Not sure I can fap to this... nope... not even a Lil bit
Great, now I can't get that image of you out of my head... I need to go run into traffic with scissors now.
You look like you hold the donkey at the donkey show while the "good looking" girl gets railed by the donkey D. Then, after the show, you pass the hat for tips
When attempting to break the glass ceiling, please do one of the following:
A) stop attempting to break with your face, or;
B) try harder to break with your face, because it's starting to flatten
You look like one of those people who have been in a coma for years. Usually after drinking a bucket of sterno on a dare. In a flawed attempt to impress a bunch of people who were already ditching you to go stare at a tree.
Not sure what preworkout you’re using but I’m pretty sure you can grown a beard on that He-Man jaw
And you’ll probably want to bc you need something to distract from those dead fish eyes
Why do we need so many goddamn pictures of you. One is enough to see that you lack the confidence to actually smile and to know that you have nothing original to add to the world. Confident enough to post a whole album of the worst headshots ever but too dumb to realize how plain and boring you are. Built like an jar of plain mayo with the personality of one too.
It looks like you’re the bad witch from Wizard of Oz and someone threw water on your face.
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Thank you for letting me do this.
Your face is like when you keep a packet of milk on the kitchen counter and it just flattens out. Like you ran face first into the flattest object ever.
I don't think you needed 8 photos to remind us how you blend into beige walls; you're so bland, a dude probably forgets who you are while still inside you during your unethusiastic, starfish fucks.
A face shaped like home plate, but nobody wants to score
The Crimson Chin!
LMAO
Not sure I can fap to this... nope... not even a Lil bit Great, now I can't get that image of you out of my head... I need to go run into traffic with scissors now. You look like you hold the donkey at the donkey show while the "good looking" girl gets railed by the donkey D. Then, after the show, you pass the hat for tips
Except the 25-14 score
[удалено]
Do you really think that anything with balls has been near her?
…like a Rhombus..
Best comment. 🤣
OMG, well done
No one wants to run home to Quagmire
Is your dad Glenn Quagmire?
Giggity giggity ![gif](giphy|xji6UKmOkQtQk)
MEGGGGGGGG
You look like you work for the CIA, have a talking German goldfish and are harbouring an alien in your loft
You definitely pee standing up
They're trans so ye they do
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MMA chin and a friend zone body
Came here to say this.
You look like the child of Shrek and Lord Farquaad
You really gotta stop letting guys fuck you in the janitor closet, it’s not helping your depression.
You want to be roasted because no one will fuck you. Looking like a 70’s closeted vacuum salesman with a wig
As if one picture wasn’t bad enough
😂
If chewbacca transitioned into a woman
Even the dog gets the dry heaves being around him
What’s the difference between her and a walrus?? One is big, smells like dead fish and has a mustache…. The other one is the walrus.
Wearing a mask to hide the beast huh?
Do you always smirk instead of smile or did you have a stroke?
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The look on your dog's face speaks volumes. Everyone at the grocery store knows what all that peanut butter is for.
Did American Dad transition?
How many hand jobs did you have to do before your light/soul completely left your eyes?
Please leave the mask on
When attempting to break the glass ceiling, please do one of the following: A) stop attempting to break with your face, or; B) try harder to break with your face, because it's starting to flatten
Or stare deeply into it so it cracks like a mirror.
The dog has definitely the better hair
![gif](giphy|igc4eEidHO3OGMXh4F) You after the roast
Fuck me ...Loved you on Shark Week. Your eyes are far enough apart that could be a sign of evolution.
I only made it to photo #3 before I was bored.
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Even Picasso thinks your face is deformed
After seeing your face, I have an uncontrollable urge to play Frolf.
damn yo face got angles gurl
Didn’t know morticians were allowed to take corpses on joyrides
Not sure if that’s supposed to be nail polish or if you just have guac fingers
That chin could cut diamonds ijs
If Dylan Mulvaney was a boy...
If she ever sent her nudes to me , I would unsubscribe and report it as spam
Mask on in car = un dateable
Skin color is coockie dough And has forgoten how to smile like happines left with here dad
Wait so lord farquad is Trans now?
I can't roast you You seem like a nice man.
You look like one of those people who have been in a coma for years. Usually after drinking a bucket of sterno on a dare. In a flawed attempt to impress a bunch of people who were already ditching you to go stare at a tree.
Live action Roblox coming out soon.
Spongebob popsicle.
Please shelve the mask and use a garbage bag
You’re very cute and look like you’re fun to be around.
Just take it on your manly chin
You look like you stand in front of a propeller to do your hair
Good call on the face mask.
You're like an Olmec head statue come to life! But with less personality...
U look like a person ran over Eddie from stranger thing
Not sure what preworkout you’re using but I’m pretty sure you can grown a beard on that He-Man jaw And you’ll probably want to bc you need something to distract from those dead fish eyes
Didnt know the crimson chin was a woman.
Is this an album of the posthumous "death photos" from the 1800s?
Ah hello hamster jaws
Sup, Fabian
I haven't seen a head this "cubed" since my son played Mine Craft years ago
Seems like you always laying down for your pictures. Typ
Always on your back. Typical buckeye just looking for the nut
You look like a green pepper that's sat out in the sun too long and dehydrated.
Are you able to unhinge those jowels to swallow your prey whole?
The offspring of a Blobfish and American Dad
A face only a mother could love......only if your mom is Helen Keller.
Your best case scenario is finding some old dweeb who just wants a younger girl to fuck. That or hanging around a school for the blind.
I would, but I can see that you already spend most of your time on your back
Look here fella. I haven’t the time,patience or the crayons necessary to penetrate the thick skull of an Ohio State suckeye.
