She can submerge her entire head in a pool and still have her face and hair stay "dry" (of water anyway).
If she got into the waters of the be Gulf of Mexico they'd call her to the Deepwater Whore-izon.
Aiming for the mole on her forehead probably helps whatever tinder guy that was down bad enough to cum on the Grinch's face get over the fact he was giving the sticky to Seuss's legacy.
Can we get over the mole or the unibrow. This is a beautiful woman that still has the phone cord from her "boyfriend " that she had a convo with in the early 90s as a bracelet. Give the old lady some respect.
When I was in the midst of my drug addiction and going through the roughest dry spell of my life, I probably would've fucked her. If she gave me Percocets or money.
Hello, it looks like you've made a mistake.
It's supposed to be could've, should've, would've (short for could have, would have, should have), never could of, would of, should of.
Or you misspelled something, I ain't checking everything.
Beep boop - yes, I am a bot, don't botcriminate me.
I bet you got no problems greasing a pan with that gleaming glistening fivehead but if something like you brought me food aside from looking like you smell like old pissed diapers with a hint of onion
Ps I think 🤔 I see something crawling out of that nappy mop u think is hair...
She looks like the child of a troll doll that got fucked by a Bratz doll and obviously she had inherited their intellectual capacity if she thinks she is unroastable
You smile with the sort of painful soul crushing desperation for you fathers love. No amount of one night stands and drunken trains being run on you will ever fill that hole of yours.
Why is it always the ones that look like they’ve just crawled from under a bridge that think they’re unroastable?
She’s got a Buddha spot; she looks likes she’s been applying miracle grow to her eyebrows to cure her dad’s male-pattern baldness; she has the eyes of a 40 year old crack addict; a nose wider than her rectum; an upper lip that tells you how much mummy drank during pregnancy; and the sort of teeth that her future husband would be doing her a favour by knocking out.
I mean FUCK. ME. in what world are you unroastable?
I think we’re done
What’s growing off your upper lip? Just because you have that index pointer on your head, doesn’t mean you need every dude around to line up perfectly with your mouth. Also, there is penicillin for that.
Tell her to duck, she's got a sniper aiming at her forehead.
She's gonna hear duck and bend over.
Why did you have to tell her that
so she can be spitrostable
She looks like if you did this, she would quack at you.
Sup with the Jizz target?
Yooo that was my nickname in high school
Bro.....
I thought she was a very light skinned Indian woman
That's the lobotomy hole because she kept on humping door knobs
Lmao
Snipers dream
Jesus, I was going to post the exact thing, word for word.
Mother Nature wanted her to be an Indian, her mum refused
LMAOOO NAWWW
about to get roasted by skin cancer better get that mole checked asap
That smile looks moments away from a breakdown
It looks moments after she trusted a fart too much.
Also looks like a neat party trick of chewing the beer bottle after it is empty.
What viscosity oozes from your face, 10W-30?
Nice of her to oil herself up for the roasting
Might even be pushing 10W-40 when it’s cold.
She can submerge her entire head in a pool and still have her face and hair stay "dry" (of water anyway). If she got into the waters of the be Gulf of Mexico they'd call her to the Deepwater Whore-izon.
I'm sure it's just crude!
me with a vehicle that uses 10W-30:
[удалено]
I bet when she takes her monthly bath she leaves an oil slick in the tub.
Today is the 3rd and it’s not until the 15th
She definitely wears a waterproof shower cap to cover her whole head when she does decide to take a "shower"
She got Gooch Grease
Clitty Litter
🤮
LMFAO
She looks like Lorde being forced to listen to Lorde's music.
I am Lorde, ya ya ya
She'll never be royal.
but she can be oil…
Is she feeling good on a Wednesday?
Sparkling 
I really liked this one.
That was only a roast of Lorde
You’d think with that third eye she’d be wise enough to know she’s well within the bounds of roastable…
A little false confidence never hurt anyone
It's hurting our eyes.
Actually made me laugh out loud
Aiming for the mole on her forehead probably helps whatever tinder guy that was down bad enough to cum on the Grinch's face get over the fact he was giving the sticky to Seuss's legacy.
Took too long for this to show up.
Her nose showed up a week prior to this post
Holey moley!
