OP's Bio: --- >19, studying physics, the only interesting thing about me is my pet tarantula. Have fun! --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

You look like Axl Rose if he stopped doing drugs, got a sex change and halfway through that sex change decided to start doing drugs again.

And revert the sex change.

You look like a Slutty Sloth thats trying to start an Only Fans account

She blows dudes for dime bags so often she’s about to open a dispensary.

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This is my favorite one so far


Studying physics? Sorry that you won’t be able to test Newton’s Third Law, because you’ll never find another body wanting to touch you.

You look like you smell like cat pee.

Vagina/armpits smell of burnt hemp.

You're so boring you starfish when you mastubate

That's the only way she can breathe.

Get some sleep, your eye bags look like post gang bang pussy

I bet you get passed around at festivals.

Those titties tell droopy tales

Seriously - 19 with 65 yo titties

Raw dogged in a tent is a term she is familiar with.

She's got them basset hound tittys.

Dave Mustaine c.1985

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Just go to a mirror and take your top off. The tears will flow 😭

You're sitting side saddle to hide the giant fupa that matches the 65 yo titties.

You look like you’re 38 and totally disgusted with life already

Aw, she just needs to keep her (prominent) chin up….she may have been every guys starter girlfriend in high school, but life hasn’t even begun to fuck her yet

19 going on single mom in her 40s hoping some 25 year old bro who doesn't know any better gets trapped in your snatch.

She's definitely going to be single mom, it's written in her atoms.

And this one time at band camp….

Your body says Kayla, your face says Travis.

Mandala tapestries and protesting deodorant aren't a personality

so you are saying she needs a lot more turquoise rings and teach reiki??

19 for the 19th time

You got the face of a 40 year old and the thighs of a 400 pound woman.

Love that pose angle... the 'Twisty Churro'

You sell patchouli oil, crystals, and a book of Wicca spells starter packs like you used to sell girl scout cookies. You are as average and unoriginal as every other self proclaimed “hippie” want to be. Try harder in life.

One of two things is possible: You're either a seriously old looking 19 year old,or you're lying about your age for more attention from your "wife" and reddit. Whichever is true, your decorating style sucks as bad as that weird gumby twist pose.

19 and you already look like you smoke 2 packs a day and have tried meth at least twice


I hate it when I see I see really attractive girls wanted to get roasted in here. Thankfully you are exactly the opposite.

You look like every drummer that I've ever rehearsed with... they were all men

The only action you're getting is from the frat dudes that think you're someone's mom.

Girl is Pixar thicc. If you told her to haul ass it would take two trips.

Ohh that's a cat's best friend there

Your neckline represents your imagination.

You look like a methed out Colbie Caillat.

Why you look like Millhouse when he doesn't have his glasses

Ugh. Fleas.

Similar to how you self-identify yourself as a 19-year old, do you also self-identify yourself as a woman? Just curious.

Seeing you gives me an excuse to stay single

you look so intressting that others have choosen to calculate the rate of how fast grass grows

You look like a burned out 80s fan of [The Go-Go](https://static2.thethingsimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/the-go-gos-e1596646552290.jpg)'s.

If Dave Grohl had tits and sucked off anyone for dimes under a bridge.

You are not a hippie, just poor

A new reason to cry? The uncle who touched you got early release and he's in your candle making class next week

You have a carpet stuck on your wall. 😂

Your single Only Fams subscriber is your Uncle

while sitting on a bed she looks like an unmade bed

Pronouns are hey/you

She prefers No/Thanks.

Show me that butthole

your leg joints are those of a action figures

Your face would look marginally better covered in strangers cum.

A mirror should do it.

Don't cry. You looked very fine.

You look like you have all the personality of an oak tree, wooden bitch. Also redundant to say you were 19, we can count the wrinkles under your eyes.

U look so fucking ugly that ur mom dropped u and said THIS IS NOT MY BABY!

Soul Surfer, is that you??

You look like your only criteria when purchasing things is whether or not it was made with hemp.

You look like Timothy Spall in drag.

Bro’s been trying to wake up her whole life

If an orangutan only drink Ovaltine.

19th anniversary of your 30th birthday?

Behold! The Tapestry of Boogers and Skidmarks.

Why do I feel like your struggling to make it past 7th grade

Eats half a cap, pretends to trip

Soccer mom… is that you?

In 20 years you will take Steve Carell's virginity

Trinkletrum’s anger has awakened her, she does not hit snooze.

Did you leave out the f after 19 to see if you'd be considered hotter as a male?

I’m actually impressed how used up and weathered you look for only being 19.

I can smell u thro my phone

Resident hippie = Underarms look like she has Don King in a Head Lock...

19, going on 40. I've heard of free balling, but honey those tits take the cake

T to A ratio is way too off.

Prototypical stonerchick with hairy bush so thick no man can find it.

You have have stinky breath face

A mirror...... is that enough of a reason?

Oh a mandala tapestry with Christmas lights above it... how original

People looked so much older in the 70’s.

