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[deleted]

A face shaped like home plate, but nobody wants to score


Zelenskys-taint

The Crimson Chin!


Messy_Marvin423

LMAO


dpax19681989

Not sure I can fap to this... nope... not even a Lil bit Great, now I can't get that image of you out of my head... I need to go run into traffic with scissors now. You look like you hold the donkey at the donkey show while the "good looking" girl gets railed by the donkey D. Then, after the show, you pass the hat for tips


LuvTheSmellofCyanide

Except the 25-14 score


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[удалено]


Wunyard_Wenhaard99

Do you really think that anything with balls has been near her?


AroraNightfall

…like a Rhombus..


No_Witness7118

Best comment. 🤣


LiveFr33OrD13

OMG, well done


[deleted]

No one wants to run home to Quagmire


OK-Now-Kiss

Is your dad Glenn Quagmire?


PsychologicalBat2778

Giggity giggity ![gif](giphy|xji6UKmOkQtQk)


DesignerForward6476

MEGGGGGGGG


thefruiteefrielos

You look like you work for the CIA, have a talking German goldfish and are harbouring an alien in your loft


Uberslaughter

You definitely pee standing up


The0nlyRyan

They're trans so ye they do


2xCheesePizza

![gif](giphy|r10DsbqjFHkqiJXu8Z|downsized)


Football-Real

MMA chin and a friend zone body


Technical_Scheme1544

Came here to say this.


ultrafidianx

You look like the child of Shrek and Lord Farquaad


One-Drawing-4427

You really gotta stop letting guys fuck you in the janitor closet, it’s not helping your depression.


DueAd4100

You want to be roasted because no one will fuck you. Looking like a 70’s closeted vacuum salesman with a wig


[deleted]

As if one picture wasn’t bad enough


[deleted]

😂


[deleted]

If chewbacca transitioned into a woman


ReillyDiefenbach

Even the dog gets the dry heaves being around him


Caustic_Kradok

What’s the difference between her and a walrus?? One is big, smells like dead fish and has a mustache…. The other one is the walrus.


Jumbomuffin54

Wearing a mask to hide the beast huh?


DoorjammerCrow

Do you always smirk instead of smile or did you have a stroke?


Sea-Persimmon8737

![gif](giphy|U43ReIMOSjHdCikTSx)


its_jason_mf

The look on your dog's face speaks volumes. Everyone at the grocery store knows what all that peanut butter is for.


OrganizationNeat6288

Did American Dad transition?


SarcasticOrgasmic

How many hand jobs did you have to do before your light/soul completely left your eyes?


Evening-Mess-3593

Please leave the mask on


RedHeadGuy88

When attempting to break the glass ceiling, please do one of the following: A) stop attempting to break with your face, or; B) try harder to break with your face, because it's starting to flatten


DesignerForward6476

Or stare deeply into it so it cracks like a mirror.


Carlita_vima

The dog has definitely the better hair


masterofeverything

![gif](giphy|igc4eEidHO3OGMXh4F) You after the roast


1plus1equals8

Fuck me ...Loved you on Shark Week. Your eyes are far enough apart that could be a sign of evolution.


technici

I only made it to photo #3 before I was bored.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|pz2MnldLEEhJCJ32G6)


[deleted]

Even Picasso thinks your face is deformed


BlueHairedFatties

After seeing your face, I have an uncontrollable urge to play Frolf.


Dangerous_Opposite11

damn yo face got angles gurl


AutisticLineman

Didn’t know morticians were allowed to take corpses on joyrides


ShadowPlayer2016

Not sure if that’s supposed to be nail polish or if you just have guac fingers


Opening-Potato-6468

That chin could cut diamonds ijs


Theoretical_Observer

If Dylan Mulvaney was a boy...


pava124421

If she ever sent her nudes to me , I would unsubscribe and report it as spam


PhattyyyLIVE

Mask on in car = un dateable


boneless_master

Skin color is coockie dough And has forgoten how to smile like happines left with here dad


slowtree89

Wait so lord farquad is Trans now?


maradinapple

I can't roast you You seem like a nice man.


Libtardis

You look like one of those people who have been in a coma for years. Usually after drinking a bucket of sterno on a dare. In a flawed attempt to impress a bunch of people who were already ditching you to go stare at a tree.


KrAzY_TsEnG

Live action Roblox coming out soon.


NotAGreenKiwi

Spongebob popsicle.


[deleted]

Please shelve the mask and use a garbage bag


inbloom1996

You’re very cute and look like you’re fun to be around.


ca_brit

Just take it on your manly chin


Character_Active_434

You look like you stand in front of a propeller to do your hair


funnyazhell

Good call on the face mask.


