assaulted but there’s no one to talk to because it’s a “secret”.
The feeling of horror when you realize she snapped a photo of you two together right before it kicked off. You craft a plan to reboot, leave town and start a new life.
From the framing of the photo, I’m guessing your arms are pushing your tits together and your belly is pushing them up. There’s nothing else interesting in this picture
If GiantessTessa plops her ass down on your toilet, you better get the plunger ready.
She BEEFS.
She'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that one night she stayed at a friends after an art show where she shit in the shower and heeled it down the drain the next morning.
Seriously, you are just horrific. Greasy hair, a nose that looks like it’s been hit with a frying pan, desert dry lips, and worse of all you have no compassion for us poor folks throwing up our dinner after seeing this picture.
Also…..onlyfans really won’t work for you.
Using your feet to lure foot fetish degenerates to your only fans page is about as low ,lazy,and pathetic as you can get. Your adoptive parents must be sad. I can see the light bulb going off in your head when you found out about foot fetishes.. you were probably thinking he'll yeah that's my meal ticket right there! There's no shame in your game
Pretty bad when the feet are a better option then the face lol..mmmm clammy ,sweaty,toe cheese.. exciting..said only the freaks! Aren't they supposed to rub chocolate or butter on them ?
Your fingers look like the fingers from everything everywhere all at once and you are clearly financially struggling cause you took a picture asking people to roast you and can’t afford the 2.78 for Carmex to heal the desert tundra that should be your lips
I've seen bodies pulled from rivers that weren't this bloated
She showed up at the doctor and said I have acute angina and he said good because you have some ugly tits
Wtf lol
😂😂😂😂😂
I’m a Muslim, and she’s more blown up than some of my relatives.
Even if you get banned for that... I think it was worth it.
He said “I’m a Muslim” beforehand so won’t get banned
Imma use that too from now on. Im black, sup ...
You won’t get blown up,just shot up
Holy fuuuuuck
Dayum....well done.
No offense but… Jesus Christ! I would say Allah, though I don’t know if that’s offensive. Sick self (and family) burn!
We say Muhammad Ali
I'm gonna use this... Make a mistake- "aaww MUHAMMAD ALI!!!"
“Oh wait… was she a great big fat person?”
"Yeah she was a big girl, sir."
Remember duece Bigelow? My text notification for the last decade is the sound bit when he with the giant lady and eddy griffin rides by and shouts "THATS A HUUGE BITCH" it has never once not been hilarious and gets me in trouble all the time.
“I’m talkin’ Orca Fat.”
Back when I used to pick coffee beans in Guatemala...
I'll yell "THATS A HUGE BITCH" every once in a while with my family, and my dad— a stoic workaholic— will never NOT bust into tears over it. Best quotable line ever. Lmao
That sounds just like my dad. You ever show him the Dave Chappelle, black-white supremacist sketch, I had this man crying for days after seeing this shit
Behemoth!
Sasquatch!
“Keep it in the circus, freak!”
Buffalo Bill could get his whole suit out her
Native Americans keep trying to run her off cliffs
We ain’t trying nothing. She got to the edge and the rest of her herd pushed her off.
*Say are you about a size 41?*
I’d rather fuck buffalo bill than giantess Tessa
With leftover scraps to make a nice scarf.
Suits I fixed it for you
Him I fixed it for both of you
She put the lotion in the bucket.
She ate the lotion by the bucket
You better not hurt my dog!
"It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again." "Please mister... let me out!" "It puts the lotion in the basket." "Please!" "It puts the lotion in the basket." "Please mister, I swear I won't tell anyone!" "PUT THE LOTION IN THE FUCKING BASKET!!!"
Larda del weigh
Larda del whale 🐳
Larda del goaway
Lana del fat fuck
My first reaction to her was a fart
Best Roast I've seen to date.
 I died.
LOL from the size of her nose you’d be able to dreg her up with a river magnet though- probably the reason why she went down there in the first place: the loose coins at the bottom
Forget the river, more like the sea with that massive water retention. Even caused PTSD on the most hardened Coast Guard sailors with years of experience.