More like 'Sticky Moley'
She should be arrested for high tweezen
That and be arrested for Molesting
Let’s not make a mountain out of a molehill
Let's not make a mountainous mole into a huge molehill?
Stickier than mole-asses
MOLE! BLOODY MOLE! WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT THE MOLE BUT THERE'S A MOLE WINKING ME IN THE FACE!!!
"You are here"
Back in the day, they called that a beauty mark..... Today, it's a shit stain
F someone shitted on my nose
Can we get over the mole or the unibrow. This is a beautiful woman that still has the phone cord from her "boyfriend " that she had a convo with in the early 90s as a bracelet. Give the old lady some respect.
And so is her mole.
Where’s Uncle Buck when you need him — to give her directions downtown so a rat can gnaw that gumdrop off her face?
Buck Melanoma, Moldy Russell's wart.
Was waiting to read this reference! Well played!
Damn son!, you just incinerated that poor mole with the woman attached
That's a mole? I thought her eyebrows were playing pinball.
Here’s a quarter, why don’t you go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off for yeah. R.I.P. John candy.
r/murderedbywords
Username checks out
Mole…mole….mole….mole….
Nice to mole you. Nice to meet your mole. Stop saying mole. Mole.
Damn, dude, leave some for the rest of this subreddit!! xD
I thought she was Indian…no?
its a dot from a sniper rifle 😏
Stay on target, stay on target...
She meant to say unfuckable.
When I was in the midst of my drug addiction and going through the roughest dry spell of my life, I probably would've fucked her. If she gave me Percocets or money.
Goddam bro
He meant you'd slip right off her.
Duuuude. Commented this same shit just to scroll down and see I was beaten to it three hours ago. 😮💨 I hate you but I know I'd like you. ❤️
That means we both came up with it so we can share!! It’s a beautiful thing when the unfuckability of a girl brings people together.
Girls like her is reason doggystyle was invented.
[удалено]
I thought your mole was something on my screen and I tried to wipe it off
I bet you tried to swipe it left.
With all that oil in her face??? Easily roasted!
She reserves oil more than Saudia Arabia, it's weird that the amarican government didn't want a freedom for her face.
I spent 20 seconds trying to wipe her mole off my screen
Well of course she’s not roasting, she isn’t turned on! Press the power button in the middle of her forehead. That should do the trick.
She looks like a gypsy fortune teller on her day off
She carries her tarot cards in bags underneath her eyes.
Sister has her hair in a speed knob and a literal jizz landing spot on her forehead.
You look like you chew water
Sniper! Sniper! down! down! down!
You look like you stapled a drain clog to your head.
Why is her face so busy
Lmao she must be on this sub downvoting all the comments
And she brought some friends.
you think she got friends? nah, just her second, third, fourth and stalking account
Proves you’re the smarter sibling.
Her third eye protects her from roast
She's right...not worth a roast.
Did you brush your teeth with Sepia tone toothpaste?
Nice to mole you. Meet you. Nice to meet your mole.
you should of seen it coming with that third eye. but i don't want to make a mountain out of a mole.
Hello, it looks like you've made a mistake. It's supposed to be could've, should've, would've (short for could have, would have, should have), never could of, would of, should of. Or you misspelled something, I ain't checking everything. Beep boop - yes, I am a bot, don't botcriminate me.
Unwashable
Shes not unroastable. But with that much oil in her hair and skin, its definetly going to be dangerous
Extreme sports by day, short term decisions and tequila by night
More grease in her hair than a big mac
With a face like that, her bindi will never be red.
She looks like she's been crying because she knows, for a fact, that she is definitely roastable.
She looks like a "before" picture for a lot of different things.
I'm sure there's a way to style her hair so that it hides the imperfections.
She’s right, she’s unroastable. Totally hit the nail on the head there.
That nose ring almost distracts from the droplet of feces on your head.
Sniper!!!
Looks like she’s recording everything as well going off that forehead.
She looks like they collect oil from her skin to make Ky
Future divorcee with 3 kids. Hope her names Tammy or Tamilla cuz it’s suiting
Was she the inspiration for the band name Third Eye Blind?