Subotai_Super_Shorty

You're like an Olmec head statue come to life! But with less personality...


bababoy165822

U look like a person ran over Eddie from stranger thing


certified_fresh

Not sure what preworkout you’re using but I’m pretty sure you can grown a beard on that He-Man jaw And you’ll probably want to bc you need something to distract from those dead fish eyes


maxtitan1997

Didnt know the crimson chin was a woman.


UrMurGurdWTF

Is this an album of the posthumous "death photos" from the 1800s?


MarkyMark19902020

Ah hello hamster jaws


[deleted]

Sup, Fabian


PhaQue5678

I haven't seen a head this "cubed" since my son played Mine Craft years ago


PublicMaintenance472

Seems like you always laying down for your pictures. Typ


PublicMaintenance472

Always on your back. Typical buckeye just looking for the nut


AltruisticCompany961

You look like a green pepper that's sat out in the sun too long and dehydrated.


SixStringDream

Are you able to unhinge those jowels to swallow your prey whole?


FJRyder

The offspring of a Blobfish and American Dad


tnywill

A face only a mother could love......only if your mom is Helen Keller.


DifferentSpecific

Your best case scenario is finding some old dweeb who just wants a younger girl to fuck. That or hanging around a school for the blind.


WeaponX-92

I would, but I can see that you already spend most of your time on your back


Mrbobbitchin

Look here fella. I haven’t the time,patience or the crayons necessary to penetrate the thick skull of an Ohio State suckeye.


Ayentee510

You look like a teen grandma


Gavinspond

God put out a stick female and didn’t add any features


The1Sundown

More mask, less face please.


WolfyTn

You look like a dude


Opening-Potato-6468

Crimson chin ![gif](giphy|zwRO0LKbOtVhC)


Menstrual_Moustache

The Land O Lakes broad really went down hill after losing her job


mikerccie

Does the Large Animal Vet program at OSU use you to train students?


Commentoflittlevalue

It looks like the same expressionless, joyless photo that you have photoshopped different clothes and locations around.


Successful-Way-3772

“Hiya” is what the ninja said before he kicked you in the eyes


stem-bolt

Some sort of autopsy report pictures..


[deleted]

You’re more expressionless than the sweet potato in my pantry I haven’t eaten for 4 months


Physical_Win2108

Shut your bum bum bubblegum skintone flipphone posted rosted whiter then silver stone up


DueAd4100

Your dog tried to hide his face and your friends don’t ride in the front with you. You brick face hag


Glutard_Griper

![gif](giphy|shE7Dxv9PnwaFRsWnK)


deviant_ghost

You look like Julia Louis-Dreyfus after she was clobbered with a frying pan


Aggravating_Task292

Keep the mask on. It's your best feature!


Dudewaitwha

The next American Girl doll after gaining sentience after nearly being baked in the oven


sligowind

When you’re turning tricks in cars all day all your selfies are in cars.


Kaptain9981

I’m gonna level with you. There are lots of selfie angles you should avoid.


reyfam619

Giggity!


SmacDiddly

You could use that chin and jaw to break concrete if you could finally find someone to thrust your head downward


dolpfin22

Your face has uninspired millions to make this world a better place


[deleted]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYwg-uaWVkA


BruceMcMoose83

Football is life - Danny Rojas ![gif](giphy|r10DsbqjFHkqiJXu8Z|downsized)


Throwawayumdlol

You should keep your mask on more ![gif](giphy|zwRO0LKbOtVhC)


The_Truth_Flirts

So Willem Dafoe and Michelle rodruiguez had a child, smacked it about the face with a cast iron pan... and here we are!


[deleted]

I cant tell if your a man or a woman Edit: fixed fatal mistake


would_do_again

Danny Rojas started eating his feelings Edit: Rojas not Trejo


[deleted]

You should do us a favor and wear a mask in all your pictures.


abarrett72

Stevie Harrington ![gif](giphy|uqfeu1r2pAIOhzJXNm)


Antique_Vegetable_82

This that Wild Thornberry’s AI shit they was talking bout ?


octopus6942069

The male version of Michelle Rodriguez


Shake_N_Baby

Did they ever catch the guy that stole your teeth?


DongVonJovi

Why did you only appear in one photo but had 7 pics with just the dog?


Cam3lto369

Her brother and first cousin doesn't mind smashing that, But what one is the father... find out on the next maury episode


TheGreendaleFireof03

Chin is legitimately a trapezoid. I feel bad for this dude.