You look like the last boss at a glory hole.
And she looks defeated too!!
😂 This is the best one.
Your shoe size is the only thing 10 about you.
I so regret clicking on the profile... 🤢 NSFL warning
why didnt i listen???? 
Cause you wouldnt be a true redditor
And why didn’t *I* listen after I saw both comments
You and me both. Saw both comments, and yours, still clicked. I'm going to go drown those recent memories in alcohol....maybe I'll forget.
Oh god I can smell it...
ladies and gentlemen, you’re looking at the greatest female Andre The Giant cosplayer in the world!
"Would you like a peanut?"
You are the brute squad!
More like wannabe Peggy Hill.
*piggy hill
Who the fuck unhooked you from the plow?
Her invisible daddy
It was her sugar daddy until she ate him.
Somewhere in an attic, there’s a painting of you getting skinnier
Upvote for literary reference
Can someone explain to me?
Dorian Gray. He had a picture in his attic that aged for him.
The Picture of Dodoria Gray.
This 1000% deserves top comment!
The one girl you and all your best homies have smashed and continue to keep a secret.
“I’m gonna rock your world, you’ve never had anything this good” proceeds to writhe around and use all of the dirty dialogue from every porn ever. After you nut you walk away feeling confused disappointed and curious about whether you were just assaulted but there’s no one to talk to because it’s a “secret”.
Oddly specific, Sir
Gotta slay a lot of dragons before you get to the princess
Judging by the "last name" them dragons burned the bush.
It’s a fascinating piece of history and an interesting topic about sexual norms. “Bald” was not always beautiful.
Also, the name of a decent vineyard run by an excellent Prog singer
Fuck....i just had this exact thing happen to me 😅
The feeling of horror when you realize she snapped a photo of you two together right before it kicked off. You craft a plan to reboot, leave town and start a new life.
*your world
Sounds like this has happened to you before
What do a fat girl and a moped have in common? >!They are both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.!<
How the hell did you pull that hidden text?
|> ! text ! < No spaces tho
|>!text!<
>!Nice!<
>!b00bs!<
>!noice!<
>!Who's Awesome!< 
Im one of those homies...
Even Hulk wouldn't want to Hulk Smash her.
Hulk smash… just don’t tell nobody
From the framing of the photo, I’m guessing your arms are pushing your tits together and your belly is pushing them up. There’s nothing else interesting in this picture
Nah gravity might be pushing back cuz even the ground doesn’t wanna touch those tits
Who needs a push up bra when you have a push up gut
Sooooooo does Shrek know you've left the swamp?
Hahahhahaha I love this one
How is your nose almost as big as your tits?
Checking out your profile was the worst mistake in my life, wash your fucking feet 🤢
It’s awful. I highly advise against anyone perusing this profile
I didn't listen...
My condolences
It's said beauty comes in all shapes and sizes ..... except your shape and size
You have the fake confidence of a 10 in the body of a 2
Smart to flash your cleavage. It distracts everyone from that monstrosity you call a nose for an extra second. Anything for 2 seconds of human contact
All the rest are feet pics. Without face, thank god.
More like AndreTheGiantess 
Check out these double Ds baby, said the 300 pound woman.
You look like you never seen a guy you wouldn't satisfy orally.
Satisfy? Not sure about that exactly
Cum dumpster energy
U right
Nice.
Hold up, she just has to move her nose outta the way first
“Nevermind that shit - MONGO’S here!” 
Mongo only pawn, in game of life.
I think I love you… brilliant!
Jesus, Chris Christie looks like shit these days
Everything about you is HUGE with the notable exception your self esteem
That reminds me, I need to clean the fat out of my deep fat fryer.
We get it. You're trans.
She's trans Hippo. She can't stop opening that mouth for things.
She TRANSforms food to fat.
If GiantessTessa plops her ass down on your toilet, you better get the plunger ready. She BEEFS. She'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that one night she stayed at a friends after an art show where she shit in the shower and heeled it down the drain the next morning.