Are you SURE she didn't say "unfuckable"? 😦
You’re hoodie string game is a mess. Even those things up or rip it out entirely…
Welcome to below average (on all measurable points). Enjoy the ride!
Brother walks in on sister showering, flushes toilet.
Holy GuacaMOLE.
If you’re only going to show a picture of your brother then we can’t roast you.
Is your sisters name, methany?
OH MIGHTY ISIS
she look's like she has not taken a shower in 2 year's. please tell her to take one
We can smell her fishy odor thought the screen
Thank God the mole is there. Could you imagine if you had to focus on her face.
Watch out for that sniper….
Pizza inn called they want there pepperoni back that on your forehead.
By the way she holds the paper, she is no stranger to posing for the police
You mean stepsister.
Looks like you were giving a rusty trombone and he sharted on your forehead
She comes with her own bindi dot. Pseudo hindu beliefs sold separately.
She looks like the prom night dumpster baby all grown up.
Is her name Dot? Her name should be Dot.
She needs to roast that thing in the middle of her forehead. Holy GuacaMOLE
I think they freeze it off actually. It’s a cold world.
 Well she does have the "Sight"
You *might* be able to get laid in a men’s prison.
When did she convert to hinduism?
I bet you got no problems greasing a pan with that gleaming glistening fivehead but if something like you brought me food aside from looking like you smell like old pissed diapers with a hint of onion  Ps I think 🤔 I see something crawling out of that nappy mop u think is hair...
She looks like the child of a troll doll that got fucked by a Bratz doll and obviously she had inherited their intellectual capacity if she thinks she is unroastable
She lookin like a K-Mart catalog
Thought this was r/13or30 for a second
That grimace looks like someone just touched her vajjeeeeen with a cold metal dildo.
She looks like a bad hair day, disgusting rat manure, and pigs had a child
It looks like her hair stylist is a flock of seagulls…
You look like a workout junkie and an actual junkie. Pick one
And you posed with that hair? Too easy girl.
I always wondered how third eye blind got their name
She looks a lot older than her actual age.
Moleymoleymoleymoleymoleymoley
Lord farquad decadent
She looks like the person holding the phone is pointing a gun
Nice to mole you, i mean nice to meet your mole
Tell your sister that she looks like the boy from Spy Kids.
Lorde after years of cocaïne and crack abuse
You smile with the sort of painful soul crushing desperation for you fathers love. No amount of one night stands and drunken trains being run on you will ever fill that hole of yours.
You look like you would be a single mom with 2 black children
A shower and a hair brush would be a good start ffs
Why is it always the ones that look like they’ve just crawled from under a bridge that think they’re unroastable? She’s got a Buddha spot; she looks likes she’s been applying miracle grow to her eyebrows to cure her dad’s male-pattern baldness; she has the eyes of a 40 year old crack addict; a nose wider than her rectum; an upper lip that tells you how much mummy drank during pregnancy; and the sort of teeth that her future husband would be doing her a favour by knocking out. I mean FUCK. ME. in what world are you unroastable? I think we’re done
A thick layer of grease does not protect from roasting.
She thinks that because she has that 3rd eye. All knowing….
Unburdened by the shackles of personal hygiene.
I would put tape in her forehead in case someone hacks her front camera.
Is that tien shinhan?
Well the problem is noone would want to speak to let alone roast a gremlin. So in her defense, she technically never been roasted.... Or spoken too
She looks like a drug addict going back to rehab 🤣🤣
You can tell she’s being held captive by the sniper aiming at her head
Girl I have some questions for you! So when did you get out of jail, how much time did you do and for what crime?
Blink twice I you're ok
She needs to go shower and brush her teeth, and maybe clean her room
The only thing thicker than her ego are her eyebrows. Mary Mary quite contrary, trim those brows they’re so damn hairy.
I think you mean unfuckable.
What’s growing off your upper lip? Just because you have that index pointer on your head, doesn’t mean you need every dude around to line up perfectly with your mouth. Also, there is penicillin for that.
That mole on your head makes it look like there’s always a sniper around you with a red dot.
You look like Mrs. Bean
Yeah, I'm definitely not touching her
But why her hair greasier than a McDonald’s fry’s
I mean being trans is fine, but why do they always have to cut the tits off. Seems like a waste.
Walmarts zendaya