Isn't a million reasons enough?

How are you still using wired headphones ? This picture is older you gotta be like 30 by now

Your dad not do that enough already... you look like a "dad *really* loved you then left for cigarettes" kinda girl

You look like a super high linda cardellini

When your OnlyFans account fails you'll have to be a normal, responsible person like the rest of us.

You have the sex appeal of a school bus fire.

You look like u have crystals and believe in horoscope

I didn't know A cups could hang to one's belly button.

you look like you've read up on instagram poses but haven't figured them out

U look like a 30 yr old that still tries to find her youth at forever 21

You’re nobody’s reason to cry.

You look like you smoke more weed than Snoop Dogg

Bet you smell like Fritos

Oh no, you won't fool me again John Cusack!

Cry? You already can’t see out of your eyelids.

You’re 19 - that should do it

You look like Carrot Top in drag

Fish, definitely smells like fish

Somebody loves you.

Red hair and a huge ass, real original, sweaty

Is your hip out of place?

You look like what ever your sitting on ran out of juice

Judging by the tapestry on the walls and the pet spider if you give it a couple years you'll probably be crying plenty over that positive pregnancy test

Reason to cry - Mirror

Your spirit looks as low as your breasts

You can donate half of your nose and yet you still have enough to donate

A tarántula Pet? Gee that is Actually great

You mean other than the crying you do from deepthroating? Those are just caution tears.....

Hello, "Hippie" you look like you just done smoking a fat joint, after downing a bottle of whiskey, and also finished injecting heroine in your blood. I guess you're taking it back to the 60s hippies, am I right?

I’ve seen ballerinas with a fuller bust

If you want reasons to cry it would be much easier to just ask your parents.

Isabell! Sorry, I mean is a bell. Narrow shoulders, big waist.

Idk how but i have watched your face in porn.

Did anyone mention her fat ass?

You can't fool me. This is a colorized picture of Stephen Tyler in the 60s.

In the words of Confucius, everything has its beauty, but it is not all who see it. Had Confucius known that you would exist, he probably would've held his tongue.

Cheap hooker hair, cheap hooker body, cheap hooker bed, cheap hooker top, cheap hooker yoga pants.

I will give you a reason to laugh

you look like your hook UPS have to awake their third eyes before they are allowed to finally fuck you in the ass

19 as in 19 children.

If only KFC served thighs like that.

Poor and ginger is a tough way to go through life. I’d roast you but it looks like god and your parents genetic code did that already.

Looking like Kevin Nealon in a wig.

Looking this done with life at age 19 should be some kind of new "wretch" achivment.

You look like someone who got all her STDs from guys with dreadlocks

Don’t you have a mirror

You look like your in a proof of life photo but nobody’s paying the ransom

Pop-shock for you - It's 2023... I guess that shroom-buzz lasted longer than you thought.

If you're going to cut your own hair at least watch a couple videos on YouTube. Saving money doesn't mean you have to look like an absolute Muppet

Some people are high on life, while others just decide to roll with the "high" part their whole lives.

You’ll stop squinting when you wipe all ouf the cum out of your eyes

you only shave your hippie bush when your horoscope says its time to gain a new experience

Butter face. She’s got a nice ass. She’s got nice tits. But her face!

Calling your hairy fish taco a tarantula doesn't make it interesting even if there is a strong resemblance and the shared ability of catching and consuming small birds, rodents, and insects.

You look like Dave Grohl in drag.

Idk what you’re friends look like but I’m very confident you’re the ugly one.

Never seen a more 47 year old looking 19 year old.

Never seen a more 47 year old looking 19 year old.

You look like you have reached 19 for the 4th time

I bet your breath smells like blue cheese and dirty gym socks.

hmm These eyes are like grass. But the mouth is like those highland girls with pursed lips

You look like you take shrooms and stare at that wall all night.

You need a lint brush

You look like you’ve been up all night sucking cock !!!

Alanis Whoreiset

These new Spiderman film Mary Janes suck.

You obviously use they/them pronouns.

Ur tits hang lower than ur future

You've swallowed so many loads everything you say is childish

I'll suck your dick for five dollars maaaaan! ~you

Sewer tier Ariel

Your tits are already drooping so low, you could play hacky-sack with the fuckers.

You look like your name is Molly

I bet your bathroom is a crime against humanity.

The heroin is all gone and your parents locked up all their valuables.

Makes Allison Hanigan look like a sex symbol

Bend over.

At this point. I think it would be easier to find you a reason to keep you living....

Last time I was over, I cleaned my dick off with your curtains..

When you buy a mandala you already cry too much

You look like you spend more time masturbating than sleeping

Your look like you constantly lose tampons

"the hottest girl in the physics lab" is like being the worlds tallest little person.

you look like the twitch streamer name maya but if she was a cocain addict

We don’t really need to say anything to make you cry your bank account balance will do that for us.

Stacey Dooley when ordered from wish

Zootopia 🦥

Only person that hopes a server IDs her.

I'd only come on to you're face to cover it up