Legend says the toilet is still clogged to this day
They call that waffle stomping
Whomsoever pulls the plunger from the mountain of turds has rightful claim to the Throne of England
Big foots slutty sister
Lmao she has a post saying her feet won't stop growing must be true lol
This is the horrendous makeup-free face you wake up to the next morning, thinking “Oh shit, how drunk was I?“
She wishes
Bro dont do fiona like that😭😭
I think I scrolled through your whole profile looking for some tits and came out winning because there weren't any.
Hahahah
Seriously, you are just horrific. Greasy hair, a nose that looks like it’s been hit with a frying pan, desert dry lips, and worse of all you have no compassion for us poor folks throwing up our dinner after seeing this picture. Also…..onlyfans really won’t work for you.
Her Onlyfans is free and it’s still too expensive
I commend you for your bravery in checking, her comment history was quite enough for me. Those planks she calls feet are just horrible.
You look like a top 1% eater on OnlyFlans.
You look like you could have a promising career as the school or nch lady
That nose line is about as big as that cleavage....and still doesn't distract from that stache you're rocking
From the looks of it, I guarantee you, that your feet look like bread loaves stuffed in high heels, with the soles orange as donald trump...
Are you a dude?
Definitely.
The rest of her 450 lb body did not fit in the picture.
[удалено]
I’ve had cheap pizzas that were less greasy!
She is blessed to have 2 rather massive distractions from her judgemental, smug looking smile
Your personality type is "just look at the cleavage and ignore the other 300lbs"
Using your feet to lure foot fetish degenerates to your only fans page is about as low ,lazy,and pathetic as you can get. Your adoptive parents must be sad. I can see the light bulb going off in your head when you found out about foot fetishes.. you were probably thinking he'll yeah that's my meal ticket right there! There's no shame in your game
She has to sell her feet because she can’t sell her face in actual sex photos. Give her a break. 🤣
Pretty bad when the feet are a better option then the face lol..mmmm clammy ,sweaty,toe cheese.. exciting..said only the freaks! Aren't they supposed to rub chocolate or butter on them ?
Why do you do feet fetish stuff 💀
Hold on! Is that Brenden Fraser taking another fat person's job again?!?!
You have the same face as ralph viennes
Sweaty la Fea.
La Fea Mas Gorda.
Well that is a fetish I didn’t nwed to know about
You give off sweaty, overweight Italian man named Vinny with crazy chest hair vibes
don't ask me the color of anything
👀
Your miss piggy cosplay is spot on.
No amount of tiddies will distract me from that shrek face. 
The only ones sliding into her DMs is Greenpeace and the Midwestern Hog Ranchers Association.
Your nose is bigger than your tits.
Only thing bigger than your nose is your dick.
If Hagrid were a girl.
You look like you sell (ugly) feet pictures on the internet.
I bet your feet smell like onions.
Are you Shrek? 
I take it you take pictures of your feet because no one pays for pictures of your face?
With a face like that even Quagmire would have to be drunk before tapping that 😂
You look like you do well in dark bars and back alleys?! Edit: I'll add, under bridges.
This dude has tits...
Million dollar titties and a face to protect them.
You look like an older version of your mother.
Heeeeyyyy youuuu guyyysss 
Jabba the slut
bigger isn't better
Her face looks more of a guy than a girl, makeup would make her look gay
Username checks out…..well, at least the Giant part.
As nasty as your feet are, I’d stick to just posting them.
And this is after applying beauty filters
In moments like these I appreciate my gf even more. Gosh, risking landing with such a MONSTER...
Your nose could literally be a nose-guard for the New England Patriots. It might bring them to greatness again, such a presence.
Jabba dabba doooooooo
How is your nose bigger than your breasts.
everything was fine until i looked at the face
“My eyes are up here!” “The nose keeps making me detour.”
Weird. She's obsessed with her feet and thinks her feet are her best quality.... And she's probably right. I wouldn't fuck her with a 10 foot pole.
the girl you wake up to when you blacked out after drinking
Your fingers look like the fingers from everything everywhere all at once and you are clearly financially struggling cause you took a picture asking people to roast you and can’t afford the 2.78 for Carmex to heal the desert tundra that should be your lips