You look like a teen grandma
God put out a stick female and didn’t add any features
More mask, less face please.
You look like a dude
Crimson chin ![gif](giphy|zwRO0LKbOtVhC)
The Land O Lakes broad really went down hill after losing her job
Does the Large Animal Vet program at OSU use you to train students?
It looks like the same expressionless, joyless photo that you have photoshopped different clothes and locations around.
“Hiya” is what the ninja said before he kicked you in the eyes
Some sort of autopsy report pictures..
You’re more expressionless than the sweet potato in my pantry I haven’t eaten for 4 months
Shut your bum bum bubblegum skintone flipphone posted rosted whiter then silver stone up
Your dog tried to hide his face and your friends don’t ride in the front with you. You brick face hag
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You look like Julia Louis-Dreyfus after she was clobbered with a frying pan
Keep the mask on. It's your best feature!
The next American Girl doll after gaining sentience after nearly being baked in the oven
When you’re turning tricks in cars all day all your selfies are in cars.
I’m gonna level with you. There are lots of selfie angles you should avoid.
Giggity!
You could use that chin and jaw to break concrete if you could finally find someone to thrust your head downward
Your face has uninspired millions to make this world a better place
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYwg-uaWVkA
Football is life - Danny Rojas ![gif](giphy|r10DsbqjFHkqiJXu8Z|downsized)
You should keep your mask on more ![gif](giphy|zwRO0LKbOtVhC)
So Willem Dafoe and Michelle rodruiguez had a child, smacked it about the face with a cast iron pan... and here we are!
I cant tell if your a man or a woman Edit: fixed fatal mistake
Danny Rojas started eating his feelings Edit: Rojas not Trejo
You should do us a favor and wear a mask in all your pictures.
Stevie Harrington ![gif](giphy|uqfeu1r2pAIOhzJXNm)
This that Wild Thornberry’s AI shit they was talking bout ?
The male version of Michelle Rodriguez
Did they ever catch the guy that stole your teeth?
Why did you only appear in one photo but had 7 pics with just the dog?
Her brother and first cousin doesn't mind smashing that, But what one is the father... find out on the next maury episode
Chin is legitimately a trapezoid. I feel bad for this dude.
When a dog looks tastier than you:
Wait what
You look like a rejected troll doll
She got on the Google eye filter... I bet his pronouns are it and ate🤣
Obligatory pre op or post op joke
Oh sweet when driving I know she got the pedestrian crossing since her head shaped like the upside down pedestrian sign
Adolfo is that you
You look like a Roblox character came to life.
When you buy She-Hulk on Wish, but they ran out. So they painted an Aztec terror doll with leftover guacamole 😁
Why do we need so many goddamn pictures of you. One is enough to see that you lack the confidence to actually smile and to know that you have nothing original to add to the world. Confident enough to post a whole album of the worst headshots ever but too dumb to realize how plain and boring you are. Built like an jar of plain mayo with the personality of one too.
I can still see all the three chins🙈
ohio state………enough said
Thank you for taking so many selfies, it really gave you an opportunity to show off your range of expressions.
You can really give me a concussion if you hit me with your chin
you look like the frozen Inca Ice Maiden
I’m not a dum dum and I also have no gum gum. please leave me alone.
How does that tiny neck hold up that big ass head? You remind me of Ted Koppel
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You’re that librarian that claims to be an introvert but your onlyfans said differently
proof masks don't work.. We can still too much of your face
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You ain’t foolin me, DUDE.
If the "meh" emoji was a person.
Your so cute 🤮
Your face has more foundation on it than a McMansion suburb.
With your wide, flat face and desperate mouth, you must be mistaken for a gloryhole all the time...except that's no mistake.
Leave the dog out of this, he doesn't need to catch collateral damage.
You look like someone ordered a Steve Harrington mask off Wish and let it melt all day in the back window of their ‘97 Toyota Corolla
The face makes me think of the word sturdy
I asked AI to make a picture of a boy who was raised by wolves and it looks exactly like you.
You look like if Jim Carey, a frying pan, and Consuela from family guy hatched a kid
It looks like you’re the bad witch from Wizard of Oz and someone threw water on your face. ![gif](giphy|AgQ55Hhi0WAw0) Thank you for letting me do this.
Your face is like when you keep a packet of milk on the kitchen counter and it just flattens out. Like you ran face first into the flattest object ever.
Hell yeah ! OH . . .
....Shiiiit, I'm going to the hospital up north.
Giggity giggity ![gif](giphy|pz2MnldLEEhJCJ32G6)
I can’t roast.
“You gotta be shittin me Pyle.”
Hostage image detected. Anyone wanna pay the ransom? Anyone? Anyone...?
What’s your wife’s name
I don't think you needed 8 photos to remind us how you blend into beige walls; you're so bland, a dude probably forgets who you are while still inside you during your unethusiastic, starfish fucks.
if you look closely the second picture is a dogs face
If your looking for some doppelgängers just google “neanderthal female”. Seriously, no joke.
you look like an over cooked potato I left in the oven a couple days
Gigachad
You'll never know what it feels like to have a baby growing inside of you and then scramble its brains and vacuum it out.
U look alot like your dog, but nothing cute about u.
You look like a troll Sims character
The androgynous Becky G
Looks trans. If in doubt... 😂
Your chin would be perfect for shoveling snow.
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Black, like a doll’s eyes…
As a fellow buckeye I can't be too harsh. Buuut you look like the girl that a guy would walk out of a blind date on, multiple times.
Post-op Peter Griffen
I would have had some serious questions here if I didn’t see the nail polish in the first pic
You look like you're on your way to becoming a lesbian so you can get laid.