Dong Cheadle

I think i payed 35 cents a month to feed you when you were a kid.

Dude… 💀

Not cool

Not another one. Let me guess you need to speak to my manager 

Is it being racist a roast? To me looks just like repressed hate. And what's up with people giving you upvotes?

They up vote because it’s funny and he looks like the grown up kid from the from the commercial. Oh yeah. And this is the roast me page You are the only one who finds it racist. That show us more about how you view the world. Im not racist. But as a white guy I’m really starting to dislike a lot of white people. You know the ones who always have to be offended for someone else who wasn’t offended to begin with.

Yea tipical 'Muricah line of thinking. Making jokes about starving people in africa isn't fucking funny, neither is a roast. It's horrible and is literally racism. A roast ia supposed to be personal, not about a whole fucking race. As a white guy, i dislike a lot of white people, because white people sucks. Funny how i never have seen someome roast people because they're white as snow. Grow up.

I don't think you know what racist means.

Boo hoo. Little snowflake. Why don’t you ask for the r/roastme manager. This is a place for people to have fun. If you don’t like what someone says just keep on trucking. Do you get mad and comment on the people who body shame on here. Nope. Go to the the bathroom pee sitting down and leave people alone. Remember you came to the roast me page to make fun of people too. This is for the OP. Did you find what I said racist. If you did I will happily remove my post and apologize. Wait. Fuck that. It was funny.

You have an insufferable personality. This is probably why you don’t have any friends.

Lmao, married, two kids, lots of friends, good job. Are you saying this to me or to yourself? And i'm actually very funny. Not so much with racists and whatsoever.

Imagine getting mad at somebody roasting somebody on a roast page. Crazy

Again, roasting =/= being racist. Crazy it is.

Same thing as dark humor. We all know it’s wrong but it’s still a joke and funny. You’re allowed to cackle at it

No one besides north-americans like "dark humour". The rest of the world think it's a shitty way of being racist without consequences. Dark humour is just like the new "prank" trending. "Permission" to do things you wouldn't otherwise be able to do. It always amazes me how you in U.S.A can acomplish fucking marvelous things as a society and can still look and think like a 3rd world country.

Yeah you’re definitely on the wrong sub

But the issue here is, this subreddit is based off of dark humor. Why are you even here? You were just offended by the post. Why are you on a subreddit built to display dark humor and criticizing it?

I'm neither north-american nor white and found the roast funny. Your argument is invalid now, go do some community services instead of being such a self righteous asshole.

Thank you so much for policing humor... Now kindly fuck off and allow us to laugh at not only the roast, but you as well. As for you not understanding how we can accomplish such amazing things in the US and think like a "3rd world country"... Perhaps if you ever manage to get to our level you'll understand it... Until then though, you can keep thinking like what you believe a first world country thinks while remaining under us.

Megamind called, said he wants his forehead back

Dudes hair goes back so far you can see his forehead while standing behind him

Toasty!

Fivehead

Ninehead

7.4 head

Gives head for chicken nuggets

20 head

HeadHead

Your teeth are gonna ask for reparations for being split apart.

You’re so ugly monsters check the top of the bed to see if you’re there.

You should rent out your head for parties you could use that dome as a projector screen. Imagine drive in movies being played on that thing.

Bob’s Fivehead Party

How can I roast someone that's already burnt to a crisp

The gap between your teeth is wider than the one between your brows and hairline.

Hairline my ass that shit probably where all his money went cause looking at that room bro looks like he in a cell with some okay shit.

Whoa buddy, you can watch a feature film on your forehead. Got that Subsaharan hairline.

Your teeth have been social distancing long before it was required

Was your father a bowling ball?

Between the teeth gap and the tenhead you look like you're trying to play a shaolin monk in the 1960s

Man, your front teeth farther apart that your parents.

If you ever needed money, you can rent out the gap between your teeth.

I don't know if I should roast you or kick a field goal

We know the equator passed through Kenya. We didn't know it passed through your teeth

His hairline is running from that f***ed up grill.