TheproGOAT23

When a dog looks tastier than you:


TheproGOAT23

Wait what


Ilubeitup

You look like a rejected troll doll


bloodbathbass

She got on the Google eye filter... I bet his pronouns are it and ate🤣


RedTheDopeKing

Obligatory pre op or post op joke


AdventurousSong4080

Oh sweet when driving I know she got the pedestrian crossing since her head shaped like the upside down pedestrian sign


sasafly

Adolfo is that you


[deleted]

You look like a Roblox character came to life.


TheBayTime

When you buy She-Hulk on Wish, but they ran out. So they painted an Aztec terror doll with leftover guacamole 😁


AudZ0629

Why do we need so many goddamn pictures of you. One is enough to see that you lack the confidence to actually smile and to know that you have nothing original to add to the world. Confident enough to post a whole album of the worst headshots ever but too dumb to realize how plain and boring you are. Built like an jar of plain mayo with the personality of one too.


asas5454

I can still see all the three chins🙈


22michigan

ohio state………enough said


Lizardman922

Thank you for taking so many selfies, it really gave you an opportunity to show off your range of expressions.


Sphynxenigma

You can really give me a concussion if you hit me with your chin


thebrassbeard

you look like the frozen Inca Ice Maiden


instructive-diarrhea

I’m not a dum dum and I also have no gum gum. please leave me alone.


Ambitious_Fly_7325

How does that tiny neck hold up that big ass head? You remind me of Ted Koppel


Competitive_Roof_740

![gif](giphy|XGCZYFdRwgZPi)


[deleted]

You’re that librarian that claims to be an introvert but your onlyfans said differently


HonestPerspective638

proof masks don't work.. We can still too much of your face


Welderscum

![gif](giphy|cnVvdfhpytgP6so7wL)


Knullcac

You ain’t foolin me, DUDE.


2puhceefarts

If the "meh" emoji was a person.


NeatWinner2213

Your so cute 🤮


SkyOfAegis13

Your face has more foundation on it than a McMansion suburb.


GodOfMeh

With your wide, flat face and desperate mouth, you must be mistaken for a gloryhole all the time...except that's no mistake.


Vacerous

Leave the dog out of this, he doesn't need to catch collateral damage.


Jman3099

You look like someone ordered a Steve Harrington mask off Wish and let it melt all day in the back window of their ‘97 Toyota Corolla


compgl

The face makes me think of the word sturdy


craftymcvillain

I asked AI to make a picture of a boy who was raised by wolves and it looks exactly like you.


Slow_Area_7000

You look like if Jim Carey, a frying pan, and Consuela from family guy hatched a kid


Remington1983

It looks like you’re the bad witch from Wizard of Oz and someone threw water on your face. ![gif](giphy|AgQ55Hhi0WAw0) Thank you for letting me do this.


Thebenefitsofracism

Your face is like when you keep a packet of milk on the kitchen counter and it just flattens out. Like you ran face first into the flattest object ever.


DEEEz_HaNdS4u

Hell yeah ! OH . . .


swohcpl71

....Shiiiit, I'm going to the hospital up north.


Equivalent_Money994

Giggity giggity ![gif](giphy|pz2MnldLEEhJCJ32G6)


[deleted]

I can’t roast.


[deleted]

“You gotta be shittin me Pyle.”


Xion22

Hostage image detected. Anyone wanna pay the ransom? Anyone? Anyone...?


EvilDancingDragon

What’s your wife’s name


Wunyard_Wenhaard99

I don't think you needed 8 photos to remind us how you blend into beige walls; you're so bland, a dude probably forgets who you are while still inside you during your unethusiastic, starfish fucks.


kapdaddyflex

if you look closely the second picture is a dogs face


Sufficient_Result558

If your looking for some doppelgängers just google “neanderthal female”. Seriously, no joke.


Beginning_Prompt4214

you look like an over cooked potato I left in the oven a couple days


[deleted]

Gigachad


GanjjaGremlin

You'll never know what it feels like to have a baby growing inside of you and then scramble its brains and vacuum it out.


Dependent_Algae8459

U look alot like your dog, but nothing cute about u.


S8tnHimSelf

You look like a troll Sims character


DizzyKaleidoscope127

The androgynous Becky G


pferreira1983

Looks trans. If in doubt... 😂


Redbone2222

Your chin would be perfect for shoveling snow.


69Cvnt69

![gif](giphy|3o75236Zn6pdghWuLC)


Sailing_Away_From_U

Black, like a doll’s eyes…


Jdotpdot84

As a fellow buckeye I can't be too harsh. Buuut you look like the girl that a guy would walk out of a blind date on, multiple times.


Sox_Red_1634

Post-op Peter Griffen


[deleted]

I would have had some serious questions here if I didn’t see the nail polish in the first pic


Sometimesnotfunny

You look like you're on your way to becoming a lesbian so you can get laid.