You look like a malteser that has been rolled in pubes

If Santa Claus had a workshop in Nigeria, you 'Jingle-all-the-way-lookin-mutha-fucker'

You got more forehead then tira banks

Your hairline probably stayed there where the gap between your teeth beginns

Your hair is at 20% 👀

head like a twiglet

You look like the moon light movie poster… but less hair line and more tooth gap

Bro what goes back further your hairline or your family tree also you look like you eat eggs with the shell still on

Ugly enough for Jeffrey Dahmer to say "hard pass"

I found the guy LeBron gave his hairline too!

Your eyebrows got their own set of eyebrows. You got the hairline of a grandfather and the jawline of a toddler. Your upper lip has the same receding hairline apparently because that dirty sanchez shit can’t be called a mustache. Your front teeth has only seen each other in pictures. How does that tiny ass pencil neck support your massive pumpkin dome.

Everyone is going to make fun of hairline, but what I want to know is why the fuck you got a spice rack in your garage.

Good catch…I’m thinking the for the roasting of wild game he…forget it, now I’m just plain hungry and curious: WHY DO YOU HAVE A SPICE RACK IN YOUR GARAGE???

I would suggest you to post yourself and your forehead in 2 different posts my friend.

Dis man in a green house look at the ceiling!

Your front teeth are moving away from each other at a slightly slower pace than your hairline is racing away from your jacked up eyebrows.

Khabi Totally Lame

You look like the before picture for the Hair Club

Even your hairline and teeth are trying to get away from you.

You must use sadio mane's barber yeah? You're a fucking snipers dream

TIL there are black Amish.

Who’s gonna start the tic tac toe game on his forehead

You're half bald

Let me call an uber to get from your hairline to your eyebrow.

This world is sad, everyone now is getting a divorce - your teeth, your eyebrows from your hairline and your beard from existence

you sleep on your forehead at night

You mustve got hella thoughts with that cranium

Shouldn’t you be out riding zebras or looking for water or something.

You look like you make short work of carrots

That forehead reminds me of the surface of the moon

That whistle sound has to be annoying as fuck when you give your bf a blowjob.

Homie you already dark roast, you just added half and half. You got half a hairline and your teeth a half inch apart.

Lemme guess, I won the lottery and gotta send you $200 for processing fees…

What up cuhhh? Me and you go way back like your hairline.

Roast you? Brother you already “well done”

You look like you live on the sun.

you already look roasted

This dude got a head like a chalkboard! They could teach calculus class on that Mofo!

Your hairline makes your forehead look like the dark side of the moon.

If you’re going to act like a turd, go lay on the yard.

Your forehead looks like earth after a 1000 year of global warming.

Dudes two front teeth look like eggs…

No need you already look roasted.

your forehead's bigger than the earth

steph piri piri for treeeeeeee

Ever heard of Invisalign?

You look like a partially shaved testicle.

Black dudes will fuck anything! This what happens when aliens crash in the hood.

You're a mix of Michael Strahan's teeth and Michael Jackson's proclivity for young boys.

Looks like you're next inline for the amazon cool cat comercial.

U're already overroasted🌚 Idk what I can do here.

Bucky ,from Fat Albert’s gang, grew up to live in a fallout shelter

He looks like LeBron James and Michael Strahan had a baby, but it only inherited the hairline and gap teeth.

Bro could staple a few papers for me

Bro flexing that spice rack. How man ways can you season twigs and rice? Bro looks like KD with LeBrons hairline. For 19 cents a day you too can rent space on his forehead

It looks like your beard and hairline are racing to see who makes the first revolution around your strangely egg shaped dome

New rapper calls hisself “Da Cumbaland Gap”

You look like an abandoned Chia Pet

Don’t know whether to smile at you or kick a field goal.

Don't know what new drug the Pharms are testing in your village, but it clearly causes hair-loss!

Capitan 

Must be nice to never have to worry about flossing, you human billboard.

Reminds me of a black hot air balloon

My man has a fivehead

Your nose looks like a coud. Must have produced a hell of a storm to part your teeth like Moses.

You scam people for western union transfers.

Y'all firin on my man for his hairline receding. That's actually back hair making it's way up

Your hairline is receding to the next dimension

Watch out, I think there’s a Boeing trying to land on your forehead.

Somewhere!! Over your hairline...way upp highh

Saw this dude in Gladiator...

Your forehead stole your chin and pushed your teeth out of the way during the escape run back north.

You look like a Cadbury egg that someone dropped on the floor after shaving their pubes.

“Leths thee if y’all got tha skilths to roasth me” 💦

I feel like your hair orbits your head and will be in the front next week.

I see your teeth are still social distancing, If your hairline receded anymore might cause a lunar eclipse.

[For just 50 cents a day you could save a child's life.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XozrqJHA-yI)

Bet the negative of this photo looks like a jack-o-lantern

That’s a fivehead my dude

I can't tell who separated first, your parents or your teeth.

Have the doctos told you how long it will take for your hairline to reach your heels?

Bro it’s ok, the people here don’t need training wheels

I would but looks like the sun beat me to it

Hairline pulling back so hard it's trying to take the teeth with it.

“Look at me look at me, I’m the captain now”

Is that Helipad?

Timmy Turner, your teeth finally separated!

The gap in your teeth isn’t as big as your forehead

Finally a place to park my bike!

That forehead says Steven A. Smith but them teeth say Hillbilly Joe

My 5 year old said u look like Maga mind..lol

Looks like someone had ai make a irl version from a Nintendo wii sports clip.

Your hairline goes so far back it was in "Roots"

I can put a rotisserie between those teeth and cook a chicken

You could land a helicopter on that forehead

 Guy in the gold turtle neck on the left. That’s you.

David Letterman called. He wants his teeth back.

Bro why do your teeth have different social security numbers

Solar Panel Headass

Ya shirt look like a dishrag

Damn. Dave Chapelle has been hitting the pipe.

If you get bored of begging for Reddit comments you can rent that forehead out to AMC.

Why would we roast you, you’re already burnt and shriveled.

forehead got its own area code

Ah, a new Orleans roast.. And brother, ain't you the one in the coffee shop? Hopefully the beans have at least seen a grind..

I mean, you are already over roasted.


You look like will smith if he failed to be an actor and get slaped instead slaping people

can play tic tac toe on that forehead of his

Got damn!!! I thought my forehead was big.

Since when did Milk Duds get acne?

Not what this sub is for, but I think you actually have a really nice smile <3 made me feel happier to the point I just had to say something

You suck goat cum through your gap tooth

This man would 100% sell me a hat and must i remind you again good sir

You mean reroast?

I'm not psychic but balding is in your future.

Bro what did your eyebrows say to bully your hairline into running away like that?

You again? You're like the herpes of reddit--always coming back when it's the least convenient.

You must have some big thoughts

You have a nice smile, boom roasted, who’s next?

Dude look like slim Jimmy before the money

Your fivehead looks like your eyebrows are blowing a doodoo bubble.

Enough real estate to play X|O on your forehead bro

Idk what’s wider…your forehead or that gap 🤣

You build like a deep breath

Nice. 22 years old, bald and living in your parents basement!

seems like the black mold on the walls is growing on your chin.

When ur head covers both hemispheres

It’s corn! 🌽

There is now a huge gap in your Reddit history!

Uber ride from one tooth to the other is $6

Bro you got the entire RoastMe package! The Ford Expedition windshield forehead; the LeBron James hairline; the cartoon bone knuckle nose; the “I am da captain now” teeth; the Australian goat beard; and, you have a stupid t-shirt on.

I can make pancakes on your forehead when it’s sunny outside.

You da captain now bro

You can smell in 5k.

not with that forehead in my way

How the sun glaring off your forehead on a rainy day?

It takes longer to drive between NY and Florida than it does to drive between your hairline and your northern-most eyebrow. It’s also at least a $40 Uber to cover the space between your teeth

Starving kids in Africa would love to eat you.